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Tommy Milone

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 07 2017 06:06 PM

I think the radio guys just announced the Mets have acquired lefty Tommy Milone, recently DFAed by Milwaukee.

Had a decent run with the A's a few years back.

Frayed Knot
May 07 2017 10:24 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Better idea than Mat Latos who was recently DFA'd by Toronto
He had some decent seasons a few years back too, but not lately and, besides, he's a dick with far too many dicky tattoos.

Benjamin Grimm
May 07 2017 10:29 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Can we call him "Mayday"?

Edgy MD
May 07 2017 10:35 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Just don't call him Deadpool or Gambit or Atom something the like.

Benjamin Grimm
May 07 2017 10:44 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

How about "Millie the Model"?

Edgy MD
May 07 2017 11:18 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

It would certainly motivate Harvey to show up for the ballgames.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 08 2017 04:25 AM
Re: Tommy Milone

Pitch-to-contact guy, even at his best, which was 2015 and earlier. Sharply increasing HR/FB and hard-hit numbers over the past season-plus. So, "Shellhead," maybe?

This may not be the best fit.

Lefty Specialist
May 08 2017 09:15 AM
Re: Tommy Milone

Desperation move. He's probably better than Wilk and certainly better than Montero.

Edgy MD
May 08 2017 05:54 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Milone has worn 33 at his last two stops.

If the Mets really want to punish Matt Harvey ... .

Benjamin Grimm
May 08 2017 06:09 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

... they should set Milone up on a date with Adriana Lima.

themetfairy
May 08 2017 06:13 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

I'm sure he'll get the 35 off of Adam Wilk's back. Perhaps with Wilk's name still on it.

seawolf17
May 08 2017 06:15 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
... they should set Milone up on a date with Adriana Lima.

BOC

G-Fafif
May 09 2017 12:26 AM
Re: Tommy Milone

Milone will wear 29.

John Cougar Lunchbucket
May 09 2017 12:28 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Edgy MD wrote:
Milone has worn 33 at his last two stops.


G-Fafif wrote:
Milone will wear 29.


It would appear Milone's thing for 33 dates back to college when he was a USC teammate of Lucas Duda. Maybe the best punishment for Harvey would be to give Milone his number and re-issue Harvey something like 68 or 74.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr
May 09 2017 12:42 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Lefty Specialist wrote:
Desperation move. He's probably better than Wilk and certainly better than Montero.


Low-K lefty with a burgeoning HR problem... he basically IS Wilk, isn't he?

Edgy MD
May 09 2017 01:43 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
Milone has worn 33 at his last two stops.


G-Fafif wrote:
Milone will wear 29.


It would appear Milone's thing for 33 dates back to college when he was a USC teammate of Lucas Duda. Maybe the best punishment for Harvey would be to give Milone his number and re-issue Harvey something like 68 or 74.

That's the provocative copy this reader wants to see more of at MBTN.net. Run with it, kid.

Centerfield
May 09 2017 05:03 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote:
Lefty Specialist wrote:
Desperation move. He's probably better than Wilk and certainly better than Montero.


Low-K lefty with a burgeoning HR problem... he basically IS Wilk, isn't he?


Well, you hope he won't have jetlag.

Ashie62
May 09 2017 05:20 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Milone had a couple of decent years with the A's.

His last port of call was the Twinkies.

Nymr83
May 10 2017 05:27 AM
Re: Tommy Milone

i like the move - what else were you going to do? he has hte potential to fill in capably with all the injuries - unlike Adam Wilk!

Chad Ochoseis
May 11 2017 05:25 AM
Re: Tommy Milone

In Gotham's fair city
Where the pitching's not pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Tommy Milone
He gave us five innings
And we should have been winning
Crying the bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow
The bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow

He sure was a pitcher
But no belly itcher
With men on he even drove in a run
He gave us five innings
And we should have been winning
Crying the bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow
The bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow

His lead, well, we blew it, and that's all there is to it
But we've not seen the end of sweet Tommy Milone
He'll give us more innings
And maybe some winning
Crying the bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow
The bullpen and fielding, oh how they blow

cooby
May 12 2017 02:47 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Great song

Edgy MD
May 12 2017 02:55 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

He failed as a Twinkie
Folks thought he'd be stinky
And the Mets, they would call up Las Vegas that night
Saying "Send a new pitcher!
Dutch! Greek! Lubavitcher!"
But Tommy was decent
Oh, how could they know?!


Oh, how could they know?!
They'd all seen him throw!
As Tom slayed the Giants, they cried,
"How could we know?"

d'Kong76
May 22 2017 02:32 PM
Re: Tommy Milone

Funny typo in USA TODAY NETWORK piece, "So call off any plans for a Tommy
Milone bubble head promotion."