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Lochte WTF
John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 18 2016 03:05 PM |
I don't get this whole thing. Was he at a gay club or something? What's the deal with security footage at a gas station? Why is the Olympic guy essentially saying "kids make mistakes let him go" He's 32!!
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Frayed Knot Aug 18 2016 03:58 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
This guy's always been a bit off, seemingly wanting to use his athletic talents merely as a springboard to his real love: reality television and daily mentions on TMZ.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 18 2016 04:57 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
I just found out he was neither Californian NOR Floridian. Which leaves me struck as dumb as, like, Lochte.
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seawolf17 Aug 18 2016 06:51 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
He's THIRTY-TWO. Whatever happened, he should know better. Enjoy Brazilian prison, Ryan.
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Ceetar Aug 18 2016 07:00 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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Ryan made it back to the states didn't he? or are they sending him back? Stuff still seems a little suspect and the reported offenses doesn't seem 'yank the passport and pull them off the plane' worthy.
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Edgy MD Aug 18 2016 07:06 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
That's the way it works. Don't be an asshole.
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Nymr83 Aug 18 2016 07:47 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
filing false reports of a robbery certainly seems "yank them off the plane worthy" to me.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 18 2016 09:57 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
so reading up on this I guess the JV sung? The guys got shitfaced, wrecked a gas station bathroom, tried to buy the security guard off, and then made up a bullshit story as cover in the event the story got out? That would be great to see this guy perpwalked
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Ashie62 Aug 18 2016 11:54 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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You nailed it. All on video.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 19 2016 01:27 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
As though it needs to be any worse than it is already, the fact that Lochte cast himself as the hero in his bullshit story is just so arrogant. I'm hoping so hard it comes out there were Brazilian trannies involved.
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Edgy MD Aug 19 2016 01:33 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
Yeah, this merciless Washington Post takedown finds the most indicting thing is that the "JV" was expected to cover his back by affirming his story, while his story had them all cowering on their knees while he stood defiant and courageous.
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Nymr83 Aug 19 2016 01:51 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
i heard they were allowed to leave Brazil. They shouldn't have been. Robberies are a serious issue down there and a prominent foreigner falsely reporting one sets a really bad precedent for everyone, including other Olympic athletes who may actually have issues.
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seawolf17 Aug 19 2016 01:55 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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I feel like this has legitimate international consequences. It's the "ugly American" stereotype, writ large.
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Ceetar Aug 19 2016 02:47 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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Didn't his most recent statement reaffirm, or restate anyway, a robbery?
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Frayed Knot Aug 19 2016 03:49 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
But he's posted an apology on Instagram!!!
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cooby Aug 19 2016 03:52 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
I love how people like him think the whole world uses Instagram or Twitter.
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Ceetar Aug 19 2016 03:56 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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nah, he knows the media world will spread it for him.
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Fman99 Aug 19 2016 07:04 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
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I think the exact opposite. I watch the Olympics for the athleticism. I could give a fuck about the tabloid nonsense.
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Lefty Specialist Aug 19 2016 11:07 PM Re: Lochte WTF |
Athletes being d-bags. Boy, that never happens.
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Ceetar Aug 20 2016 12:53 AM Re: Lochte WTF |
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next you'll tell me rich people throwing money around and hiring lawyers generally get what they want.
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Fman99 Aug 20 2016 10:04 AM Re: Lochte WTF |
Usain Dolt
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