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Jose Canseco

Edgy MD Oct 28 2014 09:23 PM

Poor foolish dude just shot a piece of his hand off.

MFS62 Oct 28 2014 09:46 PM Re: Jose Canseco

When I see "Jose Canseco shot" the word I'm expecting next is "up". And there's the word "steroids" somewhere in the story. What a doofus. Later

d'Kong76 Oct 29 2014 04:00 AM Re: Jose Canseco

Anyone who cleans a loaded gun (on purpose or accidentally) deserves what they get. He's lucky he shot himself and not some poor bystander. I guess laws are different in the desert. If he did that in my town I'm sure he'd be charged with something.

d'Kong76 Oct 29 2014 11:28 AM Re: Jose Canseco

Imagine if he shot his girlfriend and said that it was an accident and that he was cleaning his gun. It's dumb to speculate, but I'd think he'd have a hard time convincing J. Q. Public at this point.

Lefty Specialist Oct 29 2014 11:40 AM Re: Jose Canseco

Boy, there's genius, and then there's Super Genius.

d'Kong76 Oct 29 2014 11:52 AM Re: Jose Canseco

I'll leave it at that, might not want to know what you mean...

Lefty Specialist Oct 29 2014 01:28 PM Re: Jose Canseco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIPr23xyoZg

Mets – Willets Point Oct 29 2014 02:16 PM Re: Jose Canseco

Another good guy with a gun.

Centerfield Oct 29 2014 02:44 PM Re: Jose Canseco

We all laughed when that ball bounced off his head and over the wall. I fear that ball may have done more damage then we knew at the time. I'm starting to feel for the poor guy.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 29 2014 03:04 PM Re: Jose Canseco

He's always been a really sad case, I think. That article by Pat Jordan a few years back really summed up what a pitiable figure he'd become. [url]http://deadspin.com/372409/chasing-jose-by-pat-jordan " Jose has evolved. But it hasn't been a positive evolution. He's still as opportunistic and self-absorbed as ever. Only now, he's even more desperate."

cooby Oct 29 2014 03:44 PM Re: Jose Canseco

Jose's manhood is TMI

Edgy MD Oct 29 2014 03:49 PM Re: Jose Canseco

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: He's always been a really sad case, I think. That article by Pat Jordan a few years back really summed up what a pitiable figure he'd become. [url]http://deadspin.com/372409/chasing-jose-by-pat-jordan " Jose has evolved. But it hasn't been a positive evolution. He's still as opportunistic and self-absorbed as ever. Only now, he's even more desperate." That Jordan article flashed through my head also. Jordan's joke about Jose being unable to "field" offers was obvious, cheap, and tired. But he does a great job exposing the sad false front of a pseudo-celebrity, trying to generate offers by bullshitting about offers he's fielding, and then tragically falling into the slow self-destruction of believing his own bullshit.

Zvon Oct 30 2014 05:07 PM Re: Jose Canseco

I got a kick out of this:

d'Kong76 Nov 19 2014 07:56 AM Re: Jose Canseco

Jose to sell finger (and firearm that removed it) on eBay sometime soon! Can't make this shit up!

Frayed Knot Nov 19 2014 08:04 AM Re: Jose Canseco

Apparently the re-attached digit fell off while he was playing cards - giving a literal interpretation to one player flipping another the bird.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 19 2014 08:11 AM Re: Jose Canseco

He had a bad hand.