Brevity is Wet: One Sentence Commerical Summaries, 2016

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Brevity is Wet: One Sentence Commerical Summaries, 2016

Fman99
May 06 2016 02:33 AM

New father curses his life choices in sporty, economical vehicle.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 06 2016 02:42 AM
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yuck. looking harveyesque

Zvon
May 06 2016 03:30 AM
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MLBtv has these baseball clips from the past:

"..and they're timing Colon with a sundial!"
Howie Rose as Colon hit a liner that went all the way to the centerfield fence. Bartolo just barely got a double.

MFS62
May 06 2016 12:58 PM
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Tarzan and Jane have issues.

Later

Fman99
May 06 2016 01:00 PM
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Smarmy British telly star espouses the virtues of one media carrier at the expense of other media carriers.

Edgy MD
May 06 2016 02:00 PM
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Man, Gervais is over-exposed, isn't he?

themetfairy
May 07 2016 04:07 AM
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Obnoxious brats whom you would never want to spend any time with want you to be their teacher.

Benjamin Grimm
May 07 2016 03:08 PM
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That commercial reminds me of the opening of each episode of Shameless, where the characters angrily chastise us for (allegedly) missing the previous episode.

themetfairy
May 08 2016 12:17 AM
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Woman marries guy who is too dumb to know to come in from the rain.

Fman99
May 10 2016 02:09 AM
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John Mellencamp sells out.

Mets Willets Point
May 10 2016 02:13 PM
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This is more questions than summaries of the Norman Seabrook for COBA ads played constantly during the radio broadcast.

First, what exactly is Norman Seabrook "selling" with so many ads during baseball games?

Second, are the jails really the toughest precinct? On the one hand, the percentage of actual criminals is higher than anywhere else but on the other hand they are disarmed, behind bars, and under constant surveillance.

Ceetar
May 10 2016 02:30 PM
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Mets – Willets Point wrote:
This is more questions than summaries of the Norman Seabrook for COBA ads played constantly during the radio broadcast.

First, what exactly is Norman Seabrook "selling" with so many ads during baseball games?

Second, are the jails really the toughest precinct? On the one hand, the percentage of actual criminals is higher than anywhere else but on the other hand they are disarmed, behind bars, and under constant surveillance.

well, if you recall the first ad from a couple of years ago, he details exactly what these criminals did to you and your family along with the dispatch codes associated with them.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 10 2016 02:42 PM
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I'm pretty sure Nawman Seabrook is a Met fan, so I wanna go easy on him, but these commercials seem to be mostly about Nawman Seabrook using union dues to promote Nawman Seabrook.

"From sea to ... shining sea"

The feds are all up in his junk with a corruption investigation as we speak.

Edgy MD
May 10 2016 02:44 PM
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I'd certainly like fewer references to guys who "raped ya dawta" per game.

themetfairy
May 12 2016 12:14 AM
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Jerk who can't remember to lock his car is going to come home from vacation to an apartment full of pigeons.

themetfairy
May 12 2016 02:26 AM
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Shrill, nosy Feed The Pig woman is not persuasive and, in fact, is very scary.

Fman99
May 12 2016 02:40 AM
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Bearded douche sells Chevys, unconvincingly.

soupcan
May 14 2016 01:16 AM
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Been trying to figure out what park/stadium that deGrom GEICO commercial was filmed in. Anybody?

St. Lucie? Bridgeport, CT?

Zvon
May 14 2016 01:43 AM
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I have never seen it.

I fire up MLBtv just in time to see the highlight commercial in which Duda throws the ball away in the WS.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'll watch the ball hitting Canseco in the head every time though.

themetfairy
May 14 2016 01:49 AM
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Zvon wrote:
I have never seen it.

Here's a link to it.

Fman99
May 21 2016 01:41 AM
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Woman makes grouchy face while pouring Slim Fast beverage into stomach port, rues the day she ever started smoking tobacco.

d'Kong76
May 21 2016 01:50 AM
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I think I've been posting in the wrong thread.

Fman99
May 21 2016 01:59 AM
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There are two of these. I think it's more fun to make concise, single sentence observations.

themetfairy
May 21 2016 02:47 AM
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Fman99 wrote:
There are two of these. I think it's more fun to make concise, single sentence observations.

And there are times that I like to bitch and moan at length.

Lefty Specialist
Jun 25 2016 02:12 AM
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Boy, is she going to be pissed when she comes home to a house full of pigeon shit.

themetfairy
Jun 25 2016 02:40 AM
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Shrewish mother wishes that the next door neighbor was her son instead of the poor sap who is stuck listening to her screaching all day.

Centerfield
Jun 25 2016 03:48 AM
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Unlikeable couple skips right to blowoff at date's conclusion.

Rockin' Doc
Jun 26 2016 12:48 AM
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Driving a Lincoln makes you listen to bad renditions of classic southern rock.

Centerfield
Jun 26 2016 01:04 AM
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Now you know why all the TSA agents were snickering at you.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Jun 26 2016 05:28 AM
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People drown their sorrows AND celebrate positive life changes with prefabricated Subway meats and veggies, coincidentally.

Fman99
Jun 27 2016 03:21 AM
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Bearded douche shills for Chevy.

Fman99
Jun 27 2016 03:22 AM
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Fman99 wrote:
Bearded douche sells Chevys, unconvincingly.

Oh, man, apparently, this one has bothered me already.

Lefty Specialist
Jun 27 2016 07:37 PM
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'Describe this car using just emojis'.

Fman99
Jul 02 2016 01:34 AM
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Smoking is bad, mmmkay, because you'll wake up in your bed not being able to breathe because of the 'zema, so, don't smoke, mkay? Mkay!

Fman99
Jul 10 2016 02:07 AM
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Mex and Walt want to watch dark-bearded men bone and bone again some more, thanks to the rejuvenating powers of "Just for Men."

Lefty Specialist
Jul 10 2016 07:31 PM
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Winning small amounts of money is preferable to eating dog food.

Lefty Specialist
Jul 11 2016 07:54 PM
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If Jon Bon Jovi could really turn back time, would he tell his agent that he wanted no part of those weird Time Warner commercials?

Edgy MD
Jul 17 2016 12:05 AM
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Bobby Valentine fancies himself an energetic leader, realizes he's an extinct fossil.

Fman99
Jul 20 2016 02:00 AM
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Hillbilly actor discusses dinner choices with lean dogs.

cooby
Jul 20 2016 05:15 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Bobby Valentine fancies himself an energetic leader, realizes he's an extinct fossil.

Oh how sad! Which one is that?

Edgy MD
Jul 24 2016 07:53 PM
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cooby wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
Bobby Valentine fancies himself an energetic leader, realizes he's an extinct fossil.

Oh how sad! Which one is that?

It took me a while to figure out what they were pitching. New Relic business analytics software, apparently a vendor used by MLB.

d'Kong76
Jul 27 2016 02:24 AM
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Buy tickets with no fees for all remaining home games; but do it
quick because this nonsense last only another day or two.

Fman99
Aug 24 2016 02:31 AM
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Nothing more ghoulish than local commercials for mortuary services, a unique avenue for locals to express a sincere desire to handle your beloved dead relatives.

Frayed Knot
Sep 05 2016 01:36 AM
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Cuervo Rum touts itself as the official drink of the Rolling Stones tour in 1972 with their song not released until six years later.

Fman99
Sep 21 2016 02:23 AM
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Subway customers are douchey.

HahnSolo
Sep 21 2016 02:52 AM
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John Leguizamo needs a new agent.

MFS62
Sep 21 2016 03:16 AM
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They use finger puppets in SNY commercials because no real actor wants to appear in one.

Later

Fman99
Sep 22 2016 01:56 AM
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Danny DeVito isn't a big enough star to acquire his own pussy. Even in Los Angeles.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 22 2016 12:59 PM
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Fman99 wrote:
Danny DeVito isn't a big enough star to acquire his own pussy. Even in Los Angeles.

Yeah, but having George Clooney as your wingman.....priceless.

Frayed Knot
Oct 06 2016 12:35 AM
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In an alternate Pepsi universe, Odell Beckham Jr scores touchdowns.

Frayed Knot
Oct 29 2016 03:16 AM
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Wells Fargo Bank buts time to say that they're going to give back all the money they recently stole from their customers.
That's really nice of them, don't you think?

Zvon
Oct 29 2016 03:44 AM
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The llama. He sucks. And they keep running him out.

bmfc1
Oct 29 2016 11:54 AM
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Bryce Harper asks if he just hit a walk-off homerun but the chances of that are zero.

MFS62
Oct 29 2016 05:00 PM
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You can control your cell phone bill, but not your kids.

Later

Frayed Knot
Oct 30 2016 03:22 AM
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I haven't been in a movie theatre in at least six months but was seeing previews for this HACKSAW RIDGE movie at least as far back as the last time I was at a flick and maybe even a couple trips before that ... and it's still not out yet!!

cooby
Oct 31 2016 12:46 AM
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Could somebody please explain those Lincoln ads to me? I must be missing something.

Nice to hear Cat Stevens, btw

d'Kong76
Oct 31 2016 01:02 AM
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They want both (voting) sides of the aisle to buy a Jeep?

Zvon
Oct 31 2016 03:37 AM
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I wanna see US ARMY. Thats commercial makes it look like a good movie.

MFS62
Oct 31 2016 01:23 PM
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Zvon wrote:
I wanna see US ARMY. Thats commercial makes it look like a good movie.

The commercial is better than the real thing.
You can trust me on this one.

Later

Centerfield
Oct 31 2016 01:30 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Wells Fargo Bank buts time to say that they're going to give back all the money they recently stole from their customers.
That's really nice of them, don't you think?

It actually is.

Have you met other banks?

Frayed Knot
Nov 03 2016 04:27 AM
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Forest nymph would rather watch trashy reality television than get laid.

MFS62
Nov 03 2016 01:22 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Forest nymph would rather watch trashy reality television than get laid.

No more calls please.
We have a winner.

LAter