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Memories of Ty Kelly

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 10 2017 08:55 PM

Claimed by the Blue Jays, Twitter reports.

themetfairy
Apr 10 2017 08:57 PM
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I'll remember him for representing Team Israel in the WBC - who knew he was Jewish?

Best of luck north of the border Ty!

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 10 2017 09:01 PM
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I've already forgotten him.

Edgy MD
Apr 10 2017 09:06 PM
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Sad, soulful eyes. Human-proportioned body. Funny as heck on social media.

Great comic spokesman for the lousy lot of minor leaguers. This'll be his second tour of duty with Toronto.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 10 2017 09:08 PM
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First thing I thought of was his remark that he usually plays for Bird teams, but actually turns out he'd been with Toronto org previously (also O's and Cards). I guess that's all the birds.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
Apr 10 2017 09:26 PM
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I wanna say he had 1 or 2 really big RBIs last year but I don't actually remember them. Anyway, he took his walks, played third or left or wherever, switch hit and stuff. Put aside No. 55 when Kelly Johnson came back.

G-Fafif
Apr 10 2017 09:38 PM
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I rarely say this about the Ty Kellys of the world when they are plucked in these kinds of transactions, but NOOOOO!!!

OK, a little strong, but I grew really fond of this guy in the baseball sense. A hustler who got better as 2016 progressed. A 25th man who had the potential to become a 24th, maybe a 23rd man, depending on how you catalogue your excess relievers.

Ty was the most recent link in the Hot Rod Kanehl-Teddy Martinez-Bob Bailor-Super Joe McEwing-Chris Woodward and whoever I'm leaving out chain. Could have been had he had a bit more time to forge his utility ways.

I'll miss ya, Tyrus Raymond Kelly, A Genius In Spikes. Go kill the MFYs, or maybe Scranton.

Ashie62
Apr 10 2017 09:49 PM
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Maybe he can pick up a pension before its' all done. Good luck Ty

Edgy MD
Apr 10 2017 11:09 PM
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He's got it in the bag. Major leaguers now earn a pension after just 43 days in the bigs.

Kelly has rocked it for 76 days of big league service time. He's shakin' the money tree.

Lefty Specialist
Apr 10 2017 11:34 PM
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They'll claim him back when the Jays cut him.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 11 2017 12:53 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Sad, soulful eyes.


I always thought he should have leaned into it-- there's still time!-- with his walk-up moozak.

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MFS62
Apr 11 2017 12:57 AM
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G-Fafif wrote:
Ty was the most recent link in the Hot Rod Kanehl-Teddy Martinez-Bob Bailor-Super Joe McEwing-Chris Woodward and whoever I'm leaving out chain. Could have been had he had a bit more time to forge his utility ways.
I'll miss ya, Tyrus Raymond Kelly, A Genius In Spikes. Go kill the MFYs, or maybe Scranton.


That was beautiful, man. (sniff)

Later

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
Apr 11 2017 02:22 AM
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G-Fafif wrote:
Ty was the most recent link in the Hot Rod Kanehl-Teddy Martinez-Bob Bailor-Super Joe McEwing-Chris Woodward and whoever I'm leaving out chain. Could have been had he had a bit more time to forge his utility ways.


"A-HEM."

Zvon
Apr 11 2017 03:32 AM
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I remember that yesterday someone said that at the plate he looked like a deer in the headlights.

RealityChuck
Jan 23 2018 02:20 AM
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Looks like there may be more memories created:

Mets Bring Back Ty Kelly on Minors Deal

Edgy MD
Jan 23 2018 03:10 AM
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That's terrific! More funny.