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Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 13 2016 09:06 PM

Mets beat Tom Koehler and the Marlins, 11-0 today. Harvey 4 scoreless, Tehama 2 XBH.

Frayed Knot Mar 13 2016 09:20 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

Totally dominant pitching all around Harvey: 4 IP, 1 H, 2 BB, 4 K Familia: 1 perfect inning w/2 K Blevins: 1 perfect / 1 K Bastardo: 1 perfect / 2 K Walters: 1 IP; 1 BB; 1 K Carlyle: 1 IP, allowed 2 of the 3 Marlin hits but did manage to keep them off the board 12 NYM Hits including doubles from Tejada, De Aza, Monell, K. Johnson (?), Taijeron and triples from Tejada & Lagares Plus the two Miami pitchers most likely to make the squad were the ones we did all the damage to: - Koehler: 3.2 IP, 4 runs 5 hits - Brad Hand: 6 Runs on 6 Hits over 2 IP

Edgy MD Mar 13 2016 09:51 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

K. Johnson is likely organizational outfielder Kyle Johnson, probably floated up from minor league camp for the field trip to Jupiter.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 13 2016 10:41 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

K. Johnson made an appearance in Last Trade With.

Lefty Specialist Mar 13 2016 11:08 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

Something innately funny about the phrase 'field trip to Jupiter'.

Benjamin Grimm Mar 13 2016 11:39 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment!

d'Kong76 Mar 14 2016 12:11 AM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

For those already bored with bracket mania, today's Miami broadcast is being replayed on MLB channel.

Vic Sage Mar 14 2016 01:47 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

"undereducated"... i get it! Hah! good one! ...bite me. Go Wolves!

dgwphotography Mar 14 2016 02:14 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment! That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher...

MFS62 Mar 14 2016 02:38 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

dgwphotography wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment! That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher... Or drop some acid. Later

seawolf17 Mar 14 2016 03:08 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

I'M NOT EVEN MAD BECAUSE BASKETBALL

Mets Willets Point Mar 14 2016 04:01 PM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

dgwphotography wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: We took a field trip to Jupiter when I was in elementary school. We all had our bag lunches, including a can of grape soda wrapped in aluminum foil so it would stay a little bit cool. When the bus finally arrived we found that the surface was gas, there was a gigantic red storm, the gravity was too much for the human body to handle and there was no breathable atmosphere. We had to get back on the bus and go back him. Quite a disappointment! That's what happens when you have Ms. Frizzle as your teacher... Had the same thought.

duan Mar 15 2016 12:05 AM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

Can I ask is the Koehler dislike something to do with him going to Stoneybrook? And if so why?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 15 2016 12:12 AM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

SeaWorld and NORAD are SBU grads. One time Wolfie said he was rooting for fellow grad Kohler when he beat the Mets and they've never been forgiven for that. Plus, I mean, go to a real school.

seawolf17 Mar 15 2016 01:26 AM Re: Undereducated pitcher gets exhibitionally schooled

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: SeaWorld and NORAD are SBU grads. One time Wolfie said he was rooting for fellow grad Kohler when he beat the Mets and they've never been forgiven for that. Plus, I mean, go to a real school. It's not that I was rooting *for* him, per se. It's that I was rooting for him for like eight innings. And then we beat his pen. Worked like a charm.