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Worst Song of the Season

Edgy MD
Dec 24 2016 02:52 PM

Last night, driving home from a visit with friends, I TWICE stumbled upon "Taking Care of Christmas" a shameful ten-minutes-in-the-back-room rewrite of "TCoB" by Randy Bachman. Turn in your rock 'n' roll passport, Randy.

cooby
Dec 24 2016 06:34 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

I hate Santa Baby. Always have.

My grocery store has been playing this horrid song by, I think, Cyndi Lauper. 'Feels like Christmas, just like Christmas...'. Her voice and the military style drums in the background make it a true disaster. A good time to head to frozen foods and hope the coolers drown it out.

Also in the past I heard a godawful Donna Summer ditty but not this year and with any luck I won't remember how it goes now

Whatever happened to Silver Bells and Merry Christmas Darling? :(

themetfairy
Dec 24 2016 09:24 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

The Little Drummer Boy. That song makes me positively psychotic!

themetfairy
Dec 24 2016 09:25 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

cooby wrote:
I hate Santa Baby. Always have.



True - the infantile vocalizing is awful!

SteveJRogers
Dec 24 2016 09:26 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

themetfairy wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy. That song makes me positively psychotic!


I'd imagine the Crosby-Bowie version was played more than usual this season. Peace on Earth...can it be...

seawolf17
Dec 24 2016 09:28 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

SteveJRogers wrote:
themetfairy wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy. That song makes me positively psychotic!


I'd imagine the Crosby-Bowie version was played more than usual this season. Peace on Earth...can it be...

That's the only version of that song that I can even mildly tolerate.

themetfairy
Dec 24 2016 09:29 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

seawolf17 wrote:
SteveJRogers wrote:
themetfairy wrote:
The Little Drummer Boy. That song makes me positively psychotic!


I'd imagine the Crosby-Bowie version was played more than usual this season. Peace on Earth...can it be...

That's the only version of that song that I can even mildly tolerate.


Same here.

RealityChuck
Dec 24 2016 10:03 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

themetfairy wrote:
cooby wrote:
I hate Santa Baby. Always have.



True - the infantile vocalizing is awful!
Try Earth Kitt's version. It's sexy and certainly not infantile.

[youtube]jFMyF9fDKzE[/youtube]

Lefty Specialist
Dec 24 2016 10:35 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

There's far worse than Santa Baby out there. There's 'Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer', and there's this:

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Edgy MD
Dec 24 2016 10:47 PM
Re: Worst Song of the Season

I don't mean to indict any modestly sincere composition, just the professional laziness and the attempt to sneak into the back door of programmed playlists by doing a mealymouthed lyrics rewrite of your signature song.

"That was Joe Walsh with 'Santa's Been Good to Me So Far,' and here's Thomas Dolby with 'She Blinded Me with Presents'!"

Show some self-respect!

Mets Guy in Michigan
Dec 27 2016 04:23 PM
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I had fun dissecting what I think is the worst Christmas song ever. It's from Bing Crosby and family, about a snowman who throws himself on a burning porch to save the family.

Yes, I'm serious.

[url]http://metsguyinmichigan.blogspot.com/2016/12/something-special-about-december_7.html

cooby
Dec 27 2016 04:27 PM
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winner winner!

Edgy MD
Dec 27 2016 04:27 PM
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That's quite a stunner.

Mets Guy in Michigan
Dec 27 2016 04:34 PM
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With something like that, I always wonder if the composers finished, sat back and said, "Hey, that's good!" Or, did they say something like, "Wow. Bing's not really going to sing this, is he?"