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McSweeney's Fantasy Baseball Roster

Rotblatt
Mar 16 2006 09:46 AM

[url=http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/fantasybball/9nintendo.html]This[/url] is pretty funny.

]Dear Rick:

What would your ideal fantasy-baseball lineup be if you had to create it using only characters from classic Nintendo video games?


Yours truly,
Rick

Great question. Important and controversial. Consider it answered.


]Pitchers

1. Samus Aran from Metroid

Yes, she's a woman. Yes, her history as a bounty hunter causes others to distrust her. Yes, her body suit might not be legal. But it's all worth it. She has a fucking arm cannon built in. Literally.