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So, Um, This Hurts

Edgy MD
Jun 22 2015 06:37 PM

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I certainly don't doubt it for a second.

seawolf17
Jun 22 2015 06:38 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

There's NO way we're worse than Phillies fans. They should have used the CPF in their calculations.

Edgy MD
Jun 22 2015 06:47 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

The question I ask — and maybe actually reading the article might fill me in (and improve my grammar) — is whether intentionally colorful incorrect spellings and usages ("Ya gotta believe," "Let's go Mets" [without a comma], "I hat double-admission double-headers," etc.) get us dinged.

d'Kong76
Jun 22 2015 07:22 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Moranic.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 22 2015 08:06 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Whomever writed that articles was a looser.

Frayed Knot
Jun 22 2015 08:17 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

I think that study is perfectly cromulent.

Zvon
Jun 22 2015 08:47 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Living proof that we Mets fans write more about our team than any other teams fans.

Mets – Willets Point
Jun 22 2015 08:49 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

How much of this can be blamed on Joelmon?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 22 2015 09:15 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

shut up you picklehead bite me

MFS62
Jun 22 2015 09:21 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

The folks at Grammarly (whatever that is. It is underlined in red by my spell checker) must have had a lot of time on their hands.


Later

Edgy MD
Jun 22 2015 09:29 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

I was thinking about the 'Mon earlier today. If I recall correctly, he hated Hamilton. In the first day after his expected appointment to GM, he had planned to release "Hamiltoe" and sign A-Rod by offering him everything but the tent.

Ceetar
Jun 23 2015 07:20 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

This wouldn't be any more worthless if it was actually published by ClickHole.

because that's all it is. Clickbait. Just like those 'we ran some random data against the Facebook like database, and here's what we found!' articles. clickbait.

Farmer Ted
Jun 23 2015 08:49 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Fuck Grammerly. Or Grammarly. However it's spelled.

Mets – Willets Point
Jun 23 2015 09:47 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
shut up you picklehead bite me


"Ode to a Picklehead" still cracks me up over 15 years later.

Edgy MD
Jun 23 2015 09:56 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Edgy, why are you cracking up at work?

To A Picklehead
by Joelmon

I have fun
Kiss my ass
if you don't like how I talk or write you picklehead,
I care less.
Now email me
you dick

d'Kong76
Jun 23 2015 10:00 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

He pickleheaded me good a few times... I wish I had some of
that old stuff saved, particularly the really funny posts.

I wonder if all my ...'s over the last decade contributed to Mets
being number one on the list... I'll never know.

Mets – Willets Point
Jun 23 2015 10:06 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

I'm dying!

Edgy MD
Jun 23 2015 10:13 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Yeah we may be behind Philadelphia in fanbase literacy, but evidence is clear that Joelmon totally moved the needle on his own.

I don't know if he defected along with Salamander Q, but last I saw, he was posting at Sons of Sam Horn.

Nymr83
Jun 23 2015 11:40 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Edgy MD wrote:
Yeah we may be behind Philadelphia in fanbase literacy, but evidence is clear that Joelmon totally moved the needle on his own.

I don't know if he defected along with Salamander Q, but last I saw, he was posting at Sons of Sam Horn.


Sal is a red sox frontrunner now?

Edgy MD
Jun 23 2015 11:45 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

He was, until they stopped running in front. Not so much anymore, last I checked. Draw your own conclusions.

Lefty Specialist
Jun 23 2015 11:46 AM
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I always thought it was Cardinal fans.

Mets – Willets Point
Jun 23 2015 11:47 AM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Edgy MD wrote:
I was thinking about the 'Mon earlier today. If I recall correctly, he hated Hamilton. In the first day after his expected appointment to GM, he had planned to release "Hamiltoe" and sign A-Rod by offering him everything but the tent.


I recall "Hamiltoe" as a METSSC nickname. Not that my memory is anything to go by.

Benjamin Grimm
Jun 23 2015 12:00 PM
Re: So, Um, This Hurts

Lefty Specialist wrote:
I always thought it was Cardinal fans.



At least he didn't write "GET A BRIAN."