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Throwin' Ben Rowen

Edgy MD
Dec 15 2016 11:41 PM

Tim Tebow was the newest Met property for about three months, but Cory Burns only held that position for about an hour, as hustlin' Marc Carig announces the signing of another sidewinding righthanded reliever in Ben Rowen, who has spent most of his career with the Toronto organization, but has also been property of the Orioles, Dodgers, Cubs, and Rangers, logging 11.2 big league innings between 2014 (with Texas) and 2016 (Milwaukee).

More than a sidwinder, looks like a submariner.

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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 16 2016 02:36 AM
Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen

Affordable and Bradford-able.

seawolf17
Dec 16 2016 02:25 PM
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Sweet. Submariners are the BEST.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 16 2016 02:32 PM
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seawolf17 wrote:
Sweet. Submariners are the BEST.


Edgy MD
Dec 16 2016 02:51 PM
Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen

He screams a lot for a guy who's, you know, under water.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 16 2016 02:53 PM
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He can do that because he has wings on his ankles.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Dec 16 2016 07:02 PM
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I always assumed all the grousing and screaming was due to the scaly underwear.

Edgy MD
Dec 16 2016 08:03 PM
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you know, with that big jaw of his, I think Marvel could do worse than to name Michael Phelps their new Namor.