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Edgy MD Feb 10 2016 12:20 AM

Probably not the first offender of 2016, but Delmon Young is as good a place as any to open the season of ballplayers who behave lousy, after allegedly choking a valet in a drunken rage at the hotel where he resides. Details below. Apparently his hands and feet were seized at the scene. [fimg=500]https://html1-f.scribdassets.com/17dqumxmbk50vsbb/images/4-04513c56c1.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=500]https://html2-f.scribdassets.com/17dqumxmbk50vsbb/images/5-1880bc59e0.jpg[/fimg]

Centerfield Feb 10 2016 03:51 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Wait, so is this going to double as the 2016 Yankee thread? Or should we start a separate thread for MFY criminals only?

Nymr83 Feb 10 2016 05:08 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Best part of the Arrest Affidavit is the part that list Young's occupation as "unemployed" - lets hope he stays that way.

Edgy MD Feb 10 2016 07:10 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

You're not tempted to see him return to the Phillies? Young had previously been arrested in New York for spewing drunken anti-Semitism. So maybe his hateful drunken bigotry of choice changes depending on ethic makeup of the town he's in at the time. He also is a Crane Pool legend for triggering this golden post by LWFS, and for metirish's observation (further down the thread) that a Delmon Young acquisition tends to make things go pear-shaped in more ways than one, as his head is actually shaped like a pear.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 11 2016 02:49 AM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Spouting racial slurs and taking wild, ill-advised swings? OUR Delmon? I DON'T BELIEVE IT FOR A SECOND, YOU DECEITFUL A-RAB KUMQUAT Edgy MD wrote: You're not tempted to see him return to the Phillies? God, I couldn't want it more if I were Young and it was an insulin-iced butterscotch krimpet.

Fman99 Feb 11 2016 03:38 AM Re: Busted Ballplayers

So this is not about ballplayers with big juicy tits? You guys don't know what busted is all about.

MFS62 Feb 11 2016 04:44 AM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Fman99 wrote: So this is not about ballplayers with big juicy tits? You guys don't know what busted is all about. You're right! The biggest bust ever seen on a baseball field was Morgana. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW2UsUZ40tU Later

Centerfield Feb 11 2016 02:34 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

You know, the game needs to bring back busty women who rush the field and kiss ballplayers. I think they need that even more than they need bullpen cars.

TransMonk Feb 11 2016 04:22 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

MFS62 Feb 11 2016 11:21 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

This thread has now been pointed toward something that must be handled delicately. Later

Ashie62 Feb 12 2016 10:20 PM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Jenry Mejia banned for using Stanazol.

Edgy MD Feb 13 2016 03:04 AM Re: Busted Ballplayers

Well, banned, but not busted. Busted as in arrested is what this thread means to speak to.

Fman99 Feb 13 2016 04:06 AM Re: Busted Ballplayers

TransMonk wrote: Mrs. Lima, living life with a 2-0 count, perpetually. Which, as we know, is a hitters' count.