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Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads, 2017

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 03 2017 06:23 PM

Citi is, like, Jane Jacobs reincarnated... as a banking multinational!

Fman99 Apr 03 2017 07:36 PM SNY One Sentence Commercial Summaries, 2017

Chicks with giant foreheads use USAA for their auto insurance.

Mets Willets Point Apr 03 2017 07:56 PM Re: SNY One Sentence Commercial Summaries, 2017

On the radio I'm hearing lots of Diocese of Brooklyn, but no COBA.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 03 2017 07:57 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

"You gotta look good for the (Empire City Casino) pictures," says Abe Vigoda's slightly younger, less-photogenic cousin.

Ceetar Apr 03 2017 08:31 PM Re: SNY One Sentence Commercial Summaries, 2017

Mets Willets Point wrote: On the radio I'm hearing lots of Diocese of Brooklyn, but no COBA. Reconciliation Monday!

Edgy MD Apr 03 2017 08:36 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

I think COBA is out while Nawmin Seabrook awaits his fate. The archbishop of Brooklyn has almost as good an accent as Nawmin, though.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 05 2017 11:34 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

The same. Samuel Adams commercial. Like. Five times. In a row.

metirish Apr 06 2017 12:53 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Pierce Brosnan , a cowboy with an Irish accent in The Son

d'Kong76 Apr 08 2017 12:26 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Don't forget to tell your doctor if you've had an organ transplant.* *(seriously, don't hide shit from your doc)

Fman99 Apr 08 2017 12:54 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Guy laying in his bed makes you think he's dying of tobacco use, only, he's just having a nap before he shoots some hoops, luckily for him.

Lefty Specialist Apr 09 2017 04:32 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA where's my Snickers?

Frayed Knot Apr 10 2017 02:11 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

"Food you want to fork" REALLY? That's the slogan you're going with?!?!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Apr 22 2017 12:54 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

You guys, this heroin shit is serious-- white NJ kids are affected!

Fman99 Apr 22 2017 02:40 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

My wife's mowing the lawn cause I got the 'zyma

Frayed Knot Apr 24 2017 01:59 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Go ahead ESPN, just try to make me watch 'First Take'!!

Fman99 May 03 2017 02:17 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Ghouls ride train.

themetfairy May 03 2017 02:32 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Fman99 wrote: Ghouls ride train. That one always amuses me.

Fman99 May 04 2017 01:50 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Man has near hiring experience with ethnic lady.

Fman99 May 10 2017 01:25 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Chevy has won many fine awards, ask these cunts.

Fman99 May 25 2017 01:40 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Grouchy, gay looking woman knows many things about denim.

cooby May 25 2017 04:33 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

I seriously wish I could see some of these ads

Ceetar May 25 2017 05:54 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

cooby wrote: I seriously wish I could see some of these ads you could if we bothered to google and embed hte youtube.

Frayed Knot May 29 2017 02:37 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Let's just say that I'd consider a combo involving Jim Beam and Mila Kunis to be the makings of a good night.

Edgy MD May 29 2017 08:35 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

I am deeply annoyed by "we spoke to this demographically diverse focus group" car commercials. The white guy in the group always gets off a totally not-funny joke at the end that makes the young women in the group laugh. If I got into a new car focus group, I'd show those hyenas who's funny.

d'Kong76 May 29 2017 08:57 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

You're not spending $60,000 on one of our cars, you're making a statement.

Lefty Specialist Jun 25 2017 09:27 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Girl taking driving test drives just like every other teenager.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jun 25 2017 09:39 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

John Cougar Mellancamp sells out to the Japanese.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 25 2017 11:15 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Coors Light: our shitty beer is much colder than yours.

Fman99 Aug 19 2017 02:13 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Odd looking bastard shows outrage at the quality of his newly purchased office decor.

d'Kong76 Aug 23 2017 12:47 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Wi-fi, wi-fi... it's not a question.

d'Kong76 Aug 31 2017 12:44 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Neighbor with intrusive smelling pie admits to using it to snoop.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 31 2017 01:43 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Thank Jew, Majuh Wirll

Frayed Knot Sep 03 2017 01:10 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

[u:18fl2y33]The Jets: One Team, One Goal[/u:18fl2y33] Yes, unfortunately for their fans that goal is 2-14 or worse.

Edgy MD Sep 20 2017 05:32 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

The Mets actually have a sponsor named Cheap-O Air? I guess, next to Kars-4-Kids and YourMarketingSucks.com, it's not as embarrassing, but who would put their child on a plane with "Cheap-O" painted on the tail section? Do any of you fly Cheap-O?

Benjamin Grimm Sep 20 2017 06:00 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

I thought that too at first, but Cheap-O isn't an airline; it's a ticket booking service.

Edgy MD Sep 20 2017 06:07 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Ah, that makes it 23% less off-putting! It's not a fly-by-night carrier at all! It's an aggregator of fly-by-night carriers! Whew!

Frayed Knot Oct 21 2017 03:13 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

So there's been this add running during the playoffs for a service that apparently ships you 'daily contact lenses', like it's a copy of these mail delivered razor blade companies or, I suppose, diapers. But does anyone need a new set of contracts on a regular basis? What are these things, disposable? I've never worn contacts so I may just be clueless, but there appears to be something here I'm not getting.

d'Kong76 Oct 21 2017 03:29 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

There are daily contacts now and ones that you clean nightly for two weeks or so and then need replacing.

Frayed Knot Oct 21 2017 03:33 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Seems odd to me that that could be a better/cheaper option than regular contacts which I assumed lasted for months? years? I mean I assume these disposable types would be cheaper per set than more permanent ones, but in aggregate?

d'Kong76 Oct 21 2017 04:12 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

I've only worn the two-week ones (not a fan after a week) and the daily ones. I wear glasses 70% of the time these days. Get my contacts from Canada, gotta love Canada.

Frayed Knot Oct 21 2017 12:24 PM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Sounds like I had no idea of the lifespan of contact lenses. I guess I always assumed they lasted much longer.

Ceetar Oct 22 2017 12:48 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Frayed Knot wrote: Sounds like I had no idea of the lifespan of contact lenses. I guess I always assumed they lasted much longer. they make like, permanent ones that last a while and various others. I think the dailys are actually more expensive because they're meant to be disposable and you need like.. a lot of them. My wife mostly wears glasses but she switched to daily contacts a while back because they aggravated her eyes less. I guess the idea is they have to be less sturdy/durable so they can make them a little thinner or something along those lines.

Frayed Knot Oct 22 2017 03:08 AM Re: Paying the Bills: One-Sentence Descriptions of SNY Ads,

Ceetar wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: Sounds like I had no idea of the lifespan of contact lenses. I guess I always assumed they lasted much longer. they make like, permanent ones that last a while and various others. I think the dailys are actually more expensive because they're meant to be disposable and you need like.. a lot of them. That's what I assumed. It never occurred to me that going through dozens of them a year, much less a new pair daily, would be a cost effective thing. But I've never dealt with them so obviously I'm clueless here.