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Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisited)
Ceetar Sep 01 2015 01:34 PM |
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you need to get out more. I thought of a more gray area Bartender one. Breweries. Even not-tiny breweries generally have an intern or lacky doing the pouring, but I've definitely been to breweries where the brewer or owner is serving me. Seems weird to tip them, but on the other hand you're often getting a fair amount of cheap/free beer at most of these places.
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Edgy MD Sep 01 2015 02:09 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Easy, perhaps, except I was throwing in a buck a drink 25 years ago.
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Ceetar Sep 01 2015 02:13 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
probably getting cheated back then. Even in the 'expensive' places, $2 would easily be 25%. that's too much. Though I guess if you're ordering $16 custom martinis made with locally infused gin and muddled with the a vintage piece of wood from a barrel that served liquor back during prohibition...
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Edgy MD Sep 01 2015 02:19 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
That's EXACTLY what I'm ordering.
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d'Kong76 Sep 01 2015 02:26 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I'm not a gin martini guy, but an olive or two sounds a lot more
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Ceetar Sep 01 2015 02:29 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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oh, but the muddling of the olives with the wood imparts this wonderful smokiness.
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dgwphotography Sep 01 2015 02:44 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Well, Since I leave the house for work around 7:30 in the morning, get home between 7 and 7:30 at night, and I rarely drink, I don't see the need to become a barfly...
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Benjamin Grimm Sep 01 2015 02:57 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Ceetar could have commented similarly on my response to the bar question:
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d'Kong76 Sep 01 2015 02:58 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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$16 a pop martinis garnished with antique lumber is another!
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Benjamin Grimm Sep 01 2015 03:14 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I prefer rusted nails and old shoelaces in my beverages.
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Ceetar Sep 01 2015 03:18 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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yeah, but I read his last. ;-) haha. I'm pro-bar and pro-working less as a rule. Hyperbolic descriptions of expensive delicately crafted martinis aside, they are making some cool things these days.
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Benjamin Grimm Sep 01 2015 03:27 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I agree with the "working less" philosophy.
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cooby Sep 01 2015 03:28 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Only had two martinis in my life.
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themetfairy Sep 01 2015 03:37 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
And no tip was necessary (yes, D-Dad mixes a nice martini!).
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cooby Sep 01 2015 05:32 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
:)
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Ashie62 Sep 02 2015 05:03 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I used to tip bartenders at the neighborhood bar based on how many free beers I got that night.
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soupcan Sep 02 2015 06:52 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Seriously? Roasted marshmallows on a martini? Is that a candy store or a bar? I feel the same about craft beers as well. Pumpkin? Coffee? Why? What's wrong with a porter or an IPA? All that fancy crap is to get suckers to buy drinks that wouldn't otherwise buy them. They put as much crap in the alcohol to not not make it taste like alcohol. What's the point of putting an expensive vodka in a mixed drink if you can't taste the vodka? I don't drink mixed drinks unless I'm at the beach and the piņa coladas are strong enough so that I can't feel the sunburn. I drink bourbon or rye neat. Occasionally I'll have a Manhattan but that's only if I know the establishment and I know they know how to make it.
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Ceetar Sep 02 2015 07:26 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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I could go on and on that maybe it's worth a split. Because it tastes good? All those drinks in those shots were delicious and well crafted, and you could taste the alcohol in some of them. Why not? I like Smores, why not a smores with some kick? I like those flavors. Yes, actually pulling out a torch and setting marshmellows on fire on your drink is gimmicky, as is putting cotton candy in the glass and pouring the liquid over, but that was Vegas and that sorta showmanship is what makes it fun. You use the expensive vodka so it doesn't impart taste (because Vodka generally doesn't) and because just the alcohol adds something to the drink's complexion. You probably don't need to use the $50 bottle instead of the $20 bottle for most things, but part of that's upselling and marketing. Which is to be expected when you're out as compared to making things yourself at home. same with the beer. Because it's delicious. The roastiness of the coffee pairs well with the roasted malts of the stout (it's even a similar process!) Big Luscious from Foundres, a chocolate raspberry ale, is amazing. it's an afterdinner cordial rolled into a beer. Sure, it doesn't have the same place as a standard IPA or a glass of bourbon, but it's still tasty. It's like saying why eat a hamburger when steak exists? Variety! Sure, some people have one go-to alcohol, but some of us like to mix it up. Rich bourbony porters, light fruity witbiers, spicy margaritas, moscow mules... And that there are more and more places dedicated to well-constructed mixed drinks is amazing and awesome. Like you said, you wouldn't drink a Manhattan if you didn't trust the person making it. Well, all the drinks in my photo above were mixed by trained individuals, some of them having won awards for cocktails. That menu isn't about "we need to list some mixed drinks for the mixed drink crowd and because we're a bar" It's a show, a portfolio. It's not the list of entrees at Applebees, it's the chef's menu at a fancy restaurant.
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themetfairy Sep 02 2015 07:33 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Some of us find porters and IPAs undrinkable.
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seawolf17 Sep 02 2015 07:34 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
1. Barber: I buzz mine myself now, but I used to give my guy $2 on a $10 cut.
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Edgy MD Sep 02 2015 07:37 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Beware. Candy-flavored drinks, while possibly a delight to all, are particularly meant to attract shallow, consciously attractive women, so that they may attract foolish men and make them play terribly loose with their wallets.
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soupcan Sep 02 2015 07:44 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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I get it, they taste good, but why bother with the alcohol then? You even said "and you could taste the alcohol in some of them." SOME of them? If you want a root beer float, then order a root beer float. It's not like you're gonna get a buzz if there's so little alcohol that you can't taste it.
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soupcan Sep 02 2015 07:45 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
And please don't think I'm being hostile, I'm not. If we were sitting at a bar having this convo, we'd be having a nice time. It may come off different in the form of the written word here and I don't want you think I'm being a dick about it.
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themetfairy Sep 02 2015 07:47 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Did you read the ingredients in those drinks? You feel the alcohol - they definitely pack a punch!
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cooby Sep 02 2015 07:52 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I agree about the beers though. Apple beer, punkin beer, chocolate beer?
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cooby Sep 02 2015 07:55 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Wow maybe we need a drinking thread.
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themetfairy Sep 02 2015 07:56 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I LOVE pumpkin beer!
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cooby Sep 02 2015 07:57 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
lol, that pumpkin head and his counterpart apple head freak me out! LOL!
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sharpie Sep 02 2015 08:10 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Sorry, vodka martinis are not martinis. Gin, vermouth and either an olive or a twist are the only acceptable ingredients in a martini, although orange bitters can be an interesting addition.
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Ceetar Sep 02 2015 08:19 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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not at all. Same on this side, just something I happen to be passionate about. You're entitled to drink and enjoy what you like. Some people only drink Bud Light. But those people, almost exclusively, aren't drinking for nuance of flavor. For some, the buzz is important. Go out, have a good time, get loose, etc. Vegas baby! I think there's a false presumption that as we get older we stop liking sweet things and graduate towards other tastes. Not for me certainly, and i won't begrudge an adult that wants a glass of milk or apple juice or a 'kids drink'. So it tastes like smores, or apple juice, or Starburst(The red drink with the foam in the photo. )It was sooo good. The dragonfruit rum cut any sweetness from the syrup. It really was more a fruity rum drink with a little bit of sweetness added. Taste the booze? well, it doesn't taste like burning the way a martini would. Even a well-crafted margarita doesn't really taste like booze, it tastes like tequila, you just know that flavor to be alcohol. So some of these drinks are quite strong, and you tastes flavors that come from alcohol, Cake batter vodka for instance, just tastes sweet, it's just not the traditional flavors we're used to. you drink your booze neat, presumably because you enjoy the concentrated taste/punch that it gives, but truthfully you probably get the same flavor, and probably spread it out longer, by adding a few rocks. But sure, sometimes the alcohol is probably unnecessary. A nice lemonade doesn't need to be a lynchburg. There is some progress on the 'craft beverages that aren't alcohol' front too though. Shrubs, basically drinking vinegars, though often dismissed as 'hipster drinks' are supposed to be good.
Ooh, I love this discussion. 'What's a Martini' is what sportswriters call the "Is a hot dog a sandwich?" argument.
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d'Kong76 Sep 02 2015 08:50 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
James Bond 007 disagrees that vodka can't be used in a martini,
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Ceetar Sep 02 2015 09:01 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Ceetar Sep 02 2015 09:07 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
photos above were from the Cosmopolitan Las Vegas' Chandelier Bar. They also have one named Vesper (that serves a Vesper) named for Bond:
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d'Kong76 Sep 02 2015 09:15 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I thought he drank vodka, but I could be mistaken. Been a long time.
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sharpie Sep 02 2015 09:47 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
A vesper is a different drink. A variant of the martini. Not an actual one.
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Ceetar Sep 02 2015 10:14 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
yeah, if it's got juice or something to fizz, you shake. (and then drink it, because it goes flat)
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d'Kong76 Sep 02 2015 10:26 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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Bite your tongue, lad!
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Centerfield Sep 02 2015 12:55 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
Alcohol is awesome. And since people are diverse, the more you can shake up alcohol to make it appealing to more people the better. People are more fun when they're drinking, and since I don't have to drink whatever they are drinking, so be it. But know that if you are drinking candy-flavored fruity weird shit you are giving everyone free license to mock you.
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themetfairy Sep 02 2015 01:01 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
My favorite drinks depending on the situation:
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Edgy MD Sep 02 2015 02:25 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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You haven't met my family, I gather.
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d'Kong76 Sep 02 2015 02:45 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
I'm sure we can all think of one or two people over the years
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themetfairy Sep 02 2015 02:56 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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sharpie Sep 02 2015 03:33 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
At Home, Relaxing: I make a wide variety of cocktails. If I had to choose one, I guess a Manhattan, although there are several varieties I switch between
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Vic Sage Sep 02 2015 04:13 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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In response to the 2 different polls going on in this thread:
$20 cut, $5 tip (including shampoo).
If a cabbie gets me where i'm going in time to make my train/plane/show/meeting/etc., and i'm relatively unscathed, and he's got on the air conditioning, without any particularly horrific smells going on, its generally 20%, rounding up. If i get taken for a runaround, with a driver trying to run up the tab, fuck him.
$1 or $2 when i pick up my car. But at my regular "pre-theater" lot, i throw him a $5, so i know when i get there next time after a show and there's a crowd, he'll get me out fast.
If it's a big thing, and then they carry out whatever it is its replacing (fridge,AC,couch, etc), i'll give them $20/man.
No. just no. Although, i used to go to a self-serve station, and sometimes there was a homeless guy who would offer to pump your gas for you, and so I'd give him $1 or $2, just for showing the initiative.
If I need him to do some re-wiring of my components or something else i need him to do extra, then $10 or something.
I really don't go to bars much any more. In my day, i'd throw they guy a $5 after my first beer, just to keep them coming.
Sometimes, just to rid myself of pennies. but no, not really. DRINKING: * At Home, Relaxing: If i'm BBQing, then a Sam Adams summer ale or wheat beer. But otherwise, not really. I do mix a mean White Russian for my wife when i'm feeling frisky. *At a bar, watching the game: whatever is on tap that isn't "Bud"-type piss water. *At Citifield (ok weather): I usually don't drink at games (the prices make my throat constrict). *At Citifield (really hot): see above *Away Games: I do like to try local brews when i'm on the road, at games or otherwise. *Nice Dinner: An umbrella drink, with either rum, vodka or tequila. I am secure in my masculinity and do like a sweet, girly drink on festive occasions. *Weddings: Screwdrivers and bloody marys, because i need a pretty good buzz just to endure these sorts of events (including bar mitzvahs, or any sort of shindig in a catering hall). *Someplace Tropical: same as "Nice Dinner" above. In my youth, i had some unpleasant incidents surrounding my chronic Jack Daniels usage. And, while attending Seawolf's university, after a spirited all-night Quarters match, I threw the empty keg through the end hall lounge window (and then i went outside, picked it up and threw it back in through another window), after which the institution asked me to live elsewhere for a while. After college, I gave up JD and switched to tequila. I like tequila shots... the ritual of the salt, the shot, the lime. But these days, alcohol doesn't interact well with the various medications i'm on for various maladies of middle age, so i nurse a beer at informal social occasions, and a screwdriver at formal ones, and that's about it. But if you want to talk prescription drugs...
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seawolf17 Sep 03 2015 05:42 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
At Home, Relaxing: Beer.
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soupcan Sep 03 2015 06:59 AM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
At Home, Relaxing: Bourbon or rye. For Bourbon I like Woodford Reserve. There are a few ryes I'm digging right now - Whistle Pig and something called a 'Double Rye' from the High West distilling Co.
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Fman99 Sep 03 2015 08:46 PM Re: Gratuity Not Included (Revisited) |
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You missed all the best awesomest part of this process. You know, where there's touching and whatnot.
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d'Kong76 Sep 03 2015 08:53 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
hiccup
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Ceetar Sep 03 2015 09:16 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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Ballast Point Pumpkin Down tonight. Not bad.
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sharpie Sep 04 2015 07:43 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
No to fruity beers. Also no to flavored coffee but that's for another thread.
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seawolf17 Sep 04 2015 07:54 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I generally say no to any flavored beers, but speaking of Ballast Point, their Sculpin is grapefruity and actually really good.
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Ceetar Sep 04 2015 09:21 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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the Grapefruit version or the regular? both good, but one is particularly grapefruity. also have a habenaro version that i will try shortly.
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soupcan Sep 04 2015 09:41 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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Simpatico.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Sep 04 2015 10:35 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I tried the grapefruit sculpin and other than it tasting a lot like grapefruit for a beer, wasn't otherwise remarkable or demanding of a second try. And not to put too fine a point on it but flavored coffee is for assholes.
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Ceetar Sep 04 2015 10:43 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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Milk is a flavor.
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soupcan Sep 04 2015 10:47 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I drink mine black. What else you got?
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Ceetar Sep 04 2015 10:50 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I'll save it for the coffee thread. I like coffee beers, most of them at least. Adds a nice complementary flavor.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Sep 04 2015 10:56 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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Soupy-Lunchy Similarity Score++
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d'Kong76 Sep 04 2015 12:19 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
Like I tell my wife, I like my coffee like I like my women..
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seawolf17 Sep 04 2015 12:21 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I haven't tried the Grapefruit Sculpin because I thought the regular Sculpin was plenty citrusy already.
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Ceetar Sep 04 2015 12:23 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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In my experience, Sculpin is not even a top citrusy IPA. That citrusy/tropical/juiciness is all the rage these days.
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cooby Sep 04 2015 12:34 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
We need a coffee thread. By the way does anybody else have a sunbeam four cup coffee maker?
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Edgy MD Sep 04 2015 01:25 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
Crazy coldly sexy Russian co-worker just asked me if I wanted to go out and get trashed with her.
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d'Kong76 Sep 04 2015 01:47 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
Hello honey, I'm gonna be real late for dinner tonight.
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Rockin' Doc Sep 04 2015 05:13 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
At Home, Relaxing: Crown Royal or Pendleton and a splash of ginger ale. In summer I may throw in Rum and coke (if wife feels like a drink), vodka & tonic w/ lime or gin & tonic w/ lime for a change of pace.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 08 2015 04:07 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
I came across this beer in my local supermarket, which confused me a bit.
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Ceetar Oct 08 2015 07:17 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
all reviews say it's really really bad.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 13 2015 11:11 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
This beer is so freaking good.... It won the silver medal at a European beer award thingie -- I am certain whichever beer won the gold must have been made from the pee of Tom Seaver.
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Ceetar Oct 13 2015 11:23 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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Gold would be Pivovar Litovel a.s. Litovel Premium from the Czech Republic. I don't think I had that when I was there.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 13 2015 11:48 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
I'll hook you up, habib.
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Ceetar Oct 13 2015 12:27 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
If i had to choose one beer from Czech, it wouldn't be that.
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seawolf17 Oct 13 2015 12:33 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I actually had it at our local beer/burger place a few weeks ago. It tastes like Bud, really. You're paying for the logo.
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metsmarathon Oct 13 2015 02:18 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
i like fruity beer and flavored coffee. i guess i'm just a terrible person.
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Vic Sage Oct 14 2015 08:16 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
hey mm, lets form a support group. Girly Drinks Anonymous... where manhood is regained.
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Ceetar Oct 14 2015 09:20 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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There was a time when I was routinely ordering Pink Squirrels because they had a cool name and were pink and frothy and cool looking and delicious. Usually at Friday's where they came frozen. It's cream de cacao, cream to noya and ice cream blended.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 14 2015 09:25 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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I had 6 Pornstars on the eve of Game 1. Maaaaaaaaaaaan..... http://www.diffordsguide.com/cocktails/ ... ar-martini
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Ceetar Oct 14 2015 09:27 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
looks delicious. I've got a bottle of Passoa in the basement somewhere, haven't used it in ages.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 14 2015 09:30 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
They go down so easy.
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Ceetar Oct 14 2015 09:34 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
as long as you pay them.
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themetfairy Oct 14 2015 10:00 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
Someone brought some Freaktoberfest beer to the tailgate party and I tried one.
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metsmarathon Oct 14 2015 10:49 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
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real men order pink drinks.
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Centerfield Nov 16 2015 11:13 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
Can't say enough about the champagne/prosecco combination.
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RealityChuck Nov 16 2015 06:24 PM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
I'm starting to learn a little about single malt scotch, from discovering Maltcon at various SF conventions (most recently at World Fantasy Con last weekend). I never liked it, but now that I'm older, I can appreciate it. I tend to favor Speyside scotches; they have more character than lowland or highland (and are less smoky than Islay).
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Ceetar Nov 25 2015 11:43 AM Re: Booze Thread: split from Gratuity Not Included (Revisite |
El Segundo Escupidor gave me a bottle of Greek beer at game 5. Finally got around to drinking it. NISSOS Pilsner
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