Oct 23 2015 10:54 AM
Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries
| Benjamin Grimm wrote: I agree about Mary, but not about Laverne and Shirley. |
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Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries
| Fman99 Oct 09 2015 11:45 PM |
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Blind woman does laundry but has issues sleeping.
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| Valadius Oct 10 2015 12:00 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Woman in sports jersey wants to give your man drugs.
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| Fman99 Oct 10 2015 12:05 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Douche melts gold into Playstation
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| Frayed Knot Oct 10 2015 12:07 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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If she'd just take off that jersey he wouldn't need them.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 10 2015 12:22 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I like how these sexy women in Viagra ads often wear football jerseys. It's as if being sexy isn't enough, she has to also like football.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 10 2015 06:29 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Matthew McConaughey is the Most Interesting Smirk Alive.
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| Zvon Oct 10 2015 07:37 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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That western sounding song on the Amazon commercial that sounds so familiar to me for some reason is from the soundtrack of 1969's Paint Your Wagon and Lee Marvin sings it! As soon as I saw his name I was like, of course that was Lee Marvin! That voice.
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| Fman99 Oct 10 2015 09:14 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Guy yells about watching TV on his phone. Then, more yelling.
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| Fman99 Oct 10 2015 09:40 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Men with grey hair take pills that allow them to have moments of coitus.
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| Valadius Oct 10 2015 10:06 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Guy blames his baby for high phone bills.
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| Rockin' Doc Oct 10 2015 10:10 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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However, if it takes more than four hours, he should consult his doctor. Hell, if takes more than four hours, he should call all his buddies to brag.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 10 2015 10:11 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I'm just like you, wearing hoodies and totally not being an OTB-addicted degenerate; trust me, bud-- do your league-approved fantasy gambling with US!
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| Valadius Oct 10 2015 10:17 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Bob Dylan talks to a computer.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 10 2015 10:18 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Tone-deaf IBM tablet sings about as tunefully as Dylan.
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| Valadius Oct 12 2015 09:53 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Hipster with a guitar sings to yogurt-eating youngsters.
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| Fman99 Oct 12 2015 10:06 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Car company founders travel through time and shop for cars.
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| Ceetar Oct 12 2015 10:16 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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As the on-deck hitter with the batter at two strikes is always the right time for pumpkin spice yogurt.
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| Centerfield Oct 13 2015 08:40 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I like the Fred Willard commercial. "It's gonna be a lot of fun. Firing everyone."
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| d'Kong76 Oct 13 2015 08:01 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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We get the gist.
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| Fman99 Oct 13 2015 09:40 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Kenny Rogers is a fucking asshole.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 13 2015 09:43 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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You still haven't forgiven that walk to Andruw Jones, huh?
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| Ceetar Oct 14 2015 09:06 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I still contend we should've put in Dotel.
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| Frayed Knot Oct 14 2015 06:12 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Swedish metal band 'Europe' is so hard up for gigs that they'll come play in your company's break room during lunch hour.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 14 2015 06:30 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Lee Marvin's solo from "Paint Your Wagon": the sound of Amazon Prime.
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| metsmarathon Oct 15 2015 07:16 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Fast food joints need better dictionaries
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| Edgy MD Oct 15 2015 07:51 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Take drugs, eat like a fool, come out even on the heartburn scorecard.
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| Edgy MD Oct 15 2015 09:08 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Not-so-legendary hair band Europe is taking lunchtime gigs in corporate break rooms.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 15 2015 09:09 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Lincoln: the Official Car of Peyote Trips with A-List Actors
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| Edgy MD Oct 18 2015 07:44 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Arby's can't pronounce "Jalapeņos."
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| Edgy MD Oct 18 2015 07:54 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Don't take Prevnar 13, don't ask your doctor or pharmacist about it, and if somebody mentions the stuff, run in the opposite direction.
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| Fman99 Oct 18 2015 08:25 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Well, hello, Chevy loving bearded egg throwing asshole!
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| Valadius Oct 18 2015 08:26 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Steve Carell yells a lot.
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| Rockin' Doc Oct 18 2015 08:26 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Dumb ass tries selling cars by throwing eggs at unsuspecting people.
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| Fman99 Oct 18 2015 08:26 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Bob Dylan, cool despite looking like a left fielder's mitt.
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| Valadius Oct 18 2015 08:34 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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You still haven't tried our illegal, unregulated lottery?
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| Frayed Knot Oct 18 2015 09:04 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Mila Kunis is planning on getting bombed in four years. Make your plans accordingly.
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| Fman99 Oct 19 2015 10:19 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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| d'Kong76 Oct 20 2015 08:17 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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There's really nothing ironically sillier than Bobby Dylan
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| HahnSolo Oct 20 2015 08:25 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Elizabeth Banks really digs guys who surf on Realtor.com.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 20 2015 08:37 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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If you like baseball, you'll LOVE our show about time-traveling librarians who like to mug at the camera.
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| Elster88 Oct 20 2015 08:59 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Keep scribbling FMan
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| Frayed Knot Oct 20 2015 09:01 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Surprised that they haven't pulled one of those deals where the entire cast suddenly shows up at the ballpark acting as if they're lifelong baseball fans. That's probably beyond TBS's budget. Wait for next week and FOX to pull off something like that.
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| Fman99 Oct 20 2015 09:18 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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My hand hurts. Only, not from scribbling.
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| Valadius Oct 20 2015 09:40 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Al Leiter is TURNING UP THE POWER!!!!!!
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| cooby classic Oct 20 2015 09:42 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Especially if LA had been there
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| Edgy MD Oct 20 2015 09:52 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Two Broke Girls: It's kinda like Laverne & Shirley and kinda like The Mary Tyler Moore Show, except neither of those shows sucked.
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| cooby classic Oct 22 2015 07:13 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Annoying song + unimpressive cell phone = modern advertising
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 23 2015 05:39 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I was going to try and describe these but you win
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| cooby classic Oct 23 2015 09:33 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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is that the columbian looking guy reminiscing about playing cards? That one drive my husband crazy
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| Centerfield Oct 23 2015 09:35 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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LOLOLOL
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 23 2015 09:38 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I agree about Mary, but not about Laverne and Shirley.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 23 2015 09:45 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Matthew McConaughey sounding very expanded-of-mind while behind the wheel of a Lincoln sedan.
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| cooby classic Oct 23 2015 10:09 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Sez the guy with the restraining order against Beyonce...
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| Edgy MD Oct 23 2015 10:54 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 23 2015 11:29 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I rest my case!
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| Lefty Specialist Oct 27 2015 01:27 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Far more than one sentence, but pretty funny:
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| cooby classic Oct 27 2015 02:18 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I absolutely love the picture they included of the dipwad that has won $2000000, making his Sundays worth living for. I'll bet he still can't get a date
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 27 2015 03:18 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I never noticed the tree branch beyond the curtains because I'm always struck by shamelessly vaginal the whole "curtain-opening" scene is.
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| cooby classic Oct 27 2015 03:24 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Ooh double-entendre. I never noticed it either because I always look out the window during embarrassing commercials
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| Valadius Oct 27 2015 10:12 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Christmas commercial in October.
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| Edgy MD Oct 27 2015 10:13 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Best Buy just gave us a Christmas ad too.
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| Valadius Oct 27 2015 10:17 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Apparently they made a Chris Hemsworth Moby Dick movie.
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| Valadius Oct 28 2015 12:08 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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We've gone so late that we're starting to see the grifting Christian preacher ads.
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| Edgy MD Oct 28 2015 10:54 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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If I'm eating breakfast at Taco Bell, that's a message from myself to myself that it's probably a good time to take a step back and take a look at the choices I've made.
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| Ceetar Oct 28 2015 10:59 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I don't remember seeing that sentiment in a commercial.
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| Edgy MD Oct 28 2015 11:40 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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It's my commercial to you.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 30 2015 09:01 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Peter Pan is a jerk.
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| Frayed Knot Oct 30 2015 09:56 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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If you get even half of the side-effects that this over-priced patent medication can cause, then you're going to be in worse shape than you are from the condition it's supposed to combat.
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| John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 30 2015 09:58 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Let's keep hammering this bullpen.
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| Frayed Knot Oct 30 2015 09:58 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I missed that one. What product were they pitching?
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| Fman99 Oct 30 2015 10:15 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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iPhone owners ignore watches in favor of sweet, sweet coitus.
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| Valadius Oct 30 2015 10:16 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Some guy dances around while talking to his watch.
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| Edgy MD Oct 30 2015 10:17 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I'd go with: Man gets impossible-to-believe INXS sound quality apparently emanating from his wristwatch.
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| Edgy MD Oct 31 2015 08:15 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs ... ask your doctor for more drugs.
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| LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 31 2015 08:35 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Who exactly are pharmaceutical ads for?
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| Edgy MD Oct 31 2015 08:36 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Maytag: We turn people into appliances... that's not creepy or disturbing at all.
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| cooby classic Oct 31 2015 09:00 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I'm thinking the Chobani ad song is "slow dancing, it don't turn me on" Took me several views to figure it out.
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| Benjamin Grimm Oct 31 2015 09:10 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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DirecTV prevents quarterbacks from becoming nerds.
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| SteveJRogers Oct 31 2015 09:19 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Puddy gains super confidence with his rental car choices.
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| Frayed Knot Nov 01 2015 09:29 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Dion DiMucci music is great for selling violent, dystopic-looking video games.
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| Edgy MD Nov 01 2015 09:37 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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What he was originally going for back in the day. It's true. I read his book.
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| Frayed Knot Nov 01 2015 10:45 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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"the car is smarter than I am"
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| cooby classic Nov 01 2015 11:19 PM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Maybelline: Now catering to hookers
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| Edgy MD Nov 02 2015 12:32 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Good work in this thread, folks.
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| Lefty Specialist Nov 02 2015 07:57 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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Help needy veterans by buying green lightbulbs from Wal-Mart.
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| Frayed Knot Nov 02 2015 08:02 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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It was amazing how a commercial featuring women with their tits half out while advertising the product's "push-up" quality was somehow about eye makeup. The only thing missing was a line about how it makes your lashes "lift and separate".
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| bmfc1 Nov 02 2015 08:20 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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That got me: Wal-Mart didn't say "we'll give you one for free" or "buy one and 100% of the cost will go to the Wounded Warriors Foundation".
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| Lefty Specialist Nov 02 2015 09:56 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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I guess what I should have said was "Pretend to help needy veterans by buying green lightbulbs from Wal-Mart".
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| Edgy MD Nov 02 2015 10:01 AM Re: Postseason One Sentence Commercial Summaries |
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"Wait ... I ordered ten thousand green bulbs for our stores. Not ten million! Who the hell needs ten million green bulbs?! .... What do you mean my name is on the order slip?! ... OK, think, Bob! ... We can still make this work for us!"
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