Master Index of Archived Threads


Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Edgy MD Mar 24 2015 01:12 AM

Hi, I'm Zack Wheeler, and this conversation would have been MUCH more interesting if my name was Zach Beeler and this thread went up several weeks ago. But hey, there are still questions to answer. Will I rehab in St. Lucie or New York? Will I step out with my lady friend? Any new lady friends? Will I show up at Jeter Day like some sort of tool? Will my hairline make a comeback like Howard Johnson's did, or will I go bald with honesty and dignity like Joel Youngblood or LeBron James? Will I do awesome things with my big awesome truck? I hope I do! [fimg=700]http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I00001uLgcyB7Lng/fit=1000x750/NY-Mets-pitcher-Zack-Wheeler110.jpg[/fimg] My 2015 won't include much baseball. What will it include?

themetfairy Mar 24 2015 01:25 AM Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

See you next year Zack with a K (the K is for strikeouts!).

MFS62 Mar 24 2015 03:16 AM Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Buh BYE! See you next year. Rehab well. Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 24 2015 07:05 AM Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

GAME OF THRONES RERUNZZZZ AND PLEASURE READIN', YOU GUYS

Lefty Specialist Mar 25 2015 12:39 PM Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Binge-watches 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' on Netflix. Fills in for Hoda Kotb on the third hour of Today, which nobody watches anyway. Dates a Kardashian. Endless weeks antiquing in Bucks County searching for just the right wagon wheel to make a table out of. Finally gets to go to all those anime conventions he's been missing. Finds the true meaning of life from Llamas With Hats Builds a baseball field in the cornfield behind his house. Ghostly ballplayers show up to play games, then his long-dead dad appears. He asks him to have a catch. Throws one pitch and screams in excruciating pain because, hey, he just underwent elbow surgery.

d'Kong76 Mar 31 2015 12:00 AM Re: Forecasts for Fifteen: Zack Wheeler

Grows a Rip Van Wheeler beard in 2015.