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Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Edgy MD Apr 03 2016 03:31 AM

Hi, I'm skinny, sensitive, and artistic Mets reserve infielder and internet funny man Ty Kelly. You may think, that a minor league journeyman won't taste a real New York bagel this year, but hey, I'm funny, and between me and Ty Cobb, we have 4,189 hits. I hit .179 this spring, so that isn't going to get me my big break, but I'm a grinder, and I think I'm going to grind out a season worthy of the name Ty. What do you think? [fimg=365:2jqjr1xa]http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/New+York+Mets+v+Washington+Nationals+RdrKxSSCG0Pl.jpg[/fimg:2jqjr1xa] [fimg=335:2jqjr1xa]http://metsmerizedonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/ty-kelly-e1457298310949.jpg?6c20df[/fimg:2jqjr1xa]

d'Kong76 Apr 03 2016 02:25 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Skinny, sensitive, artistic, and funny? Is Jim Lange doing sabermetrics now? Nothing Metly in 2016.

MFS62 Apr 03 2016 07:39 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

He will be the kind of player a Wally Backman can appreciate. That's good for TY, because he will be playing for Wally this year. If Wally gets promoted, he will wish Ty a fond good-bye and leave him in the minors. He won't appreciate him THAT much. Later

Edgy MD May 05 2016 08:48 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Ty is living up to his first name and then some, hitting .421 through his first 72 plate appearances for Vegas this year.

G-Fafif May 23 2016 08:22 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Eight minor league seasons, first major league callup tonight for 27-year-old Ty. His manifest includes Norfolk, Memphis, Buffalo and Las Vegas, all former or current Met farm clubs.

Edgy MD May 23 2016 08:33 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Congratulations to Ty, and his many sponsors. [youtube:y7zu3hr0]aV7IFUgUMyM[/youtube:y7zu3hr0]

Edgy MD Oct 12 2016 06:43 PM Re: Soothsaying for Sixteen: Ty Kelly

Funny? Sure. But sensitive too. [youtube:2ttin8ec]6cByTBI1odc[/youtube:2ttin8ec] That's a TK original!