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Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Edgy MD
Mar 09 2016 12:13 AM

I challenge you to put down what you think my 2016 season will look like, because everything about me confounds expectations. I'm old. I'm portly. I learned a new skill in my forties. I was signed with the idea that I'll last until I don't and then be tossed over, but I doggedly stuck around through the course of my contract. If I pitch stinky for a few weeks and look like I'm done, I turn a corner, like, EVERY TIME.

And now I got a new contract, and I was offered more than one. If it was anybody else, you'd say I was due to retire before breaking camp. But it's not. It's me. What's 2016 gonna look like for me?

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cooby classic
Mar 09 2016 12:26 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Bartolo, you will have a good year. Not your best, but not too shabby. We fans will love you because, as we age, we need more heroes that hang in there.


God bless you darling

Lefty Specialist
Mar 09 2016 01:22 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

9-8, 4.10, lotsa laffs. Moves to the pen without complaint and excels when Zach takes off the training Wheels.

MFS62
Mar 09 2016 04:19 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

10-9, 4.25 ERA, 10 "holds" after he moves to the bullpen when Wheeler arrives mid year, and at least one game-winning RBI.
And lots of jerseys sold with his name on the back. He is one popular dude.

Later

cooby classic
Mar 09 2016 05:09 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

oooh I like the GWRBI!

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Mar 09 2016 05:55 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

6-7, 4.20, 28 Games (14 starts), 108 innings, 70 K, 14 BB, 120 hits

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 11 2016 05:47 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

All fun? No, compadres. He'll get hammered a little in July, a few weeks after moving to the pen; but, yeah, he'll right the ship by August. The buoyancy probably helps wit-- [is clobbered by low-hanging fruit]

40 G, 17 GS, 131 IP, 8-5, 3.96 ERA, 1.22 WHIP, 6.29 K/9, 1.28 BB/9, 17 HR allowed

MFS62
Mar 15 2016 03:32 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

cooby wrote:
oooh I like the GWRBI!

Hey, who knows?
Could even be a dinger.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/bartolo ... -tree-mets

Later

Lefty Specialist
Mar 15 2016 12:50 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

MFS62 wrote:
oooh I like the GWRBI!

Hey, who knows?
Could even be a dinger.
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/03/bartolo ... -tree-mets

Later


If he ever did that in a regular season game, CitiField would collapse.

d'Kong76
Mar 15 2016 01:32 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

.500 pitcher with 1-2 of the losses not his fault (no run-support or errors).
Traded in July, and we all feel a little less complete without Unclebart on
the team for our playoff run.

cooby classic
Mar 15 2016 05:36 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Boo!

d'Kong76
Mar 15 2016 05:50 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Fear not, coobs... my Unclebart gets traded predictions have come and
gone like a half dozen times already!

cooby classic
Mar 15 2016 05:58 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Whew! So your saying it makes it NOT so...

Ashie62
Apr 02 2016 01:08 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

11-9 180 innings 1.08 whip

2 hits

TransMonk
Sep 23 2016 08:50 PM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Is Bartolo Colon the Best 43-Year-Old Pitcher of All Time?

Edgy MD
Jan 25 2017 12:21 AM
Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Bartolo Colón

Among all the statements of respect in this thread, nobody respected Colón enough to predect the magnitude of the season he had I think the closest we come is some combination of cooby, LeiterWagner, and Ashie. But even then, we're not particularly close to the season he had.

PosterWLWIN%HdERAGGSIPSOBBHRWHIPHGWRBICharacterization
cooby>0A good year. Not his best, but not too shabby.
Lefty Specialist98.5294.10Lotta laffs. Half the season in the pen.
MFS62109.526104.25>0Lots of jerseys sold.
John Cougar Lunchbucket67.4622814108.07014
LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr85.6153.964017131.09219171.220Terrible July in the bullpen.
d'Kong76.500Absorbs 1 completely unjust loss, traded in July.
Ashie62119.550180.01.0802
BARTOLO COLON158.65203.433433191.212832241.21030.530