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soupcan
Feb 28 2006 11:42 AM

Screw this waiting crap.

The Police are in hot pursuit of the #8 band - Guns N' Roses and they have an A.P.B. out on a Slasher.


[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"Born In The 50's"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRDV/ref=pd_sim_m_2/102-7617029-0200155?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=5174]"Canary In A Coalmine"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"Can't Stand Losing You"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRDX/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/102-7617029-0200155?%5Fencoding=UTF8]"It's Alright For You"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRDX/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/102-7617029-0200155?%5Fencoding=UTF8]"Message In A Bottle"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"Next To You"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"Peanuts"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"Roxanne"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRBG/qid=1141137282/sr=1-8/ref=sr_1_8/102-7617029-0200155?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]"So Lonely"[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00008BRDW/ref=pd_sim_m_1/102-7617029-0200155?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=5174]"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"[/url]


Oh, yeah.

cooby
Feb 28 2006 11:44 AM

Message In a Bottle, nice

metirish
Feb 28 2006 11:46 AM

Cool match up....

soupcan
Feb 28 2006 04:32 PM

Bump to get Elsters attention.

metirish
Feb 28 2006 04:33 PM

Great, he'll make us wait two freaking months, maybe this should have went in the Knicks thread :)

Elster88
Feb 28 2006 04:35 PM

I take it back. I was actually playing by the rules and waiting my turn to challenge someone further up the ladder. Do I have to accept this challenge? What are the rules of precedence here?

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 28 2006 04:41 PM

You must accept the challenge. If The Police arrest you, they'll take your spot and knock you down one peg.

sharpie
Feb 28 2006 04:56 PM

That's why taking turns sucks. Taking turns should only apply to introducting new bands. You have to be able to challenge at any time (and must defend any legitimate challenge unless you're in the middle of a battle or you are going out of town) .

soupcan
Feb 28 2006 05:08 PM

Elster88 wrote:
I take it back. I was actually playing by the rules and waiting my turn to challenge someone further up the ladder. Do I have to accept this challenge? What are the rules of precedence here?


I think you have to defend or else you lose by forfeit.

It was my turn, I introduced a new band and challenged GNR.

Right before my turn I was challenged (Led Zep) and accepted.

What's the big deal? Throw up 10 songs.

Elster88
Feb 28 2006 05:08 PM

I can run it...I just hate to lose and then be stuck behind the Police and then be unable to challenge who I wanted to challenge.

soupcan
Feb 28 2006 05:11 PM

Rock on Garth.

Elster88
Feb 28 2006 05:12 PM

I need a little time to put the playlist together and gather links. Tomorrow morning at the latest.

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 28 2006 05:16 PM

Well I disagree that one should lose his ability to challenge up the ladder just because they lost a game. What's the point of that?

For one thing, the steps in front of them are changing all the time, and two, if some band is pissed about getting knocked down a peg, they know how to get back up.

sharpie
Feb 28 2006 05:19 PM

No rule that you can't re-challenge the band in front of you hoping for better matchups. Also, is GNR quaking at the thought of the Police? Seems not so GNR-like.

Rotblatt
Feb 28 2006 05:26 PM

]Well I disagree that one should lose his ability to challenge up the ladder just because they lost a game. What's the point of that?

For one thing, the steps in front of them are changing all the time, and two, if some band is pissed about getting knocked down a peg, they know how to get back up.


No, I think it makes sense. The idea is to create the correct order of bands, and if the Beatles bested the Jimmy Hendrix Experience, then the JHE can never be above the Beatles.

Now, the Beatles can still go on to unseat the Doors & the Stones, THEN the JHE can try to best them to move up the ladder, but their place behind the Beatles in the pantheon of rock bands is already fixed.

Eventually, we'll wind up with the "correct" order, even if during the sorting there are a few screwball bands slotted in the "wrong" spot.

A more efficient method would be that every new band has to challenge from the bottom up and that they don't stop until they're bested, but that would get boring.

soupcan
Feb 28 2006 05:28 PM

These are the bands in front of GnR...

The Rolling Stones
The Doors
The Beatles
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Queen
Led Zeppelin
U2

Elster who do you think they're gonna beat? I would say out of all of these bands maybe Queen but since we all seem gay for Queen that's prolly not gonna happen.

Accept your density McFly.

Elster88
Feb 28 2006 05:28 PM

sharpie wrote:
No rule that you can't re-challenge the band in front of you hoping for better matchups. Also, is GNR quaking at the thought of the Police? Seems not so GNR-like.


No quaking here. Just using common sense. Challenge accepted.

Elster88
Feb 28 2006 05:30 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 28 2006 05:37 PM

="soupcan"]These are the bands in front of GnR...

The Rolling Stones
The Doors
The Beatles
The Jimi Hendrix Experience
Queen
Led Zeppelin
U2

Elster who do you think they're gonna beat? I would say out of all of these bands maybe Queen but since we all seem gay for Queen that's prolly not gonna happen.

Accept your density McFly.


GNR is the best band of all time, even if no one else on this board realizes it. ;-)

As for who I thought I was going to beat, there were two bands in your list that I thought even THIS board would realize were not as good as GNR.

Please accept my tongue-in-cheek ribbing in the manner it is intended.


Edit: And relax already. As I said 4 posts above the one I'm quoting, I need a half day to put everything together. Where's the fire?

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 28 2006 05:36 PM

]if the Beatles bested the Jimmy Hendrix Experience, then the JHE can never be above the Beatles.


Hmmm... I disagree with that, not that I think it's likely...

There's prolly can be a contest where Edgy f's up his Beatles song collection so badly he'd lose to the Police. Now, he's gotta be given the chance to fight his his way back.

And if Jimi wants another crack at the team who beat em, why not give it? They'll learn sooner or later.

sharpie
Feb 28 2006 05:39 PM

As I said earlier, if Jimi wanted to re-challenge the Beatles he can. What they can't do is hop over a rung on the ladder and directly challenge the Stones or the Doors (or the power Police list vs. an Edgy list chock full of Ringo songs).

cooby
Feb 28 2006 05:39 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Feb 28 2006 10:25 PM

Cripes, if Jimi lost to that crappy Beatles list*, he couldn't do any better with a different Beatles list.

Besides, Jimi's resting, cooby's got another band warming up


*certainly nothing personal against Edgy

Rotblatt
Feb 28 2006 05:42 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
There's prolly can be a contest where Edgy f's up his Beatles song collection so badly he'd lose to the Police. Now, he's gotta be given the chance to fight his his way back.

And if Jimi wants another crack at the team who beat em, why not give it? They'll learn sooner or later.


Well, that does make sense . . .

But that would STILL mean that in the scenario above, The JHE would have to win a rematch with the Beatles before taking on the Stones, right?

That makes the most sense to me. Otherwise, what's the point of having a ladder?

Johnny Dickshot
Feb 28 2006 06:48 PM

It's a fluid ladder, but it penalizes foolish climbs. Common sense will eventually rule the day.

cooby
Feb 28 2006 08:55 PM

Slash and Sting, ouch.

Gotta work this in one more time then I promise to retire it.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 09:08 AM

I was only able to find snippets of the song rather than the song itself. This probably won't help someone who has never heard the song before.

[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQF/104-1977186-4009511?v=glance&n=5174]1) Sweet Child O' Mine [/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OSE/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/104-1977186-4009511?%5Fencoding=UTF8]2) November Rain [/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQF/104-1977186-4009511?v=glance&n=5174]3) Paradise City [/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQF/104-1977186-4009511?v=glance&n=5174]4) Welcome to the Jungle [/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OSG/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/104-1977186-4009511?%5Fencoding=UTF8]5) You Could Be Mine[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OSE/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/104-1977186-4009511?%5Fencoding=UTF8]6) Don't Cry (original lyrics)[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQF/104-1977186-4009511?v=glance&n=5174]7) Mr. Brownstone [/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OSG/ref=pd_bxgy_text_b/104-1977186-4009511?%5Fencoding=UTF8]8) Estranged[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQF/104-1977186-4009511?v=glance&n=5174]9) Rocket Queen[/url]
[url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000000OQY/qid=1141221967/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/104-1977186-4009511?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]10) Patience[/url]

soupcan
Mar 01 2006 11:41 AM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's -THE POLICE
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine -THE POLICE
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You -GNR
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You -GNR
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle -THE POLICE
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You -THE POLICE
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts -THE POLICE
Estranged -v- Roxanne -THE POLICE
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely -THE POLICE
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic -GNR

Cheese it fellas, its the cops 7-3

Closer than I thought it would be, I considerd voting for November Rain, You Could Be Mine and Don't Cry but ultimately I really dig the pre-pompus Sting (if there ever really was one)

I think The Police were a pretty significant band. They brought reggae and ska to an audience that didn't know they liked it and made a generation of Who fans take note of groups like The English Beat..

Plus they rocked.

metirish
Mar 01 2006 11:48 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 01 2006 11:57 AM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's -Guns & Roses

November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine -Guns & Roses

Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You -Guns & Roses

Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You -Guns & Roses

You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle -The Police

Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You -Guns & Roses

Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts -Guns & Roses

Estranged -v- Roxanne -The Police

Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely -The Police

Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic -Guns & Roses

Guns win 7 to 3

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 11:52 AM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's -Guns & Roses

November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine -Tie

Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You -Police

Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You -Guns & Roses

You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle -Police

Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You -Police

Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts -Guns & Roses

Estranged -v- Roxanne -Police

Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely -Police

Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - Police


Police 6.5
GNR 3.5

seawolf17
Mar 01 2006 11:53 AM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - GNR
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - GNR
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - GNR
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You - GNR
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - GNR
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - GNR
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - GNR
Estranged -v- Roxanne - POLICE
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - GNR
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - GNR

I threw the Police one bone. Not that I don't like Estranged; Roxanne is just such a classic. Sting might be the most overrated guy in the history of rock.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 12:10 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - GNR
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - GNR
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - GNR
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You - GNR
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - GNR
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - GNR
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - GNR
Estranged -v- Roxanne - POLICE
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - GNR
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - GNR

I have the same 9-1 count as seawolf, for the same reasons. Roxanne is also a great song for a drinking game.

I actually like more of Sting's stuff after he went solo. None of his solo songs are in this list, are they? I keep forgetting the rules of this competition.

soupcan
Mar 01 2006 12:14 PM

No, no Sting solo stuff. As if.

I'm stunned that 'Born In The 50's' and 'Peanuts' are getting no respect.

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 12:29 PM

Well, Born in the '50's did get a tough matchup.

Lundy
Mar 01 2006 12:31 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - Guns
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - Police
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - Guns
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You - Guns
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - Police
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - Police
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - Guns
Estranged -v- Roxanne - Police
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - Police
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - Police

FINAL: Police 6, Guns 4

Johnny Dickshot
Mar 01 2006 12:34 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's
-- Sting wouldn’t be caught dead pretending to be born in the 50s any more. Never thought this was a strong while “Sweet Child” obviously is.

November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine
--How on Earth did ‘Canary’ fly by the furious duo ‘Driven to Tears’ and/or ‘When the World is Running Down…’ off ZM? Stewart Copeland should poke you in the eye with his stick, this is another win for Guns.

Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You
--Police on the board with a funky bassline from sing and as usual, tight drumming.

Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You
-- ‘Alright for you’ is so much like ‘Next to You’ it prolly don’t belong, and there’s 4 or 5 better songs of RdB (their best album IMO). Not to worry, since most would be challenged against GnR’s classic.

You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle
--Good matchup, edge to The Police and their atmospheric near-hit

Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You
-- The Pigs were a lot more fun when they were kind of ragged and punky. Edge to the Police

Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts
--Guns. ‘Peanuts’ is just OK for the Police; ‘Brownstone’ is good for GnR

Estranged -v- Roxanne
--Well duh. There was a time when I didn’t really like Roxanne. I thought it was stupid. But it aged well for a song you’ve heard a billion times.


Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely
-- Edgy wrote a parody on the old CPF once called ‘So Toneless’ which I guess was a tribute to Stink’s annoying vocal tendencencies. Still, I give this one to the Police in an underwhelming entry from both guys.

Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
-- I like both songs. Tie.

Police 5.5, Guns 4.5

While I’m glad you drew mainly from the Holy Trinity of Police albums (Outlandos, Regatta and Zenyatta) your top 10 ain’t my top 10 till it includes ‘Does Everyone Stare’ ‘Driven to Tears’ ‘Walking on the Moon’ and from the future, ‘Synch II’

soupcan
Mar 01 2006 01:00 PM

We disagree on the best Police album. I could've just thrown all 10 songs frome Outlandos d'Amour up there and been pretty happy.

We do agree that the first three records were unquestionably their best

"Walking on The Moon", "Driven To Tears" and "When The World is Running Down..." didn't make the cut b/c I felt that to go against GnR I had to put some rockers in there when not relying on the popular hits.

Anything from Synchronicity had a tough time making my list. I just do not dig that album. 'Tea In The Sahara' is good but against Guns I didn't think it would do well.

Rotblatt
Mar 01 2006 01:31 PM

I figured this would be a Police blowout, but to my surprise . . .

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - GnR
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - GnR
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - Good matchup. Police.
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You - GnR
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - Po-Po
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - Po-Po
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - GnR.
Estranged -v- Roxanne - Po-Po.
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - Po-Po. Just a great song.
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - Another good matchup, but this is just a Police classic.

Police still take it, but surprisingly close--6-4.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 01:33 PM

Just as in the first matchup, GNR getting beaten in the latter half of the list.

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 01:38 PM

But winning overall by 8 thanks to two 9-1 votes.

Willets Point
Mar 01 2006 01:56 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - Guns
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - Police
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - Police
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You Guns
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - Police
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - Police
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - Police
Estranged -v- Roxanne - Police
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - Police
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - Police

Guns n' Roses 2:8 Police

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 02:11 PM

And now it becomes a 2-vote barnburner.

cooby
Mar 01 2006 02:26 PM

Elster88 wrote:

Roxanne is also a great song for a drinking game.




Put on the red light (gulp)
Put on the red light (gulp)
Put on the red light (gulp)

Something like that?

soupcan
Mar 01 2006 02:34 PM

Put down the bottle and vote you alkie!

cooby
Mar 01 2006 02:37 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 01 2006 02:47 PM

Put on the red light (gulp) (hic)
Put on the red light (gulp) (hic)
Put on the red light (gulp) (hic)


I don't think Elster would be very happy with me if I voted; it would be 10-0 Police because I don't know any of the GnR songs

Rotblatt
Mar 01 2006 02:47 PM

Actually, you divide the room into two groups. One group drinks whenever Sting says "Roxanne" and the other whenever he says "Put on the Red Light."

Whichever team has more members left standing at the end wins.

It's an extraordinarily effective way of getting intoxicated.

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 03:10 PM

The "Roxanne" group would be drunker than the "put on the red light" group.

soupcan
Mar 01 2006 03:24 PM

Depends if you're doing the Eddie Murphy '48 HRS.' version or not

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 03:36 PM

sharpie wrote:
The "Roxanne" group would be drunker than the "put on the red light" group.


Nope. Even.

Rotblatt
Mar 01 2006 03:49 PM

Elster88 wrote:
="sharpie"]The "Roxanne" group would be drunker than the "put on the red light" group.


Nope. Even.


I wish there were some equitable, yet entertaining way of settling this debate--a contest of some kind, perphaps involving some sort of quaffable treats.

Nothing comes to mind, though.

Ah, well.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 04:02 PM

BTW, the common rules I use are ladies drink at "Roxanne" and the guys at the "Red Lights" line.

Johnny Dickshot
Mar 01 2006 04:03 PM

Looks like 19 drinks per side in a 3-minute song. The 'Red Light' group is behind until Stink throws in that extra 'red light' going into the second chorus:



Roxanne1, you don’t have to put on the red light1
Those days are over
You don’t have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne 2, you don’t have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right

Roxanne3, you don’t have to put on the red light2
Roxanne4, you don’t have to put on the red light3
(Roxanne 5) Put on the red light4, (Roxanne6) put on the red light5
(Roxanne7) Put on the red light6, (Roxanne8) put on the red light7
(Roxanne9) Put on the red light8, oh

I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn’t talk down to ya
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won’t share you with another boy
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won’t tell you again it’s a bad way

Roxanne 10, you don’t have to put on the red light9
Roxanne 11, you don’t have to put on the red light10
You don't have to put on the red light!11
(Roxanne 12) Put on the red light12, (Roxanne13) put on the red light13
(Roxanne14) Put on the red light14, (Roxanne15) put on the red light15
(Roxanne16) Put on the red light16, (Roxanne17) You don't have to put on the red light17
(Roxanne18) Put on the red light18, (Roxanne19) put on the red light19... fade to drunk...

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 04:08 PM

Well the Roxanne side gets drunk first.

Both sides get to rest during the third verse.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 04:11 PM

cooby wrote:
I don't think Elster would be very happy with me if I voted; it would be 10-0 Police because I don't know any of the GnR songs


Nothing to do with my happiness, I was under the impression that you shouldn't vote if you don't know all the songs.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 04:14 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote:
Looks like 19 drinks per side in a 3-minute song.


Yup. Even.

Frayed Knot
Mar 01 2006 04:33 PM

Anything that leads to drinking when a Police song (particularly an early one) repeats a line is destined to lead to massive intoxication.
Even when the title is a mouthful like 'When the World is Running Down, You Get the Best of What's Still Around', they still managed to repeat the title line about 400 times within a 3 minute span.

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 04:44 PM

]I don't think Elster would be very happy with me if I voted; it would be 10-0 Police because I don't know any of the GnR songs



Cooby could do what Soupcan is doing with Velvet Underground and study up or she can do what I do and rely on snippets (which makes it, that little bit sounds pretty good and I (like/don't like) the other band's song so I'll vote (for/against) it. If, however, I don't know anything at all by either band I would abstain.

Frayed Knot
Mar 01 2006 04:48 PM

Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - GnR
Sweet Child is my fave of theirs

November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine - GnR

Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You - Police

Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You - GnR

You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle - Police

Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - Draw

Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - Draw

Estranged -v- Roxanne - Police

Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - Police

Patience -v- Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - GnR
ELTSDiM is one of those Police songs where the "repetitivness" annoys me

Final: 4 - 4 - 2 draw
2nd one in a row for me that's fallen that way. Not trying to straddle any fences here.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 04:48 PM

I really like the word quaffable.

cooby
Mar 01 2006 04:56 PM

Actually I was going to ask my son last night if he has a Guns and Roses CD I could borrow, and if so I can listen to it. I can't believe I don't know any of them, maybe I do and just don't know the name, that happens a lot.

Gotta warn you though, I'm a Police fan.

I'll check with him tonight.

How long is this precinct open?

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 04:59 PM

I think Edgy made these 48-hour contests.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 05:11 PM

cooby wrote:
Actually I was going to ask my son last night if he has a Guns and Roses CD I could borrow


Appetite for Destruction has Jungle, Sweet Child, Paradise, Brownstowne, and Rocket Queen

Use Your Illusion 1 has November and Don't Cry

UYI2 has Estranged and You Could Be Mine

Lies has Patience

cooby
Mar 01 2006 05:20 PM

Unfortunately, he doesn't have any.

I'm sorry Elster, I really wouldn't feel right voting without knowing the songs.


But, that's good for you, when you think about it.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 05:23 PM

Not for me. For GNR. I'm just the sponsor.

I'd much rather you learned the songs and voted against them then just abstaining. My mission is to bring great rock and roll to the world.

Johnny Dickshot
Mar 01 2006 05:25 PM

Great attitude. The miracle of this contest so far is that it got Soupy to buy a VU record, made me download about 5 Tom Petty songs I'd forgotten how much I liked and tried -- not successfully as yet -- to get me to reconsider my hate for the Cure.

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 05:29 PM

Both with GNR and the Cure, two bands I never listened to when they were around, I was surprised by hearing the snippets how many of their songs I did know and in some instances the snippets made me want to hear the whole thing 'cause the 20 seconds kicked ass -- which is the point of those snippets I s'pose.

cooby
Mar 01 2006 05:30 PM

Elster, I would gladly do that, but the little snippets on Amazon aren't enough for me to recognize any of them

I could always vote 5-5 :)

I'm running into the same problem with one of the Santana songs I'm going to use, the Amazon sample is just the beginning 30 seconds, and it just doesn't do the song justice. I wish they were a little more selective in which 30 seconds they use.

Maybe someone can get me a Guns and Roses CD for my birthday, I've always kinda had a thing for Slash...

sharpie
Mar 01 2006 05:40 PM

I would think that most people here have a working knowledge of the more popular Santana songs or albums. If you're talking about Santana albums of the '80's or '90's, however, you might run into trouble.

Elster88
Mar 01 2006 05:42 PM

cooby wrote:
Maybe someone can get me a Guns and Roses CD for my birthday, I've always kinda had a thing for Slash...


2.00 for 2 songs on iTunes. I recommend Sweet Child O' Mine and November Rain as a starter kit. Those are my top 2.

Or buy their most recent Greatest Hits CD, which was purely a money-making campaign, but does have most of the more popular songs.

One of your kids must have a buddy who can loan (or burn) a copy of some stuff too.

cooby
Mar 01 2006 11:14 PM

sharpie wrote:
I would think that most people here have a working knowledge of the more popular Santana songs or albums. If you're talking about Santana albums of the '80's or '90's, however, you might run into trouble.



No I don't really consider that real Santana


]One of your kids must have a buddy who can loan (or burn) a copy of some stuff too.



That's a thought, I don't think we have a CD burner right now but my daughter does. The last CD I asked her to make me was Charlie Brown's Holiday Hits, I'm sure she'd wonder about me if I asked for Guns N Roses...

I'll do it!

sharpie
Mar 02 2006 09:08 AM

I'd like to hear Guns 'N Roses playing "Charlie Brown's Holiday Hits."

seawolf17
Mar 02 2006 09:38 AM

On the first album from the Bloodhound Gang, they do a funny commercial parody for a CD featuring Axl Rose singing "all your favorite sitcom theme song hits" (or something along those lines). It's called "Shitty Record Offer." You can hear part of it [url=http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000002B79/qid=1141309962/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/102-3989929-8002544?s=music&v=glance&n=5174]here[/url].

soupcan
Mar 02 2006 10:11 AM

Cooby - your son can't just burn cds off his computer?

cooby
Mar 02 2006 10:19 AM

I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to decide which kid would be less amazed at that request.

But that's true he could do that.

soupcan
Mar 02 2006 10:34 AM

Are you kidding?

If my mom asked me to burn her a Guns N' Roses cd she'd jump up 9,000 spaces on the cool mom meter.

Of course I'd have to be hospitalized for shock because my mom is a 67 year-old grandmother who has pretty much professed her distaste for Rock and Roll music my entire life.

cooby
Mar 02 2006 10:42 AM

I know! I'll ask my mom to ask him for a Guns N Roses CD....



Okay here's the plan. I'll ask one of the kids to burn me a Guns N Roses greatest hits. I'll listen to it in time to vote in Elster's next ladder.

Centerfield
Mar 02 2006 02:19 PM

weet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's - GNR
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine -GNR
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You -GNR
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You -GNR
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle -THE POLICE
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You -THE POLICE
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts -THE POLICE
Estranged -v- Roxanne -GNR
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely -GNR
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic -GNR

GNR - 7, Police - 3

soupcan
Mar 02 2006 03:56 PM

This challenge is a travesty if Guns N' friggin' Roses beats out The Police.

I'm just sayin'.

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 03:59 PM

Please.

Sting is pop, not rock and roll.

Every aspect of GNR is better.

cooby
Mar 02 2006 03:59 PM

I agree with soupcan, and I could swing soooooo many votes Police's way if I weren't such and honest person...

soupcan
Mar 02 2006 04:00 PM

I'm talking about 'The Police', not 'Sting'.

BIG difference.

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 04:33 PM

Edit: You know what. I don't want to get into this. Music is too subjective.

cooby
Mar 02 2006 04:34 PM

Well ya gotta agree with that

cooby
Mar 02 2006 04:35 PM

Elster! I just agreed with you and you deleted it!

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 04:36 PM

soupcan wrote:
This challenge is a travesty if Guns N' friggin' Roses beats out The Police.

I'm just sayin'.


You said yourself that you almost went 6-4 in favor of GNR. Now it's a travesty if GNR wins?

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 04:37 PM

cooby wrote:
Elster! I just agreed with you and you deleted it!


Sorry coobster. I don't want to get into a mindless argument about music.

Especially since GNR is obviously way better. ;-)

Which part were you agreeing with? Front man's first wife?

cooby
Mar 02 2006 04:38 PM
Edited 3 time(s), most recently on Mar 03 2006 07:47 AM

Yeah, even I agree she is a cutie

soupcan
Mar 02 2006 05:07 PM

You should take the majority of the things I post here in the manner in which I give them. Namely tongue-in-cheek. This being an internet forum however I understand that tone is very hard t convey and recognize.

I missed Elster's original post - but I of course agree that music is subjective.

And yes I gave 4 votes to GNR and considered giving them more. So I guess that in this format where we're simply having ten random songs go up against ten random songs it should not be farcical that GNR could get more votes than The Police.

My point is that in the grand scheme of 'Greatest R&R Bands of All Time' it is my personal opinion that The Police produced a way more significant body of work than GNR who, prior this contest. I considered little more than a flash in the pan band.

That's all.

Can you feel the love?

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 05:11 PM

="soupcan"]You should take the majority of the things I post here in the manner in which I give them. Namely tongue-in-cheek. This being an internet forum however I understand that tone is very hard t convey and recognize.

I missed Elster's original post - but I of course agree that music is subjective.

And yes I gave 4 votes to GNR and considered giving them more. So I guess that in this format where we're simply having ten random songs go up against ten random songs it should not be farcical that GNR could get more votes than The Police.

My point is that in the grand scheme of 'Greatest R&R Bands of All Time' it is my personal opinion that The Police produced a way more significant body of work than GNR who, prior this contest. I considered little more than a flash in the pan band.

That's all.

Can you feel the love?


True true. I overreacted to the word travesty. You have my apologies.

As for GNR being a "flash in the pan", I guess they have to be considered a flash in the pan, since they only made music for about 6 years. But it was a hell of a run. Gooden-esque. But as you noted our contest allows a flash in the pan to compete since we only give 10 songs each.

If we extended our contest to top 40 songs, the Police would probably win. Top 10, I don't think the Police should have a chance in hell of winning. But again it's all subjective.








ROXXXXXXXXXX-ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

cooby
Mar 02 2006 06:44 PM

Okay, it's killing me not voting in a Police ladder. Elster, here's what I did. I listened to your samples, and if I liked what I heard better than the Police song it matched up to, or if I just plain didn't like the Police song matched up to it, I voted GnR.


Hope it's okay, and I'll try to get a CD burned


Sweet Child O' Mine -v- Born In The 50's -GNR
November Rain -v- Canary In A Coalmine -GNR
Paradise City -v-Can't Stand Losing You -GNR
Welcome to the Jungle -v- It's Alright For You -POLICE
You Could Be Mine -v- Message In A Bottle -POLICE
Don't Cry (original lyrics) -v- Next To You - POLICE
Mr. Brownstone -v- Peanuts - POLICE
Estranged -v- Roxanne -Tie
Rocket Queen -v- So Lonely - POLICE
Patience-v-Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic -POLICE


POLICE 6.5 GNR 3.5

Soupcan, I like Tea in the Sahara too, but I like Wrapped Around your Finger better. Hinty hinty for next time.

Elster88
Mar 02 2006 07:44 PM

I disagree with that method, but like I said before, I'm not in charge here. I'm glad you listened to the snippets though.

Sweet Child is hot isn't it?

cooby
Mar 02 2006 08:07 PM

I did my best. And yes, Sweet Child of Mine is pretty, that's the one song I had some prior knowledge of.

cooby
Mar 03 2006 07:47 AM

cooby wrote:
Yeah, even I agree she is a cutie

.



Wait, I was thinking of the wrong girl...

Elster88
Mar 03 2006 09:21 AM

cooby wrote:
Sweet Child of Mine is pretty


I think you mean "ruggedly handsome".

Elster88
Mar 03 2006 09:23 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 03 2006 09:49 AM

soupcan
Mar 03 2006 09:47 AM

Since you deleted that post before I could read it Elster I have no idea what Laetitia Casta has to do with anything.

'Splain please?

Elster88
Mar 03 2006 09:48 AM

Hmmm. That's supposed to be a link to Axl's ex. I'll fix.

soupcan
Mar 03 2006 09:49 AM

Who's his ex - Stephanie Seymour?

OE: Nicely done Mr. Rose.

metirish
Mar 03 2006 09:51 AM

Yeah she was the Bride in the video for ' November Rain', I forget who she is married to now but it's a big shot.

sharpie
Mar 03 2006 09:56 AM

Looks like GNR has won by a 61.5 to 58.5 margin.

Willets, please credit GNR and the Velvet Underground with their victories and debit Police and Queen.

soupcan
Mar 03 2006 10:04 AM

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

cooby
Mar 03 2006 02:32 PM

Elster, you're going to love this...

As I was putting my son's Jimi Hendrix CD back in his case, I came across another CD that he burned on which he had written---


Thin Lizzy, ZZ Top, Van Halen, GUNS N ROSES

Elster88
Mar 03 2006 02:49 PM

I love it.

cooby
Mar 03 2006 04:08 PM

I listened to it on the way to the cat doctor. He just has four songs by Guns N Roses---

Welcome to the Jungle, Knocking on Heavens Door, Sweet Child of Mine, and Paradise City.

I like Dylans version of Knocking on Heavens Door better, but all in all, I liked this version too. I liked all four songs, I have to say, I've been missing out by not paying attention to GnR more.

( I still like Police better.... but still)