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Mets to sign Japanese pitcher
Johnny Dickshot Jan 18 2006 06:47 AM |
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Yusaku Iriki (Don't Lose that Number), former Nippon Ham Fighter, who has his own website and raggae theme song!
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MFS62 Jan 18 2006 07:07 AM |
Are those Bruce Wilpon's footprints we see leaving the scene of this accident?
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Johnny Dickshot Jan 18 2006 07:30 AM |
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Reading up on him: Posted in November but not claimed by any clubs, then released by the Ham Fighters.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 08:20 AM |
I'm glad we finally have nough players and enough data flying back and forth from the US to Japan in order to create an exchange rate. I'd like to see how reliable it is, though.
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86-Dreamer Jan 18 2006 08:47 AM |
Can he bring the funk?
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 08:50 AM |
Funny that you're Heath Bell, because Heath's spot looks like the one Iriki is going to take.
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ScarletKnight41 Jan 18 2006 08:50 AM |
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Or at least the noise?
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Frayed Knot Jan 18 2006 09:17 AM |
And, if nothing else, we'll at least have someone who can help us in the event of an attack from hostile pork chops.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 09:29 AM |
That looks like a western motion, with the Seaver leg drive. Dropping his forearm arm slack like that before muscling up actually puts me more in mind of David Cone.
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Johnny Dickshot Jan 18 2006 10:06 AM |
He has a raggae theme song.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 10:11 AM |
Best Japanese toasting in Mets history.
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MFS62 Jan 18 2006 11:09 AM |
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Didn't Rickey Henderson want to wear that? Later
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 11:47 AM |
Here's how The Yomiuri Shimbun had it. Offers in hand, Iriki off to AmericaAccording to reports I've read for a while at JapaneseBaseball.com, the Mets are also trying to get a jump on the next wave, scouting Japanese amateurs. The majors have really been shy about signing these prospects and undercutting the Japan Leagues' talent base, while having no such compunctions regarding Korean and Taiwanese amateurs. But this goes back a while and the still haven't pulled the trigger with any Japanese schoollboys.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 12:34 PM |
Translating the metric measurements at his site, I get him at a hair over 5'9 and 159 pounds.
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TheOldMole Jan 18 2006 01:12 PM |
Is it the Fighters, sponsored by Nippon Ham, or the Ham Fighters, playing out of Nippon? I prefer to believe the latter. In any case, it's my favorite team name of all time.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 01:32 PM |
It's the former, but I think most of us prefer the latter.
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Willets Point Jan 18 2006 01:35 PM |
All Japanese baseball teams play in Nippon.
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sharpie Jan 18 2006 03:41 PM |
All Japanese teams fight ham.
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seawolf17 Jan 18 2006 03:51 PM |
Therefore, all Japanese baseball teams fight ham.
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seawolf17 Jan 18 2006 03:51 PM |
What an unimpressive logo.
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Willets Point Jan 18 2006 04:09 PM |
Do they fight ham or do they fight on behalf of ham?
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seawolf17 Jan 18 2006 04:11 PM |
I would say "fight ham." Otherwise, they'd be the Ham Defenders.
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Elster88 Jan 18 2006 04:11 PM |
Wow that mascot really is squeezing her breast, isn't he? Filthy little beast.
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Elster88 Jan 18 2006 04:12 PM |
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I always thought they were made of Ham and were fighting. Hence, Ham Fighters. Like a street fighter doesn't fight a street. He fights in a street. _______________________ This post had the designation 80) Doug Sisk
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Nymr83 Jan 18 2006 04:26 PM |
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agreed, i'd have used a cartoon of a zero where the baseball is.
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Bret Sabermetric Jan 18 2006 05:13 PM |
What's the ham's winning percentage?
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Farmer Ted Jan 18 2006 05:19 PM |
That cheerleader has cankles.
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martin Jan 18 2006 06:30 PM |
i thought they were sponsored by a company that sells ham, "nippon ham". isnt that what it is? sll those teams are named after companies, yomiuri i think is a newspaper company, seibu is maybe a railroad company. i think that is how it works.
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Yancy Street Gang Jan 18 2006 08:11 PM |
I always thought it would be cool, if Virginia ever got a big league team, if they were called the Virginia Ham Fighters.
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Edgy DC Jan 18 2006 08:14 PM |
Everybody is carrying this signing, except mets.com.
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Bret Sabermetric Jan 18 2006 08:32 PM |
When I was a six-year old reading "Batman" comics, I asked my dad what does "Got-ham" mean?
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Zvon Jan 18 2006 11:27 PM |
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she should see a doctor for that.
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Johnny Dickshot Jan 18 2006 11:42 PM |
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Times sez:
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G-Fafif Jan 19 2006 07:38 PM |
Iriki has a history of bringing the 'tude:
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Edgy DC Jan 19 2006 07:44 PM |
Greg, any connection between the end of Healy's tenure and Wilson Pickett's passing?
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Johnny Dickshot Jan 19 2006 07:50 PM |
Nice.
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metirish Jan 19 2006 10:25 PM |
Cool piece, this guy could be a fan fave quickly, and his reggae song is a classic....lol
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Frayed Knot Jan 19 2006 11:22 PM |
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It's not a pitch he had as an amateur, so it's essentially a pro-shuto, most likely something he picked up while fighting hams.
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G-Fafif Jan 20 2006 02:04 AM |
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I understand "Mustang Sally" was electric.
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PatchyFogg Jan 20 2006 10:11 AM |
We must scour this website for Wifey Watch:
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metirish Jan 20 2006 10:17 AM |
It looks like #49 is special to him, on his site he has a 'club 49' link...checking the 40 man roster that # should be available, if not I think we can expect Iriki to fight for it down by the chop shops.
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Edgy DC Jan 20 2006 10:18 AM |
The scouring has been done and I've come up empty. If you'd like to do me a favor, feel free to write him and ask if he has any photos of his wife to share.
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metirish Jan 20 2006 10:20 AM |
Iriki I think is a rocker, check out his link from his site...
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Johnny Dickshot Jan 20 2006 10:26 AM |
Google reveals Iriki wore No. 20 with the Giants.
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PatchyFogg Jan 20 2006 11:01 AM |
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And, then I can follow up with "Wanna buy some?" An oldie but a goodie, I know. By the way, I made a "pig" of myself with a spit take on Frayed's Pro-shuto/Ham line.
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Edgy DC Jan 20 2006 11:35 AM |
Happy to be your straight man. Damn happy.
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old original jb Jan 21 2006 03:19 PM Info on Ham Fighting |
The Nippon Ham Fighters really do fight on behalf of ham.
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Rockin' Doc Jan 22 2006 12:27 AM |
I guess it could have been worse. At least they're not known as the Nippon Meat Packers.
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Edgy DC Feb 15 2006 08:04 PM |
Iriki at the US embassy in Japan, suit by Bill Bass. Hair by Rankin & Bass.
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Yancy Street Gang Feb 15 2006 08:07 PM |
Or David Lynch:
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