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2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

YA GOTTA RELIEVE! (New York Daily News)

10 votes

WHAT A HAM! (New York Daily News)

6 votes

Benjamin Grimm Dec 05 2016 11:16 AM

Winner of Round 1.1.5 YA GOTTA RELIEVE! New York Daily News, March 30, 2016. His "bladder woes" behind him, Matt Harvey looks forward to opening the season. Winner of Round 1.1.4 WHAT A HAM! New York Daily News, March 1, 2016. Yoenis Cespedes has purchased a champion pig.

Benjamin Grimm Dec 05 2016 11:25 AM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

Second-round voting begins with an epic battle between a pig and a urinal!

d'Kong76 Dec 05 2016 12:26 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

Went with Ham, pass the pineapple mustard please...

John Cougar Lunchbucket Dec 05 2016 01:04 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig?

Lefty Specialist Dec 05 2016 01:17 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig? All this and more.

MFS62 Dec 05 2016 01:44 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

Lefty Specialist wrote: RELIEVE is hilarious: The KC logo that gets pissed on; the Harvey macho posturing as though he just finished using it (with his glove on!); the terrible pun that's also Met-related; the extra digs in the subhead: Flushed, "hold it in." I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. How on Earth can it lose to a crappy inset photo of a pig? All this and more. Yep. That pig cover page didn't seem Kosher to me. Later

Benjamin Grimm Dec 05 2016 02:07 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I'll bet Harvey irl does pump his fists after peeing. That wouldn't surprise me at all!

Benjamin Grimm Dec 12 2016 04:03 PM Re: 2016 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 2.1.1

Urinal defeats pig! Film at eleven!