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Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie
A Boy Named Seo Mar 06 2017 05:10 AM |
My phone, via Jim Bowden, has just informed me that the Mets are one of 4 teams interested in recently released 3B/2B-man Brett Lawrie, late of the Chisox.
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Edgy MD Mar 06 2017 05:18 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
He's, like, eight years younger than Kelly Johnson. Johnson gives you what Lawrie does, but from the left side. Plus he plays outfield as well as first, second, and third.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 06 2017 12:14 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
He always struck me as a douchebag but I also gave it some thought
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Edgy MD Mar 06 2017 12:56 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
I Googled "Is Brett Lawrie a doucebag?" because I like to be up on the issues.
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TransMonk Mar 06 2017 02:09 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Ugh.
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seawolf17 Mar 06 2017 02:18 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
All professional athletes are douchebags.
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TransMonk Mar 06 2017 02:23 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
I would counter that all professional athletes are not duct-tape-40-ounce-bottles-to-your-hand, fang-mouthpiece-wearing, butt-crack-thumbs-up-giving douchebags.
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Frayed Knot Mar 06 2017 02:40 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Hard to see what kind of role he'd fill, especially considering that the Mets has to figure out pretty soon what they've got in players such as Cecchini, Nimmo, Plawecki, Reynolds, Flores, etc.
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Edgy MD Mar 06 2017 02:49 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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I'd understand where his Nathan-and-Koehler experience might leave him with that impression, though.
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seawolf17 Mar 06 2017 03:00 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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Fair point.
Not a fair point. Joe is a super nice dude. (Never met TK.)
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Lefty Specialist Mar 06 2017 03:08 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Well, he was right about those two balls being called strikes.
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Edgy MD Mar 06 2017 03:17 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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Yeah, that was goofy, wasn't it? I think when you've made a few All Star teams, being petulant and bitchy helps you get your calls. I think when you haven't, it helps you lose your calls. Umps aren't ashamed about being intimidated by Roger Clemens, but they want to show the Lowries of the world who is boss.
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smg58 Mar 06 2017 03:18 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
I don't think I'd offer him more than a no-promises minor league deal. If he takes it, fine. If he doesn't, fine.
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A Boy Named Seo Mar 06 2017 03:25 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Oh, man, those pictures. I imagine that Lawrie is like the shitty, little cousin to AJ Burnett.
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Ashie62 Mar 07 2017 12:17 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Lawrie is a total punk without the game.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Mar 07 2017 12:37 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Walk rates and K-rates and OBP and power numbers dipping steadily, to the point where they're below MLB average for all hitters, defense already on the wane... AND he's a red-ass frat boy without the worthless degree? Sign me up!
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41Forever Mar 07 2017 01:14 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Don't we have infield depth? I don't understand why we need him.
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d'Kong76 Mar 07 2017 01:28 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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Frayed Knot Mar 07 2017 04:19 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
I find I'm sometimes conflating Brett Lawrie with Brett Wallace.
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MFS62 Mar 07 2017 04:26 AM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
The only thing that may be more repulsive than a flat-cap-wearing MFY fan-type punk is the cap-to-the-side-with-upturned-brim face-making type punk.
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A Boy Named Seo Mar 07 2017 07:24 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
The clubhouse Brett Lawrie will annoy this year doesn't look to be within Citi Field.
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Lefty Specialist Mar 07 2017 09:25 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Just for fun I want to duct tape a 40 of Colt .45 to my hand this weekend just to see how it feels.
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Edgy MD Mar 07 2017 09:33 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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We don't have douchebag depth.
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 07 2017 09:48 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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I cover the whole infield myself! [fimg=700]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/e3/b4/21/e3b42131c1aa9730d6f35655b6d013c0.jpg[/fimg]
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 07 2017 09:53 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
Does anyone know what the tattoo on Harvey's left breast says? Is it something about Qualcomm?
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 07 2017 09:57 PM Re: Let me ask for your opinion of Brett Lawrie |
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SHAVE HERE BUT NOT NIPPLES According to Harv it actually says:
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