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Top Fake Springsteen Songs

Edgy MD
Sep 15 2016 04:52 PM

“Mary, Where’s Your Sister’s Daddy?”

“Jesus, Billy Bought a Honda”

“The Goodest Thing”

“They Don’t Write ‘Em Like That Anymore Anymore”

“Heaven’s on Exit Eleven”

“Christmas in Tommy’s Garage”

“I Say It’s My Country Too (I Say)”

“Baptized in Motor Oil, Confirmed on Route 9”

“It’s Like Nevada Never Ends”

“Sweetie on the Assembly Line”

“Love Tunnel Under the River”

“Lucky Touch”

“Human Town”

Centerfield
Sep 15 2016 05:02 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

Fakest Springsteen song is "Dancin in the Dark".

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 15 2016 06:06 PM
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"Under That Other Bridge"

"Your Old Yard"

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 15 2016 06:18 PM
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My Father's Right Fist

Edgy MD
Sep 15 2016 06:24 PM
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“I Say It’s My Country Too (I Say)” is from Bruce's rich Foghorn Leghorn period.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 15 2016 06:29 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

Tenth Avenue Parking Ticket

Frayed Knot
Sep 15 2016 06:33 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

Tenth Avenue Make Out might be even better.
It invokes the best line from the faux-Springsteen song that Joe Piscopo cooked up a bunch of years ago: I want to make out with you in the back seat of my next door neighbor's car

d'Kong76
Sep 15 2016 07:07 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

I saw a comedian (part of a 5-6 comic lineup) sometime back that did a hilarious
bit about the song I'm On Fire. I'll have to google later when I can.

Edgy MD
Sep 15 2016 07:09 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

"Tina Needs a Valve Job"

"Ain't Never Been to Gary (But I'm Guessing They're Poor)"

d'Kong76
Sep 15 2016 07:18 PM
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"Hungary Fart" ... it's the paprika...

SteveJRogers
Sep 15 2016 08:47 PM
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I've Been Fired

Fman99
Sep 16 2016 01:50 AM
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"Time For Rememberin The Times"

"Hope, Arkansas"

"We'll Get There, Wendy, Whoa Whoa"

d'Kong76
Sep 16 2016 01:57 AM
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"Fast Glance Cower Jive"

cooby
Sep 16 2016 02:04 AM
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"Holiday Hair's Been Good to Me"

Edgy MD
Sep 16 2016 02:32 AM
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"West of Forever, East of the Night"

"Reading Pennsylvania (Where the Lies Don't Seem to End)"

"Gaslight Angel"

Fman99
Sep 16 2016 01:56 PM
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"You're On Fire"

MFS62
Sep 16 2016 02:00 PM
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What Exit are you From?

Later

Edgy MD
Sep 16 2016 02:57 PM
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"Harlem Gear Shaft"

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Sep 16 2016 03:07 PM
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Fman99 wrote:
"We'll Get There, Wendy, Whoa Whoa"


This isn't the b-side to "Rosalita?"

"General Store"

"Burning the Black"

"Camden Cashout"

Edgy MD
Sep 16 2016 03:52 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

Three of his earlier songs:

"When I'm Out on the Stoop"

"The Old Man in the Big House Up the Street"

"In the Back of the Candy Shop"

d'Kong76
Sep 16 2016 04:02 PM
Re: Top Fake Springsteen Songs

"I'm in Love With a Jersey Merle"

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Sep 16 2016 04:16 PM
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"Black Guys Shot Dead"

"Darlin', I Wanna Have Oral Sex With You All Night"

"Wreck on the Tracks Over by the Casino"

Edgy MD
Sep 16 2016 06:02 PM
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"Daddy's Lunchbucket."

"They Shot Flounder Eddie."

Fman99
Sep 16 2016 08:29 PM
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"If Pennies Were Nickels"

Edgy MD
Sep 16 2016 08:39 PM
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We've pretty much made a heckuva boxed set here.

"K-Tel presents ... BULLSHIT SPRINGSTEEN!