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Benson deal--What if?

Bret Sabermetric Jan 22 2006 11:48 AM

What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries?

KC Jan 22 2006 11:56 AM

She's got a nice rack and all, but I ain't gonna miss her much. There's a pretty funny column on page 11 of the NYT's hard copy today - she's really quite the whack job - I wouldn't be surprised if Kris' balls are in a jar in her purse the way she carries on sometimes.

Zvon Jan 22 2006 05:38 PM Re: Benson deal--What if?

Bret Sabermetric wrote: What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries? I think she'd do both teams, and any team along the road. ;)

OlerudOwned Jan 22 2006 05:42 PM Re: Benson deal--What if?

="Zvon"] ="Bret Sabermetric"]What if Anna Benson learns that Kris had an affair while he was a Met? Would she still screw everybody on the Mets, including coaches? Or would the Orioles be the beneficiaries? I think she'd do both teams, and any team along the road. ;) Not the Phillies!!! They have...COOTIES!