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War on Christmas!!!
metsmarathon Nov 10 2015 07:46 AM |
OMG, y'all! there's a war on christmas out there! something must be done!
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metsmarathon Nov 10 2015 07:48 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
meanwhile, as a actual christmas-loving christian, i actually would like to see, and heartily embrace, an actual war on christmas that resulted in christmas paraphernalia not being on store shelves before fucking columbus day.
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MFS62 Nov 10 2015 07:50 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
[crossout:242lucqi]As long as they fucking don't celebrate Ramadan.[/crossout:242lucqi]
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dgwphotography Nov 10 2015 08:00 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Screw all of it, and just get a white cup from Dunkin donuts
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Mets – Willets Point Nov 10 2015 08:14 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
My Dunkin' Donuts cup yesterday had an image of a wreath around the word "Joy" on it. Kind of the wrong attitude for Veterans Day in my opinion.
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MFS62 Nov 10 2015 08:23 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Thank you. Later
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dgwphotography Nov 10 2015 08:28 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Then you'll love Nordstrom
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Ceetar Nov 10 2015 09:11 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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We've actually reached the point where stores can use non-things as marketing. "We're not opening on Thanksgiving!" "We're not decorating way early!" Whatever. I don't care that stores put stuff for sale early. I think this is all a product of the economy. Stores were getting stuck with merchandise after the holidays, and someone made the realization that it make more sense to sell out of your Halloween stuff by 10/20 than be left with eating the price of 50 leftover plastic pumpkins. (or paying for storage for next season) And then someone decided/realized that empty shelves in a seasonal aisle looked bad, and that there wasn't enough Thanksgiving stuff to fill shelves, so you might as well get the christmas stuff up there early. It's the same way in beer. The whole reason pumpkin spice and oktoberfest beers show up early is because bars have dedicated seasonal taps and when they run out of say Sam Summer and it's not being brewed anymore, they need to have Sam Fall to throw up there. We're all pawns in a bigger capitalism game. I knew there was outrage over the cups but I couldn't quite figure out from the outrage at outrage what the problem was and didn't care to dig deeper. Does make me want Starbucks though. I love the Holiday season, but no matter how you try to force it it just doesn't happen until after Thanksgiving and usually a little after that. I'm not sure there's enough money/advertising/marketing that can stretch that season to two full months, but you never know. How about the SIMON mall wall on christmas? What was that about? some trashy corporate-thinkgroup Santa setup pissed people off right?
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metsmarathon Nov 10 2015 09:42 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
yeah, their santa wasn't christmassy enough. fucking people... i should rant about that one next. taking the christianity out of hte commercial representation of christmas. fucking hell.
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cooby Nov 10 2015 10:35 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Excellent rants.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 10 2015 10:41 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Like it or not, there's a religious Christmas and a secular Christmas that both happen to have the same name and fall on the same day.
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themetfairy Nov 10 2015 10:43 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I don't disparage Christians or Christmas. I do have issues with those people who insist that everyone should be greeted with "Merry Christmas" for the month and a half leading up to the holiday, and who take offense with the much more inclusive "Happy Holidays" or "Seasons Greetings" that would actually welcome the panoply of holidays celebrated at that time.
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cooby Nov 10 2015 10:46 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
No no, please don't think I mean people of other faiths or even nonfaiths.
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Vic Sage Nov 10 2015 10:49 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
bah, humbug.
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themetfairy Nov 10 2015 10:57 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Sweetie - I know you don't. Your nephew should get coal in his stocking!
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Centerfield Nov 10 2015 10:58 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
My two cents can basically be summed up with this: Don't be a dick about it.
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themetfairy Nov 10 2015 11:00 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Adding one more - if you greet someone with Happy Holidays and he/she gets all huffy because you didn't say Merry Christmas, that person is a dick.
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Centerfield Nov 10 2015 11:01 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Agreed. Punch away.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 10 2015 11:02 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I've enlisted to fight with the enemies of Christmas. Santa Claus can't hide with that bright red suit and that red-nosed reindeer.
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Vic Sage Nov 10 2015 11:03 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Do you say that as a former attorney for Rudolph?
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 10 2015 11:03 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I agree with what Centerfield said. (Although at first I misread his last point and thought he was advocating pooping on someone's nose.)
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Ceetar Nov 10 2015 11:10 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Eh, Merry Christmas practically means Happy Holidays at this point. And Christmas is still a thing that exists. Whether or not you celebrate you can still be wished a nice 12/25. "How dare you wish me general merriment during what, even if you don't celebrate anything, is a generally merry time of year with parties and decorations and lights and what not."
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Vic Sage Nov 10 2015 11:17 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
as a devout non-theist, i have absolutely no problem with anybody wishing me a merry xmas, or putting xmas symbols on their house, or companies putting it on their stores and products. I don't even have much problem with governmental institutions doing it, as long as their giving equal time to other religious celebrations of the season.
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cooby Nov 10 2015 11:23 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I'm okay with "Happy Holidays", because after all there are several holidays in December and January.
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batmagadanleadoff Nov 10 2015 11:23 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I had no idea this was even a thing. Hello or Hi works fine for me. Or you can just give me the hello nod. That'll do. Any greeting, really.
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Centerfield Nov 10 2015 11:48 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
That being said, can we get rid of Christmas Carols? They're already starting. I hate that during the last two months of the year every time I walk into a store I hear the same inane songs over and over. Frosty. Rudolph. Chestnuts roasting on a fucking fire.
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cooby Nov 10 2015 11:52 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Better those though than Mariah and Beiber singing All I want for Christmas is you. (IMO, but you all might think differently!)
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Ceetar Nov 10 2015 11:55 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I'm okay with carols (though yes, wait a while please) but there are SO MANY and I wish we could play more than 4. We're not stuck with the stupid radio. grab a spotify or pandora playlist and gimme some variety. I realize i'm saying in this in a forum where you all post the same couple of dozen rock songs from the same decade over and over again.
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Centerfield Nov 10 2015 11:57 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
Confession: You know, I kinda like the Mariah song. That's the one where she wears the red Santa suit right?
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Centerfield Nov 10 2015 11:58 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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This December we will nominate, vote on and rank the 180 greatest Christmas Carols of all time. BG is starting a database right now.
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cooby Nov 10 2015 12:08 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Same one. You just never noticed Bieber because she looks so cute in the video. :) And LOL to the BG Xmas song database.
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Ceetar Nov 10 2015 12:13 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 10 2015 12:21 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Good idea, but the instant someone votes for Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer the whole thing will be off.
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Vic Sage Nov 10 2015 12:37 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I LOVE Jonathan Coulton... and that's a funny song. Other great Xmas songs: Donna and Blitzen - Badly Drawn Boy Run Run Rudolph - Dave Edmunds 25th December - Everything But the Girl Merry Xmas, Maggie Thatcher - Elton John Father Christmas - The Kinks Fairytale of NY - Pogues Christmas Rapping - Waitresses 2000 miles - Pretenders Santa Hates Poor kids - Your Favorite Martian Sleigh Ride - The Blenders
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Ceetar Nov 10 2015 12:46 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Nov 10 2015 01:01 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I'm totally a tithing member of the Church of Don't Be a Dick. And I've come around full circle on the Mariah song. It has Darlene Love-ly legs, it does.
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themetfairy Nov 10 2015 01:48 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I like the Mariah song.
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Mets Guy in Michigan Nov 10 2015 08:49 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
I love -- LOVE -- Christmas songs.
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MFS62 Nov 10 2015 09:49 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I remember reading a story many years ago (it may be apocryphal) about a defendant in a murder case in Texas. His defense was "He just needed killin'" He got off. Repeatedly singing Jingle Bell Rock seems like justifiable homicide to me. :) Later
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Ceetar Nov 11 2015 07:49 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I've liked the designs in the past, but I really don't care for this one. just personal taste. But it's working at least, all the manufactured outrage is only making me want Starbucks.
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cooby Nov 11 2015 06:07 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Were you around in about 2005 when we had the Band Challenge? Now THAT brought out some obscure stuff
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Mets – Willets Point Nov 12 2015 08:03 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Still regret that we never finished that project.
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Edgy MD Nov 12 2015 08:24 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I would be shocked if they weren't. To see folks sharing images from "Occupy Democrats" — OCCUPY DEMOCRATS! — zinging others for alleged hypocrisy while lifting up this massive corporate monolith with questionable (at bet) labor practices and deeply exploitative procurement practices... is amazing.
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Ceetar Nov 12 2015 08:27 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Except there are legitimately people that think this way. And of course the talking heads start weighing in, and the politicians, and it becomes a thing. Whatever. I got some coming in today. I hear the thing is to write a name on it now and be funny about it, but i'm drawing a blank. Prince of Darkness maybe? I still think Starbucks should go full on Google Doodle with the cups. At least on a monthly basis. Let's get a Martin Luther King tribute for January or something.
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metsmarathon Nov 12 2015 08:38 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
i love christmas carols. when mrs.mm was pregnant with minimm, we got ourselves a fancy new car, and in that fancy new car was sirius/xm. and since minimm was a winter baby, we did a fair bit of driving to her doctor appointments, and on the radio, we listened to the holly station. it was on when we drove to the hospital to have minimm make his grand debut, and it was on when we drove home in a friggin' blizzard. christmas carols have since always brought me back to that time. ok, it was only 6 years ago, but still. i'm a nostalgic sort. and it doesn't hurt that the µmm's are also winter babies, which only reinforces the nostalgia.
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Edgy MD Nov 12 2015 08:39 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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Big whoop? Is that the point in the culture wars? To find the people with the most unreasonable position, even if there are only six of them, and wrap myself in virtue by calling them out? And meanwhile shame millions of others by guilt-by-association? A minuscule minority wants to boycott Starbucks — a group so small that they will do literally NO damage to Starbucks — and that's skin off of NOBODY's red nose. Many of them likely either don't get their joe there anyhow, or won't remember to boycott because they really are just share anything that comes along in their social media feed anyhow. I can show you folks with an even more unreasonable position, but I just have no taste for that at all. Coming back at these folks-so-obscure-I-wouldn't-know-where-to-find-them with all the megatonnage in my cultural arsenal is far more unreasonable to my thinking. It forces perfectly decent people who could be building a damn community together to pick a side in the stupidest of stupid battles. And it gives control of our cultural agenda and discussion points over to the most self-centered and hateful among us.
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Ceetar Nov 12 2015 08:53 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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You've heard about the republican debates right? I don't think there are just 6 of them, and i think you're downplaying the idea of just sharing anything that comes along their feed. It's tiny noise but it ultimately adds up. But this is half the internet these days, I don't know what the solution is but trying to ignore it all is tiresome. This isn't really much different than Michael Kay saying something stupid and there being endless debate back and forth, well beyond the initial incident, of "who's an elite QB" or whatever. Maybe it's just that since our society has reached a point where everyone has a voice, we haven't quite figured out how to filter out the noise, especially when everything's driven by clicks and pageviews. "Watch this vine of this idiot spouting nonsense about Starbucks on my ad-ridden page." "Here are the 10 best sarcastic names written on a Starbucks cup mocking the outrage on my ad-ridden page." I don't know what the answer is. I'm just not sure trying to ignore fringe hatred and ignorance doesn't just allow it to grow and be persist.
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metsmarathon Nov 12 2015 09:00 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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isn't that how we got here...? i mean, this forum?
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Edgy MD Nov 12 2015 10:00 AM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
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I tend to think we can differ on reasonable questions and consign the stupid ones to the pile of "beneath contempt."
I haven't met a one. But I've got dozens upon dozens in my feed who use this non-issue to suggest that this is just a perfect X-ample of how Christians want to obsess over non-insults instead of being charitable. [fimg=400]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/boycott.jpg?w=1036[/fimg] BOOM! Stupid missile fired in a stupid culture war with splash damage harming decent people across the spectrum. Boycott homelessness? What does that even mean? And I can't fight poverty AND opt against to patronizing a particular establishment? The reasoning is just terrible. Yet it's up and down my social media feeds. I hate myself just for giving them fee advertising in this post. #starbucksWINS
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d'Kong76 Nov 12 2015 12:35 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
[fimg=600:ay8z6cqw]http://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/SBUX_CUPS_XMAS.jpg[/fimg:ay8z6cqw]
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Farmer Ted Nov 12 2015 01:13 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
$6 for a coffee? We're bitching over a $6 cup of coffee? Elitists, all of you.
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metsmarathon Nov 12 2015 01:41 PM Re: War on Christmas!!! |
if i get the starbucks red cup christmas ornament, will my christmas tree implode?
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