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Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends 2015

Benjamin Grimm Jan 01 2015 06:44 AM

Happy New Year!

d'Kong76 Jan 01 2015 01:47 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

I guess it's one way to get the blood flowing first thing in the morning, but there ain't enough beer in Bavaria to get me in the river this time of year... [fimg=800:2oheq102]http://www.kcmets.com/CPF/010115a.jpg[/fimg:2oheq102]

Edgy MD Jan 06 2015 06:26 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

A page FB suggested I might like: Mike Love is a Douchebag.

d'Kong76 Jan 10 2015 08:47 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Bra off! Jammies on! Hair up! That's relaxing! (others call it going to Wal-Mart)

cooby Jan 10 2015 07:53 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

that's a good one!

d'Kong76 Jan 10 2015 07:55 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Made me laugh!

Edgy MD Jan 18 2015 06:07 PM Stati of My Virtual Friends in 2015

Just checked out the Puppy Bowl lineup... no corgis, AGAIN.

Edgy MD Jan 20 2015 11:58 AM Re: Stati of My Friends in 2015

Siri, express the dog's anal sac.

Edgy MD Jan 20 2015 12:12 PM Re: Stati of My Friends in 2015

="CPF poster, describing his child hearing "Bad Reputation" coming on the car radio"]"It's like the radio's spitting at me. Spitting all over. Good spit."

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jan 20 2015 04:12 PM Re: Stati of My Friends in 2015

Edgy MD wrote: "It's like the radio's spitting at me. Spitting all over. Good spit." YoungerPooper's favorite Joan Jett recordings, in order of preference: "I Want You" "I Love Rock and Roll" "Cherry Bomb" "Bad Reputation"

Fman99 Jan 21 2015 06:30 PM Re: Stati of My Friends in 2015

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: YoungerPooper's favorite Joan Jett recordings, in order of preference: "I Love Rock and Roll" Famously translated by Fgirl to include the classic line "PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUICE BOX BABY!"

Ceetar Feb 06 2015 05:58 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

let's start today with a cop joke Cousin's Cousin: Ughhhh!!! Just waited on the longest Dunkin Donuts line in the whole world and they don't have anymore Pumpkin Coffee!!! Not a good start to my day!! They had it last week!!! Commenter: :-( The one next to the state troopers have it

d'Kong76 Feb 17 2015 11:14 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Re: record winter blasts assaulting the New England region; god's pissed, he had money on the Seahawks.

themetfairy Feb 22 2015 10:27 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

"The Academy Awards or Downton Abbey: A gay man's Sophie's Choice."

themetfairy Mar 01 2015 07:33 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Dear Winter, I've had it with your crap. Get your buddies, Snow and Ice, off of my property and don't make me get a restraining order.

d'Kong76 Mar 03 2015 02:36 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Has anyone ever heard of someone's entire facebook account contents (posts, pictures, ever thing in timeline) being removed by facebook and leaving your account open to start all over again without banning you?

themetfairy Mar 03 2015 02:45 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

No, but it sounds like there's some interesting drama behind your question.

d'Kong76 Mar 03 2015 02:57 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Lol, yeah in a closed local citizens group of about 1000 people... insane drama!

themetfairy Mar 03 2015 03:17 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Is Avi your neighbor?

Ceetar Apr 03 2015 08:14 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

This amuses me. Nearly back to back threads on Facebook: Neighbor guy growing up wrote: Ugh......I'm dating a 30 yr old. Happy Birthday to my future wife Ashley. You are everything I ever wanted and more russian chick I know from online wrote: I am glad you're finally 30. I didn't want to tell you before, but it's been kind of embarrassing to date a 20-something year old at my advanced age. I love you.

themetfairy Apr 03 2015 08:47 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Ceetar wrote: This amuses me. Nearly back to back threads on Facebook: Neighbor guy growing up wrote: Ugh......I'm dating a 30 yr old. Happy Birthday to my future wife Ashley. You are everything I ever wanted and more russian chick I know from online wrote: I am glad you're finally 30. I didn't want to tell you before, but it's been kind of embarrassing to date a 20-something year old at my advanced age. I love you. Are your neighbor and the Russian chick dating the same woman?

Ceetar Apr 03 2015 08:57 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

that would be really funny, but no.

Edgy MD Apr 04 2015 07:37 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

What's with all the links people posts demanding that you pay attention to the needs of their introversion?

Ceetar Apr 04 2015 07:57 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Edgy MD wrote: What's with all the links people posts demanding that you pay attention to the needs of their introversion? I've got one friend that posts them all the time. It's probably because E-communication is easier for introverts? I'm fairly introverted myself but those posts tend to portray me like I'm mentally deficient or extremely brittle or something.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 04 2015 08:50 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Edgy MD wrote: What's with all the links people posts demanding that you pay attention to the needs of their introversion? ?

Ceetar Apr 04 2015 09:00 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Edgy MD wrote: What's with all the links people posts demanding that you pay attention to the needs of their introversion? ?

Ceetar Apr 15 2015 03:15 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Bump for Edgy, who was looking for this and missed by a whole year.

Edgy MD Apr 15 2015 04:07 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Ouch.

d'Kong76 Apr 15 2015 04:09 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

"I actually detest nature! I just posted this picture to test out my new digital camera." Uh, ok

themetfairy Apr 15 2015 05:14 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Am I wrong to be appalled by someone getting acupuncture for their 6-month old?

d'Kong76 Apr 15 2015 05:20 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Maybe they weren't comfortable with hypnosis? :+)

cooby Apr 16 2015 10:48 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Followed edgys advice in the 2014 thread and I'm glad I did :)

Mets – Willets Point Apr 16 2015 10:55 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Some dude who is always flirting with my wife on Facebook rewrote one of her status updates as a Dylan tune: While I slept off yesters I had a tangled-up dream 'Bout time travel, boarding schools Crème de la cream And everyone was lined up To fight the big war ‘Cept for me and Boo Radley We had been there before So we took to the garrets And made our own rules With the trixters and barmaids Who lived on toadstools While jumping o’er rooftops And climbing through drains I was punched by the morning Who set fire to my veins I stumbled through noonday The dream slipped away! My hair sputtered upward Performing a play But my sweet chimera So true and sublime Just melted before me Like it does every time Like it does every time

cooby Apr 16 2015 11:05 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Friend his wife

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 16 2015 12:40 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Better yet, do one of her statuses as a Rick James ditty.

Mets – Willets Point Apr 16 2015 12:45 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

cooby wrote: Friend his wife She's a talented pianist but doesn't post much. The "dude" is actually Edgy

themetfairy Apr 17 2015 04:43 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Ah, more "infant formula is poison" from the Brooklyn baby boards, this time in autism-fearmongering flavor. I'll miss these psycho bitches. Oh wait, I definitely won't.

Ceetar Apr 18 2015 06:49 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

themetfairy wrote: Ah, more "infant formula is poison" from the Brooklyn baby boards, this time in autism-fearmongering flavor. I'll miss these psycho bitches. Oh wait, I definitely won't. Heh, I could maybe guess this one.

themetfairy Apr 18 2015 12:06 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Ceetar wrote: Ah, more "infant formula is poison" from the Brooklyn baby boards, this time in autism-fearmongering flavor. I'll miss these psycho bitches. Oh wait, I definitely won't. Heh, I could maybe guess this one. I love her - she's awesome :)

themetfairy Apr 30 2015 08:48 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

I don't trust the Jets to draft anyone. I think they're planning on using their first round pick on a second baseman.

d'Kong76 Jul 20 2015 09:32 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

This is silly, but made me laugh a little... So if Stop n Shop takes over our (now bankrupt again) A&P, will they change the name to The Great Atlantic Stop & P?

d'Kong76 Jul 26 2015 08:56 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Edgy MD Aug 26 2015 01:07 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Burning Man Missed Connection: I was wearing purple clown-dotted hood dress, feather fuzzed headband and stilts with swirly green fabric swaying off of them. On my chest, I had a leather fannypack. I have multi-colored dreads. You had a clay dyed merkin and no pants. Fluorescent paint patterned chest art, no shirt. Bagpipes and urban-spiritual tribal tatts. I saw you pipe'n some serious trance on the multi-colored dragonfly art-car as I was riding my fluffcruzer by thru the playa dust storm. A friend said you go by the name “3-Dolphins”… you must as you burn me on porpoise. We were reborn in a sandstorm and never saw each again! I loved our rebirth. Sadly I had to leave Black Rock City early due to overburn… Hope the universe brings us back together. Namaste. P.s. My name is Shadow. My address is the wind… but you can find me via my Etsy store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/ZenNympho

Benjamin Grimm Aug 26 2015 01:10 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Gosh, I'm so embarrassed. I wonder what I ever did with that clay dyed merkin?

dgwphotography Aug 26 2015 01:16 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

I'm embarrassed to admit that I understood all of that...

SteveJRogers Sep 27 2015 10:11 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Odd block: Get blocked (not just unfriended) while you are in the middle of editing a perplexed comment about someone putting a couple of images of someone in Giant gear and Met gear labeled "Bandwagon Fans 2014 and 2015." Person in question was the late San Francisco native, as well as noted MLBS since they've gave his charity a lot of publicity through the years and no bandwagon Big Shot, Robin Williams, who left this world in August of 2014. At bit inappropriate on several levels no? Well, an "Ummmm..." comment got me tossed, literally as I was editing it to question the use of Williams as a 2015 "bandwagon jumper."

Benjamin Grimm Sep 29 2015 12:47 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

"Now it's official! It has been published in the media..." ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!

SteveJRogers Sep 30 2015 05:23 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

SteveJRogers wrote: Odd block: Get blocked (not just unfriended) while you are in the middle of editing a perplexed comment about someone putting a couple of images of someone in Giant gear and Met gear labeled "Bandwagon Fans 2014 and 2015." Person in question was the late San Francisco native, as well as noted MLBS since they've gave his charity a lot of publicity through the years and no bandwagon Big Shot, Robin Williams, who left this world in August of 2014. At bit inappropriate on several levels no? Well, an "Ummmm..." comment got me tossed, literally as I was editing it to question the use of Williams as a 2015 "bandwagon jumper." UPDATE Well, I read that the wrong way as he is back and still on my friends list. I'll assume he got reported (not by me) and put in FB "jail" until a matter was resolved.

Fman99 Sep 30 2015 06:42 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

If I had a friend named Annie, I would ask her if she was OK like 50 times a day.

Ceetar Sep 30 2015 01:24 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Casual friend from High School wrote: Oh how stressed I have been about Christmas coming up soon. I'm usually done by September and really I hadn't gotten anything yet when September came around. I'm happy to announce that I'm I've halfway done! Yay! Feeling better.

d'Kong76 Oct 11 2015 03:37 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

I'm gonna unfriend a good 4-5 people before the day is over. Stupid MFLYd'bag fb friends...

themetfairy Oct 19 2015 09:42 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

By MK tonight. I'm just relieved and grateful that he came through this relatively unscathed - At 2:30 PM today, I was struck by a slow-moving car while crossing the street. I count myself incredibly lucky that I was carrying my trombone case on my left side, which took the brunt of the impact. 7.5 hours later, I'm out of the hospital with a prescription for Percocet and orders to come back at 8 AM tomorrow. My lip is swollen and my nose might be broken, but I feel so lucky that nothing worse came of this accident.

Edgy MD Oct 20 2015 07:28 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Ouch. Get better. And watch out for those percs, kid. That's real stuff.

soupcan Oct 20 2015 09:49 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Edgy MD wrote: Ouch. Get better. And watch out for those percs, kid. That's good stuff. Fixed. And glad MK is OK

John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 20 2015 10:26 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Did the driver stick around? Get ticketed?

themetfairy Oct 20 2015 10:51 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

I know there's a police report and that MK has his info.

d'Kong76 Oct 24 2015 04:05 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

StubHub is running a fb add for Mets' tickets and the slogan is, "New York is in the World Series and it's not the Yankees!" I've never done business with them, and won't now anytime soon. Fuck off.

d'Kong76 Oct 27 2015 09:07 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

This can't be good: The facebook icon on my phone is now a solid blue square labeled 'Done' and when you click on it nothing happens...

cooby Oct 27 2015 11:11 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

You're prolly better off

d'Kong76 Oct 27 2015 05:10 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Restarted phone this afternoon and 'Done' went away and it's working fine for now... weird.

cooby Nov 13 2015 08:42 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

[video:snucwsbr]https://youtu.be/kTXfAtckS3g[/video:snucwsbr]

Edgy MD Nov 14 2015 07:17 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Maureen R------ and Jan R------ were marked safe during Paris Terror Attacks. I never knew about this functionality. It probably has some deeper benefit as well, as reports on "friends" who are casual second- and third-degree acquaintances start popping up in our feeds as well, drawing us all more deeply into a reality we probably keep ourselves at a greater remove from than we like to admit. Anyhow, yay, Maureen and Jan. And boo, terrorists.

Edgy MD Nov 14 2015 09:25 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Read accounts of overseas crisis through the lens of my pre-selected media filters. [fimg=100:qi46i67m]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Down_Arrow_Icon.png[/fimg:qi46i67m] Shoehorn events into my previously held worldview. Discard any inconvenient facts that haven't already been discarded by filters. [fimg=100:qi46i67m]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Down_Arrow_Icon.png[/fimg:qi46i67m] Rush to social media to belittle my ideological opponents and insinuate that they are ones to blame.

cooby Nov 14 2015 09:32 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Kinda my point on my Tweeting thread, Edgy. Longing for the days of UPI World News hourly updates on the radio. At least you could believe them.

Edgy MD Nov 14 2015 12:08 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Sorry I missed that. Great work.

MFS62 Nov 14 2015 07:11 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

A longtime friend and her niece are currently in Paris. They were close to one of the attacks. Her facebook reports say they're ok and their flight back to the US tomorrow is still on schedule. Later

cooby Nov 27 2015 06:57 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Normally I don't want to come across as a hard luck case but please, if you all could send some prayers our way. My dad's in the hospital, having psychotic episodes every night, we lost two cats in the last two days with a third one not eating tonight, I've overspent on vet bills...I need a break. May This is a woman that I love...she is strong, happy, cheerful, kind and doesn't deserve to EVER have a bad day. Everything is falling apart around her. Her dad is rapidly descending into senility...usually she has him living with her and her family but he keeps hurting himself so he had to be hospitalized. Her aunt died last week. On top of everything, some of her beloved pets have a mysterious ailment that is taking some of their lives. If you could please say a little prayer for her and her family I would be grateful. Her name is Maylee.

themetfairy Nov 27 2015 08:09 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

{{Hugs}} coobs :(

Ceetar Dec 04 2015 09:23 PM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

One of the girls from my high school, who I'm not directly friends with but am friends of friends with, married someone with my last name and it weirds me out every time.

d'Kong76 Dec 24 2015 09:17 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

Nymr83 Dec 24 2015 10:32 AM Re: Actual Facebook Statuses of Your Actual Virtual Friends

Edgy MD wrote: Read accounts of overseas crisis through the lens of my pre-selected media filters. [fimg=100]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Down_Arrow_Icon.png[/fimg] Shoehorn events into my previously held worldview. Discard any inconvenient facts that haven't already been discarded by filters. [fimg=100]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Down_Arrow_Icon.png[/fimg] Rush to social media to belittle my ideological opponents and insinuate that they are ones to blame. you left out "panic if i know anyone who lives in the country affected, despite the fact that i wouldn't panic if there was a steam pipe explosion on 5th ave and i know people who live there."