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Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2016

Edgy MD
Jan 15 2016 09:15 PM

High, I'm new Mets catcher Nevin Ashley. And this is my lookalike son. And this here is his mom and my wife.



What's that, you ask? Her name? Ashley.

Ashley Ashley.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 15 2016 09:22 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Who?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jan 15 2016 09:24 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ashley to Ashley
Rust to Rusty
We know Jackson Todd's a flunky

seawolf17
Jan 15 2016 09:43 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
What's that, you ask? Her name? Ashley.

Ashley Ashley.

NO. JUST NO. FFS.

seawolf17
Jan 15 2016 09:44 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Holy moley, you're right.

http://www.ashleyashleyphotography.com/

Edgy MD
Jan 15 2016 09:45 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yeah. If only Phil Nevin could have gotten involved somehow.

Frayed Knot
Jan 15 2016 09:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

This is like the niece of Prez GW Bush, Lauren, who married the son of Ralph Lauren.
That the accent tends to fall on the first syllable in the first name and on the second syllable in the (made-up by her father-in-law*) second name giving the two a slightly different pronunciation, doesn't change the fact that she became Lauren Lauren.



* Original name of pops was Ralph Lifshitz

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jan 15 2016 10:53 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
Yeah. If only Phil Nevin could have gotten involved somehow.


IT'S NOT TOO LATE

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Ashley to Ashley
Rust to Rusty
We know Jackson Todd's a flunky


[Giggles]

MFS62
Jan 16 2016 03:47 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Hey!
8 posts and I haven't seen a pole dancer yet.
False advertising yo.

Later

cooby classic
Jan 16 2016 03:17 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
High, I'm new Mets catcher Nevin Ashley. And this is my lookalike son. And this here is his mom and my wife.



What's that, you ask? Her name? Ashley.

Ashley Ashley.



A tan sweater. I love her already!

cooby classic
Jan 16 2016 03:17 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Love the title, btw!

Edgy MD
Feb 02 2016 03:56 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Zack Wheeler's rehab partner is named Dominique Rizzo.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 02 2016 04:28 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

There are worse things he could do.

Lefty Specialist
Feb 02 2016 12:47 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Go easy on that elbow, Dominique.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 02 2016 01:01 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Tough chick who can skin a chinchilla and still keep an expression like that.

Lefty Specialist
Feb 02 2016 01:51 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

You know, if Zack is just plain old Zack, the parts guy at AutoZone, I'm guessing he doesn't snag Dominique.

Or maybe I'm too cynical.

Centerfield
Feb 02 2016 02:42 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So you're putting her into the category of Pole Dancer over Schoolboy Sweetheart?

MFS62
Feb 02 2016 02:58 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

An entire thread with pole dancers in the title and we haven't heard from Fmann?
Somebody please check to make sure he's ok.

Later

Edgy MD
Feb 03 2016 03:07 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Taylor Cain (center) of the not-makeup-shy sibling act The Cains, and currently relationshipping with Stephen Matz.

[fimg=500:qwy6268z]http://thecainsofficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Cains-edited-2015-0002-2-1024x1024.jpg[/fimg:qwy6268z]

[youtube:qwy6268z]Hd98_s3rn_g[/youtube:qwy6268z]

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 03 2016 11:58 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

He's a weird guy, Matz.

I do hope he has the good sense not to marry into a hipster family act in the country music business.

Maybe if they rocked a few Blue Oyster Cult tunes or something.

Frayed Knot
Feb 03 2016 01:04 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So among the trio of Taylor, Madison, and Logan Cain, which one is the brother?
My guess is that, if you asked that question to a large enough sample size among those who didn't already have one of the choices eliminated (see above), the answers would turn out to be more or less even.

Edgy MD
Feb 03 2016 01:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
He's a weird guy, Matz.

I do hope he has the good sense not to marry into a hipster family act in the country music business.

Maybe if they rocked a few Blue Oyster Cult tunes or something.

I can't give you BOC, but I can give you some deeply earnest Fleewood Mac.

[youtube]PvJV9NSFHTk[/youtube]

cooby classic
Feb 03 2016 01:29 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Mom jeans. I love her

seawolf17
Feb 03 2016 02:58 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Taylor was with Steve when they were on campus a while back. She was really very nice, although I think she expected someone (anyone?) to know who she was, and nobody seemed to.

Lefty Specialist
Feb 03 2016 05:14 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Grandpa weighs in.

Edgy MD
Feb 03 2016 05:39 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Neil and Niki Walker.



Niki is not above doing the blonde-and-ducklipped thing.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 03 2016 07:17 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

cooby wrote:
Mom jeans. I love her


That makeup, though... I've seen subtler fireworks shows.

Edgy MD
Feb 03 2016 07:33 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yup. Caked on in the daylight.

Fman99
Feb 04 2016 01:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

MFS62 wrote:
An entire thread with pole dancers in the title and we haven't heard from Fmann?
Somebody please check to make sure he's ok.

Later


Oh, have no fear, my pole awareness is at its usual mid season level.

Fman99
Feb 05 2016 05:09 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
Neil and Niki Walker.

Niki is not above doing the blonde-and-ducklipped thing.



I like to imagine that every woman making that face is doing so after being prompted by the photographer to "make the face you make when your boyfriend sticks his finger in your butt and doesn't warn you first that it's about to happen."

Ashie62
Feb 08 2016 12:52 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So who is the mystery pole dancer?

Edgy MD
Feb 08 2016 03:15 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

With Jeff Walters off the roster for the last year, we haven't had much of an update on his lovely favorite date in his minor league years, Milani Beaudrealt. Well, they got married back in November, and last I heard, they seem to be doing... fine?

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 08 2016 11:42 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Those kinds of photo ops sometimes go horribly wrong. You won't see me posing with Milani Beaudrealt and a tiger any time soon!

MFS62
Feb 08 2016 01:53 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Those kinds of photo ops sometimes go horribly wrong. You won't see me posing with Milani Beaudrealt and a tiger any time soon!

Yes. You have to be like Steve Irwin to know how to be very careful with some species.
oh, wait!

Later

Frayed Knot
Feb 08 2016 01:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ashie62 wrote:
So who is the mystery pole dancer?


To be determined.
And there certainly will be at least one; these are athletes we're talking about after all.

cooby classic
Feb 08 2016 02:45 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That tiger has its claws out



Edit: maybe not

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 08 2016 03:16 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Congrats to the Walterses. No Mets in the wedding party.

Edgy MD
Feb 10 2016 12:39 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Doing WW research, some gossip site says Noah and Samantha Van Veen are no longer van dating, and a mystery woman (Hooter's waitress, if you must know) has entered the picture.

Might well explain her absence at this merry yuletide.



Anybody wanna go down the Google rabbit hole of Noah Syndergaard's romantic life, this thread needs you to be the hero.

Lefty Specialist
Feb 10 2016 01:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Well, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.......

Hey Cespy, You need a roommate? I'm really clean but don't cook very well. #mymancrushisback!!! #bestfriendsforever

— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) January 23, 2016

Ceetar
Feb 10 2016 01:58 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:


Anybody wanna go down the Google rabbit hole of Noah Syndergaard's romantic life, this thread needs you to be the hero.


[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Thor_(Marvel_Comics)_supporting_characters#Love_interests

Although Jane Foster is technically Thor now? So, uh, unravel that however you will.

MFS62
Feb 10 2016 02:00 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Lefty Specialist wrote:
Well, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That.......

Hey Cespy, You need a roommate? I'm really clean but don't cook very well. #mymancrushisback!!! #bestfriendsforever

— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) January 23, 2016

Daniel Murphy might tell you what's wrong with that.

Later

seawolf17
Feb 10 2016 02:34 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

MFS62 wrote:
Daniel Murphy might tell you what's wrong with that.

Later

DANIEL MURPHY IS DEAD TO US NOW.

Edgy MD
Feb 13 2016 04:53 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Here's who we've got so far, among the big 25, anyhow. We're doing much better with the pitchers than the batters.

Updates with the minor leaguers to follow.

Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Wife
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Erin Hunt
Verrett

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipAkeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tejada-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Lismar
Cabrera
Somebody
Had That
Baby

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Ruben
Tejada
=#d1b48e].
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon &
His Mom In
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mystery
Wife

Edgy MD
Feb 16 2016 09:53 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Can't tell you anything about Mrs. Church (if she does indeed exist), but Mrs. Satterwhite will be sattermissed.

TransactionSigned
Away By Los
Angeles (A)
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mallory-satterwhite.jpg[/fimg]
NameMallory
Satterwhite
DoBCody
Satterwhite's
Missus


We saw little of Cody, but we've previously seen Mallory announcing a roster addition:

[fimg=500]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B__ZEfDWoAEWstz.jpg:large[/fimg]

....and playing the bridal part at boots-'n'-denim wedding.

I always like a family who is humbled enough by Daddy's spring training invite that they willingly make his obscenely high roster number part of their brand.

Fman99
Feb 17 2016 04:00 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I say this with all due respect, but what utter creepiness this thread is. The depths, really. It's got the disconcerting power of a hundred cock jokes.

Edgy MD
Feb 17 2016 04:03 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Xorge Carillo does St. Valentine's Day right.

[fimg=500]http://www.albat.com/__export/1455498392905/sites/debate/img/el_dugout/2016/02/14/propuestac.jpg_62460025.jpg[/fimg]

(Her name is apparently Marcella Carillo, so I guess she will soon be Marcela Carillo Carillo. We could start a new thread for redundantly named wives of Mets reserve catchers.)

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2016 11:54 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Congrats to preggy Stacy

Lefty Specialist
Feb 17 2016 03:05 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

The 'Unattached' pictures are hilarious.

Boy, there's a lot of blonde hair in our starting rotation. And soon Paula Colon will be elbowed to the bullpen by another blonde.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Feb 17 2016 03:21 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

The 25-Wife roster is my favorite thing the CPF ever did I think

MFS62
Feb 17 2016 03:27 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
The 25-Wife roster is my favorite thing the CPF ever did I think

The CPF needs a page 6 sub-forum for threads on spouses, misses, near-misses, legal entanglements and celebrity stuff.

Later

themetfairy
Feb 17 2016 03:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Congrats to preggy Stacy



I can't wait to see the head of hair on that baby!

TransMonk
Feb 17 2016 04:27 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I'll take 4/8 in the pool on when this baby comes.

Frayed Knot
Feb 17 2016 05:59 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So with another baby due around opening day we can look forward to another round of discussion about whether or not it's disloyal for the player to leave the team for the birth.

Edgy MD
Feb 17 2016 06:06 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

It depends on the timing, but a starting pitcher who can be removed from the roster for three days is actually a benefit to the team, as they essentially take up space on their days between starts.

Don't tell Mike Francessa.

cooby classic
Feb 17 2016 07:00 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Frayed Knot wrote:
So with another baby due around opening day we can look forward to another round of discussion about whether or not it's disloyal for the player to leave the team for the birth.



Better then than playoffs time!

Frayed Knot
Feb 17 2016 08:28 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I just don't understand why they don't prohibit players from having sex in the off-season so as to keep from producing babies during the season.
Is there no discipline anymore? Workers' rights have gone too far!

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 17 2016 08:41 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That may be in the next CBA: unless using MLB-approved birth control methods, players can only have sex from February through June.

Frayed Knot
Feb 17 2016 08:50 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That actually sounds like something the NFL would do.
Coaches in football are forever ranting about wanting to rid their camps of "distractions", distractions in their minds being roughly defined as anything that prevents the players from playing football, practicing football, or working out and studying in preparation for practicing and playing football 24/7. And since each individual game is so much more critical to the season, the least the players can do is either not get their wives (or baby mommas) pregnant during a time that might cause an in-season birth or agree in advance in writing to have labor induced on a non-Sunday so as to not mess with the game schedule.

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 03:59 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Here's an update with the full roster and spring training invites included.

Some of these attachment may well have been passing or merely rumored. At least one strains credulity.

Projected 25-Wife Roster
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Erin Hunt
Verrett

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipAkeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tejada-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Lismar
Cabrera
Somebody
Had That
Baby

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Ruben
Tejada
=#d1b48e].
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin

Data Is
Unclear

Nicole
Smoker
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Hansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Smoker's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Lost and
Lonely?
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
Chelsea Jane
Bradley
RelationshipJeff
Walters'
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Brandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé


Also Invited to Wifey Camp
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-bradford.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Married
Only To
The Game?
Always Him
That Ends
Up Getting
Wet?

Loves
Only His
Country?


Jessica
Carlyle


Myss
Mys-tery
RelationshipDuane
Below
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Stolmy
Pimentel
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Chasen
Bradford
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Buddy
Carlyle's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Molly
Hopcraft

Waiting For
The One?

Ashley
Ashley

Marcela
Carillo
Mystery
Barbecue
Girl
RelationshipPaul
Sewald's
Beach Date
Zach
Thornton
=#d1b48e].
Nevin
Ashley's
Missus
Xorge
Carillo's
Fiancé
Raywilly
Gomez's
Date?
Position
Group
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
NameLonely-
Assed
Catcher?
Somebody
Von Whats-
herface?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Kelcey
Krauss

Sophia
Phalen
RelationshipJohnny
Monell
=#d1b48e].
Gavin
Cecchini's
HS Girlfriend
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Marc
Krauss'
Missus
Danny
Muno's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
NameAshton
Blanchette
Rivera

Swinging
Single?

No Known
Attachments
RelationshipT.J.
Rivera's
Wife
Dominic
Smith
=#d1b48e].
Travis
Taijeron
=#d1b48e].

dgwphotography
Feb 18 2016 04:03 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Mrs. Walters looks like she could be the new Mrs. Hoch's sister.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 18 2016 04:21 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That is... extensive.

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 04:33 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yes. Please use responsibly.

Or, as David Letterman used to say, this is for entertainment purposes only. No wagering.

TransMonk
Feb 18 2016 04:41 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 04:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

We still have a lot of incomplete information. Feel free to pursue:

[list]Projected Roster
Goeddel
Morris
Duda
Flores
Tejada
Cespedes
Conforto
de Aza
Granderson
Lagares

Also on 40-Man
Gsellman
Montero
Ynoa
Alvarez
Robles
Campbell
Herrera
Reynolds

Also in Camp
Below
Pimentel
Bradford
Henderson
Sewald
Thornton
Gomez
Monell
Cecchini
Kelly
Smith
Taijeron[/list:u]

Amazin' how in this day and age, a vet like Grandy Man can keep things in the closet. (The reports we have on him are just speculative stuff from a gossip site.) Younger guys are actually easier to dig up because, despite not having a decade in the spotlight, they are more open with their lives through social media.

Young Latinos are near impossible, because they spend the offseason out of the country doing their own thing, away from the American electronic media. Jerks.

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 18 2016 05:02 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

What kind of speculation has there been about Curtis Granderson? Is it about him and Katie North? Or about him and Sam Champion?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Feb 18 2016 05:07 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I heard a rumor he's into field hockey players.

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 05:09 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
What kind of speculation has there been about Curtis Granderson? Is it about him and Katie North? Or about him and Sam Champion?

He and Ms. North. I'm not ready to trust my source.

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 06:36 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Let us take a moment to bid farewell and recall our memories of Maegan Parnell.

Benjamin Grimm
Feb 18 2016 06:43 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

What's the dog's name?

Edgy MD
Feb 18 2016 06:50 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That may be a grown-up Abby, but I know they had a second they adopted.

[fimg=500]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.455387.1314605662!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/amd-parnell1-jpg.jpg[/fimg]

Ashie62
Feb 19 2016 01:39 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

deGrom's wife remiinds me of Jessica Simpson.

MFS62
Feb 19 2016 02:36 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
Yes. Please use responsibly.

Or, as David Letterman used to say, this is for entertainment purposes only. No wagering.

It is a true labor of love.
Great job.
Thanks.
Later

Edgy MD
Feb 20 2016 07:38 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Roster rounded out with coachwives.

YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Erin Hunt
Verrett

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipAkeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tejada-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Lismar
Cabrera
Somebody
Had That
Baby

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Ruben
Tejada
=#d1b48e].
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin

Data Is
Unclear

Nicole
Smoker
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Hansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Smoker's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Lost and
Lonely?
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
Chelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipJeff
Walters'
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Brandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé


Also Invited to Wifey Camp
Position
Group
Starting
Pitcher
Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-bradford.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Married
Only To
The Game?
Always Him
That Ends
Up Getting
Wet?

Loves
Only His
Country?


Jessica
Carlyle


Myss
Mys-tery
RelationshipDuane
Below
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Stolmy
Pimentel
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Chasen
Bradford
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Buddy
Carlyle's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Molly
Hopcraft

Waiting For
The One?

Ashley
Ashley

Marcela
Carillo
Mystery
Barbecue
Girl
RelationshipPaul
Sewald's
Beach Date
Zach
Thornton
=#d1b48e].
Nevin
Ashley's
Missus
Xorge
Carillo's
Fiancé
Raywilly
Gomez's
Date?
Position
Group
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
NameLonely-
Assed
Catcher?
Somebody
Von Whats-
herface?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Kelcey
Krauss

Sophia
Phalen
RelationshipJohnny
Monell
=#d1b48e].
Gavin
Cecchini's
HS Girlfriend
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Marc
Krauss'
Missus
Danny
Muno's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
NameAshton
Blanchette
Rivera

Swinging
Single?

No Known
Attachments
RelationshipT.J.
Rivera's
Wife
Dominic
Smith
=#d1b48e].
Travis
Taijeron
=#d1b48e].


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

Edgy MD
Mar 03 2016 02:28 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ruben Tejada's S.O. wasn't so difficult to find after all, and their baby is a cutie. I don't have confirmation yet that they're married, but the last name she is using is a strong indicator.

I like the name "Smarlyn." I have a friend named "Arlyn," so "Smarlyn" sounds like she just got dismissed. "You want to give this job to Arlyn? Arlyn Smarlyn! That's what I say!"

Only seven mysteries left on the projected 25-man. And Morris is probably just holding a place there until some vet like Henderson asserts himself. And even if he breaks camp with the team, he could be gone after two games when Robles gets activated.

Of course, Robles' status is unclear also.

TransactionFound
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg]
NameSmarlyn
Ochoa
de Tejada
DoBRuben
Tejada's
Missus?


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Erin Hunt
Verrett

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipAkeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Lismar
Cabrera
Smarlyn
Ochoa
de Tejada

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Ruben
Tejada's
Missus?
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin

Data Is
Unclear

Nicole
Smoker
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Hansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Smoker's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Lost and
Lonely?
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
Chelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipJeff
Walters'
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Brandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé


Also Invited to Wifey Camp
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-bradford.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Married
Only To
The Game?
Always Him
That Ends
Up Getting
Wet?

Loves
Only His
Country?


Jessica
Carlyle


Myss
Mys-tery
RelationshipDuane
Below
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Stolmy
Pimentel
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Chasen
Bradford
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Buddy
Carlyle's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Molly
Hopcraft

Waiting For
The One?

Ashley
Ashley

Marcela
Carillo
Mystery
Barbecue
Girl
RelationshipPaul
Sewald's
Beach Date
Zach
Thornton
=#d1b48e].
Nevin
Ashley's
Missus
Xorge
Carillo's
Fiancé
Raywilly
Gomez's
Date?
Position
Group
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
NameLonely-
Assed
Catcher?
Somebody
Von Whats-
herface?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Kelcey
Krauss

Sophia
Phalen
RelationshipJohnny
Monell
=#d1b48e].
Gavin
Cecchini's
HS Girlfriend
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Marc
Krauss'
Missus
Danny
Muno's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
NameAshton
Blanchette
Rivera

Swinging
Single?

No Known
Attachments
RelationshipT.J.
Rivera's
Wife
Dominic
Smith
=#d1b48e].
Travis
Taijeron
=#d1b48e].


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

TheOldMole
Mar 05 2016 05:51 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Are they giving deGrom a baby bonus to go along with his non-contract?

Edgy MD
Mar 09 2016 04:17 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

This photo takes us back to 2012, so if she's indeed a romantic interest, her current status is unknown.

TransactionPhoto
Phound
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg]
NameQuestion
Marque
RoleChasen
Bradford's
Mystery
Embracee


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Erin Hunt
Verrett

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipAkeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Lismar
Cabrera
Smarlyn
Ochoa
de Tejada

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Ruben
Tejada's
Missus?
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin

Data Is
Unclear

Nicole
Smoker
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Hansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Smoker's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Lost and
Lonely?
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
Chelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipJeff
Walters'
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Brandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé


Also Invited to Wifey Camp
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Married
Only To
The Game?
Always Him
That Ends
Up Getting
Wet?


Question
Marque


Jessica
Carlyle


Myss
Mys-tery
RelationshipDuane
Below
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Stolmy
Pimentel
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Chasen
Bradford's
Mystery
Embracee
=#d1b48e].
Buddy
Carlyle's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Molly
Hopcraft

Waiting For
The One?

Ashley
Ashley

Marcela
Carillo
Mystery
Barbecue
Girl
RelationshipPaul
Sewald's
Beach Date
Zach
Thornton
=#d1b48e].
Nevin
Ashley's
Missus
Xorge
Carillo's
Fiancé
Raywilly
Gomez's
Date?
Position
Group
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg]
NameLonely-
Assed
Catcher?
Somebody
Von Whats-
herface?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Kelcey
Krauss

Sophia
Phalen
RelationshipJohnny
Monell
=#d1b48e].
Gavin
Cecchini's
HS Girlfriend
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Marc
Krauss'
Missus
Danny
Muno's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
NameAshton
Blanchette
Rivera

Swinging
Single?

No Known
Attachments
RelationshipT.J.
Rivera's
Wife
Dominic
Smith
=#d1b48e].
Travis
Taijeron
=#d1b48e].


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

Edgy MD
Mar 13 2016 08:39 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Since our last update, I've learned good news and bad.

Good News: Paul Sewald and Molly Hopcraft are totally for reals. They just spent their second offseason of relationshipping. If I have her right, she's from Sacramento, but lives in Las Vegas now, but seems to still be matriculating in Arizona. She may or may not have a history of volleyball, tennis, and hip-hop dancing. If so, then Hopcraft is an appropriate name.

Bad News: Chasen Bradford is totally a playa. All the girls be sayin'. He stays up late at night trolling for them on social media, not letting them know he has a girl that he keeps on the down low. He's totally using his pro ballplayer status in search of one-night stands, but they're not as impressed by the 27-year-old minor leaguer status as he thinks they are.

Girls aren't above using him to get to his teammates though. It's a jungle out there, and Chasen be chasin'. If not for the women he's running with, show some respect for YOURSELF, Chase! (Get a new name while you're at it.)

Transaction
If She
Exists,
She's Been
Sent To
Minor
League
Wifey
Camp








Her, Too




Sent To
Minor
League
Wifey
Camp
Removed
From
Projected
Wifey
Roster And
Sent To
Minor
League
Wifey Camp




Sent To
Minor
League
Wifey
Camp
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/mets-chasen-bradford-2-copy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-hopcraft.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Question
Marque


Unattached?

Molly
Hopcraft
AffiliationRafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Chasen
Bradford's
Mystery
Embracee
=#d1b48e].
Akeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Paul
Sewald's
Girlfriend
Transaction



Added To
25-Wife
Projected
Roster




Sent To
Minor
League
Wifey Camp
Removed
From
Projected
Roster And
Slated To
Open Season
On Disabled
Wifey List





Added To
Projected
Roster




Sent To
Minor
League
Camp
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/gomez-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/gomez-alone.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters
Mystery
Barbecue
Girl

Lismar
Cabrera

Katie
Moses

So
Alone
AffiliationJeff
Walters'
Missus
Raywilly
Gomez's
Date?
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Gilbert
Gomez'
Current State?


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Unattached?

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Jeurys
Familia's
Girlfriend
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Erin Hunt
Verrett
Milani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Britney
Cobian
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki


Unattached
RelationshipLogan
Verrett's
Missus
Jeff
Walters'
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/smarlyn-ochoa-de-tejada.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?

Katie
Moses
Smarlyn
Ochoa
de Tejada

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Ruben
Tejada's
Missus?
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Michael
Conforto's
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin


Unattached?

Data Is
Unclear
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Akeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Hansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Nicole
Smoker

Lost and
Lonely?

Lismar
Cabrera
Searching For
Someone
Special
Chelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipJosh
Smoker's
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Brandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé


Also Invited to Wifey Camp
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-below.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonley-pimentel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/jessica-carlyle.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-thornton.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Married
Only To
The Game?
Always Him
That Ends
Up Getting
Wet?


Jessica
Carlyle


Myss
Mys-tery

Waiting For
The One?
RelationshipDuane
Below
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Stolmy
Pimentel
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Buddy
Carlyle's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Zach
Thornton
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashley-ashley.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcela-carillo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-monell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-cecchini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Ashley
Ashley

Marcela
Carillo
Lonely-
Assed
Catcher?
Somebody
Von Whats-
herface?
Married...
To Being
Funny!
RelationshipNevin
Ashley's
Missus
Xorge
Carillo's
Fiancé
Johnny
Monell
=#d1b48e].
Gavin
Cecchini's
HS Girlfriend
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kelcey-krauss.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/sophia-phalen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ashton-blanchette-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-smith.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/lonely-bernadina.gif[/fimg]
Name
Kelcey
Krauss

Sophia
Phalen
Ashton
Blanchette
Rivera

Swinging
Single?

Attachments
Unknown
RelationshipMarc
Krauss'
Missus
Danny
Muno's
Girlfriend
T.J.
Rivera's
Wife
Dominic
Smith
=#d1b48e].
Roger
Bernadina
=#d1b48e].
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-taijeron.jpg[/fimg]
Name
No Known
Attachments
RelationshipTravis
Taijeron
=#d1b48e].


Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

Ashie62
Mar 14 2016 01:59 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Not one male significant other? That's almost impossible.

Edgy MD
Mar 15 2016 03:13 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Metwife of the day is Paula Colón.

Ms. Colon famously celebrated the end of the 2014 season by joining her husband in becoming American citizens. Bart went out and got his 15th win the next day.



Why did they want to become Americans? It could be because they love their dentist!



Bart may have had a prior wife named Rosanna. But I think Rosanna is Paula's middle name, so I'm calling that source unreliable for the time being. It's all about Ms. Paula and her clutch handbag.

cooby classic
Mar 15 2016 05:47 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

No offense to Paula but she's working to hard sucking that belly in. Loosen up girl!

Lefty Specialist
Mar 15 2016 05:49 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ha! I was going to say the same thing about Bartolo.....

cooby classic
Mar 15 2016 05:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

:D

Edgy MD
Apr 03 2016 08:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Our WotD (by popular demand) is Kelcey Krauss, wife of Lucas Duda-insurance policy Marc Krauss. They have two happy daughters. Before joining the Mets family, Marc was coming up through the D-Back system with his buddy Paul Goldschmidt. When Goldie started smashing big league pitching, and Marc couldn't stick, he credited Kelsey with turning his diet around.

She's likely (and blessedly) from the schoolboy sweetheart end of the spectrum, as she graduated from the same high school as Marc (Patrick Henry HS in Hamler, OH — go, Patriots!). And she's an Ohio girl to the core, working as a medical facility administrator in Toledo. That sounds like it could make for a long offseason for this handsome family. Let's root for them.



[fimg=400]https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-8VMAEyWvCVQ/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAABc/QBZMj5qYIZA/photo.jpg[/fimg]

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcWLQZLIMAAEtHC.jpg:large[/fimg]

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrwWIWYIcAAeA5T.jpg[/fimg]

[fimg=400]https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-JZb0PiRwsB4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/2ri0BKqdU2s/photo.jpg[/fimg]

cooby classic
Apr 04 2016 02:53 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I like her!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 12 2016 07:26 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Congrats to preggy Stacy


Jaxon Anthony deGrom, 7 lbs, 12 oz, born 4/11

Edgy MD
Apr 12 2016 07:36 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Jaxon-with-an-X is also the name of long-time-NBA point guard Jason Williams' son:

[youtube:257y7m8b]Mtgr3OJuEf8[/youtube:257y7m8b]

cooby classic
Apr 12 2016 07:36 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Anthony is a great name!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 12 2016 07:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

When I think of Jaxon I think

themetfairy
Apr 12 2016 11:05 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So, when are you stalkers going to post a photo of deBaby!

Edgy MD
Apr 12 2016 11:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Not yet available, I would gather.

But the news of the day is enough to make the former Ms. Stacey Harris our Metwife of the Day!

[fimg=400]http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/stacey-harris-deGrom-8.jpg[/fimg]

Stacey has a similar nose to her husband and shares his vulnerability to camera-flash redeye.

[fimg=400]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/954649_10151592265874077_162434147_n-e1444347609128.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=712[/fimg] [fimg=400]http://playerwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Jacob-deGrom-Wife-Stacey-Harris-pic.jpg[/fimg]

Some call jake a sucker for woman in a headband. But he knows what his lady likes too, and that's why he proposed in a sweatshirt and a golf hat.

[fimg=400]https://1minutesportsblogsnyc.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/stacey-harris-degrom-2.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=400]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/bcmzevhiaaagumx.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&strip=all[/fimg]

Even as he ate her face, she kept the bling facing the camera. That's big league presence of mind right there. Stay with the play, Stacey.

[fimg=500]http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Jacob-DeGrom-wife-Stacey-Harris-DeGrom-engagement.jpg[/fimg]

Stacey clearly likes to go white and lacey, but for events in a barn, she knows the seventies halter dress is the move to make.



She may clean up nice, but she's no snobby society dame, having met Jacob at a bull-riding event. Being more white-picket-fence- than penthouse-oriented, she even incorporated the theme into their wedding.

[fimg=600]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/stacey_jacob-stacey_jacob-0043a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all[/fimg]

Get a hold of yourself, Jakey! Easy on the nibbling.

Never without a winning smile, she almost made the camouflage uniform look good.



That's just an almost, Stacey. Not quite.

But hey, that doesn't mean the Big Apple doesn't hold a special place in her heart. I mean, nothing says I New York like a visit to the world famous Battery during a snow storm while the wind is hitting you from like seven directions.

[fimg=550]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/11050158_10152750652499077_8882657991261426327_n.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=720[/fimg]

No glory hound she, Stacey is content with the right wing in this joyous assemblage of Metloves. That's the attitude, Stacey. Let the show come to you.



And your butt is your own bidness. Good for you.

[fimg=664]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/metswag.jpg?[/fimg]

Who's winning the hair event?

[fimg=218]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/stacey-hair.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=218]https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/hair_degrom_main1a.jpg?quality=90&strip=all[/fimg]

I guess the smart money is on her over the long haul, but it's pretty clear he leads in the early innings. And the grace with which she handles that? Well, you can only love her more for it.

Harvey may go for heroin chic Ford models, and Syndergaard prefers his women to be at least a little crazy, but for Jacob, and now for Jaxon, I think we can all agree the ship has come in.

[fimg=500]https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/mbz7-bje-2.jpeg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780&strip=all[/fimg]

cooby classic
Apr 12 2016 11:58 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Noah's family looks a little crazy period. I'd run, no matter how tame he looks



NICE DeGrom collage!

Edgy MD
Apr 27 2016 01:28 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Everybody welcome Mariel Peréz, the latest addition to our roster.

One may think marrying a high-flying star like René Rivera would be a big lifestyle change for a nice girl like Mariel, but Marielita is used to the big lights and the fast lane, being the daughter of Eddie 'La Bala' Pérez, founding member of the world famous salsa orchestra El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico. The New York Times calls them "the most popular Salsa group that has ever existed" and Wikipedia describes them as "Puerto Rico's most successful musical group," which comes as a big surprise to this Menudo fan.



Transaction
Transferred
From 15-Day
To 60-Day
Disabled
List


Added To
15-Day
Disabled
List
Added To
40-Wife
Roster And
Promoted
From Las
Vegas
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#008000]
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg]
NameDominique
Rizzo
Britney
Cobian
Mariel
Peréz
DoBZack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Wife of
René
Rivera


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/henderson-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas


Myss
Mys-tery

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
Girlfriend
Of Jeurys
Familia
Jim
Henderson's
Unnamed
Possibly Ex-
Girlfriend
Addison
Reed's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Data Is
Unclear

Erin Hunt
Verrett
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki

Mariel
Peréz

Lismar
Cabrera
RelationshipHansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Wife of
René
Rivera
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Has Options=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Lost and
Lonely?


Unattached


Unattached?

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipEric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Wilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Has Options=#00BF00]Walk
Year
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Of Michael
Conforto
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Opt-Out
Year
=#00BF00]
Has Options


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On 60-Day
Disabled
List
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin


Unattached?


Unattached?
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Akeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On Rehab
in St. Lucie
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Binghamton
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Nicole
Smoker
Milani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Britney
Cobian
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
RelationshipJosh
Smoker's
Missus
Jeff
Walters'
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On 15-Day
Disabled
List
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameChelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipBrandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend


Want to do something fun and clever with the place cards for your wedding? Sure you do! Well, do what René and Mariel did.

Edgy MD
Apr 28 2016 05:08 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

We have an ID on the former Myss Mystery, Jim Henderson's last-known s.o. Her name is — or was, as far as we've been able to establish — Erica Cottini. She share's Jim's Western Canada background, and relocated with him to Arizona so he could train year-round to pitch his way back to the bigs. And she's our... Metwife of the Week.

She has mixed feelings about Jim's Bobblehead:

[fimg=250]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtBaV9VCEAE-MWg.jpg[/fimg]

And we know the flame was still burning as recently as Valentine's Day 2014:

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgfF2sEIYAA-uSA.jpg[/fimg]

There seems to be a kiddo in the picture. I don't know how she fits in, but notice the matching sweaters.

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5ukoAbCAAAhq0e.jpg[/fimg]

And when she parties, she's all about the two-piece:

[fimg=300]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BOHHU6JCEAAjhLC.jpg:large[/fimg] [fimg=300]https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/680971037274554368/JB08dJ0y.jpg[/fimg]

She's also friended up with a lot of folks I associated with his peer group coming up in the Brewer system — folks with names like Lucroy and Marcum. They don't identify themselves as a couple on social media, but she's chatted with other folks named Henderson recently, so I hope it's all still going on. For one, they have a history of putting pineapple and stuff on pizza.

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXedlmsCcAAufDF.jpg[/fimg]

Erica, Jim, if you're still together, welcome to New York, and the best damn pizza you will ever taste.

TransactionNewly
Identified
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg]
NameErica
Cottini
DoBJim
Henderson's
Last-Known
Relationship


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas

Erica
Cottini

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Girlfriend
Of Jeurys
Familia
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Last-Known
Relationship
Addison
Reed's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Data Is
Unclear

Erin Hunt
Verrett
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki

Mariel
Peréz

Lismar
Cabrera
RelationshipHansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Wife of
René
Rivera
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Has Options=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Lost and
Lonely?


Unattached


Unattached?

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipEric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Wilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Has Options=#00BF00]Walk
Year
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg]
NameSon & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…

Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
RelationshipYoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Last-Known
Girlfriend
Of Michael
Conforto
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Opt-Out
Year
=#00BF00]
Has Options


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On 60-Day
Disabled
List
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?
Keeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin


Unattached?


Unattached?
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Dario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Akeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On Rehab
in St. Lucie
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Binghamton
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Nicole
Smoker
Milani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Britney
Cobian
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
RelationshipJosh
Smoker's
Missus
Jeff
Walters'
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On 15-Day
Disabled
List
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameChelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipBrandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

dinosaur jesus
Apr 28 2016 11:44 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Erica and the kid are wearing Hudson's Bay Company sweaters. Showing their Canadian pride.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 28 2016 11:58 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Quality slice of Wifey-Watching there.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 28 2016 12:11 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

This thread is so consistently creepy!

Edgy MD
Apr 28 2016 12:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I like the Carli-Ellen Edgin shot. It's like she's looking back at you looking at her. She knows what you're up to!

Edgy MD
Apr 28 2016 02:03 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
This thread is so consistently creepy!

We can't expect these wives to just go on watching themselves!

themetfairy
Apr 28 2016 02:09 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
This thread is so consistently creepy!


I tend to agree.

Edgy MD
Apr 28 2016 02:18 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I'm happy to drop it if that's the will of the room.

For what it's worth, I try to keep it honorable, using public-facing photos, and avoiding skin shots and anything drunk or embarrassing. I just try to look at it as the family being part of the story.

I realize that the WAG cultural movement is full of ogling, gold-digging, trophy-polishing, paparazzi chasing, objectifying and other more dehumanizing stuff. I realize too that the thread lives on a fine line (and one I'm sure I've crossed) but I don't want this to be that.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 28 2016 02:20 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I feel like WW deftly traverses the razor's edge, its about the most brilliant accomplishment we've ever made as a forum.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 28 2016 02:34 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I'm not suggesting it should be dropped. But stuff like this seems pretty stalkerish to me:

Edgy MD wrote:

And we know the flame was still burning as recently as Valentine's Day 2014:

[fimg=400]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgfF2sEIYAA-uSA.jpg[/fimg]


However, I think the finds-it-creepy faction is the minority opinion.

d'Kong76
Apr 28 2016 03:08 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

To me it's 50% creepy, 50% entertaining and 50% hilarious. I don't follow
closely but I'm sure we'd hear from someone if lines are crossed.

So long as we stay away from, "here's one I took of Gwen Gollywack on
Mad Ave on her way back from Victoria Secret" I think we're ok haha.

soupcan
Apr 28 2016 04:34 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I'm pro-WW.

Frayed Knot
Apr 28 2016 04:40 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Creepy in concept but not in execution.
at least not so far

Centerfield
Apr 28 2016 05:54 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Come on guys. This is definitely creepy.

If we were to invite Jim Henderson over, one of us would have to run home first and hide this thread.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 28 2016 06:13 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Centerfield wrote:
Come on guys. This is definitely creepy.

If we were to invite Jim Henderson over, one of us would have to run home first and hide this thread.


Nah. I'd ask him to look over WW and be sure it's up-to-date and accurate.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 28 2016 06:23 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Not entirely creepy......but I never browse this thread when my wife's around.

d'Kong76
Apr 28 2016 06:29 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Word on the tweet is the Mets are ok with Wifey Watch, but if there are
thoughts of starting Sister Watch there's going to be trouble.

d'Kong76
Apr 28 2016 06:31 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Lefty Specialist wrote:
Not entirely creepy......but I never browse this thread when my wife's around.

"Who's that???"
"Gwen Gollywack, AAA pitcher for the Mets' girlfriend. Hot, huh?"

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 28 2016 06:32 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

d'Kong76 wrote:
Word on the tweet is the Mets are ok with Wifey Watch, but if there are
thoughts of starting Sister Watch there's going to be trouble.


It's not Kid Watch, neither. It's Nancy Seaver for the digital age is all.

d'Kong76
Apr 28 2016 06:36 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

year.

Edgy MD
Apr 28 2016 07:03 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I would look a lot less creepy if I showed you what I didn't post.

But then I'd look a lot more creepy.

Fman99
Apr 29 2016 12:29 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
This thread is so consistently creepy!


I really am happy to have other people putting out a creepy CPF vibe, and doing so WAY less ironically than I do it. Keep those two piece pics coming broseph!

Frayed Knot
May 01 2016 06:41 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

#Met-wives-matter

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 02 2016 02:03 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
I would look a lot less creepy if I showed you what I didn't post.

But then I'd look a lot more creepy.


[Smiles brightly, with mouth only]

[Backs slowly toward exit]

Edgy MD
May 05 2016 02:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

My random number generator gave me a 36, which means Dave Racaniello. And as we know, Dave Racaniello is a mystery. The only romance we know about is his bromance with David Wright, having lived with Sugarpants until Molly came on the scene. He's literate, he's generous with sharing bullpen baseballs with kids, and he's committed great feats of strength, including the NYC Marathon multiple times, biking to spring training, climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, and breaking the Philly cheesesteak record.

It must be tough, being a Met-but-not-a-Met, wondering if any companion interested in you is truly interested in you for you, or merely looking to trade up to a "real" Met. Last I checked, he was a Stamford resident, which puts him in the swinging suburban orbit of fellow Italian-American quasi-Mets figures like Bobby Valentine and Lee Mazzilli, but a little bit too far from the bright lights of his old buddy Wright. And more to our point, too far from the newspapers that might otherwise like to report about bullpen catcher romance.

Next time you're in Stamford while the Mets are in town, swing by Pellicci's some night after a game and let us know who Dave might be dining with. For all we know, he's been married three times.

Lefty Specialist
May 05 2016 04:58 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

So, in other words, we should stalk him?

Edgy MD
May 05 2016 05:13 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Well, MFS62 should certainly.

Edgy MD
Jun 01 2016 12:38 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Catching up on a buncha recent transacties. A lot of lonely guys here. And then along came Loney.

TransactionClaimed On
Wifey
Waivers By
Atlanta
Transferred
To Las Vegas
On Rehab
Assignment

Designated
For Wifey
Assignment


Demoted to
Las Vegas


Placed On
Wifey DL
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-alvarez.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
NameKeeps It
All on The
Down-Low?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin
Milani
Beaudrealt
Walters

Lost and
Lonely?


Unattached
DoBDario
Alvarez
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Jeff
Walters'
Missus
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Transaction
Placed On —
And
Removed
— From DL
Added To
Roster And
Promoted
From Las
Vegas


Promoted
From Las
Vegas

Promoted
From — And
Demoted To
— Las Vegas
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/nadia-loney.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Nadia
Loney

Katie
Moses
DoBWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Wife of
James
Loney
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date


YOUR Projected 2016 New York Metwives
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/paula-colon.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/stacey-harris-degrom.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/devon-windsor.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/taylor-cain.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/ellen-kramer.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Paula
Colón
Stacey
Harris
deGrom

Devon
Windsor

Taylor
Cain

Ellen
Kramer
RelationshipBartolo
Colón's
Missus
Jacob
deGrom's
Missus
Matt
Harvey's
Girlfriend
Steven
Matz's
Girlfriend
Noah
Syndergaard's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/maribel-bastardo.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/whitney-simmons-blevins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/bianca-rivas.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/erica-cottini.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cady-reed.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Maribel
Bastardo
Whitney
Simmons
Blevins

Bianca
Rivas

Erica
Cottini

Cady
Reed
DoBAntonio
Bastardo's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Jerry
Blevins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Girlfriend
Of Jeurys
Familia
=#d1b48e].
Jim
Henderson's
Last-Known
Relationship
Addison
Reed's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-robles.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/erin-verrett.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/tayler-francel-plawecki-2.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/mariel-perez-rivera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lismar-cabrera.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Data Is
Unclear

Erin Hunt
Verrett
Tayler
Francel
Plawecki

Mariel
Peréz

Lismar
Cabrera
RelationshipHansel
Robles
=#d1b48e].
Logan
Verrett's
Missus
Kevin
Plawecki's
Missus
Wife of
René
Rivera
Asdrubal
Cabrera's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Has Options=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]
Has Options
Position
Group
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-flores.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-kelly.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/nadia-loney.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/niki-walker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/molly-beers-wright.jpg[/fimg]
Name

Unattached?
Married...
To Being
Funny!

Nadia
Loney

Niki
Walker
Molly
Beers
Wright
RelationshipWilmer
Flores
=#d1b48e].
Ty
Kelly
=#d1b48e].
Wife of
James
Loney
Neil
Walker's
Missus
David
Wright's
Missus
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]Walk
Year
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/heather-something.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/magda-de-aza-mystery.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-north.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mystery-lagares.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-cespedes.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Heather
Something

Magda
de Aza

Katie
North


Unknown
Son & His
Mom in
Cuba, but…
RelationshipLast-Known
Girlfriend
Of Michael
Conforto
Alejandro
de Aza's
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Curtis
Granderson's
Alleged
Girlfriend
Juan
Lagares'
Mysterywife
=#d1b48e].
Yoenis
Cespedes
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]
Has Options
=#00BF00]Opt-Out
Year


Also on 40-Wife Roster
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kayleigh-mcenamy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/mamas-boy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/amanda-vogel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-montero.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/dominique-rizzo.jpg[/fimg]
NameKayleigh
McEnamy
No Known
Attachments
Amanda
Vogel

Unattached?
Dominique
Rizzo
RelationshipSean
Gilmartin's
Girlfriend
Robert
Gsellman
=#d1b48e].
Seth
Lugo's
Girlfriend
Rafael
Montero
=#d1b48e].
Zack
Wheeler's
Girlfriend
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
=#FF0000]On 60-Day
Disabled
List
Position
Group
=#FF0000]Starting
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-ynoa.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cari-ellen-edgin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goeddel.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-morris.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/duda-lonely.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Dances With
Himself?

Cari-Ellen
Edgin


Unattached?


Unattached?


Unattached
RelationshipGabriel
Ynoa
=#d1b48e].
Josh
Edgin's
Missus
Erik
Goeddel
=#d1b48e].
Akeel
Morris
=#d1b48e].
Lucas
Duda
=#d1b48e].
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#FF0000]On Rehab
in Las Vegas
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Binghamton=#FF0000]On 15-Day
Disabled
List
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
=#008000]
Catcher
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
=#8000FF]
Infielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/nicole-smoker.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/britney-cobian.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-campbell.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-herrera.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/katie-moses1.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Nicole
Smoker

Britney
Cobian

Lost and
Lonely?
Searching For
Someone
Special

Katie
Moses
RelationshipJosh
Smoker's
Missus
Travis
d'Arnaud's
Girlfriend
Eric
Campbell
=#d1b48e].
Dilson
Herrera
=#d1b48e].
Matt
Reynolds'
Beach Date
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#FF0000]On 15-Day
Disabled
List
=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Las Vegas=#00BF00]Has Options
Position
Group
=#0000FF]
Outfielder
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/chelsea-jane-bradley-2.jpg[/fimg]
NameChelsea
Jane
Bradley
RelationshipBrandon
Nimmo's
Fiancé
Status
Notes
=#00BF00]Las Vegas


Designated for Wifey Assignment
Position
Group
=#FF8000]Relief
Pitcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/milani-beaudrault-walters.jpg[/fimg]
NameMilani
Beaudrealt
Walters
DoBJeff
Walters'
Missus


Wifing Braintrust
Position=#BF0000]
Manager
=#BF0000]Hitting
Coach
=#BF0000]Pitching
Coach
=#BF0000]First Base
Coach
=#BF0000]Third Base
Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/deborah-collins.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/marcey-long.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-warthen.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/lonely-goodwin.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/valerie-scheidt-teufel.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Deborah
Collins

Marcey
Long

Andrea
Warthen
Divorced,
Best As I
Can Tell
Valerie
Scheidt
Teufel
RelationshipTerry
Collins'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Kevin
Long's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dan
Warthen's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Tom
Goodwin
=#d1b48e].
=#d1b48e].
Tim
Teufel's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bench
Coach
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Coach
=#BF0000]Ass't Batting
Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
=#BF0000]Strength and
Cond. Coach
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kristin-scott-camera-shy.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/camera-shy-wanda-bones.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cindi-roessler.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/autumn-barwis.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angela-kleback-clark.jpg[/fimg]
Name
Kristin
Scott

Wanda
Bones

Cindi
Roessler

Autumn
Barwis
Angela
Kleback
Clarke
RelationshipDick
Scott's
Camera-Shy
Missus
Ricky
Bones'
Camera-Shy
Missus
Pat
Roessler's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Mike
Barwis'
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Dustin
Clarke's
Missus
=#d1b48e].
Position=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
=#BF0000]Bullpen
Catcher
[fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/kilimanjaro.jpg[/fimg][fimg=90]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/angelina-colella.jpg[/fimg]
NameMount
Kilimanjaro
Angelina
Colella
RelationshipDave
Racaniello's
One True
Love
Eric
Langill's
(Current?)
Girlfriend

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Jun 16 2016 05:05 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I heard gossip from a softball teammate (20-something woman in Manhattan) that Conforto is unattached at the present time. He likes to hang out with Syndergaard at Brother Jimmy's BBQ in Union Square.

Edgy MD
Jun 22 2016 12:31 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Mother of all Wifey Watch threads Nancy Seaver is irked, peeved, and chagrined at the lack of bronze in the family.

"I'm embarrassed for [the Mets]. I really am."


"They should have a statue for all those numbers they have retired on their wall -- Seaver, Gil Hodges, Mike Piazza."


Sounds like she was led in that direction, but the force of her words read as unambiguous.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jun 22 2016 12:51 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Might be a better topic for a separate thread!

I like statues at ballparks. I always take photos of them when I visit parks. I'd like for the Mets to have some.

That said, i don't think it's an embarrassment that the team doesn't have any.

I do think there's sort of an honors escalation type of thing going on.

Used to be that having a "day" for a retiring or retired player was a big enough deal.

Then it was a day and retiring a number.

Now it's a day, retiring a number and a statue -- to separate your super-greats from the rest of people with retired numbers, since there seems to be retired number inflation. And if you don't do these things, you aren't honoring your players enough.

Not sure what the next elevation will be -- holograms! -- but there will be one.

Edgy MD
Jun 22 2016 01:15 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yeah, I understand the frustration and the standing up for your man. I also understand the sense of missed opportunity with the new ballpark. But it's the sort of thing I'd rather be done right than be done forthwith. You make a mistake in this sort of thing, and it lasts for a long time.

Ceetar
Jun 22 2016 01:32 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:


Not sure what the next elevation will be -- holograms! -- but there will be one.


Once that happens I think it's all over. The Mets will literally sell tickets to a hologram-reenactment of '86 game 6 at Citi Field

seawolf17
Jun 22 2016 01:33 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Not sure what the next elevation will be -- holograms! -- but there will be one.

Ooh, like those ones in the airports. DO IT, METS.

Edgy MD
Jul 02 2016 03:50 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Welcome to the bigs, Amanda Vogle, prospective Mrs. Lugo, and a long way from Curoscant.

Edgy MD
Jul 26 2016 07:23 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Nicole Smoker, wife of rumored nu Met Josh Smoker, tells her story of the minor league grind.

cooby
Jul 26 2016 07:38 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Definitely not a pole dancer!

Edgy MD
Jul 26 2016 07:42 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

You look for pics of Nicole Smoker, you mostly get shots of Nicole Kidman sucking butts.









Frayed Knot
Jul 26 2016 07:59 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
You look for pics of Nicole Smoker, you mostly get shots of Nicole Kidman sucking butts.


FMan, there's a call for you on Line #1

Ceetar
Aug 01 2016 09:33 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Hannah (Eastham) Bruce. Married 12/1/2012 in Texas









Edgy MD
Aug 01 2016 10:29 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Hannah henna.

Welcome back, Leah Niese.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 11:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

1) It's good to be a baseball player.

2) Seems a little excessive to have 10 bridesmaids. Or, is that a thing these days?

3) Pre-wedding pajama party?

cooby
Aug 01 2016 11:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

That's a shitload of bridesmaids

Edgy MD
Aug 02 2016 12:31 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

And a only a double-sized mattress. That's a crowded slumber party going down.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 02 2016 12:33 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:
And a only a double-sized mattress. That's a crowded slumber party going down.



Or, it's really, really, really good to be Jay Bruce.

Frayed Knot
Aug 02 2016 12:38 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

cooby wrote:
That's a shitload of bridesmaids


Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 02 2016 01:43 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Frayed Knot wrote:
cooby wrote:
That's a shitload of bridesmaids


Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.



Bad ass!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 02 2016 06:22 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

The matching flowered robes are creeping me out a little. Gives the whole pajama party a culty, sister-wives kind of vibe.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 02 2016 10:43 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
The matching flowered robes are creeping me out a little. Gives the whole pajama party a culty, sister-wives kind of vibe.


That was exactly my reaction. Anyway, welcome abordick, Hannah.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 02 2016 12:44 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Frayed Knot wrote:
cooby wrote:
That's a shitload of bridesmaids


Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.


I laughed at this for a solid five minutes.

bmfc1
Aug 02 2016 01:43 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

We need Like buttons just for comments like those.

cooby
Aug 02 2016 01:48 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Frayed Knot wrote:
cooby wrote:
That's a shitload of bridesmaids


Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.



The old 'BOC' lol

Edgy MD
Aug 02 2016 08:51 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

The former Shelly Leake is Mrs. Justin Ruggiano.



Shelly describers herself at her Pinterest page as "a mom who loves to play, cook, run, and occasionally, dress up." She is also our first pilates instructor, I think.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 30 2016 03:56 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Trying to learn a little more about Seth Lugo's cute Girly, Amanda.



Judging from her social posts she's a bartender from Louisiana and got together with Seth about 2 years ago, at which point her social timeline went from posts about partying, electronic dance music, smoking weed and her cats to "I am supporting the dreams of the man I love."

bmfc1
Aug 31 2016 11:27 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

You capitalized "Girly" and I thought that was her name. Why wouldn't it be?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 31 2016 11:57 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Girly = an unmarried Wifey

Lefty Specialist
Aug 31 2016 12:15 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Trying to learn a little more about Seth Lugo's cute Girly, Amanda.



Judging from her social posts she's a bartender from Louisiana and got together with Seth about 2 years ago, at which point her social timeline went from posts about partying, electronic dance music, smoking weed and her cats to "I am supporting the dreams of the man I love."


What if the man she loves hates cats......?

Edgy MD
Aug 31 2016 12:31 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Or is professionally prohibited from using weed?

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 31 2016 01:41 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I think Seth & Amanda are made of stronger stuff than that. They luv each other.

Edgy MD
Aug 31 2016 01:50 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yeah, I follow Mandy online too. She's his best friend. Well, the double play is his best friend, and then Amanda.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 31 2016 01:57 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Anyone fluent in Morse code read Amanda's back?

Benjamin Grimm
Aug 31 2016 02:03 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I think it says, "I much fear there is trouble in the fuselage, Frederick."

Ceetar
Aug 31 2016 02:06 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

running it through a translator I got some errors in either transcription or hell, maybe it's wrong, but got enough to google for

"Starve the ego, feed the soul."

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 31 2016 02:17 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ceetar wrote:
running it through a translator I got some errors in either transcription or hell, maybe it's wrong, but got enough to google for

"Starve the ego, feed the soul."


Yes that's what her caption says. Good job.

Now her shoulder: Life is a ???
??? your ??? with pride

Warm your scones with pride?
Wear your shorts with pride?

Ceetar
Aug 31 2016 02:21 PM
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life is a battle wear your scars with pride

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 31 2016 02:40 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ceetar wrote:
life is a battle wear your scars with pride


LOLMillennials

Edgy MD
Aug 31 2016 03:15 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Pick a wanky slogan. Scar it into your body so you can EMBODY it.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 31 2016 03:18 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I just don't get tattoos.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 31 2016 03:31 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

On the spine? Man, that had to hurt.

I told my son to never do anything to yourself that you can't undo. Fifty years from now the kids will be laughing at Grandma's stupidity.

Ceetar
Aug 31 2016 03:34 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Lefty Specialist wrote:
On the spine? Man, that had to hurt.

I told my son to never do anything to yourself that you can't undo. Fifty years from now the kids will be laughing at Grandma's stupidity.


"Why didn't you get it on re-programmable nanobots so you could change the text?"

Frayed Knot
Aug 31 2016 03:37 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
I think it says, "I much fear there is trouble in the fuselage, Frederick."


Now I know what to get if I ever decide on a tat.

Fman99
Aug 31 2016 04:44 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Frayed Knot wrote:
cooby wrote:
That's a shitload of bridesmaids


Must have been a September wedding after rosters are expanded.


My roster expands every time I check out this thread.

Fman99
Aug 31 2016 04:46 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:

Warm your scones with pride?
Wear your shorts with pride?


If I ever get a tattoo it will say "warm your scones with pride."

themetfairy
Aug 31 2016 05:42 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I actually plan on getting a (very small) Mets logo tattoo the next time they win the World Series.

Yes - there WILL be a next time!

Edgy MD
Sep 29 2016 04:12 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Hey, look what Josh and Allyson Satin did:

[fimg=450:10pxsgvk]https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cted8D6VYAEZmyt.jpg:large[/fimg:10pxsgvk]

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 29 2016 04:51 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Let's hope she gets Alyson's eyebrows and Josh's versatility.

G-Fafif
Sep 29 2016 05:05 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 29 2016 05:06 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

We once had a whole thread devoted to Josh Satin's eyebrows

Sadly, the images posted by dinosaurjesus seem to be no longer available.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 30 2016 06:16 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Apparently Alicia Machado, who's getting plenty of attention since Monday's presidential debate, is a former girlfriend of former Met Bobby Abreu.

TransMonk
Sep 30 2016 06:32 PM
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(check out sex tape and past)

G-Fafif
Sep 30 2016 07:41 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

G-Fafif wrote:
Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.


Bump.

Benjamin Grimm
Sep 30 2016 07:45 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Oops! Guess I missed your post! Sorry for the redundancy.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 30 2016 07:52 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

G-Fafif wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.


Bump.


Every time you think you've seen the one event that perfectly crystallizes the absolute absurdity and how perfectly unfit he is, and what a crying shame so many people are rallying behind, this absolute dipshit of a man and joke of a candidate, along comes another.

He found a way to combine wild conspiracies, racism, sexism, xenophobia, unpleasant disposition and his utter stupidity into a single thing.

G-Fafif
Sep 30 2016 09:18 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
G-Fafif wrote:
Former Met Bobby Abreu's former fiancee Alicia Machado is in the news, you might have noticed. They had quite a run, apparently.


Bump.


Every time you think you've seen the one event that perfectly crystallizes the absolute absurdity and how perfectly unfit he is, and what a crying shame so many people are rallying behind, this absolute dipshit of a man and joke of a candidate, along comes another.

He found a way to combine wild conspiracies, racism, sexism, xenophobia, unpleasant disposition and his utter stupidity into a single thing.


But he did make it into the baseball thread that has the least to do with baseball, so there's that.

themetfairy
Nov 13 2016 03:44 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

I have it on good authority that Steven Matz is now engaged.

MFS62
Nov 13 2016 04:10 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

themetfairy wrote:
I have it on good authority that Steven Matz is now engaged.

In what?

BA DA Bing!

Later

Edgy MD
Nov 13 2016 04:45 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

This is the would-be country star?

Edgy MD
Nov 14 2016 06:09 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

José Reyes is back on thin ice, getting publicly shamed by his alleged mistress and mother of his alleged child.

Her music has a certain factor ... a butt factor.

[youtube]L6Gc7cfjHNs[/youtube]

Lefty Specialist
Nov 14 2016 07:08 PM
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Nov 14 2016 08:54 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Well, hey! At least he's not hitting her!

Best week ever, guys. BEST FUCKING WEEK EVER.

Ashie62
Nov 15 2016 02:55 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

themetfairy wrote:
I have it on good authority that Steven Matz is now engaged.


Country singer Taylor Cain. Congrats Steve!

[url]http://www.playerwives.com/teams/mlb/new-york-mets/

Edgy MD
Dec 08 2016 05:53 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Farmer Ted in the 'Things Ya Didn't Know' thread wrote:
Pete Rose was the matchmaker for Doug Flynn and his wife, Olga, a former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader. I didn't know that!


That's also good Wifey Watch material. I wonder if Pete was additionally responsible for booking the reception hall with the low-hanging dropped ceiling.

[fimg=450]https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2016/12/doug-and-olga-flynn.jpg[/fimg]

Lefty Specialist
Dec 08 2016 06:00 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Looks like Pete booked a trailer instead.

Centerfield
Dec 09 2016 05:39 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Soannie Torres. Wife of former Met Andres Torres loses her battle with cancer. 37 years old. Heartbreaking.

Edgy MD
Dec 09 2016 01:29 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Man, she was a veteran of this thread's predecessor. I think she went by her maiden name then (Mendoza?). They had kids too.

bmfc1
Dec 10 2016 07:55 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Paul Seward, still with the Mets organization, who combs his hair like he's an extra in Mad Men, got engaged:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN2PIGHjUPJ/

Ashie62
Dec 10 2016 11:35 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket
Dec 11 2016 12:55 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

bmfc1 wrote:
Paul Seward, still with the Mets organization, who combs his hair like he's an extra in Mad Men, got engaged:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BN2PIGHjUPJ/


Fantastic. Molly Hopcraft. What a name! Quite the insta feed!

I feel like this would be a terrific nups to crash.

Lefty Specialist
Dec 11 2016 01:55 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Ashie62 wrote:


So I've always wondered....is Mrs. Met played by a woman? I mean, I'm guessing she is, but you never see the person under the costume, so technically it could be anybody. It would just be interesting if there was some gender-bending under the big head with the ponytail.

Of course Mr. Met himself could be inhabited by a woman. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Man, how many days til pitchers and catchers?

Ashie62
Dec 11 2016 02:01 AM
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Spring training cannot come soon enough lol.

Edgy MD
Dec 11 2016 04:25 AM
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Mrs. Met is all woman.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 12 2016 06:23 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Indeed. If you've ever seen her up close at Citi or a function, you can certainly see the woman under the costume, so t'speak.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 12 2016 02:42 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Well, she was certainly woman enough to seduce Yoenis Cespedes into staying with the Mets.

Like most of us, he digs chicks with big white spherical heads.

cooby
Dec 12 2016 04:25 PM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Yeah, but all that stitching makes you wonder what all work she's had done

Lefty Specialist
Dec 12 2016 04:31 PM
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Looks like her hair is done by that famous stylist Sherwin Williams.

Edgy MD
Dec 21 2016 07:24 PM
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Yay for Ben Rowen, marrying his schoolboy sweetheart Megan.

Boo for Ben Rowen, doing a garter toss at his wedding.

[video]https://www.facebook.com/PartyOnTheEdge/videos/682981711725338/[/video]

Here's a good tale of Ben and Megan, living with the absurd salary suppression of minor league ballplayers.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 22 2016 04:59 AM
Re: Schoolboy Sweethearts and Pole Dancers: Wifey Watch of 2

Edgy MD wrote:

Boo for Ben Rowen, doing a garter toss at his wedding.


And it wasn't underhand, neither.