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CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Deadpool

10 votes

Bishop

4 votes

Edgy MD Nov 21 2014 11:39 PM

Two big bad dudes bump into each other in the Modern Mutants bracket of the Marvel Conference. Both sound like they are named after sleepy towns in northwest Britain. [fimg=350]http://www.destructoid.com//ul/257138-deadpool.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=350]http://static.gamesradar.com/images/totalfilm/b/bryan-singer-confirms-bishop-and-warpath-for-x-men-days-of-future-past-133252-a-1366870672-470-75.jpg[/fimg] Name: Deadpool Name: Bishop AKA: Wade Wilson, Jack, Chinosake AKA: Lucas "Luke" Bishop Creator(s): Fabian Nicieza, Rob Liefield Creator(s): Whilce Portacio, Jim Lee Origin: Somewhere in Canada Origin: Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn, New York (future) Base of Operations: Various, sometimes Cavern X, Sedona, AZ Base of Operations: The Xavier Institute, Salem Center, Westchester, NY Teams: Agency X, Astonishing Avengers, S.H.I.E.L.D., Heros for Hire Teams: X-Men, among others Signature Lines: "Now, gimme your milk money!" Signature Lines: "Remember ME, X-Men? The name is BISHOP...and I'm back. " Arch-Enemy: T-Ray Arch-Enemy: Trevor Fitzroy Powers: Healing factor, superhuman stamina and reflexes, longevity, immunity to tepathy. His tech allos for teleportation and disguises, and he has a magic stachel. He's an ass-kicking assassin, meaning, master of hand-to-hand, marksmanship, and hand-weapons. Powers: Absorbs and stores energy directed against him --- includeing electricity, magic, psychic. This makes him the basic package of super-dude: strong, fast, invulnerable, high-constitution, and fast healing. And he can blast that stored energy right the hell back atcha. Got a cybernetic arm, and it allows him to time-jump. What can your arm do? Weaknesses: He's mentally unstable, and prone to sudden fits of unprovoked violence. And even calm, he's kind of a pain in the ass. Def not a team player. His healing power is so strong that, if unchecked, he can sometimes generate redundant cells that cause nasty (and ironically unhealthy growths on his person. Weaknesses: NOT invlunerable to your basic physical attacks. A stool smashed over the head is more effective than a laser beam. Can't absorb a stool. Also not invulnerable to psionics.

Vic Sage Nov 22 2014 06:15 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

These were both well after my time, but i'm lead to understand that Deadpool is pretty funny.

Benjamin Grimm Nov 22 2014 06:25 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

I don't know anything about either of these guys, so for the first time, I'm going to abstain.

batmagadanleadoff Nov 22 2014 07:24 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Is Bishop a Randazzo's or a Roll-n-Roaster guy?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 22 2014 07:50 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Vic Sage wrote: These were both well after my time, but i'm lead to understand that Deadpool is pretty funny. Fourth-wall-breaking, off-the-wall hilarious, more like it. One can overdose on it, but when it's on... it's on. Bishop's just another humorless time-jumper. Only with a mullet.

Ceetar Nov 22 2014 08:38 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Vic Sage wrote: These were both well after my time, but i'm lead to understand that Deadpool is pretty funny. Fourth-wall-breaking, off-the-wall hilarious, more like it. One can overdose on it, but when it's on... it's on. Bishop's just another humorless time-jumper. Only with a mullet. Really enjoyed Deadpool's wisecracks in the Marvel playstation games, so boom.

Mets – Willets Point Nov 23 2014 07:31 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I don't know anything about either of these guys, so for the first time, I'm going to abstain. Whereas I don't know anything about any superhero in the entire bracket, yet I vote in every poll.

Benjamin Grimm Nov 23 2014 11:33 AM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Well, uninformed voting is an American tradition. (And really? You don't know anything at all about Superman or Batman?)

Fman99 Nov 23 2014 07:11 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Brooklyn > Canada

Mets – Willets Point Nov 23 2014 09:10 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Well, uninformed voting is an American tradition. (And really? You don't know anything at all about Superman or Batman?) Only from movies/tv shows.

Valadius Nov 24 2014 02:11 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Deadpool is the Spider-Man of the Millennial generation. He's all the rage right now with the 35-and-under set. Bishop was popularized in the early '90s in the X-Men animated series' retelling of "Days of Future Past."

Ceetar Nov 24 2014 02:52 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

[url]http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027050/quotes Deadpool: [to Scarlet Witch] More like the Scarlett Bi... Hey, hey, hey, I didn't see you there. Deadpool: [to Shocker] Shocker? I didn't even know her. Ha! Deadpool: Explosions attract the coveted 18 to 24 year old male demographic. Deadpool: [regarding Hawkeye] Oh, oh, so they're letting Robin Hood in, but somehow the Avengers keep losing my phone number. What's up with that? Deadpool: [to Ghost Rider] Oh man, I forgot to bring the marshmallows. Deadpool: [after killing two enemies in a bathroom stall] I can't think of any good dick jokes! Ah, what a wasted opportunity.

Ceetar Nov 24 2014 02:53 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Valadius wrote: Deadpool is the Spider-Man of the Millennial generation. He's all the rage right now with the 35-and-under set. " Deadpool: Hey, did I enter the side show tent? 'Cause you look like the dog faced boy. Dark Spider-Man: Oh, you are a wit, Deadpool... or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble? Deadpool: About as much as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor. Dark Spider-Man: So then it doesn't work. Deadpool: Wait, let me guess. You're Aaron Applebaum. Aaron Astin. Aaron Atwater! Spider-Man: Are you just going to keep yelling names from A to Z until you guess? Deadpool: No. Barry Barrington! Spider-Man: You're not well. Deadpool: I know. Deadpool: Have I told you my origin story? Spider-Man: Like a billion times, now. How about telling me the truth? Deadpool: You can't handle the truth. Spider-Man: Really?

Nymr83 Nov 24 2014 08:23 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Valadius wrote: Deadpool is the Spider-Man of the Millennial generation. He's all the rage right now with the 35-and-under set. Bishop was popularized in the early '90s in the X-Men animated series' retelling of "Days of Future Past." I do remember Bishop from the comics, but i think the cartoon was what made him popular for a time. he probably reached the height of his comic popularity not in our "normal" universe but as the lone survivor of our timeline who remembers the "correct" future in Age of Apocalypse

Edgy MD Dec 01 2014 10:05 PM Re: CPF WotS, Rd. 1: Deadpool vs. Bishop

Deadpool lives, winning by 10-4.