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Ty Kelly

Ceetar Nov 13 2015 07:28 PM

Welcome. Invite to Major League camp. Switch-hitting 2b/3b light hitting 27 year old minor league guy.

d'Kong76 Nov 13 2015 08:32 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Good ballplayer name, that's something.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 13 2015 08:37 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Has his own Youtube channel where he performs songs in his childhood bedroom: [youtube:2wy2cfoa]Ns96j4Zbv1g[/youtube:2wy2cfoa]

Benjamin Grimm Nov 13 2015 08:38 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Wow, it's been over 21 years since I last set foot in my childhood bedroom. I wonder if the people who own the house now would let me set up a YouTube studio in that room?

Edgy MD Nov 13 2015 09:14 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Plays right, left, and center, too. Suck on some of that, Ben Zobrist. You hear what that song is saying? It's saying that we don't NEED you.

Edgy MD Nov 14 2015 11:13 PM Re: Ty Kelly

It's worth noting that we are in the Golden Age of Ty. By my count, there have been 41 Tys in MLB history, and fully 68% of them have played in the last decade. All-Time Hits, Guys Named "Ty" [list=1][*]Ty(rus) Cobb (1905-1928): 4,189[/*:m] [*]Ty Wigginton (2002-2013): 1,170[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Houston (1996-2003): 479[/*:m] [*]Ty Cline (1960-1971): 437[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Colvin (2009-2014): 290[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Flowers (2009-2015): 283[/*:m] [*]Ty Tyson (1926-1928): 197[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Greene (2009-2013): 151[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Moore (2012-2015): 137[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Pastornicky (2012-2014): 58[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Collins (2014-2015): 57[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Saladino (2015): 53[/*:m] [*]Ty LaForest (1945): 51[/*:m] [*]Ty(son) Ross (2010-2015): 30[/*:m] [*]Ty Waller (1980-1987): 26[/*:m] [*]Ty Helfrich (1915): 25[/*:m] [*]Ty Gainey (1985-1987): 24[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Holt (2014-2015): 22[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Green (1993-1998): 22[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Chatwood (2011-2014): 19[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Matzek (2014-2015): 10[/*:m] [*]Ty Van Burkleo (1993-1994): 5[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Ladendorf (2015): 4[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Clippard (2007-2015): 3[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Cloyd (2012-2013): 3[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Skaggs (2012-2014): 2[/*:m] [*]Ty Taubenheim (2006-2008): 2[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Thornburg (2012-2015): 1[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Yates (2004-2009): 1[/*:m] [*]Ty Pickup (1918): 1[/*:m][/list:o] All-Time Wins, Guys Named "Ty" [list=1][*]Ty(ler) Clippard (2007-2015): 42[/*:m] [*]Ty(son) Ross (2010-2015): 32[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Walker (2002-2010): 23[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Chatwood (2011-2014): 20[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Green (1993-1998): 18[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Yates (2004-2009): 12[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Skaggs (2012-2014): 8[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Matzek (2014-2015): 8[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Thornburg (2012-2015): 6[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Duffy (2015-2015): 5[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Cloyd (2012-2013): 4[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Johnson (2005-2007): 3[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Robertson (2012-2013): 2[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Wilson (2015): 2[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Olson (2015): 1[/*:m] [*]Ty Taubenheim (2006-2008): 1[/*:m][/list:o] All-Time Saves, Guys Named "Ty" [list=1][*]Ty(ler) Clippard (2007-2015): 53[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Walker (2002-2010): 34[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Yates (2004-2009): 4[/*:m] [*]Ty(rus) Cobb (1905-1928): 1[/*:m] [*]Ty(son) Ross (2010-2015): 1[/*:m] [*]Ty(ler) Chatwood (2011-2014): 1[/*:m][/list:o]

batmagadanleadoff Nov 15 2015 12:34 AM Re: Ty Kelly

Tylers don't count. Neither does Tyson Ross.

Edgy MD Nov 15 2015 12:51 AM Re: Ty Kelly

Well, shit, there goes the golden age.

batmagadanleadoff Nov 15 2015 12:55 AM Re: Ty Kelly

I'm sorry. Somedays, I just can't help myself.

MFS62 Nov 15 2015 01:17 AM Re: Ty Kelly

Ty Tyson? Did his parents have Tourette's? Or just a stutter? Later

Edgy MD Feb 18 2016 01:41 AM Re: Ty Kelly

Ty Kelly talks eating, dating, music, minor league life styling, and plays a game of Two Nicklebacks and a Creed. Heckuva deadpanner. [youtube:33v30172]b38nB7gBhiQ[/youtube:33v30172]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 18 2016 02:49 AM Re: Ty Kelly

Statistically, looks a little like Justin Turner with more walks and a smidgen less pop. Musically, looks like the guy from Nickelback (funnily enough), minus electricity and terrible hooks.

Lefty Specialist Feb 18 2016 02:58 PM Re: Ty Kelly

The biggest wonder that I take away from this is, wow, Ty Wigginton had 1,170 major league hits.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 18 2016 03:45 PM Re: Ty Kelly

That and "Jesus, ball caps do nasty things to white-dude hairlines."

Edgy MD Feb 18 2016 04:04 PM Re: Ty Kelly

I think they're pretty funny for guys dealing with the realism that even if they make the bigs, they've spent a long enough time in the minors to look at as a definitive existence in and of itself. The interviewer is Matt Paré of the Giants system. He's done a lot of YouTubing, and isn't above lobbying for more just wages and working conditions for minor leaguers. And he started his own dating site. [youtube:3r54vndi]i0ZAFHWtA3E[/youtube:3r54vndi]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 18 2016 04:36 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Kelly does seem exceedingly likable, and not just in a SuperJoeish capacity.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Feb 18 2016 05:36 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Those vids are funny, but typically are 11% too long. I'm on Team Ty.

Ashie62 Feb 18 2016 06:31 PM Re: Ty Kelly

he might get to Vegas. Good luck.

Edgy MD Mar 21 2016 01:29 PM Re: Ty Kelly

[fimg=90]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/707599032303095809/EaicAK6v_400x400.jpg[/fimg] Ty Kelly ✔‎@tykelly11 Does Bartolo have a cologne? If not, how? 1:31 PM - 19 Mar 2016 17 17 Retweets 45 45 likes We're waaay ahead of you, funny man.

Centerfield Mar 21 2016 01:52 PM Re: Ty Kelly

Seriously. Welcome to 2014 Ty.

MFS62 Mar 22 2016 03:30 AM Re: Ty Kelly

He's been playing both infield and outfield in Spring Training, and doing fairly well (as much as you can tell from box scores). That versatility might just get him a spot on the major league team at some point of the season. He seems like a good kid. I'll be rooting for him to make it. Later