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Sharknado 4 IGT

Mets Guy in Michigan
Jul 31 2016 10:34 PM

The Sharknado series started out as sophisticated sci-fi before devolving into a campy string of cameos, product placement and chainsaw kills.

OK, the devolving actually started before the credits of the first installment. Well, probably it all went south at the meeting when the writer tossed the premise on the table and someone said, "Hey, that just might work!"

But the second one had all kinds of Mets content, which buys the series a lot of forgiveness.

The third episode had Kim Richards, heart throb of every young Mets fan growing up in the 1970s,

But I thought the third installment suspended disbelief a little, with a billionaire reality television star -- Mark Cuban -- playing the president. But now it seems Sharknado is predicting the future, so we have to pay close attention to tonight's fourth installment.

Get ready!

MFS62
Jul 31 2016 11:00 PM
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My after-game activity has had me flip-flopping between watching the Sharknado marathon and burgers on the barbecue.

Can't wait.

Later

Frayed Knot
Jul 31 2016 11:43 PM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
The third episode had Kim Richards, heart throb of every young Mets fan growing up in the 1970s,


Not quite everyone because I have no idea who Kim Richards is.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:03 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
The third episode had Kim Richards, heart throb of every young Mets fan growing up in the 1970s,


Not quite everyone because I have no idea who Kim Richards is.


Escape from Witch Mountain and every other Disney movie that wasn't a cartoon. You'll recognize her of you Google.

Now -- the movie starts with a Star Wars crawl and apparently David Hasselhoff and Tara Reid survived.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:04 AM
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Carrot Top cameo!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:05 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 01 2016 01:00 AM

Vince Neil and Wayne Newton cameos!

They're coming so fast I can't keep up!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:07 AM
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First Sharknado sighting!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:10 AM
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First shameful product placement with Xfinity voiceless.

Al Rooker, too.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:10 AM
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Ooh, the Carrot Top celebrity death is a good thing.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:12 AM
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First suspension of disbelief: No one in the casino is a smoking senior towing an oxygen tank.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:13 AM
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Sharks growl. I did not know this.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:17 AM
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Ow! Shameless theft of Star Wars quote: Great, kid. Don't get cocky.


And finally the opening credits. Pretty impressive opening.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:28 AM
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Hasselhoff chews scenery.

And apparently Tara Reid might have actually died.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:30 AM
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Wait! Tara Reid lives, and Gary Busey is her dad!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:31 AM
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Somehow missed this:" Cheryl Tiegs is not a good actress.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:31 AM
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Hoover Dam just bites it!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:34 AM
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It's now a Sharknado with boulders!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:42 AM
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OMB, April now has a lightsaber hand!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:45 AM
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Gilbert Gottlfield cameo!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 12:57 AM
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Dog the Bounty Hunter cameo.

Gary Busey has no pride left. None.

themetfairy
Aug 01 2016 01:03 AM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:

Gary Busey has no pride left. None.



You didn't figure that out from his appearance on Dancing With The Stars?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:08 AM
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themetfairy wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:

Gary Busey has no pride left. None.



You didn't figure that out from his appearance on Dancing With The Stars?



Good call.


The person who just played the Chicago mayor. She can't possibly be a real actress.

Gutenberg!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:09 AM
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Tara Reid goes too heavy on the raccoon eye makeup.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:10 AM
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Oh, Paul Shaffer. Nooooo.

He just got crushed by the largest ball of twine.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:14 AM
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Now it's a cowndo!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:16 AM
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I swear to you I just asked my family, "What happened to Nova?"

And the next line of dialogue is that she's in Paris.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:17 AM
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Oh man, the new daughter in-law was just partially eaten by a shark, then crushed by a hammerhead!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:18 AM
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Cheryl Tiegs isn't an actress, but she was the only one smart enough to stay in the shelter.

Frayed Knot
Aug 01 2016 01:24 AM
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Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
Mets Guy in Michigan wrote:
The third episode had Kim Richards, heart throb of every young Mets fan growing up in the 1970s,


Not quite everyone because I have no idea who Kim Richards is.


Escape from Witch Mountain and every other Disney movie that wasn't a cartoon. You'll recognize her of you Google.


1) Never saw it/them.
2) Nope

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:26 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Frayed Knot wrote:
The third episode had Kim Richards, heart throb of every young Mets fan growing up in the 1970s,


Not quite everyone because I have no idea who Kim Richards is.


Escape from Witch Mountain and every other Disney movie that wasn't a cartoon. You'll recognize her of you Google.


1) Never saw it/them.
2) Nope



You never saw the Disney non-cartoon movies? Really?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:29 AM
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Tara Reid just swiped the "Come with me if you want to live" line, and Little Gil just got loose with "We're not in Kansas anymore."

Ouch!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:30 AM
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What?? Tara Reid is either a cyborg or a partial cyborg!

themetfairy
Aug 01 2016 01:31 AM
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This doesn't hold a candle to Sharknado 2.

Could this franchise have....wait for it...jumped the shark?

Frayed Knot
Aug 01 2016 01:31 AM
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You never saw the Disney non-cartoon movies? Really?


None that I know of - and certainly not ESCAPE FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN (whatever that is).
I mean Dennis Quaid in THE ROOKIE carried the Disney imprint as did other movies that I may have seen at some point, but I don't think those are the movies you're talking about and I was pretty well removed from Disney's target demographic by the time they started fancying themselves a movie company.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:32 AM
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The Today Show anchors are just making up 'nados. I'm sure they're adlibing all their lines.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:37 AM
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The Gary the Shark ads are pretty cool. Go, Gary!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:38 AM
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themetfairy wrote:
This doesn't hold a candle to Sharknado 2.

Could this franchise have....wait for it...jumped the shark?


I think you're right.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:40 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
You never saw the Disney non-cartoon movies? Really?


None that I know of - and certainly not ESCAPE FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN (whatever that is).
I mean Dennis Quaid in THE ROOKIE carried the Disney imprint as did other movies that I may have seen at some point, but I don't think those are the movies you're talking about and I was pretty well removed from Disney's target demographic by the time they started fancying themselves a movie company.



Wow. She's from Mineola, too!

She was in a ton of 1970s television, too. Like "Nanny and the Professor."

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:41 AM
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Now they're at Niagra Falls. I've completely lost track of the plot, such as it is. The Tara Ried as partial robot and Gary Busey's offspring has me all befuddled.

themetfairy
Aug 01 2016 01:43 AM
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There's a plot?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:45 AM
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Poor Little Gil. He's Mom is, at best, Tara Reid and at worst a partial cyborg. But he has a little chainsaw, which is cool.

Thank goodness Al Roker appears from time to time to try to explain what is going on.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:46 AM
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They're just stealing Stars Wars lines left and right.

Lots of Baytwatch alum for Hasselhoff to banter with.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:47 AM
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themetfairy wrote:
There's a plot?



This is almost as plotless as the Batman movie with George Clooney.

themetfairy
Aug 01 2016 01:48 AM
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"Let's Go Kill Some Sharks!"

OK, I'm re-engaged.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:50 AM
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Did Tara Reid just fly?

And did the son just get eaten?

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:51 AM
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And there goes Little Gil over the falls in a barrel!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:52 AM
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Tara Reid really does fly! I'm suspending disbelief.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 01:59 AM
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They're all inside the Sharks like a Russian nesting doll!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 02:00 AM
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Oh my, using Tara's robot power to turn little sharks into a defribulator!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 02:01 AM
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Nova is back!!!!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Aug 01 2016 02:01 AM
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Well, that was underwhelming.

MFS62
Aug 01 2016 12:21 PM
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themetfairy wrote:
This doesn't hold a candle to Sharknado 2.


Its Monday morning, and I'm still laughing at that.

Later

themetfairy
Aug 01 2016 04:39 PM
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The scenes at Citi Field rule!