Nice item this week in Talk of the Town:
]SPRING TRAINING DEPT. MEET THE METS by Ben McGrath Issue of 2006-03-20 Posted 2006-03-13
In a week, the Mets will have assembled in full at Port St. Lucie, back from representing their various native countries at the World Baseball Classic. Expectations are high. The last time fans were this optimistic was probably 1988. Those Mets, who won a division title (as none have since), were a brash, hard-living bunch, the stuff of tabloid legend: Doc and Darryl, Nails, Coney, HoJo, El Sid. And what of this year’s squad? Much has been made of the growing Hispanic influence, sought by Omar Minaya, the general manager, and of the outspoken liberal politics of the new slugger Carlos Delgado, but perhaps the best portrait of the 2006 Mets can be gleaned from an unwieldy spreadsheet assembled last week by Sandra van Meek, a member of the team’s communications department.
Van Meek set out to catalogue the “answers to some questions people like to ask about the players,” she wrote in an e-mail. Those questions include the names of the players’ pets, the dishes they most like to cook, their game-day superstitions, and their favorite board games. A few of the stars (Pedro Martinez, Delgado, Billy Wagner) eluded van Meek’s survey, but twenty-six players participated, providing a broad sample from which to generalize.
The team is certainly diverse, like the borough it plays in. Six languages are spoken, or could be spoken, in the clubhouse: English, Spanish, Spanglish, Swedish, German, and Japanese. Musical taste runs from James Taylor (Tom Glavine) to Jay-Z (Cliff Floyd and Victor Diaz) to Wisin y Yandel (three players). Career aspirations, if baseball had not been an option, range wide: a cop (David Wright), a veterinarian (Carlos Beltran), a soldier, a doctor, a lawyer, a pastor, a financial planner, a teacher, a hockey player.
Taken as a statistical composite, however, the typical Met has 1.08 children (pick a name: Bella, Tobias, Yomar) and a dog, probably a terrier (Mitch Wylie’s is called Gucci). He started playing baseball when he was six years and two months old, and in grade school his best subject was math—the better for calculating his stats. He now drives a Mercedes, a BMW, or a Cadillac (and possibly some combination thereof). He likes rice and beans, and among meats he favors pork chops. Every so often, he gets out the spatula and fires up the Weber.
The typical Met’s golf handicap, if he’s willing to name one, is around eleven or twelve—the result of almost a decade of links experience. Two individuals stand out as outliers in this regard: Steve Trachsel, who, despite twenty years of practice, is still a twenty handicap, and Philip Humber, the team’s first-round draft pick in 2004, who learns quick and has an eight handicap after only three years of playing.
The average Met is just as likely to read Maxim as the Bible, but, to be honest, reading isn’t his strength; his main hobbies are basketball and fishing. Under “Would like to meet,” four Mets name the Pope; one lists Rachel McAdams. Generally speaking, today’s Met seems a little less wild than his predecessors of the late eighties, favoring Chicago, for instance, over Miami by a small margin. He is concerned about young people, whether in this country or internationally, and he does his part to eradicate cancer. His favorite actress, depending on the day, is Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, or Reese Witherspoon.
Some of the lesser-known pitchers are deserving of special mention. Heath Bell, a young reliever, has a hamster named Blossom and a cousin, Drake Bell, who is a TV star (on Nickelodeon), and for quick cash in high school he baked and sold gingerbread houses. Yusaku Iriki, a thirty-three-year-old making his American début this spring, did not start playing baseball until he turned fifteen. (His favorite sport is kickboxing, and he is partial to Bob Marley.) Duaner Sanchez plays the trumpet.
Here are your highbrows: Steve Trachsel (Scrabble, Wine Spectator, “pecan-crusted” pork chops) and Aaron Heilman (Trivial Pursuit, Scientific American, philosophy, Discovery Channel). Here’s your lowbrow: Xavier Nady (bowling, Las Vegas, “Dumb and Dumber”).
Certainly these Mets are a far cry from the original teams in the sixties, as Dan Reilly remembers them. Reilly, who is sixty-eight, was the first ever Mr. Met, introducing the iconic papier-mâché baseball costume to Shea Stadium fans in 1964. “Jack Fisher and Ron Swoboda were both from Maryland, and they used to have little parties where they’d serve the soft-shell crabs,” he said. “A couple of the guys were show guys—Broadway shows. I don’t think these guys today are into that. Back then they liked art, they liked jazz.”
Reilly is working on a book called “The Original Mr. Met Remembers.” “We didn’t need questionnaires in those days,” he said. “We just knew the players.”
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