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Headline of the Day

Frayed Knot Mar 07 2017 04:45 AM

... or week, or month, or whatever. I recently stuck one of these in an all-purpose thread but some websites are just too good and so I decided this topic needs its own space. So in addition to last week's gem of: [u:2wtzzjk9]Man found buried under massive pile of porn mags[/u:2wtzzjk9], I now add: [u:2wtzzjk9]Wife poisons husbands Lucky Charms to avoid sex with him[/u:2wtzzjk9]

Frayed Knot Mar 29 2017 01:56 PM Re: Headline of the Day

[u:2snx7utx]Missing Man Found Inside Python[/u:2snx7utx]

cooby Mar 29 2017 06:58 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Lol, how long did it take to notice the man shaped bump?

Frayed Knot Mar 29 2017 07:03 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Apparently some folks went looking for man who didn't show up to wherever he was supposed to be. This is in Indonesia, btw. While looking they came across one of his boots. Nearby to that they found an engorged snake. Cutting open the snake confirmed the worst case scenario.

cooby Mar 29 2017 09:10 PM Re: Headline of the Day

We have this column in our paper called "Weird News" and nothing compares to that

cooby Mar 31 2017 08:49 PM Re: Headline of the Day

The film clip on USA Today of that bridge fire and collapse blows my mind. Wouldn't it be awful to be driving toward that and not know what to do?? Cars turning around right into traffic

Frayed Knot Mar 31 2017 08:54 PM Re: Headline of the Day

cooby wrote: We have this column in our paper called "Weird News" and nothing compares to that That's because news of guys getting eaten by pythons in Indonesia is also known as 'Tuesday'. I suspect it might be a bit rarer in Pennsylvania.

cooby Mar 31 2017 08:55 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Lol. Yeah thank heavens

Frayed Knot May 16 2017 03:10 AM Re: Headline of the Day

NYDN: [u:3si5dr5n]Man Busted in Mother's Day Stabbing in Oregon was Carrying a Severed Head[/u:3si5dr5n]

Lefty Specialist May 16 2017 02:04 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Cops: Man high on PCP stops van in Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate

Benjamin Grimm May 16 2017 02:07 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Wait... you're not supposed to do that?

Edgy MD May 16 2017 02:26 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Not in a tunnel, man. Sheesh.

Lefty Specialist May 16 2017 02:32 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Well, at least he stopped. Better than veering in and out of lanes, I guess. "Sorry I'm late, honey. Traffic was awful. There was this.........oh, never mind."

41Forever May 16 2017 07:34 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Wait... you're not supposed to do that? The real reason for the push for autonomous vehicles.

RealityChuck May 16 2017 08:07 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Edgy MD wrote: Not in a tunnel, man. Sheesh. One might say it's the perfect place for it. Especially when a train goes into a tunnel.

MFS62 May 18 2017 12:36 PM Re: Headline of the Day

RealityChuck wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Not in a tunnel, man. Sheesh. One might say it's the perfect place for it. Especially when a train goes into a tunnel. Those weren't the headlights of the oncoming train. He was watching a porn video. Later

Lefty Specialist May 21 2017 12:55 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Five hospitalized after eating gas station nacho cheese

Benjamin Grimm May 21 2017 02:31 PM Re: Headline of the Day

This is a headline I never would have thought I'd see: Anderson Cooper apologizes for conjuring image of Trump defecating on his desk

Mets Willets Point May 22 2017 02:31 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Hubble Just Spotted Something Massive Coming Out of Uranus

Frayed Knot May 22 2017 05:48 PM Re: Headline of the Day

I knew I shouldn't have sat on that hubble. Then there's the ironic ones which you kind of enjoy: BIG GAME HUNTER KILLED WHEN ELEPHANT THAT WAS SHOT FALLS ON TOP OF HIM

Mets Willets Point May 22 2017 08:38 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Oh how tragic. That's such an awful way to go. I feel so bad for that elephant.

Ashie62 May 24 2017 09:45 PM Re: Headline of the Day

ABC News "How Concertgoers can stay safe during an attack."

MFS62 May 25 2017 01:04 AM Re: Headline of the Day

This is a headline I never would have thought I'd see: Anderson Cooper apologizes for conjuring image of Trump defecating on his desk You're right. He should have just shown the video. From Business Insider (as seen on Yahoo): If a nuclear bomb explodes nearby, here's why you should never, ever get in a car Later

Lefty Specialist May 26 2017 12:20 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Machete-Wielding Clown Tries To Hitchhike Along Busy California Highway

Frayed Knot Jun 01 2017 04:50 PM Re: Headline of the Day

DOCTORS WARN WOMEN AGAINST PUTTING WASP NESTS IN THEIR VAGINAS

Benjamin Grimm Jun 01 2017 04:52 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Is it okay for men to do it?

Mets Willets Point Jun 01 2017 05:16 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Not if you don't want to get slapped. And stung.

themetfairy Jun 01 2017 05:22 PM Re: Headline of the Day

You don't have to tell me twice. Eek!

Frayed Knot Jun 01 2017 06:08 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Is it okay for men to do it? The medical community is still silent on this issue, citing a lack of available test subjects for their research.

Edgy MD Jun 12 2017 03:58 PM Re: Headline of the Day

And they say journalism is dead.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 15 2017 06:08 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Two-Headed Porpoise Found For First Time The headline almost seems to imply that people have been out searching for two-headed porpoises.

Frayed Knot Jun 22 2017 03:03 AM Re: Headline of the Day

FITNESS MODEL KILLED IN FREAK WHIPPED CREAM ACCIDENT

Fman99 Jun 22 2017 11:10 AM Re: Headline of the Day

Frayed Knot wrote: FITNESS MODEL KILLED IN FREAK WHIPPED CREAM ACCIDENT Clearly, you have to read the manual or you put yourself at risk.

Frayed Knot Jun 22 2017 12:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Like the previous headline stressing that this was a first time two-headed porpoise sighting, I like that this one distinguishes itself from a routine whipped cream accident.

MFS62 Jun 22 2017 01:31 PM Re: Headline of the Day

[crossout:2q4joa64]You can joke about this if you like, but you have no idea how difficult it is to get the whipped cream into that 55 gallon vat along with the live ostrich and your date.[/crossout:2q4joa64] Yeah, you have to read the manual. Later

Benjamin Grimm Jun 23 2017 10:07 AM Re: Headline of the Day

'Half-human' lamb in South Africa terrifies both locals and the internet

cooby Jun 23 2017 12:20 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Not looking not looking not looking

Lefty Specialist Jun 30 2017 11:45 PM Re: Headline of the Day

NASA denies Infowars claim that the agency runs a child slave colony on Mars

Frayed Knot Jun 30 2017 11:57 PM Re: Headline of the Day

I love how conspiracy theorists think we have people (slaves or otherwise) on Mars but that the Moon landings were faked.

MFS62 Jul 11 2017 02:40 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Viagra won't advertise on NFL games, signaling softening ad market Later

Frayed Knot Jul 12 2017 11:46 AM Re: Headline of the Day

Another headline wondered if NFL ad revenues are about to "go limp" now that neither Viagra nor Cialis are renewing their NFL buys; one could even say that they're 'pulling out'. The backstory here is that the patents for both products are about to expire meaning the market is about to be flooded with cheaper generic brands making hugely expensive ad campaigns trying to out-brand each other no longer worth the money. But before the teamsters haul the 'fuck tubs' away (I never did get how separate bath tubs promoted intimacy) and donate them to one of those house restoration shows, the headlines writers are going to have themselves one last fling as it were.

MFS62 Jul 12 2017 12:43 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Frayed Knot wrote: headlines writers are going to have themselves one last fling as it were. ... and the articles will try to go deeper than that. Later

MFS62 Jul 24 2017 01:26 PM Re: Headline of the Day

From this past winter: Quebec snowmobiler dies after driving under a moose. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/ ... -1.1321220 Drops mic. Later

d'Kong76 Jul 26 2017 05:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Funion wrote: Trump Signs Executive Order to Add His Head to Mount Rushmore

Benjamin Grimm Jul 28 2017 06:05 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Mets Willets Point Jul 31 2017 02:19 AM Re: Headline of the Day

‘I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face. Please hurry.’

Frayed Knot Jul 31 2017 02:33 AM Re: Headline of the Day

Mets Willets Point wrote: I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face. I hate when that happens.

Frayed Knot Aug 04 2017 05:18 PM Re: Headline of the Day

BRACE FOR A TRULY TERRIBLE HURRICANE SEASON Now there's nothing particularly weird about that headline ... EXCEPT THAT I READ IT EVERY YEAR!!!! Every summer, for at least the last ten and maybe more like 20, I read/hear how THIS year is going to be the one where, either by quantity or by size of storms, we're going to get our collective asses kicked. Except that, for the most part, large hurricanes making landfall on the continental U.S. have been below average in recent years but nobody ever changes predictions after they're wrong they just go ahead and make the next one figuring no one will remember the last. And of course trumpeting that this is going to be a somewhat average-ish year for storms doesn't make the cut when determining what leads the news.

Benjamin Grimm Aug 17 2017 01:05 PM Re: Headline of the Day

MarketWatch.com wrote: A quarter of people hurt themselves while grooming their pubic hair

Ceetar Aug 17 2017 01:24 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Frayed Knot wrote: BRACE FOR A TRULY TERRIBLE HURRICANE SEASON Now there's nothing particularly weird about that headline ... EXCEPT THAT I READ IT EVERY YEAR!!!! Every summer, for at least the last ten and maybe more like 20, I read/hear how THIS year is going to be the one where, either by quantity or by size of storms, we're going to get our collective asses kicked. Except that, for the most part, large hurricanes making landfall on the continental U.S. have been below average in recent years but nobody ever changes predictions after they're wrong they just go ahead and make the next one figuring no one will remember the last. And of course trumpeting that this is going to be a somewhat average-ish year for storms doesn't make the cut when determining what leads the news. Well, at the current time there is a hurricane and three disturbances. so it's peek hurricane media season.

Frayed Knot Aug 18 2017 05:57 PM Re: Headline of the Day

MAN ARRESTED FOR HIDING CORPSE IN SHOPPING CART

d'Kong76 Aug 22 2017 02:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Popular Robots are Dangerously Easy to Hack, Researchers Say

themetfairy Aug 22 2017 02:56 PM Re: Headline of the Day

From last week - Truck With 20 Tons Of Nutella And Chocolate Vanishes; Police Hunt For Semi's Sweets

TransMonk Aug 26 2017 09:12 PM Re: Headline of the Day Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 26 2017 09:16 PM

Paducah, Kentucky Man Who Booked Prostitute Finds It's His Own Wife

Frayed Knot Aug 26 2017 09:15 PM Re: Headline of the Day

EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION IS HURTING CHINESE MILITARY -- from the NY Post of course - http://nypost.com/2017/08/25/excessive- ... -military/

Mets Willets Point Aug 26 2017 09:17 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Good headline, fake news.

Benjamin Grimm Aug 27 2017 02:38 PM Re: Headline of the Day

"It rains solid diamonds on Uranus and Neptune"

Benjamin Grimm Sep 01 2017 03:05 PM Re: Headline of the Day

"Nearly half of men can't correctly identify a vagina"

cooby Sep 01 2017 09:14 PM Re: Headline of the Day

I hope they can identify their wife's

d'Kong76 Sep 06 2017 01:29 PM Re: Headline of the Day

As Seen In 'Trading Places,' Weather Can Roil The Orange Market

Edgy MD Sep 07 2017 01:44 AM Re: Headline of the Day

"Donald Trump Spun the Giant Wheel in His Head and It Landed on 'Ruin Paul Ryan's Life'"

Mets Willets Point Sep 07 2017 09:29 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Frayed Knot wrote: BRACE FOR A TRULY TERRIBLE HURRICANE SEASON Now there's nothing particularly weird about that headline ... EXCEPT THAT I READ IT EVERY YEAR!!!! Every summer, for at least the last ten and maybe more like 20, I read/hear how THIS year is going to be the one where, either by quantity or by size of storms, we're going to get our collective asses kicked. Except that, for the most part, large hurricanes making landfall on the continental U.S. have been below average in recent years but nobody ever changes predictions after they're wrong they just go ahead and make the next one figuring no one will remember the last. And of course trumpeting that this is going to be a somewhat average-ish year for storms doesn't make the cut when determining what leads the news. Seems that this headline hit the mark.

Lefty Specialist Sep 27 2017 06:10 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Top Saudi Education Official Fired After Yoda Shows Up In History Textbook

d'Kong76 Sep 27 2017 06:26 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Legalized Cannabis a Boon for McDonalds and Taco Bell Munchies Driving Up Fast-Food Sales in States Where Marijuana is Legal (that Yoda picture is hilarious)

Benjamin Grimm Sep 27 2017 06:36 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Yeah, but why isn't Jeff Wilpon in that photo?

d'Kong76 Sep 27 2017 06:55 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Haha, someone will have to get on that!

Benjamin Grimm Sep 29 2017 12:30 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Who woulda thought? Model Goes Blind After Tattooing Eyeball, Warns Others of Dangers

cooby Sep 29 2017 02:06 PM Re: Headline of the Day

I saw that too. Probably the stupidest thing I ever saw someone do to themselves. Waah! I can't model any more!

Mets Willets Point Sep 29 2017 06:00 PM Re: Headline of the Day

No. 2 if by sea: Outhouse tied to Paul Revere is excavated

Benjamin Grimm Oct 01 2017 03:15 PM Re: Headline of the Day

How does something like this happen? Flutes possibly contaminated with semen given to California students, schools warn

Benjamin Grimm Oct 01 2017 05:12 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Woman turns discarded vagina skin into jewelry

Frayed Knot Oct 01 2017 06:12 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Benjamin Grimm wrote: How does something like this happen? Flutes possibly contaminated with semen given to California students, schools warn Well, one time back in band camp ...

MFS62 Oct 01 2017 09:18 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Here's one I never expected to see this year: Big Win against the Jaguars with Patriots loss Jets tied for second with New England at 2-2 on the Season. Later

Lefty Specialist Oct 01 2017 09:36 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Snagged luxury box seats from one of my vendors for this game. Lots o'fun.

cooby Oct 01 2017 11:32 PM Re: Headline of the Day

I love it when the patriots lose. Long may they not reign!

Frayed Knot Oct 04 2017 05:55 PM Re: Headline of the Day

SCIENTISTS CONFIRM WE'RE NOT LIVING IN A COMPUTER SIMULATION Well, sure, but if we were living in a computer simulation that's exactly what they'd tell you to believe.

Benjamin Grimm Oct 05 2017 12:49 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Santa dead, archaeologists say

Ashie62 Oct 05 2017 01:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Hockey Player demands in-flight cocaine and pees on food cart. CBS

Lefty Specialist Oct 05 2017 05:03 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Fan-demanded Szechuan Sauce returning to McDonald's for 1 day

Benjamin Grimm Oct 14 2017 11:14 AM Re: Headline of the Day

From CNN: Trump says he spoke to US Virgin Islands' 'president' -- which is him

d'Kong76 Oct 30 2017 07:44 PM Re: Headline of the Day

SAUDI ARABIA WILL ALLOW WOMEN IN SPORTS ARENAS BEGINNING IN 2018 -- Bloomberg @business Hopefully this is only to work and not actually watch an event!

Benjamin Grimm Nov 10 2017 07:38 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Your house is a gigantic bug habitat, and there's nothing you can do about it

Lefty Specialist Nov 10 2017 07:47 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Your house is a gigantic bug habitat, and there's nothing you can do about it

Edgy MD Nov 11 2017 04:17 AM Re: Headline of the Day

Suspect's farts makes police stop interview in Kansas

Benjamin Grimm Dec 02 2017 01:45 AM Re: Headline of the Day

Delivery Driver For Amazon Caught On Camera Pooping On Man's Driveway

Lefty Specialist Dec 07 2017 08:36 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Service dog causes chaos at ‘Cats’ performance

Benjamin Grimm Dec 20 2017 02:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Fish Sex Sounds like Machine Guns And Is So Loud It Deafens Dolphins

cooby Dec 21 2017 04:14 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Service dog causes chaos at ‘Cats’ performance I love CATS! This is funny :D

cooby Dec 21 2017 04:14 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Have any of you seen the story of the Palestinian teen arrested for kicking an Isreali solder?

Nymr83 Dec 21 2017 06:08 PM Re: Headline of the Day

cooby wrote: Have any of you seen the story of the Palestinian teen arrested for kicking an Isreali solder? why is that even a story? assaulting a soldier got you arrested? you are very lucky that is all you got. Palestinian "adults" (adult-aged persons who lack the maturity of actual adults) encourage teenagers and even younger children to do these things to try and create fake news and provoke responses. their children are tools to them. they (the adults) are animals.

cooby Dec 21 2017 06:37 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Oh it's most definitely a story.

Edgy MD Dec 21 2017 07:01 PM Re: Headline of the Day

There's a second side to the story. Once you type "they are animals," you're in a bad territory.

Nymr83 Dec 21 2017 07:09 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Edgy MD wrote: There's a second side to the story. Once you type "they are animals," you're in a bad territory. the "they" referred specifically to the people who send their children to do things like this. if you can't agree with that, you are part of the problem.

cooby Dec 21 2017 08:20 PM Re: Headline of the Day

This is at least the third video of this little girl assaulting or threatening a soldier, so she's a bit of a hothead. NYMR is no doubt right; the kids in the family have a way of getting hurt and or arrested. Not to say I agree with either side. It would be horrible to have to raise your children, or to be a child, in this type of atmosphere. The thing is, with her striking looks, if she got educated and learned to be a leader, she could probably become a force for good. But who knows.

Edgy MD Dec 21 2017 08:23 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Nymr83 wrote: Edgy MD wrote: There's a second side to the story. Once you type "they are animals," you're in a bad territory. the "they" referred specifically to the people who send their children to do things like this. if you can't agree with that, you are part of the problem. Oh, come on. Don't go pointing fingers at me. Either we're all animals, or none of us are. Dehumanizing our enemies is not going to get us anywhere. I promise you, I'm doing what I can for Palestinian-Israeli peace.

Nymr83 Dec 21 2017 09:31 PM Re: Headline of the Day

People who will put their underage children in harm's way rather than themselves are animals, i'll be happy to keep repeating it.

Edgy MD Dec 21 2017 09:33 PM Re: Headline of the Day

None of us knows what this child's parents told her to do.

cooby Jan 09 2018 11:42 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Finding it nuts that a schoolteacher was handcuffed and arrested at a school board meeting for speaking out about a superintendents pay raise And how about that sports reporter that was thank god found alive in Texas. Wasn't expecting that but I am very happy

Benjamin Grimm Jan 24 2018 04:50 PM Re: Headline of the Day

A Dozen Camels Disqualified From Saudi Beauty Pageant Over Botox Injections

Nymr83 Jan 24 2018 05:07 PM Re: Headline of the Day

These idiots followed their GPS... into a lake! [url]http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/2018/01/23/waze-google-lake-champlain-car/1057316001/

Lefty Specialist Jan 24 2018 06:52 PM Re: Headline of the Day

These idiots followed their GPS... into a lake! [url]http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/story/news/2018/01/23/waze-google-lake-champlain-car/1057316001/ It's been done before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOW_kPzY_JY

cooby Mar 09 2018 09:35 PM Re: Headline of the Day

Only in Russia.... https://qz.com/1225789/a-fisherman-disc ... n-siberia/