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Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Edgy MD Nov 10 2016 01:39 PM

Last night, I dreamt I was visiting a developing nation called Berihuahua — a name that was an apparent portmanteau of Beri-Beri and Chihuahua. I even visited a locality within this nation called Chickenhuahua. Even as I was dreaming it, I remember thinking to myself, "Who wrote this?"

Lefty Specialist Nov 10 2016 02:04 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Maybe you were really just visiting a Benihana. I dreamt I was in a country that wasn't stupid. Then I woke up.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 10 2016 02:38 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I turned off the election results like it was a hopeless Met game where they played like shit, fell behind by 6 runs in the 7th, then gave up more in the 8th. Wifey was asleep on the couch. When she came in the bedroom I awoke like it was morning, remembered what happened, and didn't sleep for more than 10 minutes at a time for the next 5 hours. Somewhere in there I dreamt that Trump was in the room with me, and Wifey Bucket and Lunchapil ere also on the bed. I tried to say something to him, but all that came out was a string of invectives ("You fucking fuck asshole fuck...") only to be admonished by Dream Wifey that I shouldn't use such language in front of the 'Pail.

d'Kong76 Nov 10 2016 03:10 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

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Edgy MD Nov 21 2016 11:59 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Last night, I dreamed that the Mets were playing the Philadelphia Flyers. And an incredible exchange of gamesmanship occurred before the first pitch/faceoff. During the warmup skate, one of the Flyers skated by the Mets bench/dugout, and let loose a casual comment toward Mets rookie Justin Dunn that they would be gunning for him. Not to be outdunn, Justin took to the ice and skated over the Flyers bench, pointing at Paul Holmgren and Bobby Clarke, and saying, "I want YOU, or I want YOU" and skated away. Holmgren and Clarke (who looked remarkably fit for two men in their sixties) were a little confused, as they were deep in conversation and had missed the original exchange. It wasn't clear they even knew who Dunn was. At any rate, they were both injured, and not expected to play that night, but now had to be activated for the game or the Flyers would lose face.

cooby Nov 22 2016 02:30 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I dreamed the other night that my husband and I, and others, were trapped in a pickup caught in a flash flood. I was waiting for my husband to rescue me, as he surely would, but I realized in the dream that he had to save himself too. It was weird to think I was on my own

Centerfield Nov 22 2016 06:23 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Met Seawolf and his family in my dream last night. We were getting off a cruise ship. Seawolf was boarding. After that it gets less exciting.

cooby Nov 23 2016 01:49 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Must be a theme, because last night I dreamed hubby and I were swimming in the ocean and a sudden tsumani came along

d'Kong76 Nov 23 2016 03:17 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I was over my friends mom's this morning and KB asked me to back this large van out of the driveway for this guy because he was kinda blocked in and he needed to go to the train station. I backed it out and it was tight and I pulled up to the curb and Bill Frawley was standing on the sidewalk. I asked if he wanted to drive and he said no I could please and put the van back on the street and then the garbage truck backing up outside woke me up.

Edgy MD Nov 23 2016 03:21 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Bill Frawley, as in ... Fred Murtz?

cooby Nov 23 2016 03:24 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Lol

themetfairy Nov 23 2016 03:43 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

The other night I dreamed that D-Dad was driving the minivan backwards on a major road but he was doing ok until we went off the road into a river. I still thought we'd be ok, but then I couldn't open a door or a window to get out. The car started filling up with water, and it felt like we were running out of air.

d'Kong76 Nov 23 2016 03:45 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Edgy MD wrote: Bill Frawley, as in ... Fred Murtz? Yeah, crazy huh?

Edgy MD Nov 23 2016 03:46 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

That's a great dream! Fred Murtz > Bobby Clarke!

cooby Nov 23 2016 06:08 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

themetfairy wrote: The other night I dreamed that D-Dad was driving the minivan backwards on a major road but he was doing ok until we went off the road into a river. I still thought we'd be ok, but then I couldn't open a door or a window to get out. The car started filling up with water, and it felt like we were running out of air. Omg that is so close to mine except mine was a flash flood that actually came up over a very steep bank

cooby Nov 23 2016 06:08 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

And we were driving forward :)

themetfairy Nov 23 2016 07:56 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I know - weirdly similar in many ways.

d'Kong76 Nov 23 2016 08:04 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Nov 24 2016 02:32 AM

That's a great dream! Fred Murtz > Bobby Clarke! The only remote connection of why Frawley was in my dream is that with the holiday coming it will be our first Thanksgiving without* Pops M around. It was in front of his house and he wore his trousers like Fred Murtz lol. Other than that, I got nothing. OE: *Italics fixes my poor posting skills...

RealityChuck Nov 24 2016 02:28 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Keep these coming. I plan to buy a new car from the profit I make on your dreams.

Edgy MD Nov 24 2016 03:17 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

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cooby Nov 24 2016 02:48 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

RealityChuck wrote: Keep these coming. I plan to buy a new car from the profit I make on your dreams. Just give us some dedications lol

MFS62 Nov 24 2016 04:01 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

RealityChuck wrote: Keep these coming. I plan to buy a new car from the profit I make on your dreams. Last night I dreamed that I was trapped in a cave by a rockslide. I came up with a solution of punching a small hole between to large rocks, then exhaling into it. Then I mixed some household products that were in the cave (I don't know how they got there), mixed them with the exhaled air and the igniting them with a spark. The resulting explosion blew away the rocks and let us get out. Chuck, I'd be glad to sell you the actual formula for the MacGyveresque mixture I used. You can contact me at 1-800-ALL-MINE. Later

cooby Nov 24 2016 11:51 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Sounds like the soundtrack of approximately the past four weeks of Mark Trail

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 05 2016 12:46 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I was invited to attend a meeting hosted by the Mets which was also attended by members of the media. They asked our opinions of the media members. I said Joel Sherman was great and Joel said thanks. Afterward a young member of the Mets staff took us to his house which was located 2 7train subway stops away from the stadium (it was called the Howard stop; in reality there is only 1 past Citi). It was a great neighborhood with unique affordable homes in walking distance from the subway. The walls of his home were made of differently colored panels of glass, gold and copper and bronze), and he had rigged his coffee machine to make cappuccino by leaning it over his sink to catch running water. The Mets staffer who lived there - and grew up there - turned out to be a die hard Orioles fan who was telling me about being at their stadium for the final game of the world series last season, which in my dream they had won. I said I had been at a playoff game which they had also won.

Edgy MD Dec 05 2016 01:20 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

That's a good dream.

d'Kong76 Dec 11 2016 02:39 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Took some batting practice this morning in some kind of semi-organized scenario of sorts, the venue is very hazy, the pitcher had a uniform on. The power stroke is still from the right side and the pitcher was impressed that I could spray line drives to all sides of the field batting lefty.

MFS62 Dec 11 2016 04:57 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

d'Kong76 wrote: Took some batting practice this morning in some kind of semi-organized scenario of sorts, the venue is very hazy, the pitcher had a uniform on. The power stroke is still from the right side and the pitcher was impressed that I could spray line drives to all sides of the field batting lefty. C'mon. Admit it. In the batting cage next to you was Tim Tebow. And you were out-hitting him. Sometimes, dreams are a mirror of reality. Later

d'Kong76 Dec 11 2016 07:20 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

MFS62 wrote: In the batting cage next to you was Tim Tebow. I can assure you, Tebow is not in my sub conscious, my sub-sub conscious, nor my sub-sub-sub conscious... [youtube]Us-X2UPk8ok[/youtube]

themetfairy Dec 14 2016 02:07 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Last night I dreamed that, due to some kind of missed payment of a fine, my driver's license was suspended for two years. They even stamped the word "suspended" on my license in large letters. I remember not being happy about being stranded in my house and having to depend on D-Dad and the kids to drive me anywhere I needed to go for the next two years.

cooby Dec 14 2016 02:39 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

OMG I would love to be trapped at home for two years

themetfairy Dec 14 2016 02:54 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I need to move back to the City where I never would have to worry about driving.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 21 2016 02:22 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

We were on a vacation at the beach and me and a girl I used to know in college cheated on respective spouses by making out in the kitchen. Later I'm driving home bit wifey bucket and lunch pail went ahead of me so I was driving by myself. I got very tired when I was driving, got out of the car laid down on the street and fell asleep when I woke up the windshield was all foggy I could barely see where I was going went the wrong way down a one-way Street turning left and a garbage truck was heading toward me. The truck also slammed on his brakes and tumbled end-over-end landing on the passenger side of my car crushing it but I was able to get out just in time. The police came gave me a ticket for $495 and towed away the car before I could get my cell phone or wallet out of it

Edgy MD Dec 21 2016 02:24 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

It's those $495 tickets that get you.

cooby Dec 22 2016 01:15 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

You are having a lot of problems with that wallet this week

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 22 2016 04:42 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Yeah that dream was loaded with crazy anxiety. Driving on a way-one street, bad visibility, losing my shit, risking my family and crushed by an oncoming garbage truck. I mean, come on.

Edgy MD Dec 22 2016 05:01 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

But ... illicit romance in an anxiety dream. Value added!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 22 2016 05:21 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Edgy MD wrote: But ... illicit romance in an anxiety dream. Value added! Yeah but even that part of it went bad. She immediately regretted sucking my face.

cooby Dec 22 2016 05:38 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I often dream I am driving my car from the backseat. I also dream quite often that I walk each day to Altoona which is, I don't know, 75 miles or so from where I live.

Edgy MD May 23 2017 05:37 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I was in Vegas, or some other gambling town. I made a point to assiduously avoid any gambling, because my wife was worried about money. I came across some barker inviting me into a casino to win big money at trivia. No money down, just come in and play! The winner gets six million! I entered the room and about sixty people were there. "A one in sixty chance to win six big ones?" I thought, "I like my odds!" They handed out a sheet of paper with about 20 questions. I struggled with the latter-day pop music and television questions and thought that I was screwed, but afterwards they announced that there were six perfect scores, five people in the room and one who had filled out his quiz earlier, and I was a finalist! We were invited to come back in the evening for the big finals. Before we began, the failed contestants made up the audience, and we finalists were each sat down and informed our mystery guest had (again) already given his answers to all the final questions at another location, "And he's here with us now, please welcome ... DONALD TRUMP!" Trump walks in, a big grin and a wave, expecting thundering applause, but I realized the fix was in, and I did ... Not. Keep. My. Head. I turned over tables, screaming about what bullshit this all was. I got a couple of other people in on it too, but nobody was quite so animated as I was. After surprising myself in the prelims, I had allowed myself to think I had a real shot at winning, and I was out of control — a real danger to myself and others. I was being dragged from the room with my arms locked behind my back when my restless-sleeping dog woke me up. I'd've like to see how the dream played itself out, but I'm pretty sure I didn't win.

MFS62 May 24 2017 12:42 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I was driving an old style 1940's era taxi backwards on an icy New York City street. It was a wide avenue in mid town, just South of Central Park. I have no idea what happened next, because I woke up. Later

cooby Jun 01 2017 07:43 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Just had a nap on my daughters couch and dreamed of haunted lamps, a sweeper that would not stay on, two chandeliers falling from ceiling as I tried to change bulbs, a broom with just a plastic straight edge instead of straw (and there was broken glass everywhere thanks to all the broken lights),a freak ice storm, a cat and another little animal I can't recall now, my daughter as a child, a baby (there's always an unidentified baby in my dreams), and a mad mother cause I tried to tell her but I lost my voice and couldn't talk or scream She thought I was just screwing off and stomped off to the bathroom. Hollered out the bathroom window to shovel that ice. Oh yeah and though my daughter was home she called to have us pick her up at school. That's when all this shit started happening

cooby Jun 01 2017 07:46 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

By the way I must say my mommy would never yell at me to shovel the ice. And I have a sore throat now

d'Kong76 Aug 17 2017 02:06 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Had a dream last night that Ozzy died in a car crash. Weird. [youtube:34tkikv6]TGgECvDBDCU[/youtube:34tkikv6]

Ceetar Sep 13 2017 07:40 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

I both listened to the podcast Steal This Beer with Augie Carton yesterday, and watched episode one of House of Cards ... the scene starts in a large room, with a long table to one side with stuff one it, one thing of which is a cutting board with a loaf of Italian Bread, a few slices cut. Augie says "I'm not even going to get into what this all means" inferring that this episode of House of Cards is dripping with allusions to something else. This statement is actually the first thing that happens, and then the table materializes as I turn to look at it. I recognize the bread as a clear Godfather reference. Next we (me and Zoe Barnes. We're fast friends apparently.) sit down with a couple and Frank Underwood. The older woman of the couple makes a remark about the thickness of the ink in the pen she's handed. Frank makes a comment about quills, and she responds that it's okay, shes' familiar with writing with them. I instinctively knew/know this now, as she's some sort of quill aficionado and this is a card up Frank's sleeve. Zoe starts writing me notes. "I had sex last night." I understand this to mean with Frank. I hesitate and then write 'Good' she nods. I'm unsure of what to respond to this, and hesitate again and then put a period at the end of Good. then I hear "Daddy" over the baby monitor and Ceetarette wakes me up.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Sep 14 2017 03:10 AM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

The worst thing is getting those "Daddy" wake-up calls in the middle of one of those illicit-romance dreams. Weird coincidence? I had a quills-and-wax-seals-as-bonding thing in a dream a few months ago with Kate Winslet. (Another Kate!)

Ceetar Sep 14 2017 01:23 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

Kates get around I guess.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 14 2017 01:35 PM Re: Have you any dreams you'd like to sell?

One night last week I had four dreams about Myrna Loy. I was able to count that they were distinct dreams because I'd wake up in between and think, hey, I just had yet another dream about Myrna Loy. I don't really remember many of the details, but none of the dreams were sexual although one was pretty flirtatious. And in one of them she didn't actually appear. I was working at a wax museum and I had to find out her exact height so that her wax figure would be accurate. (According to the Internet, she was 5 feet, 6 inches.)