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Derek Jeter Doesn't like Gay Underwear

Centerfield
Dec 16 2015 05:17 PM

Or something like that.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/der ... -1.2466955

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 16 2015 05:37 PM
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"He only wants the WOMEN to ogle him, like they did for me."

Also, Derek Jeter is (still) a turd.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 16 2015 05:40 PM
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Let's get this story right. Gay is fine with Jeets, he just doesn't want "too gay."

d'Kong76
Dec 16 2015 05:49 PM
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My eyes! Make it stop...

TransMonk
Dec 16 2015 05:59 PM
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A Boy Named Seo wrote:

At least Ty Cobb never did this.*

*That I know of.

Gwreck
Dec 16 2015 06:33 PM
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Who is Derek Jeter?

Frayed Knot
Dec 16 2015 06:36 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Let's get this story right. Gay is fine with Jeets, he just doesn't want "too gay."

Geez get it right, it's properly written as 'Not 2 Gay'

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 16 2015 06:39 PM
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Gwreck wrote:
Who is Derek Jeter?

Apparently some guy who doesn't like gay underwear. (Or so he says.)

Me, I'm a little surprised to learn that Pete Rose's body is covered with reptilian scales.

d'Kong76
Dec 16 2015 06:46 PM
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Swanky skivvies, I'm dying here...

cooby classic
Dec 16 2015 07:06 PM
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GaH!!!!!

Zvon
Dec 16 2015 07:34 PM
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Okay, I didn't check the link yet but tell me, in a nutshell (excuse the pun), what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear?

Edgy MD
Dec 16 2015 07:39 PM
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Well, you pretty much have it. It has to be skimpy enough to sell in a nutshell.

d'Kong76
Dec 16 2015 07:41 PM
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Zvon wrote:
what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear?

Have a flap in the back?
(did I really just type that?)

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 16 2015 07:44 PM
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There's like, a huge market for gay guy undies. Go to freshpair dot com and see. Some are gayer than others.

Zvon
Dec 16 2015 07:49 PM
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d'Kong76 wrote:
Zvon wrote:
what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear?

Have a flap in the back?
(did I really just type that?)

lol-this occurred to me. That would make em pretty gay.

Well if they're called undies that's a whole different ball game.

d'Kong76
Dec 16 2015 07:49 PM
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I'll pass on getting some freshpair cookies and whatever, but if that's
the case Jeter isn't much of an entrepreneur off the field.

dinosaur jesus
Dec 16 2015 07:57 PM
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TransMonk wrote:

At least Ty Cobb never did this.*

*That I know of.

You asked for it.

cooby classic
Dec 16 2015 07:58 PM
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Yeah he doens't want urban guys wearing them either.

Zvon
Dec 16 2015 08:04 PM
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dinosaur jesus wrote:
TransMonk wrote:

At least Ty Cobb never did this.*

*That I know of.

You asked for it.

lmao

themetfairy
Dec 16 2015 08:04 PM
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Some things just cannot be unseen....

d'Kong76
Dec 16 2015 08:39 PM
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Ty knew how to make money!

Lefty Specialist
Dec 16 2015 09:22 PM
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d'Kong76 wrote:
Ty knew how to make money!

The real question is......did they have a flap in the back?

dgwphotography
Dec 16 2015 10:35 PM
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This thread is gold...

cooby classic
Dec 16 2015 10:54 PM
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I like how the Munsingwear ad says they are perfect for Men, Women, Children, and Tigers

Fman99
Dec 16 2015 11:07 PM
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Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 16 2015 11:34 PM
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I think the term is getting FManned

G-Fafif
Dec 16 2015 11:35 PM
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[fimg=600]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/907/SZUxIZ.jpg[/fimg]

"You don't think the fact that GAP is close to GAY will detract from my macho image, do you?"

cooby classic
Dec 17 2015 12:36 AM
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Fman99 wrote:
Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'.

Fman, I FINALLY got rid of this cough I've had for six weeks...and you just made me choke...:D

Disclaimer: I have several gay/lesbian friends that I love

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 17 2015 12:52 AM
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In all fairness, I probably wouldn't want my underwear having sexual relations with other underwear, either.

Fman99
Dec 17 2015 04:01 AM
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cooby wrote:
Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'.

Fman, I FINALLY got rid of this cough I've had for six weeks...and you just made me choke...:D

Disclaimer: I have several gay/lesbian friends that I love

Well, I'd say, given the topic of this thread, that there's lots of ways to induce coughing/choking, and a laugh might be the least offensive of them.

(Not offensive to me, of course, I'm DFW).

MFS62
Dec 17 2015 04:24 AM
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Centerfield wrote:
Or something like that.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/der ... -1.2466955

Frigo him!

Later

Rockin' Doc
Dec 19 2015 10:07 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
There's like, a huge market for gay guy undies. Go to freshpair dot com and see. Some are gayer than others.

That's okay. I'll just take your word on this one.

Ashie62
Dec 20 2015 12:20 AM
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Jeter bagged Hannah Davis and her horse. He can wear what he wishes.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 21 2015 07:34 PM
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Ashie62 wrote:
Jeter bagged Hannah Davis and her horse. He can wear what he wishes.

I'd be pissed, were I her. Hell, he used to give women he barely knew baskets.

Lawyers for Frigo are eager to get Jeter on the stand, although they agree Rodriguez would provide better defense there.

MFS62
Dec 21 2015 08:24 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Lawyers for Frigo are eager to get Jeter on the stand, although they agree Rodriguez would provide better defense there.

Crimey! That was GOOD!

Later

Zvon
Dec 31 2015 09:08 PM
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cooby classic
Dec 31 2015 09:40 PM
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LOL!

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Dec 31 2015 09:58 PM
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