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Meet a Royal
John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 24 2015 04:59 AM |
These friggin guys were all but eliminated by the Astros. We got this, but to be sure, let's get to know the enemy.
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d'Kong76 Oct 24 2015 06:06 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
Royal Titus Overmyer! Not on the World Series' roster but deserves a mention...
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Frayed Knot Oct 24 2015 06:26 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Of course he does. And her name is Kacie working in KC too. How cute. 2nd base is the one position where the Royals found it necessary to change in mid-year. After signing ex-Brave/ex-Marlin Omar Infante to a four-year deal prior to the 2014 season, they realized in mid-2015 that he really, really suxx. How sucky, you ask? How does .220/.234/.318 over 440 ABs grab ya? This from a guy who once hit .317 and was an All-Star w/the Braves (2010) So in late July they dealt away two warm bodies, including 2014 1st round draft pick (#34 overall) LHP Sean Manaea to Oakland for the 34 y/o, switch-hitting Ben Zobrist - the all-purpose, swiss-army knife of ballplayers - who immediately upgraded 2nd base for them [817 OPS vs Infante's 542] When not playing baseball, Ben and his wife Julianna, who put aside her dreams of becoming a microbiologist to instead be a 'Christian Singer', wrote 'Double Play', a book about "the importance of Ben's faith, life, and athletic career". [fimg=300]http://www.thezobrists.com/images/site/ZFamily.jpg[/fimg] 86% of Amazon reviewers gave the book, which "gives fans a first look into the heart of an athlete whose talent and devotion to God, family, and baseball make him one of the most loveable figures in the Major League today", a five-star review so, I mean, it's gotta be good, right?
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 24 2015 06:40 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
We've discussed Ben Zobrist in this forum more than once.
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Frayed Knot Oct 25 2015 07:14 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
Alcides Escobar mans SS for KC, and of all the singles-hitting, leather-flashing, non-walking, non-power guys in their lineup, he's definitely one of them.
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Edgy MD Oct 25 2015 01:46 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Let's talk about third base. There is a burly character name Mike Moustakas, a lifelong (five years) Royal with a low average, low walk rate, middling Todd Zeile-ish power, who nonetheless put up easily his best season this year. Check out this outlier.
I don't wanna jump to conclusions, but steroids, amirite? Amirite, folks? Moose was a post-season hero last year by hitting a game-winning homer in Game 1 of the 2014 ALDS, putting the Royals on a momentum run that carried them all the way to the series. This year, on September 12, 2015 (the kind of garbage time game that makes Keith go nuts), he set a franchise record with 9 RBIs in a 14-6 win over the Baltimore Orioles. Suck on THAT, George Brett. So, you know, a middling guy with a flair for the dramatic. Just don't let him turn into Daniel Murphy and we'll be OK. He's got a Greek flag above his locker, because of course he does, and he's got a Flushing connection, being the nephew of former Mets batting coach Tom Robson. Mike is married to Stephanie Moutstakas (nee Kinzler, with a Z, so probably unrelated to Ian). He has an English bulldog named Molly and often thinks about becoming a firefighter.
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Frayed Knot Oct 25 2015 02:58 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Alex Gordon (wonder if anyone ever tried to nickname him 'Commisioner'?) is one of three current Royals selected by them with a top 3 draft pick that they 'earned' during those years spent wandering in the MLB desert:
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batmagadanleadoff Oct 25 2015 04:39 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
What? No picture of Gordon's Cornhusker wife?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 25 2015 05:03 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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cooby Oct 25 2015 06:30 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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What an ass
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cooby Oct 25 2015 06:30 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Oh that's his hand. Never mind
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Oct 25 2015 06:57 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Now that you've seen pics, how about telling us about their catcher or their best lefty or whatever.
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batmagadanleadoff Oct 25 2015 07:22 PM Re: Meet a Royal Edited 4 time(s), most recently on Oct 25 2015 08:20 PM |
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Oooh! An assignment. OK. Catching for the Royals will be Salvador Perez, no backstopping slouch he -- this season, he was selected to the AL all-star team for the third straight season. He's a catcher with pop. His 21 HR's this season are a career high and he's been Murphying the ball this postseason - clouting two HR's in the NLDS and another pair in the NLCS. Not as Murphy as Murphy but more than enough to take notice. Obligatory [crossout]wifey[/crossout] girlfriend shot. Can't find one. He might have a girlfriend stashed away in his native Velenzuela, but my light research is sketchy, as are details of his love life. Still, the girls on this website want to devour Salvador and his meaty thighs, girlfriend or no grirlfriend. Especially 'cause he's a 29 year old making $6M a year. Anyone here planning on attending any of the WS games should think twice before reflexively chanting "Salvador Perez Stinks". He doesn't. "Near the end of the 2013 season, teammate Alcides Escobar sprayed Pérez with Victoria's Secret women's perfume and he had four hits. Pérez continue[s] to wear perfume during games as a good-luck charm, switching to 212 VIP cologne by Carolina Herrera in 2014." That's woman's perfume. Still, I'll take our cologne over Perez's cologne. [fimg=333]https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5783/22489606441_e80f71b979_o.jpg[/fimg]
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Ashie62 Oct 25 2015 07:27 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
They almost all have WS experience. Don't go there.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 25 2015 08:29 PM Re: Meet a Royal Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Oct 25 2015 08:49 PM |
Who's going to be spending a lot of time jogging toward the right-center and left-center gaps, plaintively staring up at the Dudastrikes and Murphammers and Cespedeswats flying over fences? I predict, Cain. As in Lorenzo, the Royals' superathletic Marquis de Centerfielde.
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Frayed Knot Oct 25 2015 08:39 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Salvatore Perez is really fucking big for a catcher. He's like 6' 5" or so [BB-Ref says 6' 3" - 240, but he looks even bigger] and he gets beat to shit at least partially because of it, particularly so in the ALCS. I mean the dude was taking fastballs and foul tips off of his body and mask to the point where I thought they were going to need to give him a 'Standing Eight' behind the plate several times during the Toronto series. He's even developed a habit of ducking just as the pitch comes in. No seriously, he has, just watch as he bows his head a bit just before the pitch arrives so that if there is a foul straight back it'll be a glancing blow rather than another direct shot.
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Gwreck Oct 25 2015 09:14 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Meet your Kansas City starting pitchers:
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Frayed Knot Oct 25 2015 09:41 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Volquez and Cueto are sometimes good, but also erratic and can be hit. Cueteo was their big deadline acquisition but has a 5.00+ ERA since the trade.
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Edgy MD Oct 26 2015 06:29 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
They certainly seem willing to hook a starter early, and going to Duffy can get the Mets caught out with a lineup full of lefties facing a lefty.
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Frayed Knot Oct 26 2015 07:00 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
Over in RF we find Al Rivers - aka: Alex Rios
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Edgy MD Oct 26 2015 09:56 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
Ex-Mets currently advancing the Royal agenda:
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 26 2015 10:15 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
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His surname translates to "man with the fancy moustache."
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Oct 26 2015 10:59 AM Re: Meet a Royal Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Oct 26 2015 05:09 PM |
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Well, however fancy the moustache-- or goatee, or shadow-- is, it must reek like week-old Moroccan food eaten and pooped into a Dumpster, because the guy sure does photograph like he's constantly smelling something terrible.
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Frayed Knot Oct 26 2015 01:48 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
And then there's the bullpen, the spot which helped carry them to the WS last year and is supposedly an advantage for them in this series as well.
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El Segundo Escupidor Oct 26 2015 03:25 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Ceetar Oct 26 2015 03:30 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Ceetar Oct 26 2015 03:31 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Salvator Perez
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Fman99 Oct 26 2015 08:30 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
I'd pop all of their wives. Just to get into their heads prior to Game 1.
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Frayed Knot Oct 27 2015 07:12 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
And we don't want to leave off DH Kendrys Morales -- or at least not until the Royals are forced to leave him off of their lineup after Game 2 (although I suppose it's possible that they start him at 1st and sit the LH Hosmer vs Matz in Game 4 - he played 1B nine times this season)
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HahnSolo Oct 27 2015 07:55 AM Re: Meet a Royal |
29-year old Wade Davis is now the closer for the Royals. This is his third year with KC, having come over from Tampa in the same deal that brought James Shields.
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Gwreck Oct 27 2015 12:39 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
The Royals dropped pinch-runner Terrance Gore from their roster and added Raul A. Mondesi (yes, his son), a 20-year old rookie who's never played above AA. He would be the first player to make his major league debut in the World Series.
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Gwreck Oct 27 2015 12:51 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Apparently Ben Zobrist's wife is pregnant as well, and Mondesi is insurance in case Zobrist has to miss a game.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 27 2015 12:58 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
If he does, he'll have to answer to Mike Francesa.
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Edgy MD Oct 27 2015 01:55 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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Bug Holliday, debuted in the pre-World Series World Series, 1885.
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Frayed Knot Oct 27 2015 02:32 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
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That makes sense, Gore and Jarrod Dyson are pretty much redundant players on their roster anyway. This just replaces a pinch-running specialist who'd be their second replacement OFer with a pinch-running specialist who can play the IF if needed.
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cooby Oct 27 2015 03:34 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
I have zero interest in the Kansas City Royals. ZERO I tell you!
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Edgy MD Oct 27 2015 05:28 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
Didn't we fight a war to reject monarchy in America? Why are these people even allowed to exist? To persistently practice and advocate for un-American, anti-Democratic systems?
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Frayed Knot Oct 27 2015 06:02 PM Re: Meet a Royal |
I know I'll never be a Royal. I crave a different kind of buzz.
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