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Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version)
Benjamin Grimm Oct 18 2017 11:12 AM |
If you've been looking for a way to relive the disappointment, the angst, and the sheer misery of the 2017 Mets season, then you're about to receive some great news!
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Centerfield Oct 18 2017 11:43 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Gotta applaud BG's sense of duty. This was a shit year. I can't imagine organizing all of this with such shitty source material.
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Ceetar Oct 18 2017 11:44 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
always fun to laugh at the slow decay of print media.
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d'Kong76 Oct 18 2017 11:59 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Marty looks like he can crack walnuts with those mitts. Welcome
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Lefty Specialist Oct 18 2017 12:51 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Boy, there must be a lot of pain out there on those covers.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 18 2017 01:07 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
It's gonna be a miserable slog!
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d'Kong76 Oct 18 2017 01:16 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
It will be fun and, if not, perhaps therapeutic!
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MFS62 Oct 18 2017 07:36 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We're Mets fans. We can take it.
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Fman99 Oct 18 2017 07:43 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I'll meet you there with a fresh batch of jokes about masturbation and large breasts.
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41Forever Oct 18 2017 07:46 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I love the Tabloid Cover Derby!!! Surely there will be some good news sprinkled among the ruins! Can't wait to see what the Post punsters did for Travis Taijeron's first career hit or that one day when Smoker didn't let two inherited runners score. Maybe even Sewald's controversial Schaefer win -- "Dud suds???"
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Edgy MD Oct 18 2017 08:30 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I would piss lemon juice for the chance to have Gary Apple's job.
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Benjamin Grimm Oct 30 2017 07:14 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
That tingle of excitement you feel in the atmosphere... that buzz you hear at the water cooler... It's all because the Tabloid Cover Derby is just one week away! Be sure to check in next Monday when the first poll will be posted.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 03 2017 07:31 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Centerfield Nov 03 2017 10:32 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Do we even have room in the budget for ghosts this year? I feel like you are just going to replace them with old guys and hope we don't notice.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 03 2017 11:26 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We may just have to recruit some random Swedes who happen to be passing by on the day of the ceremony.
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d'Kong76 Nov 03 2017 11:55 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
That unrest on the streets photo is just too funny.
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bmfc1 Nov 03 2017 12:04 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Duda's appearance in The Louvre is always good for a laugh, especially because he's facing the wrong way.
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41Forever Nov 03 2017 12:17 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Love the dog going through the trash. Looks like some interesting people near the elevators, but I can't quite see who they are!
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 11 2017 05:35 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Reminder, because we've downsized this year, there will be no new Tabloid Cover Derby polls on weekends. Voting will resume on Monday.
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Centerfield Nov 11 2017 05:42 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Closed? This is bullshit. I walked all the way over here in 25 degree weather.
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seawolf17 Nov 11 2017 06:01 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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We told you not to come all the way here to Stockholm. Much warmer in New Yor--- oh, wait.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 15 2017 09:38 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Even though today's poll only takes us through May 8, we're actually now halfway through the first round. The number of covers devoted to the Mets dropped dramatically once the fact that the Mets season was a disaster became old news.
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Ceetar Nov 15 2017 09:39 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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So still a chance the winner hasn't even been written yet.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 15 2017 09:44 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Yes. It's less likely that a November cover will win, but if the Mets make a "big splash" over the next two weeks, it could happen.
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Centerfield Nov 15 2017 10:19 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Can we get a rule clarification?
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 15 2017 11:31 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
That's something that I'll let the people in Stockholm (and Gloria Allred) decide.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 17 2017 09:30 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We'll once again be taking a break for the weekend, but we have winners from the five polls that were posted last week. Each of these covers will advance to the second round and to the Sweet Sixteen:
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 21 2017 09:33 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We'll be taking a longer weekend break this time around because of the Thanksgiving holiday. Today's poll will be the last until Monday, November 27. Next week we'll see the final three polls from the first round. After that, there will be another break, and second-round voting will begin on Wednesday, December 6.
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Edgy MD Nov 21 2017 12:03 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I've tweeted to back page editors for all three NYC tabloids to promote the Derby. I think betting will be heavy.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 21 2017 12:24 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Let us know if you get any responses! (And if you do, we'll have to translate them to Swedish and forward to the home office.)
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 24 2017 06:05 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
The second week of voting is now complete, and five more covers have joined our Sweet Sixteen alongside the five from the first week. (See above.)
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Edgy MD Nov 24 2017 07:03 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Three straight covers with stories of Mets pitchers getting rocked in a manner that portended their season going off the rails.
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 29 2017 07:47 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
The third week of voting was abbreviated due to the Thanksgiving holiday. Three more covers have now advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, bringing the total number of second-round entries to 13. The winners so far are pretty evenly distributed among the three publications, with five from the Daily News and four each from the Post and Newsday.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 06 2017 04:42 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
First-round voting is now complete, with three more covers being added to the group of sixteen finalists. Our field now consists of six covers each from The Daily News and Newsday, and four from the New York Post.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 15 2017 07:21 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
The three polls from last week have now closed. In Wednesday's poll, between two Daily News covers, TRESPEDES defeated TAB CALLOWAY. On Thursday, Newsday's HARVEY WALLBANGERS beat HERE WE YO! of the Daily News. And on Friday, THANK YOU, CARDS, again from Newsday, eliminated the New York Post's GLORY JAYS.
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Benjamin Grimm Dec 22 2017 05:37 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Second-round voting is now complete, and our eight finalists include four from Newsday, three from the Daily News, and one from the New York Post.
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Zvon Jan 02 2018 10:57 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Grimm, are you doing all the photoshop work? If so you have really become an excellent creator of "pictures that never were". Kudos 2 u!
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 03 2018 04:02 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Thank you, but what makes you think that these aren't actual photos?
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Zvon Jan 03 2018 07:55 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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lol I've been to our headquarters in Stockholm. I took the off season tour on my vacation. Everything in that lobby is blue and orange! Even the receptionists uniform! Even the garbage. EVERYTHING I tells ya!
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Centerfield Jan 03 2018 08:01 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
If I had to bet now, I think Mr. 300 takes the crown.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 05 2018 07:17 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We'll be taking another break as we wait for the voting for the third-round polls to complete. When this round is done, we'll have our Final Four, and semi-final voting will take place on January 15. If all goes according to schedule, we'll be revealing our winning cover on January 29 in Stockholm!
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Edgy MD Jan 05 2018 07:23 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Are we making progress on the long-hoped for Roxette appearance?
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 05 2018 07:28 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We're having trouble booking people for the ceremony. We're still working on getting Maja to attend.
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Centerfield Jan 05 2018 07:34 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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cooby Jan 05 2018 08:09 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I was hoping for ABBA
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Edgy MD Jan 05 2018 11:16 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
That's a real budget buster. It was either the ABBA reunion or a mobile-optimized site this year. Tough choice.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 12 2018 07:21 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We have completed our third round of voting, and, similar to last year, we have a Final Four consisting of two covers from the Daily News and one each from the New York Post and Newsday.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 12 2018 08:08 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
And... for being featured on Final Four covers, Jose Reyes, Noah Syndergaard, Yoenis Cespedes, and Wilmer Flores will each receive a copy of the Tabloid Cover Derby home game!
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Zvon Jan 12 2018 09:11 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
^ And you're all becoming great photo manipulatists as well. WTF?
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 22 2018 07:46 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
We now know who will be playing in this year's Super Bowl, but more importantly, we also know the Tabloid Cover Derby finalists for 2017. The New York Post's IN THE BIG INNING will face off against the Daily News' GOD OF BLUNDER. It's a final matchup that demonstrates how unpredictable the Tabloid Cover Derby can be!
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d'Kong76 Jan 22 2018 08:30 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Typical cheapass muthahumpers that they are, I'm not surprised.
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Zvon Jan 22 2018 10:11 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 24 2018 08:41 AM |
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And I won't hear the end of it til it's over. Two of my brothers and this entire area are going batshit. I will watch this Superbowl and root for the Eagles, tho, and enjoy it. It's great to not really care who wins. Did I just pull a Yogi-ism?
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Zvon Jan 22 2018 10:16 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
If I forget or am not around for the last leg please Email me before the final tally Ben. I don't expect any problems, but, wacky things have been going down and there's that "mind like a sieve" thing.
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Centerfield Jan 24 2018 07:39 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I can't seem to be able to post the covers here, but Jeff Wilpon clearly wants to win TCD 2018. Both Newsday and the Post feature him this morning.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 24 2018 08:47 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Where are you seeing the Newsday cover? They've changed their page where I used to go for the covers, in an apparent attempt to self-sabotage their chances in future competitions. I was able to grab today's from the Newsday Sports Twitter feed, but I'd like to think that there's a more reliable source.
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Centerfield Jan 24 2018 08:48 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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I saw it on someone's twitter.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 30 2018 07:01 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Voting has closed for the final thread of the 2017 Tabloid Cover Derby, and the Daily News' GOD OF BLUNDER has defied all odds and become the first "bad news" cover to win this esteemed competition. The Daily News has now produced the winning cover in all three years of the Tabloid Cover Derby.
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MFS62 Jan 30 2018 07:20 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Great job.
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bmfc1 Jan 30 2018 07:29 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Great work, Mr. Grimm.
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Centerfield Jan 30 2018 07:33 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Tina Yothers looks sheepish to be there. Just like she did in all of the later seasons of Family Ties. I think Jennifer Keaton is the most egregious example of "cute baby child grows up, loses relevance, is replaced by another baby (no matter how improbable) to restore cuteness." It didn't help that she entered her awkward years at the exact same time. I think by the end of the show she ended up just being the new kid's babysitter. Raven Symone coming in as Rudy aged out was another example. Others escape my mind.
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Edgy MD Jan 30 2018 07:50 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Cousin Oliver replaced Cindy Brady as the cute one.
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Centerfield Jan 30 2018 07:56 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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All good ones. Except Cousin Oliver was not in any way cute. I think they had a new baby in Fresh Prince too. Vivian Banks must have been close to 50 years old.
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Edgy MD Jan 30 2018 07:58 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Thus, the show's end.
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d'Kong76 Jan 30 2018 08:04 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
¡Bravo!
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Lefty Specialist Jan 30 2018 08:08 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I needed ett gott skratt this morning.
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cooby Jan 30 2018 10:29 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
What the hell happened to Tina yothers beautiful hair?
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Zvon Jan 30 2018 12:37 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
That's not a dog! That's a horse of a different color!
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 30 2018 12:50 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I think the horse has something to do with Maja's reality show.
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Frayed Knot Jan 30 2018 01:06 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Normally one has to pay extra for that, but getting it free here is only one of the benefits of participating in the TCD.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 30 2018 01:12 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I think you might even see quite a bit more if you subscribe to The ZAPP! Network
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41Forever Jan 30 2018 01:21 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Outstanding!
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cooby Jan 30 2018 02:11 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Planning on defecting again?
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bmfc1 Jan 30 2018 04:23 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Why is there a horse in the lobby?
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Zvon Jan 30 2018 05:17 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Nope. I finally got real internet. So I'm good to stay.
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Benjamin Grimm Jan 30 2018 05:18 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Lots of weird stuff goes on at the home office.
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Frayed Knot Jan 30 2018 05:34 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Duh, it's waiting for an elevator! You don't really expect it to use the stairs, do you?
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Zvon Jan 30 2018 06:46 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
All I wanted to do was make the horse blue and orange. lol.
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cooby Jan 30 2018 08:35 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I was wondering about the creepy looking thing on the right...
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cooby Jan 30 2018 08:47 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
I craved RaR when I was expecting my daughter
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Zvon Jan 30 2018 10:46 PM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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A CATS cast member?
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 19 2018 04:01 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Hmmm....
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Edgy MD Mar 19 2018 05:59 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Holy and shit.
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Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2018 06:46 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Lol at 'You Gotta Be Leaving'.
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Benjamin Grimm Mar 19 2018 07:07 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Our voters eliminated YA GOTTA BE LEAVING in the first round.
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41Forever Mar 19 2018 07:07 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Tell me they don't get Maja, too.
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Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2018 07:12 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Yes, but obviously the Snooze staff thought it was a winner, or runner-up, anyway. Maja may be unaware. She strikes me as more of a Times reader.
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Centerfield Mar 19 2018 08:47 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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This is unacceptable. We should totally get royalties from this. Don't we have attorneys or something? There are all sorts of attorneys that post here. What the hell are you guys doing?!?!?
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d'Kong76 Mar 19 2018 09:10 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
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Lionel Hutz used to post here, but I believe he's long been retired.
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41Forever Mar 19 2018 10:13 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 19 2018 10:53 AM |
Hold on. Mets and MFYS share a bracket. Jets and Giants share a bracket. Knicks get a bracket to themselves? No Nets? And are the Rangers and Islanders exiled to the "Misc." bracket?
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d'Kong76 Mar 19 2018 10:26 AM Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version) |
Well the last time the Nets warranted a back cover the ball was still
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