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IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Ceetar Apr 18 2015 11:29 PM

I hope I'm not putting the cart before the Texiera here but I've got a busy day tomorrow what with this baptismal thingy and like 30.8 people in my house after that. If it's not the Muno Home Opener consider it the Kirk starting home opener, or the Muno should've started home opener. As I understand it, It's Matt Harvey and the Mets trying to flush Kohler and the fish.

Mets – Willets Point Apr 19 2015 01:59 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

May we end up singing "Muno Over Miami" at the end of the game.

Lefty Specialist Apr 19 2015 04:55 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Show me the Muno!!!!!!!!!![/bigpurple]

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 19 2015 05:10 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

That Tom Koehler sure is poorly educated. I wonder what school, if any, would take him?

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 05:14 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Nieuwenhuis is 2-4 vs. Koehler. Double and a homer.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 19 2015 05:19 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Tom Koehler so dumb when you stand next to him you hear the ocean! Tom Koehler so dumb he hears it's chilly outside so he gets a bowl Tom Koehler so dumb he got locked in a grocery store and starved! Tom Koehler is so dumb not even Google could translate him. Tom Koehler so dumb he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Tom Koehler so dumb he sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down Tom Koehler is so dumb he bought tickets to Xbox Live Tom Koehler so dumb that when he had to leave a voicemail he walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox. Tom Koehler so dumb he stood on a chair to raise him IQ. Tom Koehler so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a VCR Tom Koehler is so dumb he thinks that Harlem shake is a drink Tom Koehler is so dumb he stuck a phone up him ass to make a booty call Tom Koehler so dumb when the judge said "order!" he said "pie and chips please!" Tom Koehler so dumb, I said drinks are on the house and he went to get a ladder Tom Koehler so dumb, when the smoke alarm turned off, he tried to turn it back on by starting a fire. Tom Koehler so dumb, he brought a ladder to go to HIGH SCHOOL! Tom Koehler so dumb he looked in the mirror and said what the f**k you lookin at! Tom Koehler so dumb he thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team. Tom Koehler so dumb he put a watch in the piggy bank and said he was saving time Tom Koehler so dumb I told him Christmas was around the corner and he went looking for it Tom Koehler so dumb he went to the library to find Facebook Tom Koehler so dumb he got fired from a blow job Tom Koehler so dumb when the cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket he said "What movie are we going to see?" Tom Koehler so dumb he thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album. Tom Koehler so dumb that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Tom Koehler so dumb when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead. Tom Koehler so dumb he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Tom Koehler so dumb he took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Tom Koehler so dumb that under "Education" on him job application, he put "Hooked on Phonics." Tom Koehler so dumb he put lipstick on him forehead, talking about he was trying to makeup him mind. Tom Koehler so dumb he watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Tom Koehler so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Tom Koehler so dumb when he saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, he went home and got 16 friends

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 05:53 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Well, at least he has 16 friends!

d'Kong76 Apr 19 2015 08:00 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Miami at NY Mets When: 1:10 PM ET, Sunday, April 19, 2015 Where: Citi Field, New York City, New York SportsDirect Inc. The New York Mets haven’t posted a winning record at Citi Field since 2010, but their four-year run of futility at the venue appears to be coming to an end. The Mets attempt to match their best start at home in team history since going 6-0 in 1985 on Sunday when they look to complete a four-game sweep of the Miami Marlins. New York won for the 21st time in 30 games at Citi Field against Miami in Saturday’s 5-4 win, getting seven scoreless innings from Jacob deGrom as well as homers from Travis d'Arnaud and Wilmer Flores. The victory was the Mets’ seventh straight, one shy of their longest winning streak since an eight-game surge from June 10-18, 2010. Miami kept getting solid individual contributions from key players – Giancarlo Stanton went deep in the first two games of this series to extend his homer streak against the Mets to five games before going hitless on Saturday – as Dee Gordon had three RBIs and recorded his second career five-hit game. Gordon sparked a three-run ninth inning rally with a two-run single Saturday, but it wasn’t enough to keep the Marlins from their third three-game losing streak in the first two weeks of the season. TV: 1:10 p.m. ET, FSN Florida (Miami), SNY (New York) PITCHING MATCHUP: Marlins RH Dumbass Tom Koehler (1-1, 3.18 ERA) vs. Mets RH Matt Harvey (2-0, 2.25) Dumbass Koehler became Miami's first starter to earn a victory in Tuesday’s 8-2 win in rainy Atlanta, surrendering a pair of solo shots among his six hits and two walks over 5 1/3 innings. The 28-year-old New York native, who has squared off against the Braves in both of his starts, is allowing opposing left-handed hitters to bat .321 while holding right-handers to a .143 average. Dumbass Koehler went 0-2 despite a 2.97 ERA in five turns versus the Mets last year and is 1-3 with a 2.67 ERA in 12 career appearances (nine starts) against them. Despite giving up two homers in a game for only the second time in 38 career starts, Harvey logged his second win in as many turns following Tuesday’s 6-5 victory against Philadelphia. The No. 7 overall selection of the 2010 draft yielded three runs on five hits while fanning eight to push his strikeout total to 17. Stanton has yet to register a hit in six at-bats versus Harvey, who went 0-1 with a 3.52 ERA in four starts during his last full season in 2013. WALK-OFFS: 1. New York can match its best 13-game start (10-3) with another victory on Sunday. 2. The Marlins claimed LHP Matt Tracy off waivers from the New York Yankees. 3. Saturday marked the first time in five games the Mets did not trail.

sharpie Apr 19 2015 08:21 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

No Muno but Campbell gets to clean up. 1. Curtis Granderson (L) RF 2. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C 3. Lucas Duda (L) 1B 4. Eric Campbell (R) 3B 5. Daniel Murphy (L) 2B 6. Juan Lagares (R) CF 7. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (L) LF 8. Ruben Tejada (R) SS 9. Matt Harvey (R) P

d'Kong76 Apr 19 2015 10:14 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Gordon 2B Yelich LF Stanton RF Prado 3B Morse 1B Ozuna CF Realmuto C Hechavarria SS Koehler DA

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 10:38 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I would find it ironic if Tom Koehler pulls the train off the track. I guess Tejada is in for defense.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:06 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Tejada's in for victoire. That's a sexy Sunday lineup, but interestingly, d'Arnaud stays in there.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:16 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Smarvey avoids any first-inning homers and gets two whifferinos. [fimg=69:1idcx3un]http://cdni.wired.co.uk/1240x826/k_n/Like.jpg[/fimg:1idcx3un]

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:27 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Seems like, as with the last start, when Harvey gets hit, it's when he's farting around too much with the off-speed stuff.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 11:29 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Rip.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:30 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Not an impressive turn by Murph, catching the ball going away from the bag and relaying the ball in a lane outside the base path, rather than inside.

dinosaur jesus Apr 19 2015 11:32 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I guess they would have confirmed an out call, too, if the Marlins had challenged. Awfully close.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:50 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Good point. Tom Koehler, meanwhile, being his usual upsetting self.

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 11:50 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Mets making Tom Koehler look entirely too good. We need a baserunner.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 11:58 AM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Grandy obliges and ups his average to .150.

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 12:03 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Bases loaded, no outs. Time for some runs!

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:04 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

We GOTTA score at least one here.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:05 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Daniel Murphy: Zero career grannies.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:06 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Only one? Boooo. Ha, I'm spoilt. 1-1 Mets. great hitting Muff

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 12:07 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Ashie62 wrote: Mets making Tom Koehler look entirely too good. We need a baserunner. The reverse whammy worked.

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 12:08 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

YES!!

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:09 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

That's better. Thank you Mr Lagares. 2-1 Mets

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:10 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Kirk Nieuwenhuis: Zero career grannies.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:11 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Show some hustle, Duda. That's a wild pitch.

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 12:11 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

This is big fun.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:12 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Edgy MD wrote: Kirk Nieuwenhuis: Zero career grannies. your bringin me down Ed. ;) 3-1 Mets. BREAK IT OPEN MR T!

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 12:12 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Need one more hit to really break it open now.

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 12:13 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

HUGE

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:14 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Ashie62 wrote: I guess Tejada is in for defense. The best defense being a three-run double.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:14 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Edgy MD wrote: Show some hustle, Duda. That's a wild pitch. I wanted to see Muffy running up his ass. TEJADA!![/bigpurple]

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 12:14 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Edgy MD wrote: Tejada's in for victoire. That's a sexy Sunday lineup, but interestingly, d'Arnaud stays in there. You are correct sir!

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:15 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Zvon wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Show some hustle, Duda. That's a wild pitch. I wanted to see Muffy running up his ass. Egg Zachry.

Ashie62 Apr 19 2015 12:21 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

This is becoming a laugher, How bout dat.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:21 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

That was one dancing pitch that d'Arnaud ripped.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:23 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Wow, what an inning.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 12:25 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Seven: [fimg=500:2ijne2fa]http://topps.pixafy.netdna-cdn.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/2000x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/artposters/artpp-ek04-130399-l-prodimage.jpg[/fimg:2ijne2fa]

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:44 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Whoa. U see how behind Yelich was on that pitch? Clearly already in d's glove. That's gotta be uber embarrassing.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:45 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

6 and out for Harvey? Only has 72 pitches.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 12:54 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

If we are gonna be chincy with Harvey's innings pitched, shouldn't that be it for him? lol, Harvey singles. Nice rip.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:06 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Ichiro looks like a toy at the plate. He looks like an Ichiro doll.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:09 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Blevins in for Harvey, 7-3 Mets. And, oh shit, Blevins hit in the left arm with a hard hit line drivw. Carlyle gets deeked, had to return to pen.

dinosaur jesus Apr 19 2015 01:17 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

The Commissar's in town.

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 01:18 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Going to need better bullpen work in the 8th and 9th here.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 19 2015 01:22 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Looks like Tom Koehler was too stupid to get out of the fourth inning. ATorres has been unstoppable since he got that whacky hat.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:24 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

SHIT! If that's broke we hit 3 of them this time. Damn.

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 01:30 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Broken arm being reported for Blevins.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:34 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Gwreck wrote: Broken arm being reported for Blevins. ugh, double shit.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:35 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

These fuckin' Fish. Hit em all!

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:37 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

We're losing control of this one. Should be 7-5 but they are afraid of Laggy's arm. bases loaded, no out for Miami. 7-4 Mets

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:38 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Sac fly makes it 7-5 Mets. 1 out.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:39 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Another sac fly. 7-6 NY, 2 out. 8th inning.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 01:43 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Apr 19 2015 01:51 PM

This is starting to get really scary.

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 01:43 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Not a good job by Buddy but importantly, he got the 8th hitter out. Familia will have 3 batters to get in the 9th and won't necessarily have to face Stanton now.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:44 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Whew. Carlyle Ks EtchAsketch. Inning over. 7-6 Mets.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:45 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Insurance would be nice but for some reason I don't expect it. Travis: broken hand.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 19 2015 01:49 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Mets leading the league in costly wins.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 01:49 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Think we'll see Kevin Plawecki?

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 01:50 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I think we have to. I like Recker and Eric Campbell but we can't be running both of those guys out every day and expect to win that often.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 01:52 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I swear it was 7-1 when I went out to do some yard work. Did something happen to Harvey?

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 01:54 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Can he do this?

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 01:54 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: I swear it was 7-1 when I went out to do some yard work. Did something happen to Harvey? Thankfully, no. He put a few runners on in the 7th and was pulled for relievers.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 01:56 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote: Think we'll see Kevin Plawecki? I really feel we should. I disagree with Ronnie about him being ready. He's needed. I'll bet they go with Monell though.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 01:59 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Walk him, right?

Zvon Apr 19 2015 02:00 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Tying run on 2nd. One out. Nice play Soupy. 2 out. Stanton.

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 02:00 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Stanton is more in scoring position at home than at first.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 02:00 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

That's two. Walk Stanton?

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 02:01 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

He's pitching to him.

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 02:02 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Phew!!

Edgy MD Apr 19 2015 02:02 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

That was tough. It stayed down on Campy. Two injuries, man.

themetfairy Apr 19 2015 02:03 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Put it in the fucking books!

Gwreck Apr 19 2015 02:03 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

SWEEP

Mets Guy in Michigan Apr 19 2015 02:04 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Gnome of Victory and Celebration calls this a bittersweet win.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 19 2015 02:04 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

We're the best.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 02:05 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Gary's right. We won 8 in a row, set historical Met records, but this is a horrible day.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 19 2015 02:09 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

oh Today Bill is joined by his Mexican cousin, Guillermo Broomo.

Zvon Apr 19 2015 02:33 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

So Harvey was feeling sick before the game? I didn't hear that until the postgame w/TC.

Frayed Knot Apr 19 2015 02:49 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

WORST. SWEEP. EVER. We should just select the guys who are off to a hot start, line 'em up, then whack each upside the head in order to give them a three week break. That way would save a lot of time and energy.

d'Kong76 Apr 19 2015 02:50 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I betcha Guillermo Broomo can tell some entertaining stories.

Frayed Knot Apr 19 2015 02:53 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

d'Kong76 wrote: I betcha Guillermo Broomo can tell some entertaining stories. There was that time in El Paso and the chica named Felina [youtube]7UVVS5-9HvA[/youtube]

Mets – Willets Point Apr 19 2015 05:45 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

I watched the Red Sox suck at Fenway today, but it was nice to see this.

Rockin' Doc Apr 19 2015 05:57 PM Re: IGT #13 4/19 Muno Home Opener vs Marlins

Damn, it is nice to see the Mets winning and in first place. Can't keep losing bodies in the process. The war of attrition is really tearing a good team apart. Hopefully, the the team can keep it together until Wright and (hopefully) Parnell get back.