Sep 21 2015 03:25 PM
Congratulations to the Mets Sterling Award Minor League Organizational Player of the Year... Michael Conforto!
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[list]St Lucie: 46 games, 184 AB, .283 / .350 / .462 // .811, 7 HR, 28 RBI
Binghamton: 45 games, 173 AB, .312 / .396 / .503 // .899, 5 HR, 26 RBI[/list:u]
Also, please give a laurel and hardy handshake to the Mets Sterling Award Minor League Organizational Pitcher of the Year... Robert Gsellman!
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[list]St Lucie: 8 GS, 6-0, 1.76 ERA, 51.0 IP, 11 BB, 37 SO
Binghamton: 16 GS, 7-7, 3.51 ERA, 92.1 IP, 26 BB, 49 SO[/list:u]
But don't they hand out a Sterling Award to a guy from every level?! YES, THEY DO!
Congratulations to Las Vegas 51s Sterling Award Winner... OUTFIELDER Travis Tajeiron!
[list]Las Vegas: 127 games, 394 AB, .274 / .393 / .536 // .929, 25 HR, 71 RBI[/list:u]
And please put your hands together for Binghamton Mets Sterling Award Winner... SHORTSTOP GAVIN CECCHINI!
[list]Binghamton: 109 games, 439 AB, .317 / .377 / .442 // .819, 7 HR, 51 RBI[/list:u]
And you should be vaguely hearing Kermit the Frog's voice when I ask you to please show your fondest appreciation to St. Lucie Mets Sterling Award Winner... FIRSTBASEMAN DOMINIC SMITH!
[list]St. Lucie: 118 games, 456 AB, .305 / .354 / .417 // .771, 6 HR, 79 RBI[/list:u]
That's two first-rounders in a row, so you should really appreciate what is likely the last-ever Savannah Sand Gnats Sterling Award Winner... 10TH-ROUNDER, SHORTSTOP and MAGNETIC BEARD AFICIONADO LUIS GUILLORME!
[list]Savannah: 122 games, 446 AB, .318 / .391 / .354 // .746, 0 HR, 55 RBI[/list:u]
That's just full-season guys! Oh! My! God! Along about now, you are asking who stood tallest in the short seasons! You totally are! Well, that all starts with Brooklyn Cylcones Sterling Award Winner... RIGHTHANDER ALEX PALSHA!
[list]Brooklyn: 22 G, 0-0, 13 Saves in 14 Opps, 0.36 ERA, 24.2 IP, 9 BB, 34 SO[/list:u]
That there is a man without an ERA! Congratulations also to Alex for somehow managing to look 10 years older than his listed age of 23!
More excitement! Oh, yes! For here come the Kingsport Mets CO(!)-Sterling Award Winners... CATCHER PATRICK MAZEIKA! and OUTFIELDER KEVIN KACZMARSKI! Yes, you're being tested on this later, suckers, and SPELLING COUNTS!
Mazeika!:
[list]Kingsport: 62 games, 226 AB, .354 / .451 / .540 // .991, 5 HR, 48 RBI[/list:u]
Kaczmarski!:
[list]Kingsport: 64 games, 256 AB, .355 / .415 / .512 // .927, 4 HR, 34 RBI[/list:u]
Yes, they did finish 1-2 in batting average! The next closest guy was 30 points behind! No sentence can end without an exclamation point! These are the Sterling Awards!
Baby Mets deserve love too! And that's why I want you to get off your fat asses for Gulf Coast Mets Sterling Award Winner... SHADOWY RIGHTHANDER ADONIS UCETA!
[list]GCL: 12 G (9 GS), 4-3, 3.08 ERA, 61.1 IP, 9 BB, 46 SO[/list:u]
Let's go abroad! Everybody give a big Dominican cheer for DSL Mets I Sterling Award Winner... OUTFIELDER WAGNER LAGRANGE!
He too is a mystery! Like, how does a Dominican get a name like Wagner LaGrange! I don't KNOW!
[list]DSL: 59 games, 242 AB, .347 / .404 / .417 // .822, 1 HR, 26 RBI[/list:u]
And even great things like this have to end! But not before we meet the DSL Mets II Sterling Award Winner... RIGHTHANDER NICOLAS DEBORA
[list]GCL: 15 G (10 GS), 5-2, 1.65 ERA, 76.1 IP, 13 BB, 70 SO[/list:u]
Congratulations to all our winners! My throat is sore just from typing all this EXCITEMENT!!!!