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Pixels (2015)

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John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 27 2015 09:57 AM

Hijinx ensue when aliens attack Earth with virtual armies of coin-op video game characters. I had to take the Pail to see this one.

Edgy MD Jul 27 2015 10:34 AM Re: Pixels (2015)

Wow. This got some of the most vicious reviews I've seen in a while.

Ceetar Jul 27 2015 10:37 AM Re: Pixels (2015)

Edgy MD wrote: Wow. This got some of the most vicious reviews I've seen in a while. people turned on Adam Sandler pretty hard it feels like. This intrigued me, probably for nostalgia. Actually any good?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 27 2015 11:18 AM Re: Pixels (2015)

Sandler was probably the least of the problems with the movie. He was fine for the role, they gave him a few funny lines to deliver, and he delivered them funnily. His two video game crimefighteing partners were many times worse, especially Peter Dinklage doing a poor imitation of Job from "Arrested Development." He was embarrassing. The other guy was merely a Jonah Hill ripoff, also not funny, but not as unfunny as Dinklage. I mean he was Not. Funny. Movie itself was very stupid, and predictable, a bit of a mix between the excellent "King of Kong" documentary and "Ghostbusters". This was way more over the top for completely unnecessary reasons: For example, Sandler's childhood buddy grows up to be the president of the United States; the top defense official is an unbelieveably hot chick attracted to Sandler; they bring in a "creator of Pac man" seemingly just to make Asian-guy jokes. They even mess up the "80s nostalgia" opportunity with a bunch of lame jokes (Tammy Fay Baker! Where's the Beef!"). The game stuff is hardly insightful, I think there might be an idea about how the move to home-based gaming systems has made us more isolated but it's not really explored. The graphics were kind of interesting, best shown during a fun scene where they fight a Centipede. And there was one moment in the pac-man fight that was fun to watch. And that's it. I lived these things as a kid and didn't believe there was anything interesting this movie said about those games in the least. It was just: Pac Man attacks New York! Let's make a whole movie about that! So in summary: Sucked mostly. Some funny lines. One cool fight scene. My kid and his friend loved it.

MFS62 Jul 29 2015 02:54 PM Re: Pixels (2015)

Edgy MD wrote: Wow. This got some of the most vicious reviews I've seen in a while. When I saw the trailer, I knew there was no way I would want to see the movie. Well, one reviewer did, and here's his (now viral) review: http://moviebob.blogspot.com/2015/07/pi ... rsion.html Later