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The Twelve Days of Metsmas

d'Kong76 Dec 17 2015 03:09 PM

On the first day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Some memories of Dillon Gee On the second day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: ________________________ And some memories of Dillon Gee

Frayed Knot Dec 17 2015 03:16 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the first day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Some memories of Dillon Gee On the second day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the third day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: ______________________ Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee

d'Kong76 Dec 17 2015 03:32 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the first day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Some memories of Dillon Gee On the second day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the third day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the fourth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: __________________________ Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee

Centerfield Dec 17 2015 03:41 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the first day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Some memories of Dillon Gee On the second day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the third day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the fourth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the fifth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: ___________________________ Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee

Benjamin Grimm Dec 17 2015 03:43 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the first day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Some memories of Dillon Gee On the second day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the third day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the fourth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the fifth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the sixth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me:

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 17 2015 04:00 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the sixth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the seventh day of Metsmas

batmagadanleadoff Dec 17 2015 04:54 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the seventhday of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the eighth day of Metsmas ....

A Boy Named Seo Dec 17 2015 05:15 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the eighth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Eight Bartolos jiggling Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee

d'Kong76 Dec 17 2015 06:08 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

*pause* for five I was thinking no series' ring but I wasn't here to go there. */pause* Please continue...

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 17 2015 07:42 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the 9th day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Nine Muffies bungling Eight Bartolos jiggling Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the 10th day of Metsmas

Centerfield Dec 17 2015 07:51 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

When I hear this song in my head, it's the Muppets with John Denver.

MFS62 Dec 17 2015 09:11 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the 10th day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: A ten foot shorter right field Nine Muffies bungling Eight Bartolos jiggling Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee On the eleventh day of Metsmas

bmfc1 Dec 17 2015 10:14 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the eleventh day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: An eleven game lead in September A ten foot shorter right field Nine Muffies bungling Eight Bartolos jiggling Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee. On the twelfth day of Metsmas...

A Boy Named Seo Dec 17 2015 10:26 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

On the twelfth day of Metsmas The Metsies sent to me: Twelve arm sleeves glowing An eleven game lead in September A ten foot shorter right field Nine Muffies bungling Eight Bartolos jiggling Seven pleas to please buy tickets Six Kirks a-hacking FIVE N-L FLAGS! Four front-line Aces Three wins 'gainst LA Two shortstop's broken ankles And some memories of Dillon Gee.

d'Kong76 Dec 18 2015 07:42 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

We filled that pretty fast (and can use some work on our syllable counts) but ¡bravo! and Merry Metsmas!

Mets Willets Point Dec 18 2015 09:59 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

I'm reminded of Metsmas carols of the past like "O Holy Shit, Timo Isn't Running!" I think that was JCL's contribution.

d'Kong76 Dec 18 2015 10:14 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

Oh Holy Shit Beltran got caught looking

Mets Willets Point Dec 18 2015 10:16 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

d'Kong76 wrote: Oh Holy Shit Beltran got caught looking It's open to endless reinterpretation.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 18 2015 10:17 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

someone needs to find that in the archives

Centerfield Dec 18 2015 10:32 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

O Holy Shit Why is Harvey pitching?

d'Kong76 Dec 18 2015 10:35 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

Bizzaro Metsmas: Oh Holy Shit The Wilpon's have been spending

Mets Willets Point Dec 18 2015 11:47 AM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

A positive one: "Oh Holy Shit! The Mets just swept the Cubbies."

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 18 2015 01:38 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

Sing along with the Jackson Heights 5! [youtube:1tl8qbyj]CRHgImjXkeA[/youtube:1tl8qbyj] Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here they come, here they come! Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here they come, here they come! Up here in Flushing where we play ball Out jumps good old Uncle Saul Brings cheer to your holiday festivals With his gigantic testicles Jeffrey has just one desire That Michael Cuddyer would retire Then he would be guaranteed He wouldn’t hafta pay his salary Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Up here in Flushing clack clack clack Down through the chimney with Saul’s big sack Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Up here in Flushing clack clack clack Down through the chimney with Saul’s big sack Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here they come, here they come! Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here comes Saul Katz’ balls Here they come, here they come! Freddy rebuilt Ebbets Field Now his bank account is sealed So get Bud Selig on the phone And beg him for another loan Sandy’s gets to make the calls Since he invented Moneyball He can’t depend on Freddy’s wealth So wish him fleece and good health Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Up here in Flushing clack clack clack Down through the chimney with Saul’s big sack Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Up here in Flushing clack clack clack Down through the chimney with Saul’s big sack Batter batter hitter batter Hitter batter hitter batter Batter batter hitter batter Hitter batter hitter batter On David, Duda, Jacob and Curtis On Noah, Harvey, Wilmer and Juerys To the top of the East, as we move in the wall Now hit away, pitch away, beat away all! Did you read Uncle Saul my list? “That you want to sign Cespedes?” Man, that wish was only a joke If he saw the price he’d have a stroke! “But you just want Denard Span and stuff” Yeah, but that's not even half enough What I want means more than fun “What's that?” – Huge walnuts for everyone! Up here in Flushing there’s lots of fans Waiting for that queer old man Stuffing his trousers with lots of swag And balls as big as Santa’s bag Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn’t go? Up here in Flushing clack clack clack Down through the chimney with Saul’s big sack

d'Kong76 Dec 18 2015 02:00 PM Re: The Twelve Days of Metsmas

That got my Metsmas feet a-shufflin'!