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Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

TransMonk
Jan 02 2015 03:12 PM

Florida Couple Spent Days In Unlocked Closet, Thought They Were Trapped

cooby
Jan 02 2015 04:28 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Hurts just to look at them. They must have really been hungry...

Frayed Knot
Jan 02 2015 05:20 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

I have no hard evidence to back this up, but I'm guessing that not-very-bright drug addicts generally aren't too likely to be overweight.

d'Kong76
Jan 02 2015 05:31 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Cops found human feces and suspected drug paraphernalia in the closet, but they didn't find any drugs.

Did they expect to find any drugs left?

Mets – Willets Point
Jan 02 2015 07:58 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Frayed Knot wrote:
I have no hard evidence to back this up, but I'm guessing that not-very-bright drug addicts generally aren't too likely to be overweight.


I think cooby was referring to the fact that they hadn't eaten anything for two days.

cooby
Jan 02 2015 08:30 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

I think I was referring to the idea that they were pathetically thin before this happened, lol...


Hey, maybe it was incredibly romantic!

Ceetar
Jan 06 2015 02:07 PM
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This guy..well uh. you'll never believe it. was arrested for..possession..of...DRUGS



[url]http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/man-in-no-seriously-i-have-drugs-shirt-charged-with-1677808765/+samer

Mets – Willets Point
Feb 07 2015 03:20 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

One Florida congressman's quest to pass the crazy baton to Texas. Not sure that it's working.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 18 2015 11:55 AM
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As thick as a jar of mayonnaise.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 18 2015 01:37 PM
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I bet they called that kid "Costco" in the locker room.

Y'know, when he wasn't in so much pain from his oversized penis that he couldn't attend school.

batmagadanleadoff
Feb 21 2015 06:40 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Call it touch and go traffic.

A naked Florida woman stopped traffic on a residential street when she masturbated in front of a couple's car and then threw a tantrum on top of the vehicle, police said.

[fimg=283]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2119671.1424250683!/img/httpImage/image.png_gen/derivatives/article_970/article-amie-carter-0217.png[/fimg]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/n ... -1.2119669

MFS62
Feb 22 2015 06:48 AM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Call it touch and go traffic.

A naked Florida woman stopped traffic on a residential street when she masturbated in front of a couple's car and then threw a tantrum on top of the vehicle, police said.

[fimg=283]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2119671.1424250683!/img/httpImage/image.png_gen/derivatives/article_970/article-amie-carter-0217.png[/fimg]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/n ... -1.2119669

Yeah. But did she offer to clean their windows?
Later

MFS62
Mar 10 2015 08:19 AM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

This could also go into the Weather and Politics threads. But since it happened in Florida:
http://news.yahoo.com/florida-bans-clim ... 05011.html

Later

Frayed Knot
Apr 03 2015 05:13 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Let's see now: 'Golden Tickets' to heaven (only $99 - admit one), spaceships to planets made of crack cocaine, meeting Jesus at a KFC, and, oh yeah, a baby alligator.

Where else but Jacksonville?

Edgy MD
Apr 03 2015 06:50 PM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

Part of me wonders where you find the time to read celebrity.com.

Another part wonders how those two poor souls qualify as celebrities.

Nymr83
Dec 10 2015 07:56 AM
Re: Florida 2015: Still Crazy After All These Years

I was wondering where this thread went.

When running from police in Florida, don't hide in a lake...

[url]http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2015/12/07/alligator-kills-barefoot-bay-burglary-suspect/76950238/