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I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Edgy MD
Mar 07 2016 04:05 AM

Bizarre new D-Back uniform pants.

Zvon
Mar 07 2016 04:27 AM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Wow, I didn't think there was any way the content would merit the thread name. That's almost scary looking.

Lefty Specialist
Mar 07 2016 01:04 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Yeah, I'm guessing that style won't last very long. They're disturbing.

MFS62
Mar 07 2016 02:31 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Curt Schilling is thinking "Why didn't I think of that, instead of just the sock?"

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Mar 07 2016 02:52 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

The accompanying shirts (middle) make it look like the enemies got in a few licks, too.

Edgy MD
Mar 07 2016 03:26 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

I checked the Uni Watch page, and his main concern is less the attempted snakeskin tapering (that creates the bloody cuffs effect), so much as how dark the grey pants are, making them look like umpire pants. Combining them with the black tops could create an embarrassing situation.

MFS62
Mar 07 2016 03:38 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

It would be hard to confuse a ballplayer with an umpire.
But that's what I've been saying about Angel Hernandez, too.

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Frayed Knot
Apr 15 2016 02:17 AM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Edgy MD wrote:
I checked the Uni Watch page, and his main concern less the attempted snakeskin tapering (that creates the bloody cuffs effect), so much as how dark the grey pants are, making them look like umpire pants. Combining them with the black tops could create an embarrassing situation.



The D'Backs have a road combo that uses those dark slate grays for both top and bottom.

cooby classic
Apr 15 2016 04:41 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Edgy MD wrote:
Bizarre new D-Back uniform pants.




Ew! Perfect thread title!

Edgy MD
Nov 14 2016 04:12 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Lefty Specialist wrote:
Yeah, I'm guessing that style won't last very long. They're disturbing.


Give Lefty a cigar. The Diamondbacks are scrubbing the blood from their ankles.

Centerfield
Nov 14 2016 06:13 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

What a strange marketing plan they have chosen. I am a pretty avid baseball fan and I can't say I know what the Diamondbacks' colors are.

And this is after flipping through pictures of their new uniforms.

batmagadanleadoff
Nov 14 2016 07:02 PM
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I still hate their unis. They're bad and infantile.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 14 2016 07:07 PM
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They'd be even more infantile if they had those flaps that you unsnap for diaper changes.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Nov 14 2016 08:03 PM
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Those charcoal grey unis were the ugliest thing I've ever seen on a baseball field since Lucas Duda's play in left field.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Nov 14 2016 08:49 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

They've still got the Achilles leak, apparently. Those are just the alternate uni.

Fman99
Nov 16 2016 12:38 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Diamondbacks are catering to the ladies in attendance. Cause, you know, periods and stuff.

MFS62
Nov 16 2016 01:53 PM
Re: I Have Waded Through Pools of My Enemies' Blood

Fman99 wrote:
Diamondbacks are catering to the ladies in attendance. Cause, you know, periods and stuff.


OK, who wants to say it?
Anybody?
Anybody?

OK.
I will.
That was very Trumpian of you.

Later