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MLB Singles!

A Boy Named Seo Jan 21 2015 03:16 PM

Probably a response to the clever and successful 'Tinder Night' thrown by the NBA's Atlanta Hawks, MLB is apparently running with some sort of dating thing, sponsored by Match.com. Such magical corporate synergy! The many Miss Wrong's that I've met (pun intended) may have only been wrong because we didn't have a shared love for the same baseball team. If only I could've met my own Backpack Girl or Squinty or Pearly or Toothy, yet know that THE most important thing is built in from the very start. It might now be my girlfriend that demands to "SEE THE PLAN!!!" or to "GET TULO AT ANY COST!!!". I'm getting warm just thinking about the possibility. After-all, the only thing better than one insane person is two. Will let you know if I meet Jeffy's daughter (fingers crossed). Wish me luck, yall.

Edgy MD Jan 21 2015 04:04 PM Re: MLB Singles!

That little hobbit carries with him the hopes for all.

d'Kong76 Jan 21 2015 04:06 PM Re: MLB Singles!

Afraid to click, 'cause ya know...

Frayed Knot Jan 21 2015 06:06 PM Re: MLB Singles!

I think all you really need to do is devise a Diner-like quiz around your favorite team in order to weed out unqualified potential mates.

Fman99 Jan 21 2015 06:26 PM Re: MLB Singles!

Despite my lobbying, my wife continues to enforce her "no dating" rule. I told her, it's not coitus, it's not Sister Wives. Just dates. But NOOOOOO. She has to be all "sanctity of marriage" and such.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 21 2015 06:42 PM Re: MLB Singles!

Fman99 wrote: Despite my lobbying, my wife continues to enforce her "no dating" rule. I told her, it's not coitus, it's not Sister Wives. Just dates. But NOOOOOO. She has to be all "sanctity of marriage" and such. lololllol. Seo if you play this right this could be the thread of the year.

d'Kong76 Jan 21 2015 06:56 PM Re: MLB Singles!

I doubt it could be kept up all year.

Edgy MD Jan 21 2015 07:23 PM Re: MLB Singles!

Folks give up on Seo so easily, and he's just getting started. He's like the Wilmer Flores of the forum.

Lefty Specialist Jan 21 2015 07:54 PM Re: MLB Singles!

Worked for me. Asked this young woman once why she had such a great tan in early April. She said it was because she and her girlfriends were just back from a week at Mets Spring Training. Ka-ching. This March will be our 25th anniversary. No website required.

A Boy Named Seo Jan 21 2015 08:11 PM Re: MLB Singles!

My Doyer-loving girlfriend would cut my pelotas off if she saw match.com in my browser history. Fman would be better off bringing home a sister wife.

RealityChuck Jan 22 2015 07:05 AM Re: MLB Singles!

Call me old fashioned, but I think Robin Ventura's was the best MLB single.

Ceetar Jan 22 2015 07:41 AM Re: MLB Singles!

d'Kong76 wrote: I doubt it could be kept up all year. They actually make pills for that now.

Fman99 Jan 23 2015 10:16 AM Re: MLB Singles!

A Boy Named Seo wrote: My Doyer-loving girlfriend would cut my pelotas off if she saw match.com in my browser history. Fman would be better off bringing home a sister wife. I did end up getting permission for a Sister Wife, but only on the condition that I find a fat Mormon from Utah. I'm trying to decide what to do.