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Sudden Injuries

Edgy MD Aug 06 2015 02:13 PM

Breaking news. Looks like the Mets will be shorthanded tomorrow: [list:17brfxbz][*:17brfxbz]Jon Niese: Lost an ear in a knife fight over a parking space. [/*:m:17brfxbz] [*:17brfxbz]Juan Uribe: swallowed a yo-yo. [/*:m:17brfxbz] [*:17brfxbz]Brandon Nimmo: Massive sunburn.[/*:m:17brfxbz][/list:u:17brfxbz]

Benjamin Grimm Aug 06 2015 02:51 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

I think we all saw all three of those things coming a mile away.

Centerfield Aug 06 2015 02:52 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Yoenis Cespedes: Hit By Bus. Bus totaled. Cespedes day-to-day.

Edgy MD Aug 06 2015 02:58 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Great to have BG back by the way.

Benjamin Grimm Aug 06 2015 03:09 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Thank you!

Edgy MD Aug 06 2015 03:15 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Shit. Reports that Parnell just went down. Puffer fish.

Centerfield Aug 06 2015 03:52 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Edgy MD wrote: Shit. Reports that Parnell just went down. Puffer fish. Need more info. Was he attacked by one or did he eat one?

Edgy MD Aug 06 2015 04:17 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Attacked by one. While taking this photo.

Frayed Knot Aug 06 2015 04:31 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

This thread is ripe for a satiric crack about a bizarre gardening accident but of course Bobby Ojeda already had one of those as a Met.

d'Kong76 Aug 06 2015 07:00 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Coach Cuddy: Chronic laryngitis. Put on the 10 day publicly-unable-to-speak-for-team list. Oh, if Cespedes can put a bus out of commision... what would happen if a subway hit Bartolo?

Mets – Willets Point Aug 06 2015 07:49 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Wilmer Flores: clogged tear ducts.

Mets Guy in Michigan Aug 06 2015 07:51 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Centerfield wrote: Yoenis Cespedes: Hit By Bus. Bus totaled. Cespedes day-to-day. Bad ass!

Lefty Specialist Aug 06 2015 09:00 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

d'Kong76 wrote: Oh, if Cespedes can put a bus out of commision... what would happen if a subway hit Bartolo? Why, he'd eat it, of course.

MFS62 Aug 07 2015 08:12 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

O'Flaherty - almost choked on a lead. Saved by Familia. Later

Edgy MD Aug 07 2015 08:18 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Ruben Tejada: kiln explosion. Eric Campbell was nearby, but strangely unharmed.

Lefty Specialist Aug 07 2015 10:43 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Edgy MD wrote: Ruben Tejada: kiln explosion. Eric Campbell was nearby, but strangely unharmed. And can he find dates for three of my friends?

themetfairy Aug 07 2015 10:45 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Curtis Granderson - Suffering from toxic fumes inhaled from his autograph Sharpie.

themetfairy Aug 07 2015 10:46 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Noah Syndergaard - Choked on a sandwich he was trying to finish before anyone saw him eating in the clubhouse.

d'Kong76 Aug 07 2015 11:20 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Murphy sustains concussion after confrontation with dangerous Miami gang, Los Gayos de Florida.

TheOldMole Aug 07 2015 11:56 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

I love this thread.

Fman99 Aug 07 2015 09:23 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

Daniel Murphy, ruptured anus. After years of hatred and closed mindedness claimed he only wanted to "make sure he wasn't missing out."

Edgy MD Aug 08 2015 09:07 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Been a tough week for the Murph, clutch homer aside.

Lefty Specialist Aug 09 2015 08:08 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

Michael Conforto has dinner at local Medieval Times, has head severed by overzealous knight. "At least", says Keith Hernandez, "it was a nice level swing."

d'Kong76 Aug 09 2015 08:18 AM Re: Sudden Injuries

"...nice level swing and he keeps his head in the game, folks."

Mets – Willets Point Aug 09 2015 02:58 PM Re: Sudden Injuries

d'Kong76 wrote: "...nice level swing and he keeps his head in the game, folks." Bwa-ha-ha-ha!!!