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Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 12 2017 11:01 AM

Gah! It's the Ivanka thread. Have at it, cooby. [youtube:16yg12j3]xHSisDPpOyo[/youtube:16yg12j3] I can't decide whether this interview makes me wanna vomit or gouge out Ivanka's eyeballs, but I can see how Ivanka needs a security clearance to whisper sweet nothings into her father's ears.

d'Kong76 Apr 12 2017 11:27 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I dunno, and ya'll are way more passionate about all this stuff, but if the nutjob's daughter can remind him he's being a dick again from time to time I say reel him in, Ivanka! Don't get the cooby reference other than I know she likes a good blonde joke from time to time lol.

cooby Apr 12 2017 11:46 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Yah, KC you haven't sent me a blond joke in a long time :D Batmags is referring to my saying he should start an Ivanka thread (baseball humor thread) an I told him I had a comment! And here it is (get ready!) I was watching an old "The Nanny" last winter and the little girl said she had a play date with Ivanka Trump. There, that's it!

Benjamin Grimm Apr 12 2017 11:52 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Geez, if only this had come out before the election!

Lefty Specialist Apr 12 2017 12:33 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Maybe she can take a jackhammer to Steve Bannon.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 12 2017 12:35 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Lefty Specialist wrote: Maybe she can take a jackhammer to Steve Bannon. He would probably consider that the best thing that ever happened to him.

cooby Apr 12 2017 03:07 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

And he could be right

MFS62 Apr 12 2017 03:39 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Lefty Specialist wrote: Maybe she can take a jackhammer to Steve Bannon. He would probably consider that the best thing that ever happened to him. The thought of that just brightened my day. Later

MFS62 Apr 12 2017 03:43 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: I can't decide whether this interview makes me wanna vomit or gouge out Ivanka's eyeballs, I got about a minute and a half into the video (could NOT take it any more) to realize I had the desire to do both. And probably in that order. Later

batmagadanleadoff Jun 01 2017 02:23 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

So I just put on the TV to watch the tail-end of the live coverage of Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreements. And I'm seeing the pansy wing of the Democrats giving more credit to Ivanka for, once again, doing nothing. Boy do I wish the Dems could do politics like the GOP. They're so much better at it.

Centerfield Jun 01 2017 04:06 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

It is really hard for me to judge how attractive Ivanka is. Obviously there is nothing inherently unattractive about her. But she looks like her father. And that makes me want to vomit. I think by definition, if a woman's looks makes you want to vomit, she is unattractive no?

cooby Jun 01 2017 07:06 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I saw a woman yesterday at the grocery store that looked like the Donald. Short blonde hair, jowls, etc. However, she looked kind instead of creepy.

Fman99 Jun 01 2017 07:30 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She's a rotten person and I would, only reluctantly, put the Hebrew Hammer to her.

cooby Jun 01 2017 07:33 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Imagine Chelsea Clinton in that same pose

themetfairy Jun 01 2017 08:40 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

cooby wrote: Imagine Chelsea Clinton in that same pose That's an impossible task.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 02 2017 08:26 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Centerfield wrote: It is really hard for me to judge how attractive Ivanka is. Obviously there is nothing inherently unattractive about her. But she looks like her father. And that makes me want to vomit. I think by definition, if a woman's looks makes you want to vomit, she is unattractive no? On the plus side, she's got legs for days, and-- if the book is any indication-- could whisper so, so many meaningless, repurposed inspirational quotes in your ear while you, um, take the bill into committee. On the minus side, she seems to have an oily-skin situation. Maybe just when jackhammering, though.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 02 2017 08:39 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She's kind of like Rachael Ray. She's pleasing to the eye, but when you realize how stupid and inane she is (in Rachael's case) and how stupid and inane and a spawn of an orange demon (in Ivanka's case) their attractiveness goes right out the window.

Ceetar Jun 02 2017 08:42 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: She's kind of like Rachael Ray. She's pleasing to the eye, but when you realize how stupid and inane she is (in Rachael's case) and how stupid and inane and a spawn of an orange demon (in Ivanka's case) their attractiveness goes right out the window. On the other hand I think just talking to her nicely gives up a decent shot of being appointed to run FEMA.

d'Kong76 Jun 02 2017 09:37 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I would, only reluctantly, put the Hebrew Hammer to her. Reminds me of the Grumpy Old Men outakes at the end of the movie when Burgess Merideth and Jack Lemmon are looking out the window: "Looks like Fman is putting the ol' Hebrew hammer in the tool pouch!"

batmagadanleadoff Jun 13 2017 12:01 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread. Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Jun 13 2017 12:38 AM

First cunt daughter, Ivanka Trump, who already clinched the title of most clueless and tone-deaf person of the decade with years to spare, takes time out from her greedy money grubbing multi-million dollar scams based on abuses of the Presidency and the emoluments clause, to issue this lament: Ivanka wrote: [I'm] surprised by the viciousness” and ferocity” that greeted [my] father’s presidency.... http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/06 ... itics.html How ironic, because I'm surprised at the viciousness and ferocity of her father's policies. Wanna know what else? I used to think she was smart. I didn't have any evidence one way or the other, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt because everybody else seemed to note how smart she is and that the Trump kids all turned out OK. Plus she has that Ivy League college degree. No more. Now that the National spotlight's been shone on her, I think she's a fucking idiot and I'd bet anything that she's miles and miles dumber than the generic UPenn grad. What a total shit show this is.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 13 2017 12:13 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She's terrible. She's subtly, stealthily terrible, which maybe makes her more terrible than the others. But the "cunt" stuff isn't a good look on you, or anyone else, man.

batmagadanleadoff Jun 13 2017 12:16 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: But the "cunt" stuff isn't a good look on you, or anyone else, man. I tend to agree and I kind of regretted it every time I wrote it. It's not just a poor reflection on me, but it undercuts whatever I'm writing. But I get all worked up in my vitriol for her and so there I go.

Ceetar Jun 13 2017 07:36 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: But the "cunt" stuff isn't a good look on you, or anyone else, man. I tend to agree and I kind of regretted it every time I wrote it. It's not just a poor reflection on me, but it undercuts whatever I'm writing. But I get all worked up in my vitriol for her and so there I go. just stick to non-gendered terms like asshole. But even that's probably too strong a word, because she doesn't seem capable of that sort of depth of emotion. She's like a brand mascot.

themetfairy Jun 13 2017 08:35 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: Wanna know what else? I used to think she was smart. I didn't have any evidence one way or the other, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt because everybody else seemed to note how smart she is and that the Trump kids all turned out OK. Plus she has that Ivy League college degree. No more. Now that the National spotlight's been shone on her, I think she's a fucking idiot and I'd bet anything that she's miles and miles dumber than the generic UPenn grad. A Penn degree means nothing. They even gave one to Tiffany.

metsmarathon Jun 13 2017 08:41 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Ceetar wrote: batmagadanleadoff wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: But the "cunt" stuff isn't a good look on you, or anyone else, man. I tend to agree and I kind of regretted it every time I wrote it. It's not just a poor reflection on me, but it undercuts whatever I'm writing. But I get all worked up in my vitriol for her and so there I go. just stick to non-gendered terms like asshole. But even that's probably too strong a word, because she doesn't seem capable of that sort of depth of emotion. She's like a brand mascot. i have faith in you that you can rise up and use even more colorful, descriptive invectives than than the ordinary asshole or boorishly reducing her to other parts of her anatomy.

Ceetar Jun 13 2017 08:48 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She's got the education of a Trump University graduate. The janitor at uPenn learned more than she did. how's that?

batmagadanleadoff Jun 19 2017 02:48 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Ivanka Trump calls for tolerance after latest London attack: http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/19/politics/ ... index.html _____________ I was thinking of renting a Mack Truck to run over some Muslims, but after Ivanka'a message for tolerance, I've had a change of heart. I wonder how many other people were dissuaded from committing horrible acts because of Ivanka's message?

MFS62 Jun 19 2017 06:58 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

metsmarathon wrote: i have faith in you that you can rise up and use even more colorful, descriptive invectives than than the ordinary asshole or boorishly reducing her to other parts of her anatomy. When in doubt about how to insult people properly, I defer to Major Charles Winchester (as played by David Ogden Stiers). The word he used, "cretin", perfectly describes any member of that family. Some of them are registered cretins, while some of them are still working hard for their certifications. Choose your adjectives carefully. Later

d'Kong76 Jun 19 2017 07:09 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Funny what one 'word' will make one person think of and another a totally different thing... 4, 5, 6, 7 all good cretins go to heaven! [youtube:114y9r0d]7ymeuOz0hZU[/youtube:114y9r0d]

MFS62 Jun 20 2017 06:22 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Major Winchester's use: Mentally and physically deficient. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism Very appropriate. Later

d'Kong76 Jun 20 2017 12:55 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

No fucking duh

batmagadanleadoff Oct 09 2017 02:09 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Ivanka Is Just Donald Trump in a Shift Dress https://www.thedailybeast.com/ivanka-is ... hift-dress excerpt: What’s more likely is that Ivanka either agrees with her father and doesn’t say it publicly, or doesn’t give a shit about what her father is doing, because she’s not a thoughtful person. Either course of action would be out of concern for her brand.

batmagadanleadoff Dec 23 2017 09:02 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She’s a walking advertisement for the danger of nepotism, an exemplar of class privilege and a perfect representative for Republican know-nothingism. She was supposed to be the brains of the family and the moral ballast; instead, she’s a self-righteous enabler. We’re speaking of Ivanka Trump, as you might have divined. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ri ... elessness/

Ceetar Dec 23 2017 09:24 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

That anyone cast her as the 'brains of the family and moral ballast' was an extreme failure of the media.

batmagadanleadoff Dec 23 2017 09:32 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Ceetar wrote: That anyone cast her as the 'brains of the family and moral ballast' was an extreme failure of the media. I was late to realize that there was a "thing" at the beginning of this dirtbag's presidency where a segment of the liberal/Democratic wing was pinning their hopes on this cunt to influence the president. I didn't know what the hell they were thinking? That she was gonna persuade her daddy to nominate Merrick Garland instead of Neil Gorsuch? And with each passing instance of this movement, all the Dems were accomplishing was to lower themselves. It was self-humiliation, I thought. If it was the other way around party-wise, this cunt's career would be in ruins by now.

Lefty Specialist Dec 25 2017 03:07 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I have a real problem with the 'c' word applied to anyone. Even Ivanka. Even Sarah Palin. Or Betsy DeVos. or Ann Coulter, for that matter. Plenty of ways to express one's disgust, revulsion or exasperation with a person without going there. We now rejoin our political grousing, which is already in progress.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 04 2018 01:04 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Oh, the arrogance. The delusions. The self-entitlement of it all. First cunt daughter Ivanka reportedly imagined herself as the first female President https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/iv ... f99e207087 Ivanka Trump reportedly had some pretty high aspirations for herself when her father became president. According to an excerpt from Michael Wolff’s new book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House, the president’s older daughter and her husband, Jared Kushner, took jobs in President Donald Trump’s West Wing for personally opportunistic reasons. The excerpt, quoted in New York Magazine, reads: The First Children couple were having to navigate Trump’s volatile nature just like everyone else in the White House. And they were willing to do it for the same reason as everyone else — in the hope that Trump’s unexpected victory would catapult them into a heretofore unimagined big time. Balancing risk against reward, both Jared and Ivanka decided to accept roles in the West Wing over the advice of almost everyone they knew. It was a joint decision by the couple, and, in some sense, a joint job. This joint job included an “earnest deal” between the two in which Ivanka Trump might make history. Between themselves, the two had made an earnest deal: If sometime in the future the opportunity arose, she’d be the one to run for president. The first woman president, Ivanka entertained, would not be Hillary Clinton; it would be Ivanka Trump. Also, Bannon is also quoted as calling Ivanka Trump "dumb as a brick." https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/pol ... 000940001/

Benjamin Grimm Jan 04 2018 01:06 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I would say that Ivanka is quite unqualified to be President, but that doesn't seem to matter anymore.

Zvon Jan 04 2018 01:34 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Batmags, even I have to say that the "C" word should not be used in a community that includes women, just out of general respect. If you ever want a sure fired way to get a slap in the face, just tell a woman in your presence that she's a cunt (I realize you're not doing that here, that's just advice, lol). It's just such a vulgar word IMO. It transcends cursing. However, calling her a pussy, dick, or ass is totally acceptable. This is just my opinion but I'm sure many here feel the same way. So please respect us as well.

Fman99 Jan 04 2018 09:30 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

What if used as an adjective? Sometimes people are just being cunty.

Zvon Jan 05 2018 06:53 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Fman99 wrote: What if used as an adjective? Sometimes people are just being cunty. As an adjective, and as a first name, totally acceptable. But hey, I don't make the rules around here.

cooby Jan 05 2018 08:47 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I think it's good advice. It rates right up there with the N word in my book.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Jan 05 2018 08:50 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

You hardly ever meet someone with the name Cunty anymore. It's like Adolph for guys.

cooby Jan 05 2018 08:58 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

lol. It really is.

Zvon Jan 05 2018 09:08 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: You hardly ever meet someone with the name Cunty anymore. It's like Adolph for guys. lolol

batmagadanleadoff Jan 05 2018 02:03 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: You hardly ever meet someone with the name Cunty anymore. It's like Adolph for guys. Cunty's the adjective. Cunt (capital "C") is the proper noun. Ron Hunt's wife's first name was "Cunt".

Zvon Jan 05 2018 04:00 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: You hardly ever meet someone with the name Cunty anymore. It's like Adolph for guys. Cunty's the adjective. Cunt (capital "C") is the proper noun. Ron Hunt's wife's first name was "Cunt". GET OUT!

batmagadanleadoff Feb 27 2018 11:47 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

First Kunta Kinte daughter and top advisor to the president Ivanka Trump deflects question about the president's history of sexual harassment because he's her daddy. The fake job heiress further defended her daddy from those sexual abuse charges on grounds that her daddy's a perfect gentleman, adding that her daddy never grabbed her pussy without first asking for permission.

Ceetar Feb 27 2018 11:49 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

batmagadanleadoff wrote: First Kunta Kinte daughter and top advisor to the president Ivanka Trump deflects question about the president's history of sexual harassment because he's her daddy. The fake job heiress further defended her daddy from those sexual abuse charges on grounds that her daddy's a perfect gentleman, adding that her daddy never grabbed her pussy without first asking for permission. It's a shame no one has the guts to really grill her on this. "Did your dad ever walk in on you changing? What age did that first happen? When do you first remember him making those types of 'we both like sex' jokes with you?" Of course, given Roy Moore this wouldn't matter so whatever. She's just a prettier front to the propaganda/reality show machine.

batmagadanleadoff Feb 27 2018 11:56 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

We are deep in banana republic mode. If she got grilled any more, she would've ended the interview. I'm surprised she even took it in the first place. Her next 20 interviews will be of the Fox News softball variety, where the questions don't get any tougher than what's your favorite color and she probably gets them like a week in advance. If she's not writing them herself.

SteveJRogers Feb 28 2018 05:35 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

[url]http://www.bluedotdaily.com/subpoena-issued-ivanka-trump-hit-with-money-laundering-allegations-itty/

MFS62 Feb 28 2018 05:58 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

SteveJRogers wrote: [url]http://www.bluedotdaily.com/subpoena-issued-ivanka-trump-hit-with-money-laundering-allegations-itty/ I wonder how she looks in orange? Later

batmagadanleadoff Feb 28 2018 09:38 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

MFS62 wrote: SteveJRogers wrote: [url]http://www.bluedotdaily.com/subpoena-issued-ivanka-trump-hit-with-money-laundering-allegations-itty/ I wonder how she looks in orange? Later This is old news. The first cut daughter should've, by all credible accounts, been indicted for her scams involving Trump Soho. But instead, something very mysterious and unexplained happened, including Manhattan DA Vance receiving a large campaign donation from Trump fixer and bagman Michael Cohen right around when that indictment should've went down.

batmagadanleadoff Mar 04 2018 11:43 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

First cult daughter Ivanka Trump posts pictures of her own future bunt daughter while showing off $8,000.00 dress. Like that's gonna distract everyone from the fact that Ivanka's a vile count of Contadina tomato sauce fake feminist with a fake job and a fake chin. Her time in the barrel is coming soon, this fucking crook.

batmagadanleadoff Mar 20 2018 10:31 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

On Bring Your Kids to the White House Day, foreign policy expert specializing in Korean Peninsula matters first grunt daughter, future not president and the de facto US Secretary of State Ivanka Trump will soon travel to South Korea to meet with that country's leaders where she'll let it be known that for $50 million in US unmarked bills, her daddy the president will pass favorable policies. How could the president send Tillerson on this mission? Don't ever trust anyone outside the family.

MFS62 Mar 22 2018 10:20 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Some pure gold here, including the other links you can access. http://www.newsweek.com/ivanka-trump-ha ... ter-854154 Later

d'Kong76 Mar 22 2018 11:20 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

That Newsweek site is whack! It took forever to load everything so I got suspicious and said hmm let's see what these fuckers are doing to my com- puter. I ran a full SophosHomeClean and then re-loaded that Newsweek site and it put 54 tracking files just from loading that one page. 54!

41Forever Mar 22 2018 11:24 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: That Newsweek site is whack! It took forever to load everything so I got suspicious and said hmm let's see what these fuckers are doing to my com- puter. I ran a full SophosHomeClean and then re-loaded that Newsweek site and it put 54 tracking files just from loading that one page. 54! Newsweek is on its last legs, I think.

Lefty Specialist Mar 22 2018 11:29 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

41Forever wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: That Newsweek site is whack! It took forever to load everything so I got suspicious and said hmm let's see what these fuckers are doing to my com- puter. I ran a full SophosHomeClean and then re-loaded that Newsweek site and it put 54 tracking files just from loading that one page. 54! Newsweek is on its last legs, I think. Newsweek is just a clickbait site now. It's not really a magazine any more in any sense of the word.

41Forever Mar 22 2018 01:34 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Lefty Specialist wrote: 41Forever wrote: d'Kong76 wrote: That Newsweek site is whack! It took forever to load everything so I got suspicious and said hmm let's see what these fuckers are doing to my com- puter. I ran a full SophosHomeClean and then re-loaded that Newsweek site and it put 54 tracking files just from loading that one page. 54! Newsweek is on its last legs, I think. Newsweek is just a clickbait site now. It's not really a magazine any more in any sense of the word. For years, I subscribed to both Time and Newsweek. Sports Illustrated, too. On one hand I miss them. I still try to buy the collectible issues for big events. But so much of the content is old news by the time it arrived.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 02 2018 11:16 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

First [baseball term for when a batter gently taps an oncoming pitch, often for the sole purpose of advancing baserunners, rhymes with cunt] daughter Ivanka Trump flies to Wyoming, for her 11th vacation since being named top adviser to the president last year. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states ... in-wyoming Ordinarily, I'd say she made her monthly quota of graft and emoluments abuses, hence the vacation. But she's no ordinary crook. She's a Trump and so there's no accounting for her boundless greed.

Edgy MD Apr 05 2018 06:08 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

New Gang of Four album: [fimg=500:259bvkm4]https://static.spin.com/files/2018/04/GOF-COMPLICIT-RGB_preview-copy-1522871690-640x640.jpg[/fimg:259bvkm4]

batmagadanleadoff Apr 05 2018 12:20 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

https://www.cjr.org/special_report/ivan ... -press.php Long piece asking why more of the press and media isn't treating sleazeball first count daughter Ivanka Trump like the count she so obviously is. Why the kid gloves treatment?

batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2018 08:22 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Edgy MD wrote: New Gang of Four album: [fimg=500]https://static.spin.com/files/2018/04/GOF-COMPLICIT-RGB_preview-copy-1522871690-640x640.jpg[/fimg] Wow. When I first saw this post yesterday, I thought the record cover was some internet user's DIY Photoshop gag.

d'Kong76 Apr 06 2018 09:24 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I thought it was a joke too. Does someone have to sign off on something like this? I'd want royalties, no? I would think using someone's image for monetary gain without their permission is against the law.

MFS62 Apr 06 2018 06:21 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: I thought it was a joke too. Does someone have to sign off on something like this? I'd want royalties, no? I would think using someone's image for monetary gain without their permission is against the law. I would guess that since she's an influential "advisor" to the president and a member of his family, pictures of her are considered something like public domain, as long as they are tasteful. Later

d'Kong76 Apr 06 2018 06:35 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

MFS62 wrote: I would guess that since she's an influential "advisor" to the president and a member of his family, pictures of her are considered something like public domain, as long as they are tasteful. Yeah, she advised just last week what colors the easter eggs should be. EP release date is a few weeks away, I guess we'll see the answer to my question soon enough.

batmagadanleadoff Apr 06 2018 11:54 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: Yeah, [Ivanka] advised just last week what colors the easter eggs should be. Is that so? Jeez, she'll probably throw a tantrum now if her daddy doesn't buy her the Nobel Peace Prize award for that accomplishment. What a fucking typewriter she is.

MFS62 Apr 07 2018 05:11 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: MFS62 wrote: I would guess that since she's an influential "advisor" to the president and a member of his family, pictures of her are considered something like public domain, as long as they are tasteful. Yeah, she advised just last week what colors the easter eggs should be. Hey! That took a lot of courage. The NRA was pressuring her dad to have a grenade roll on the lawn of the White House and she must have resisted. Later

d'Kong76 Apr 07 2018 07:55 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

The NRA? Grenades? That's some twisted shit from easter eggs, bro. f-d-s-a space f-d-s-a space f-d-s-a space

MFS62 Apr 07 2018 06:35 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: The NRA? Grenades? That's some twisted shit from easter eggs, bro. f-d-s-a space f-d-s-a space f-d-s-a space f-d-s-a? What does that mean? That was strictly a tongue-in-cheek fake praise of Ivanka, after you posted she was involved in picking the colors. It was a slam at how easily her dad is influenced by the NRA and how she "bravely" confronted him. I've used that line several times before I posted it here, in person and other fora, and it has elicited nothing but laughs because they see what a transparent person Ivanka is and dislike the NRA plan for placing weapons of death around children. This was my typical hyperbolic projection of that plan. Later

batmagadanleadoff Apr 15 2018 07:44 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

You're not gonna believe what the Urban Dictionary's slang nickname is for Count Ivanka. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... Clownstick

d'Kong76 Apr 16 2018 11:54 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

MFS62 wrote: f-d-s-a? What does that mean? The left hand's home on a keyboard! When I was in 7th grade we had to take a typing class all year. It was drilled into our heads that computers were on the horizon and being able to type well was going to be very important. Of course to 11-year-old boys in the mid-70's you couldn't get more faggotized (that was still a thing back then) than being hunched over a keyboard listening to Miss Applebaum call out f-d-s-a space all year and we nearly drove her over the edge several times. Turns out she was right and my skillz from that class have served me well.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Apr 16 2018 12:31 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

"faggotized" lolollllolol

batmagadanleadoff May 31 2018 10:38 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Samantha Bee calls that c*nt Ivanka a "feckless c*nt" on her cable TV show. (Because she is). Whereupon, the vile and vicious c*nt Sarah Huckabee calls Bee's language "vile and vicious", even though vile and vicious c*°nt Sarah Huckabee doesn't have much to say about the other c*nt Roseanne Barr's disgraceful ape comment. This is your news, folks, from the age of Trump.

Lefty Specialist May 31 2018 11:09 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

And that's a bit over the line.

d'Kong76 May 31 2018 11:30 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Feckless is a pretty cool word, it's almost like a curse word but not. Batmags (and please take this with the humor intended with zero ill- will and no provocation purpose) you seem to suffer from OCD. Obsessive ~~~~pulsive Disorder hahaha

batmagadanleadoff May 31 2018 11:36 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

d'Kong76 wrote: Feckless is a pretty cool word, it's almost like a curse word but not. Batmags (and please take this with the humor intended with zero ill- will and no provocation purpose) you seem to suffer from OCD. Obsessive ~~~~pulsive Disorder hahaha Lol.

batmagadanleadoff May 31 2018 11:39 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Samantha Bee calls that typewriter Ivanka a "feckless c*nt" on her cable TV show. (Because she is). Whereupon, the vile and vicious typewriter Sarah Huckabee calls Bee's language "vile and vicious", even though vile and vicious typewriter Sarah Huckabee herself doesn't have much to say about the other typewriter Roseanne Barr's disgraceful ape comment. This is your news, folks, from the age of Trump.

cooby May 31 2018 01:29 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I wonder if she was using Ambian like Roseanne lol

Benjamin Grimm May 31 2018 01:36 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

She shouldn't have said that, and she should have known better. This just adds fuel to the fire for those who say that there's a "double standard." I read some comments posted beneath an article about this (out of morbid curiosity) and there are people saying that what Samantha said was just as racist as what Roseanne said, because Ivanka is white and white is a race too. The fact that idiots like that can vote is a fundamental, if unavoidable, flaw in the way democracy works.

batmagadanleadoff Jun 19 2018 08:25 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Can all youse pundits and politicians please stop asking that count Ivanka for help with her father's barbaric border policy? All youse do is humiliate yourselves. Ivanka's a count opportunist who's here only to keep.her daddy president in power so that she could enrich herself and take credit for anything she could put her name on. I can't wait for this count to get indicted on state charges.

Lefty Specialist Jun 20 2018 06:14 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Cy Vance had her in his sights in 2012, but after a $50,000 donation to his re-election fund, the case was magically deemed no longer worth prosecuting.

batmagadanleadoff Jun 20 2018 10:51 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Lefty Specialist wrote: Cy Vance had her in his sights in 2012, but after a $50,000 donation to his re-election fund, the case was magically deemed no longer worth prosecuting. That's an infuriating story because, reportedly, they had Ivanka dead to rights. There were self-incriminating emails that Ivanka herself wrote, and she could not possibly have wriggled out of the inculpating ramifications of those emails.

MFS62 Jul 02 2018 07:41 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

On her NETFLIX show, Michelle Wolf talked about how to insult Administration people if you meet them. She said that if you see her in public, the way to hurt Ivanka the most is to call her "Tiffany". She also described Ivanka as "The prettiest tumor in a swiftly moving cancer". Michelle was on a roll. Later

batmagadanleadoff Jul 05 2018 12:26 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/06 ... retirement First count daughter Ivanka the c*nt talks out of the tenth side of her mouth when she bolsters her liberal feminist bona fides by working Justice Kennedy for more than a year to persuade him to retire under the Trump presidency. And people go apeshit because Samantha Bee called this feckless c*nt a feckless c*nt. What else are you supposed to call this c*nt? Fine. Let's call her a vile and extremely despicable person from now on. As if there's any difference.

batmagadanleadoff Jul 07 2018 02:05 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b3f ... SSTAND0001 Catching up with the first count daughter, Ivanka the c*nt. First count daughter, Ivanka the c*nt thanks her scumbag father for reuniting migrant parents seeking legal asylum with their kidnapped children. After that, the first count daughter sent a bottle of champagne and a dozen roses to al Qaeda and ISIS for not bothering to blow up the Empire State Building today.

batmagadanleadoff Jul 07 2018 02:12 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

I wonder if Daddy President will impose tariffs on that crappy clothing coming in from China that comprises his count daughter's clothing line? You know ... those count Ivanka imports that are manufactured by Chinese slaves for six cents an hour. How come Daddy president doesn't go on the Twitter to rail against his count daughter producing her crappy goods overseas like he does with Harley Davidson?

Lefty Specialist Jul 07 2018 07:05 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

It'd be fun if China yanked her trademarks just to mess with Trump's head. And all the Trump 2020 campaign flags are being produced in China, too.

batmagadanleadoff Oct 12 2018 10:42 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Donald Trump Insists “Everyone” Wants Ivanka Named United Nations Ambassador In Morning Tweet https://deadline.com/2018/10/donald-tru ... 202481554/ “So nice, everyone wants Ivanka Trump to be the new United Nations Ambassador. She would be incredible, but I can already hear the chants of Nepotism! We have great people that want the job,” [fimg=444]https://static.standard.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/10/10/05/ivanka-234a.jpg[/fimg] "I really don't want the job. But if everyone is insisting, practically forcing me.... then I'll have no choice but to accept the offer. I never asked my daddy president to be the UN Ambassador, either."

Ceetar Oct 12 2018 11:34 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Every rambling piece of propaganda 45 spews out is not news, particularly plots from House of Cards, and if the media would stop with this nonsense it'd help a lot. Think about it. 9..9?% of people, if asked to name candidates for UN Ambassador, would only have one name. This is a parent calling a family meeting to discuss whether or not they're going to have ice cream for dinner every night this week because the 3 year old is asking for it.

batmagadanleadoff Nov 20 2018 08:43 PM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

The Entitled Hypocrisy of Ivanka Trump’s Personal E-mail Account By John Cassidy 8:07 P.M. On a day when the President of the United States effectively washed his hands of Saudi Arabia’s brutal murder of the journalist and U.S. resident Jamal Khashoggi , it may seem a bit tendentious to focus on his daughter’s e-mail habits, but bear with me. Although there is no moral comparison between Donald Trump’s disgraceful toadying up to the Saudi royal family and Ivanka Trump’s decision to use a private e-mail address for official government business, they are indicative of a common attribute of the Trump family: overweening entitlement and hubris. Since the night of the 2016 election, Trump has interpreted his unlikely victory in the electoral college as a mandate to do pretty much whatever he wants to do, including refusing to sell his business holdings or place them in a blind trust, and appointing his daughter and son-in-law to senior—if vague—positions at the White House. In a country that long exalted austere Presidents who viewed the Presidency as solemn public service, Trump crowed openly when he discovered that many of the federal ethics statutes didn’t apply to him. He and his sons, who still run the Trump business empire, have regularly used the Presidency to promote Trump properties, such as the Trump International Hotel in Washington, the Mar-a-Lago resort, in Palm Beach, and several of Trump’s golf clubs. Trump behaves as he does because he is a bad man, but also because he has internalized, over the course of his career, an important lesson: the bigger the effrontery, the more likely you are to get away with it. (It’s the conman’s version of Goebbels’ “Big Lie” principle.) Thanks to the New York Times, we now know that the family real-estate fortune that he inherited was enlarged by years of systematic tax evasion. As a developer and self-promoter in his own right, he parlayed a largely disastrous record—bankruptcies, restructurings, bank bailouts—into a lucrative second career as a television celebrity and manager of the Trump brand. When he turned to politics, he bluffed his way to the Oval Office by exploiting mountains of free media, mercilessly attacking his opponents, and pulling an inside straight that ran through Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin. Neither his blanket refusal to release his tax returns nor the unearthing of the “Access Hollywood” tape halted his progress. So it is little wonder that he doesn’t adhere to norms—whether they apply to his business empire or the conduct of the Presidency. In Trump’s mind, only saps play by the rules. Unlike her father, Ivanka Trump at least pays lip service to the First Amendment. (“I do not feel that the media is the enemy of the people,” she told Axios’s Mike Allen this summer.) But the First Daughter, as she has become known, appears to have inherited the family’s disregard for other rules and regulations, as well as its cavalier attitude to the truth. In October of last year, The New Yorker, ProPublica, and WNYC published a report revealing how, in 2012, Ivanka and her brother Donald Jr. narrowly avoided being indicted by New York prosecutors on charges of fraudulently misleading the buyers of condos in the Trump SoHo hotel about how well sales were going. In an e-mail obtained by investigators, the “Trumps discussed how to coördinate false information they had given to prospective buyers,” the story said. “In another, according to a person who read the e-mails, they worried that a reporter might be on to them.” Was that incident a one-off? In 2009, Ivanka said in an interview that a Trump-branded property in Toronto was virtually sold out. In reality, “24.8 percent of units had sold, according to a 2016 bankruptcy filing by the developers,” a second report from ProPublica and WNYC revealed. In Panama, the Trumps lent their name and marketing expertise—for a hefty fee—to a seventy-story waterfront development that opened in 2011. During the financing of the project, the report from ProPublica and WNYC said, “Ivanka told a journalist . . .that ‘over 90 percent’ of the Panama units had sold — and at prices five times as high as comparable buildings. Both statements were untrue.” If you ignore the political context, one could argue that the Washington Post’s revelation that Ivanka “sent hundreds of emails last year to White House aides, Cabinet officials and her assistants using a personal account, many of them in violation of federal records rules” doesn’t amount to much. But, of course, the context cannot be ignored. For two years, Ivanka’s father traipsed around the country claiming that Hillary Clinton’s use of a private email server, when she was Secretary of State, was “bigger than Watergate.” Even today, he salutes the crowds at his rallies as they chant, “Lock her up.” The Post story said that when White House official asked her about her use of a private account, “She said she was not familiar with some details of the rules.” In a statement, her spokesperson claimed that, unlike Clinton, Ivanka didn’t set up a private e-mail server, or delete any of the messages that she sent from a private account. The statement added that the “emails have been retained in the official account in conformity with records preservation laws and rules.” Speaking with reporters on Tuesday afternoon, Trump himself repeated some of these talking points. “There was no server in the basement like Hillary Clinton had,” he said. “You were talking about a whole different, you’re talking about fake news.” Actually, it still isn’t entirely clear what e-mail arrangements Ivanka used. The Post story, citing people close to her, said of her and her husband: “The couple’s emails are prescreened by the Trump Organization for security problems such as viruses but are stored by Microsoft.” Presumably, that is one of the details that Representative Elijah Cummings and his Democratic colleagues will be examining when they take control of the House Oversight Committee. “We launched a bipartisan investigation last year into White House officials’ use of private email accounts for official business, but the White House never gave us the information we requested,” Cummings said on Tuesday. “We need those documents to ensure that Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, and other officials are complying with federal records laws and there is a complete record of the activities of this Administration.” You can hardly blame the Democrats for picking up a gift that has been tossed into their laps, but the main point here isn’t about record-keeping. It is about the hypocrisy, arrogance, and hubris of a family that has sought to turn the Presidency into another Trump franchise. “Certainly, I think it’s hypocritical,” Anthony Scaramucci, who served briefly in the Trump White House, said on CNN. “You can’t do that in that position.” Unless, of course, you think that you are bulletproof, and you don’t really give a damn what people think. https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-colu ... il-account

MFS62 Nov 21 2018 07:04 AM Re: Gah! It's the Ivanka thread.

Lock her up! Later