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UMDB Fan Memories of 2017

Edgy MD May 15 2017 08:44 PM

Share your memories of Jose Reyes Piranhamite May 8, 2017 Ah, Reyes. He fills my lungs with pure oxygen whenever I witness his magic. His catlike skills are superheroic; not even the great Spider-Man could make plays that this Dominican webslinger wields. It has been said that such celebrities as Vin Diesel, Joe Benigno, Todd Schnitt, Kylie Jenner, and Emma Stone have difficulty restraining the liquids in their orbitals when witnessing the acrobatic feats of this blue-and-orange dynamo. The plaque in Cooperstown is at the ready. Immortal infielders Honest Wagner, Books Robinson, and George Brett will be among the first to embrace Reyes into the pantheon of baseball immortality. We as Mets fans should be proud; let us stand at attention every time Reyes approaches the plate, and bestow from our tonsils, the Reyes chant that echoes majestically from sea to shining sea. Here's hopin' Piranhamite has a blog.

Benjamin Grimm May 15 2017 08:56 PM Re: UMDB Fan Memories of 2017

I just hope this doesn't lead to Jose getting a superhero nickname of his own.