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Edgy MD Jul 31 2015 07:00 AM

Man, he just rawks. I got his autograph when I was 15 and I've stuck with him through all sorts of self-indulgence and self-delusion. But every now and then, he does something crazy like knock off Morrissey in "Girls in their Summer Clothes" and just lands it, and all is forgiven. I heard "She's the One" on the way to work the other day, and even though it's a night-time song, it hit me right... there... you know? And I just couldn't turn the radio up loud enough, and suddenly it was me and the street, and I'm taking the turns hard, and passing with confidence, and cutting loose and owning the moment. Pissed my wife off to no end. Bruce, man. Bruce.

Ceetar Jul 31 2015 07:02 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

He's the one that's from NJ? I get all these guys confused.

MFS62 Jul 31 2015 07:05 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Lenny? He was a funny guy. LAter

d'Kong76 Jul 31 2015 07:06 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

I was born to run. Run away from radio when Bruce comes on.

Centerfield Jul 31 2015 07:19 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

He prefers to go by Jay Caitlyn

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 31 2015 07:27 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Centerfield wrote: He prefers to go by Jay Caitlyn LOL. Hurry up, Sundown. [youtube]7a3FZagG9co[/youtube]

Edgy MD Jul 31 2015 07:40 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Sandy The Brewers have lost their desire for us I spoke to 'em just last night And they said they won't offer Gomez and Fiehrs to us anymore

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 31 2015 07:48 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

What kinda bread does Aroldis Chapman have coming to him? A twofer would be pretty astounding.

Mets Guy in Michigan Jul 31 2015 07:49 AM Re: Bruuuce!! Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 31 2015 07:50 AM

Bruce was the mechanical shark in "Jaws." We know from "Sharknado 2" that sharks can be dangerous at Citi Field.

d'Kong76 Jul 31 2015 07:50 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Ceetar wrote: He's the one that's from NJ? I get all these guys confused. That's Bon Jovi!

Ceetar Jul 31 2015 07:53 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

d'Kong76 wrote: Ceetar wrote: He's the one that's from NJ? I get all these guys confused. That's Bon Jovi! and Joel is the LI guy?

RealityChuck Jul 31 2015 07:56 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Is he in a white room?

TransMonk Jul 31 2015 07:57 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

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Edgy MD Jul 31 2015 08:00 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: What kinda bread does Aroldis Chapman have coming to him? A twofer would be pretty astounding. Wow, talk about sharks. Chappie is making $8,050,000 this year. He's on arbitration next year and a free agent thereafter. Rays are said to be bidding on him.

d'Kong76 Jul 31 2015 08:23 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Ceetar wrote: and Joel is the LI guy? Yeah, and then he walked through Bedford Sty alone. Rough and tough, that LI guy.

dgwphotography Jul 31 2015 09:40 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

If this trade for Bruce goes down as advertised, it will bring me down...

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jul 31 2015 11:36 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

I don't understand, Alfred. If it was about the hip, why would the Astros pull the trigger, like, a day later?

Edgy MD Jul 31 2015 11:54 AM Re: Bruuuce!!

Ken Rosenthal ?@Ken_Rosenthal Rival exec: “I don’t think Walt (Jocketty) wants to trade (Jay) Bruce.”

Mets – Willets Point Jul 31 2015 01:21 PM Re: Bruuuce!!

TransMonk wrote: [youtube]_f_p0CgPeyA[/youtube] Is he a poofta? Tangent: In junior high, the guys at school liked saying "No pooftas!" and thought it was really funny. It wasn't until years later that I realized it was slang for a homosexual

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jul 31 2015 01:22 PM Re: Bruuuce!!

Not in the Reds lineup tonite. Bum-bumBUUUUUUMMMMM

Ashie62 Jul 31 2015 04:06 PM Re: Bruuuce!!

Bruce is from Beaumont TX. Maybe conflating him with Trout who is from Lakewood NJ (exit 82)