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Lochte WTF

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 18 2016 03:05 PM

I don't get this whole thing. Was he at a gay club or something? What's the deal with security footage at a gas station? Why is the Olympic guy essentially saying "kids make mistakes let him go" He's 32!!

Jocks are douchebags, I think is the ultimate message but WTF

Frayed Knot
Aug 18 2016 03:58 PM
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This guy's always been a bit off, seemingly wanting to use his athletic talents merely as a springboard to his real love: reality television and daily mentions on TMZ.
[crossout:2so2f734]Bruce[/crossout:2so2f734] Caitlin Jenner at least waited half a century first.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Aug 18 2016 04:57 PM
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I just found out he was neither Californian NOR Floridian. Which leaves me struck as dumb as, like, Lochte.

seawolf17
Aug 18 2016 06:51 PM
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He's THIRTY-TWO. Whatever happened, he should know better. Enjoy Brazilian prison, Ryan.

Ceetar
Aug 18 2016 07:00 PM
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seawolf17 wrote:
He's THIRTY-TWO. Whatever happened, he should know better. Enjoy Brazilian prison, Ryan.


Ryan made it back to the states didn't he? or are they sending him back?

Stuff still seems a little suspect and the reported offenses doesn't seem 'yank the passport and pull them off the plane' worthy.

Edgy MD
Aug 18 2016 07:06 PM
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That's the way it works. Don't be an asshole.

Nymr83
Aug 18 2016 07:47 PM
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filing false reports of a robbery certainly seems "yank them off the plane worthy" to me.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 18 2016 09:57 PM
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so reading up on this I guess the JV sung? The guys got shitfaced, wrecked a gas station bathroom, tried to buy the security guard off, and then made up a bullshit story as cover in the event the story got out? That would be great to see this guy perpwalked

Ashie62
Aug 18 2016 11:54 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
so reading up on this I guess the JV sung? The guys got shitfaced, wrecked a gas station bathroom, tried to buy the security guard off, and then made up a bullshit story as cover in the event the story got out? That would be great to see this guy perpwalked
Y

You nailed it. All on video.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Aug 19 2016 01:27 PM
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As though it needs to be any worse than it is already, the fact that Lochte cast himself as the hero in his bullshit story is just so arrogant. I'm hoping so hard it comes out there were Brazilian trannies involved.

Edgy MD
Aug 19 2016 01:33 PM
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Yeah, this merciless Washington Post takedown finds the most indicting thing is that the "JV" was expected to cover his back by affirming his story, while his story had them all cowering on their knees while he stood defiant and courageous.

Nymr83
Aug 19 2016 01:51 PM
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i heard they were allowed to leave Brazil. They shouldn't have been. Robberies are a serious issue down there and a prominent foreigner falsely reporting one sets a really bad precedent for everyone, including other Olympic athletes who may actually have issues.

I care more about this story than the actual Olympics.

seawolf17
Aug 19 2016 01:55 PM
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Nymr83 wrote:
I care more about this story than the actual Olympics.

I feel like this has legitimate international consequences. It's the "ugly American" stereotype, writ large.

Ceetar
Aug 19 2016 02:47 PM
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Nymr83 wrote:
i heard they were allowed to leave Brazil. They shouldn't have been. Robberies are a serious issue down there and a prominent foreigner falsely reporting one sets a really bad precedent for everyone, including other Olympic athletes who may actually have issues.

I care more about this story than the actual Olympics.


Didn't his most recent statement reaffirm, or restate anyway, a robbery?

Frayed Knot
Aug 19 2016 03:49 PM
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But he's posted an apology on Instagram!!!
that makes everything OK, right?

cooby
Aug 19 2016 03:52 PM
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I love how people like him think the whole world uses Instagram or Twitter.

Nahah, big boy

Ceetar
Aug 19 2016 03:56 PM
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cooby wrote:
I love how people like him think the whole world uses Instagram or Twitter.

Nahah, big boy


nah, he knows the media world will spread it for him.

Fman99
Aug 19 2016 07:04 PM
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Nymr83 wrote:
I care more about this story than the actual Olympics.


I think the exact opposite. I watch the Olympics for the athleticism. I could give a fuck about the tabloid nonsense.

Lefty Specialist
Aug 19 2016 11:07 PM
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Athletes being d-bags. Boy, that never happens.

Ceetar
Aug 20 2016 12:53 AM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:
Athletes being d-bags. Boy, that never happens.


next you'll tell me rich people throwing money around and hiring lawyers generally get what they want.

Fman99
Aug 20 2016 10:04 AM
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