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One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015
| Fman99 Apr 10 2015 09:02 PM |
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Hot chick rides talking/singing horse, inducing erections.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 14 2015 01:11 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Ladies and gentlemen: check out my thick, white caulk and stick it in all your holes... for cheap!
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| themetfairy Apr 14 2015 02:21 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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I'm surprised that this isn't Fman's quote.
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| Fman99 Apr 15 2015 07:12 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Maybe my baby doesn't have autism, because, you know, awareness is depressing.
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| Lefty Specialist Apr 15 2015 07:54 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Toyota Jan channels her inner beatnik.
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| d'Kong76 Apr 16 2015 08:00 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Hi this my mom, and she does advertising executives.
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| Benjamin Grimm Apr 17 2015 06:38 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Fortunately, not from the horse!
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| Fman99 Apr 22 2015 07:52 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Garbage can lid girl continues to crash her chalkboard car to the sounds of hipster kinoodling.
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| Ceetar Apr 22 2015 07:54 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Arnold Palmer is old and needs medication.
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| Ceetar Apr 22 2015 08:10 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Jack Bauer drinks crappy tequila and doesn't regret it.
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| d'Kong76 Apr 22 2015 08:40 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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He looks great. I hope we're all so lucky!
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| Ceetar Apr 22 2015 08:45 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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that's two sentences.
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| Centerfield Apr 22 2015 08:52 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Untucked shirt company makes most annoying commercial ever.
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| themetfairy Apr 22 2015 08:54 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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I am starting to hate Toyota Jan as much as I hate Progressive Flo.
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| Centerfield Apr 22 2015 08:57 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Not quite, but getting there. I like the AT&T chick though. She is likeable.
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| themetfairy Apr 22 2015 09:09 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Only in comparison - she's nowhere near Jan and Flo's annoyance level.
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| Benjamin Grimm Apr 23 2015 07:01 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Is that the saleswoman who reminds the parents that they need to whisper so they don't wake up their sleeping baby? I like her too. As for Jan, less was more.
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| Zvon Apr 30 2015 07:01 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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OKAY ALREADY,I'LL FEEEED MY LAWN, I'LL FEEEEED IT!
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| Benjamin Grimm May 01 2015 07:15 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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I just found out that that girl on the horse in the DirecTV commercial is Derek Jeter's girlfriend. BLAH!
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| Lefty Specialist May 08 2015 06:14 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Chill out kids, I guarantee you'll get service on the islands.
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| G-Fafif May 10 2015 09:13 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Got a copy of the script for that Niese On Nissan spot they're gonna be running incessantly.
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| Fman99 May 12 2015 08:14 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Buicks are deceptively luxurious.
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| Ceetar May 13 2015 08:33 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Infiniti: Now with backup cameras to keep people who turned around to look at the backup camera from backing into things.
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| MFS62 May 13 2015 09:29 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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You might have found insurance that costs less than Progressive, but you'll lose the paternity suit.
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| Zvon May 18 2015 08:26 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Meet Joe, possibly more smarmy than Steve Gelbs.
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| Fman99 Jun 01 2015 09:14 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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The five dullest people in the New York metro area all won fantastic prizes courtesy of the NY Daily News.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 04 2015 10:12 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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If you're around Shaq's balls and wondering what that smell is, it's probably Gold Bond.
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| Frayed Knot Jun 04 2015 10:18 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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And, let's face it, most of us are around the height of Shaq's balls.
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| MFS62 Jun 14 2015 08:44 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Cats are smart enough to not step on quicksand and have no sympathy for humans who do.
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| Centerfield Jun 15 2015 07:32 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Have you guys discussed the McCutcheon commercial where he robs the HR? Clearly the Pirates are at home, but the announcer says "This could be the ball game!"
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 15 2015 07:59 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Hwy, you're a loser, so why not play those numbers that humiliated you so you can lose again at Lotto?
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 18 2015 06:08 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Compromise is for pussies, pussy-- why aren't you driving a Caddy?
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| themetfairy Jun 21 2015 05:11 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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People who drive Buicks have very stupid friends.
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 21 2015 05:27 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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"Hi, I'm David Wright, and here are all the great things you can do in New York State, even though currently I can't do any of them."
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| Fman99 Jun 25 2015 12:11 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Rhyming nostalgic about a Toyota, on a network that bludgeons you to death with the same 25 ads over and over again, probably is not the best marketing strategy ever devised.
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| Lefty Specialist Jun 26 2015 06:25 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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DirectTV has 99% reliability, and these are my breasts.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 31 2015 04:54 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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The Pail is wandering around the house singing "Burrito and Barf, Injury Attorneys, 800-888-8888"
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| d'Kong76 Jul 31 2015 05:18 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Burrito and Barf, classikcly hysterical! I'm going to laugh
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| TransMonk Jul 31 2015 07:12 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Who needs Chris Squire when you've got a gig to play with Toto at the Barclays Center?
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| Fman99 Aug 04 2015 07:05 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Actress Bridget Moynahan spent one day at "Dying Kids" summer camp, as evident by the fact that she's wearing the same shirt in each video clip shown.
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| TransMonk Aug 26 2015 10:32 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Rusty from Vegas Vacation complicates this summer's Vacation universe feedback loop while driving an Infiniti with Christie Brinkley.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 26 2015 12:10 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Toyota Jan faces her own Terminator- Rise of the Machines moment on the showroom floor.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 26 2015 12:12 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Rashida Jones needs to find better friends even more than she needs faster wi-fi.
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| Ceetar Aug 26 2015 12:50 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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That commercial annoys me so much. How is she switching from phone to tablet and hopping on the WiFi (unprotected?!) in a snap?
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| Fman99 Aug 27 2015 07:25 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Tommy Hilfiger: Marketing to the latent homosexual in every male Met fan.
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| themetfairy Aug 27 2015 08:06 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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W.B. Mason employees can't tell the difference between lotion and mayonnaise.
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| Lefty Specialist Aug 31 2015 06:01 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Those Great Danes aren't going to fit in that Honda CRV either, #clueless idiot.
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| Zvon Aug 31 2015 06:43 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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I just saw the Philly Phanatic shoot up the Phils locker room. It was only silly string, but still very uncomfortably unkool. Coming back with any kind of gun to resolve a situation is not a good example of how people should behave. Even jokingly.
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| Edgy MD Aug 31 2015 06:55 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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You guys getting those Draft Kings ads. Bleh.
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| d'Kong76 Aug 31 2015 07:09 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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That Citi Field restaurant commercial that SNY seemingly airs a
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| Ceetar Aug 31 2015 09:02 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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it's not horrible, but they didn't start airing it until after they picked a winner!
All season everywhere. MLB affiliate or whatever. I put a couple bucks in. Kinda fun but it's really just gambling. BS that this is legal and not poker (well, in other states)
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| d'Kong76 Aug 31 2015 09:13 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Dude, I know you hit mute on it.
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| Ceetar Aug 31 2015 09:15 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Tonight I didn't even get to sit down and watch a quite inning before the baby went to bed, never mind know where the remote is to mute it!
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 01 2015 06:11 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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It IS horrible. First of all it sounds like a drunken lounge singer, and then squeezing 'Zenga's LatinAsian cuisine' into 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame' is something beyond sacriligeous. They should play that song during the seventh-inning stretch, though, just to mess with people's heads. And I'm guessing the LatinAsian cuisine must have really sucked.
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| d'Kong76 Sep 01 2015 08:15 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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The number of drummers in the tri-state area better than Ringo
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| Edgy MD Sep 01 2015 09:12 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Ouch, what cued that?
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 01 2015 11:58 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Skechers ad, in which he's-- presumably-- supposed to be going all wildman on the drums in a brief solo, and, well, he plays a very, um, polite solo.
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| Edgy MD Sep 02 2015 05:22 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Well, he's a hundred years old.
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 07 2015 11:05 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Man flies Delta, gets tired, goes home.
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| themetfairy Sep 07 2015 02:23 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Toyota owners are lame - SERIOUSLY!
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| themetfairy Sep 07 2015 07:47 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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If your baby is focused on a particular toy, start freaking out because he must be autistic!!!!!!!
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| Fman99 Sep 07 2015 08:32 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Mom figures out from her phone that her child might be half-tarded.
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| Centerfield Sep 07 2015 08:49 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Maxi Climber can turn you into a douchebag for only 19.95. Call today!
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| HahnSolo Sep 08 2015 06:38 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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If you're looking for an apartment, DO NOT answer an ad for a room in the SNY pad.
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| themetfairy Sep 08 2015 07:59 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Nobody would blame that kid if he smacked his bratty little sister.
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| Ceetar Sep 09 2015 07:25 AM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Our car's rearview camera is a great way to spy on your daughter!
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| Ceetar Sep 09 2015 06:05 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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If you're a dad that feels ashamed about driving your kids to soccer games, you should buy our totally not-lame car to protect your dignity!
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| Fman99 Sep 10 2015 08:59 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Puddy is Puddy's best boss ever.
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 22 2015 05:12 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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I need to spend $200,000 on a video wall so I can circle things and put check marks next to them.
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| Zvon Sep 24 2015 04:20 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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That E-trade commercial with Buster Posey is funny.
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| Fman99 Sep 24 2015 07:01 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Fourth most talented Beatle ever plays drums for small audience.
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| d'Kong76 Sep 24 2015 07:09 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Ginger Baker tweets some funny stuff when he sees
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| themetfairy Sep 25 2015 07:08 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Peggy Lipton would rather hang out online unencumbered than spend time with her daughter, Rashida Jones.
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| Lefty Specialist Sep 25 2015 07:15 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Man chases a school bus through a town covered in volcanic ash.
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| Lefty Specialist Oct 03 2015 05:10 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Bug-eyed woman insincerely gives free gallons of gas to her 'best' friends.
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| d'Kong76 Oct 03 2015 05:43 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Don't text and walk, you might get run over by some deer.
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| Lefty Specialist Oct 03 2015 05:58 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Coors- invented by people who didn't bathe for long periods.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 04 2015 01:54 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Pepsi Cola makes red objects disintegrate.
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| Lefty Specialist Oct 04 2015 02:00 PM Re: One Sentence SNY Commerical Recaps, 2015 |
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Man picks up woman and her dogsled team in the Arctic in his Land Rover, drives them into freezing river, and they all drown and die.
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