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Throwin' Ben Rowen
Edgy MD Dec 15 2016 11:41 PM |
Tim Tebow was the newest Met property for about three months, but Cory Burns only held that position for about an hour, as hustlin' Marc Carig announces the signing of another sidewinding righthanded reliever in Ben Rowen, who has spent most of his career with the Toronto organization, but has also been property of the Orioles, Dodgers, Cubs, and Rangers, logging 11.2 big league innings between 2014 (with Texas) and 2016 (Milwaukee).
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 16 2016 02:36 AM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
Affordable and Bradford-able.
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seawolf17 Dec 16 2016 02:25 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
Sweet. Submariners are the BEST.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 16 2016 02:32 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
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Edgy MD Dec 16 2016 02:51 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
He screams a lot for a guy who's, you know, under water.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 16 2016 02:53 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
He can do that because he has wings on his ankles.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Dec 16 2016 07:02 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
I always assumed all the grousing and screaming was due to the scaly underwear.
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Edgy MD Dec 16 2016 08:03 PM Re: Throwin' Ben Rowen |
you know, with that big jaw of his, I think Marvel could do worse than to name Michael Phelps their new Namor.
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