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Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version)

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 18 2017 11:12 AM

If you've been looking for a way to relive the disappointment, the angst, and the sheer misery of the 2017 Mets season, then you're about to receive some great news!

In a press conference today at Citi Field, it was announced that the 2017 Tabloid Cover Derby will get underway on Monday, November 6. This will be the third time around for the Tabloid Cover Derby. In both of our two previous iterations, the winning cover came from the Daily News and the featured player was Yoenis Cespedes. Will this combination work magic for the third consecutive year? We're about to begin the onerous task of finding out! The winning cover, as always, will be displayed in the lobby of the CPF's international headquarters, Kran Pool Forum Internationella Huvudkontoret in Stockholm, Sweden.

Enthusiasm for this year's Derby is, admittedly, less than it had been in previous years. In 2016, for example, we were able to get Mets legend Rusty Staub and former Miss Sweden, Camilla Hansson, to appear at our kickoff announcement. This year our search for celebrities to attend our announcement ceremony was much more difficult. Even Dwight Bernard canceled on us! We were, however, fortunate enough to get Marty Silver, who worked in the Shea Stadium ticket booth from 1981 through 1983, and Bev Donaldson, who was employed at the U.S. Embassy in Stockholm from 1992 through 1995, to appear at our event. Marty and Bev seem to have made a love connection: after the press conference they were spotted enjoying an early bird special at nearby Kane's Diner in Flushing.



Because the Mets were featured on significantly fewer covers in 2017, this year's Derby will be downsized. In 2015 and 2016, we had 32 first-round polls. In 2017 there will be five rounds instead of six, and the first round will only have 16 polls. With fewer polls, we'll end up spacing them out a little more. Instead of new polls appearing seven days per week, we'll limit the launching of new polls to weekdays. We'll still vote for as many as three covers in each first-round poll, with the one cover that receives the most votes advancing, for the first time this year, directly to the Sweet Sixteen. Another change: In the past, the covers were divided into four chronological groups. After the first round, winners were seeded within each group and each group sent one representative to the Final Four. Beginning in 2017, all first-round winners will be seeded in one large group, so for the first time, an April cover can go against an October cover, for example, as early as in the second round.

In every other way, the Tabloid Cover Derby will be just like it was in the past, except that it won't be any fun. It will be a miserable trip down the darkest corners of Memory Lane.

Be sure to join us on November 6!

Centerfield
Oct 18 2017 11:43 AM
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Gotta applaud BG's sense of duty. This was a shit year. I can't imagine organizing all of this with such shitty source material.

I've always felt a little bad for guys like Gary Apple. Real Mets fans that are forced to conduct themselves professionally and host a post-game show after excruciating losses. We can turn off the TV, curse and rant, and drink. Those guys can't do that.

Thanks BG for setting this up. I'm looking forward to hearing how Maja spent her year.

Ceetar
Oct 18 2017 11:44 AM
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always fun to laugh at the slow decay of print media.

prediction: deGrom is on the winning cover.

d'Kong76
Oct 18 2017 11:59 AM
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Marty looks like he can crack walnuts with those mitts. Welcome
abordick to the lovely couple!

Lefty Specialist
Oct 18 2017 12:51 PM
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Boy, there must be a lot of pain out there on those covers.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 18 2017 01:07 PM
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It's gonna be a miserable slog!

d'Kong76
Oct 18 2017 01:16 PM
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It will be fun and, if not, perhaps therapeutic!

MFS62
Oct 18 2017 07:36 PM
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We're Mets fans. We can take it.
Its going to be like looking through your high school yearbook and seeing all the girls who turned you down for dates.


Later

Fman99
Oct 18 2017 07:43 PM
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I'll meet you there with a fresh batch of jokes about masturbation and large breasts.

41Forever
Oct 18 2017 07:46 PM
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I love the Tabloid Cover Derby!!! Surely there will be some good news sprinkled among the ruins! Can't wait to see what the Post punsters did for Travis Taijeron's first career hit or that one day when Smoker didn't let two inherited runners score. Maybe even Sewald's controversial Schaefer win -- "Dud suds???"

I do love the derby and appreciate the effort. Maja -- note correct spelling -- must be wondering what she'll be sitting near for the next year.

Edgy MD
Oct 18 2017 08:30 PM
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I would piss lemon juice for the chance to have Gary Apple's job.

Instead, I'll take the TCD17. All hail Ben.

Benjamin Grimm
Oct 30 2017 07:14 AM
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That tingle of excitement you feel in the atmosphere... that buzz you hear at the water cooler... It's all because the Tabloid Cover Derby is just one week away! Be sure to check in next Monday when the first poll will be posted.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 03 2017 07:31 AM
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PREVIOUSLY ON THE TABLOID COVER DERBY



2015[/bigpurple]

The winning cover, YES-PEDES, from the Daily News, was unveiled at a ceremony in Stockholm, attended by David Wright, U.S. ambassador to Sweden Mark Brzezinski, Swedish King Carl XVI Gustaf and the ghost of Swedish actrees Ingrid Bergman.


After the ceremony, the cover was put on display in the CPF's headquarters lobby in Stockholm. In this photo we get a glimpse of Maja before her celebrity makeover.


When YES-PEDES was eventually displaced in the lobby by the 2016 winner, it went on a world tour. Here we see it in the Louvre in Paris, where it nudged aside Leonardo's Mona Lisa.





2016[/bigpurple]

The 2016 ceremony took place inside the Royal Palace in Stockholm. Terry Collins was joined by Sweden's Queen Silvia, CPF receptionist and Swedish reality show star Maja, children from the Järfälla branch of the Kran Pool Barn Klubb, and the ghost of Swedish actress Greta Garbo. The winning cover, CES BOOM BAH!, was once again from The Daily News.


The ceremony was marred by unrest outside in the streets, where the throng protested the early exit from the competititon of all urine-related Matt Harvey covers.


Maja switched to a more business-like outfit for this photo of CES BOOM BAH! in the CPF lobby.



Centerfield
Nov 03 2017 10:32 AM
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Do we even have room in the budget for ghosts this year? I feel like you are just going to replace them with old guys and hope we don't notice.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 03 2017 11:26 AM
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We may just have to recruit some random Swedes who happen to be passing by on the day of the ceremony.

d'Kong76
Nov 03 2017 11:55 AM
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That unrest on the streets photo is just too funny.

bmfc1
Nov 03 2017 12:04 PM
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Duda's appearance in The Louvre is always good for a laugh, especially because he's facing the wrong way.

41Forever
Nov 03 2017 12:17 PM
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Love the dog going through the trash. Looks like some interesting people near the elevators, but I can't quite see who they are!

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 11 2017 05:35 AM
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Reminder, because we've downsized this year, there will be no new Tabloid Cover Derby polls on weekends. Voting will resume on Monday.

Centerfield
Nov 11 2017 05:42 AM
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Closed? This is bullshit. I walked all the way over here in 25 degree weather.

Guess I’ll look for a Starbucks or something.

seawolf17
Nov 11 2017 06:01 AM
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Centerfield wrote:
Closed? This is bullshit. I walked all the way over here in 25 degree weather.

Guess I’ll look for a Starbucks or something.

We told you not to come all the way here to Stockholm. Much warmer in New Yor--- oh, wait.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 15 2017 09:38 AM
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Even though today's poll only takes us through May 8, we're actually now halfway through the first round. The number of covers devoted to the Mets dropped dramatically once the fact that the Mets season was a disaster became old news.

This year's Tabloid Cover Derby includes 35 covers from April, 49 from May, 31 from June, 17 from July, 8 from August and 6 from September. In the "offseason" category we have 9 from October (mostly thanks to the Mets' change of managers) and 2 so far from November. (Any covers that are published before the day of the last poll, November 29, will be eligible.)

Ceetar
Nov 15 2017 09:39 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
(Any covers that are published before the day of the last poll, November 29, will be eligible.)


So still a chance the winner hasn't even been written yet.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 15 2017 09:44 AM
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Yes. It's less likely that a November cover will win, but if the Mets make a "big splash" over the next two weeks, it could happen.

Centerfield
Nov 15 2017 10:19 AM
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Can we get a rule clarification?

If it comes out that any of the competing covers had inappropriate contact with underage girls, does that result in an automatic disqualification?

Or does that mean that the cover becomes Senator?

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 15 2017 11:31 AM
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That's something that I'll let the people in Stockholm (and Gloria Allred) decide.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 17 2017 09:30 AM
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We'll once again be taking a break for the weekend, but we have winners from the five polls that were posted last week. Each of these covers will advance to the second round and to the Sweet Sixteen:









Benjamin Grimm
Nov 21 2017 09:33 AM
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We'll be taking a longer weekend break this time around because of the Thanksgiving holiday. Today's poll will be the last until Monday, November 27. Next week we'll see the final three polls from the first round. After that, there will be another break, and second-round voting will begin on Wednesday, December 6.

Edgy MD
Nov 21 2017 12:03 PM
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I've tweeted to back page editors for all three NYC tabloids to promote the Derby. I think betting will be heavy.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 21 2017 12:24 PM
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Let us know if you get any responses! (And if you do, we'll have to translate them to Swedish and forward to the home office.)

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 24 2017 06:05 AM
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The second week of voting is now complete, and five more covers have joined our Sweet Sixteen alongside the five from the first week. (See above.)

The ten covers that have advanced so far include four from the New York Post and three each from the Daily News and Newsday.

The final three polls of Round One will be posted on Monday through Wednesday of next week. Second round voting will begin on Wednesday, December 6.









Edgy MD
Nov 24 2017 07:03 AM
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Three straight covers with stories of Mets pitchers getting rocked in a manner that portended their season going off the rails.

I'm kind of surprised GOD OF BLUNDER beat THORRIBLE.

Benjamin Grimm
Nov 29 2017 07:47 AM
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The third week of voting was abbreviated due to the Thanksgiving holiday. Three more covers have now advanced to the Sweet Sixteen, bringing the total number of second-round entries to 13. The winners so far are pretty evenly distributed among the three publications, with five from the Daily News and four each from the Post and Newsday.

Second-round voting will begin a week from today, on Wednesday, December 6.





Benjamin Grimm
Dec 06 2017 04:42 AM
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First-round voting is now complete, with three more covers being added to the group of sixteen finalists. Our field now consists of six covers each from The Daily News and Newsday, and four from the New York Post.

This year marks Newsday's best showing in the Sweet Sixteen. In 2015, at this point we had eight covers from the Post, five from the News, and three from Newsday. In 2016, it was nine from the News, five from Newsday, and only two from the Post. (One of those two Post covers, SEEDS OF LIFE, did make it to the final round.)

This year, for the first time, all finalists are arranged in one large bracket, ranked from 1 to 16 based on percentage of votes received in their first-round poll.

The second-round polls will be posted on each of the next eight business days. After this, we'll have our Elite Eight and we'll take a break for the holidays. Round three, which will determine the much-coveted Final Four rankings, will begin in early January.








Benjamin Grimm
Dec 15 2017 07:21 AM
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The three polls from last week have now closed. In Wednesday's poll, between two Daily News covers, TRESPEDES defeated TAB CALLOWAY. On Thursday, Newsday's HARVEY WALLBANGERS beat HERE WE YO! of the Daily News. And on Friday, THANK YOU, CARDS, again from Newsday, eliminated the New York Post's GLORY JAYS.

When this week's polls close next Friday, we'll have our eight third-round entries. The Tabloid Cover Derby is, after today's poll between two Jacob deGrom covers from Newsday, taking a break for the Christmas holidays and we'll resume our voting on January 2.

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 22 2017 05:37 AM
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Second-round voting is now complete, and our eight finalists include four from Newsday, three from the Daily News, and one from the New York Post.

Newsday so far is having its best year in this competition. In 2015 it didn't place any covers in the Elite Eight and last year there were only two. The Post, meanwhile, is staking all of its hopes on IN THE BEGINNING.

We'll now resume our holiday break from voting. The third round will begin on January 2 and we'll start to narrow our field from eight covers to four.

Zvon
Jan 02 2018 10:57 PM
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Grimm, are you doing all the photoshop work? If so you have really become an excellent creator of "pictures that never were". Kudos 2 u!

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 03 2018 04:02 AM
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Thank you, but what makes you think that these aren't actual photos?

Zvon
Jan 03 2018 07:55 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Thank you, but what makes you think that these aren't actual photos?


lol

I've been to our headquarters in Stockholm. I took the off season tour on my vacation. Everything in that lobby is blue and orange! Even the receptionists uniform! Even the garbage. EVERYTHING I tells ya!

Centerfield
Jan 03 2018 08:01 AM
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If I had to bet now, I think Mr. 300 takes the crown.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 05 2018 07:17 AM
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We'll be taking another break as we wait for the voting for the third-round polls to complete. When this round is done, we'll have our Final Four, and semi-final voting will take place on January 15. If all goes according to schedule, we'll be revealing our winning cover on January 29 in Stockholm!

Edgy MD
Jan 05 2018 07:23 AM
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Are we making progress on the long-hoped for Roxette appearance?

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 05 2018 07:28 AM
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We're having trouble booking people for the ceremony. We're still working on getting Maja to attend.

Centerfield
Jan 05 2018 07:34 AM
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Just want to put out there that we are totally available.

cooby
Jan 05 2018 08:09 AM
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I was hoping for ABBA

Edgy MD
Jan 05 2018 11:16 AM
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That's a real budget buster. It was either the ABBA reunion or a mobile-optimized site this year. Tough choice.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 12 2018 07:21 AM
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We have completed our third round of voting, and, similar to last year, we have a Final Four consisting of two covers from the Daily News and one each from the New York Post and Newsday.

In our three years of Tabloid Cover Derby, seven Daily News covers have reached the Final Four, as have three from the Post and two from Newsday.

DAILY NEWS:
YES-PEDES, CON4TO, TEAM OF DESTINY (2015)
CES BOOM BAH!, METS IN A LANDSLIDE (2016)
TRESPEDES, GOD OF BLUNDER (2017)

NEW YORK POST:
NY CITI (2015)
SEEDS OF LIFE (2016)
IN THE BIG INNING (2017)

NEWSDAY:
11th HEAVEN (2016)
THANK YOU, CARDS (2017)

On Monday, we'll begin our semi-final voting, with TRESPEDES taking on GOD OF BLUNDER and IN THE BEGINNING facing off against THANK YOU, CARDS.

Be there!

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 12 2018 08:08 AM
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And... for being featured on Final Four covers, Jose Reyes, Noah Syndergaard, Yoenis Cespedes, and Wilmer Flores will each receive a copy of the Tabloid Cover Derby home game!

Zvon
Jan 12 2018 09:11 AM
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^ And you're all becoming great photo manipulatists as well. WTF?

And Grimm.....EVEN THE DOG HIM/HERSELF! (orange & blue)

Well, maybe only Grimm and batmags. And dinosuar jesus. And.....
*goes to look in old Wilpon In History thread.

Zvons new catch phrase : "You're waterin' me down. bro!"

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 22 2018 07:46 AM
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We now know who will be playing in this year's Super Bowl, but more importantly, we also know the Tabloid Cover Derby finalists for 2017. The New York Post's IN THE BIG INNING will face off against the Daily News' GOD OF BLUNDER. It's a final matchup that demonstrates how unpredictable the Tabloid Cover Derby can be!





Voting begins tomorrow! The winner will be announced next week in Stockholm. We're having a little trouble setting up the ceremony. Unlike the previous two years, the Swedish Royal Family has refused to participate. The Mets have yet to commit to sending a representative. A rather unenthusiastic Maja has been non-committal. We have, at least, managed to book an actress from a popular 1980s sitcom. Unfortunately, we do not yet have a venue for the ceremony, but the gang in the Stockholm office is frantically working on making arrangements. I'm sure we'll figure something out!

d'Kong76
Jan 22 2018 08:30 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
The Mets have yet to commit to sending a representative.

Typical cheapass muthahumpers that they are, I'm not surprised.

Zvon
Jan 22 2018 10:11 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 24 2018 08:41 AM

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
We now know who will be playing in this year's Super Bowl......


And I won't hear the end of it til it's over.

Two of my brothers and this entire area are going batshit. I will watch this Superbowl and root for the Eagles, tho, and enjoy it. It's great to not really care who wins.

Did I just pull a Yogi-ism?

Zvon
Jan 22 2018 10:16 AM
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If I forget or am not around for the last leg please Email me before the final tally Ben. I don't expect any problems, but, wacky things have been going down and there's that "mind like a sieve" thing.

Centerfield
Jan 24 2018 07:39 AM
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I can't seem to be able to post the covers here, but Jeff Wilpon clearly wants to win TCD 2018. Both Newsday and the Post feature him this morning.

Fueling my conspiracy theory that the Daily News is compromised, today they decide to run a cover featuring Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens.

Can't seem to find a link to the covers that allows them to be posted here. I guess you can only access those from Sweden.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 24 2018 08:47 AM
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Where are you seeing the Newsday cover? They've changed their page where I used to go for the covers, in an apparent attempt to self-sabotage their chances in future competitions. I was able to grab today's from the Newsday Sports Twitter feed, but I'd like to think that there's a more reliable source.

Centerfield
Jan 24 2018 08:48 AM
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Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Where are you seeing the Newsday cover? They've changed their page where I used to go for the covers, in an apparent attempt to self-sabotage their chances in future competitions. I was able to grab today's from the Newsday Sports Twitter feed, but I'd like to think that there's a more reliable source.


I saw it on someone's twitter.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 30 2018 07:01 AM
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Voting has closed for the final thread of the 2017 Tabloid Cover Derby, and the Daily News' GOD OF BLUNDER has defied all odds and become the first "bad news" cover to win this esteemed competition. The Daily News has now produced the winning cover in all three years of the Tabloid Cover Derby.

2017 CHAMPION COVER
GOD OF BLUNDER
New York Daily News, May 1, 2017





The winning cover was revealed this afternoon in a ceremony held Sweden's capital city of Stockholm. The Royal Family declined to participate, so last year's venue, the Royal Palace, was not available. An impromptu ceremony was held instead in a side street that gets little traffic. The Mets did not choose to send a representative this year, but the school children of Sullivan County, Tennessee, through car washes and bake sales, raised enough money to send Kingsport Mets mascot Slider to Stockholm. Also on hand were Family Ties star Tina Yothers; former ABBA member Agnetha Fältskog; Maja, our disinterested and reluctant receptionist; and the ghost of actress Cate Blanchett, who, curiously, is neither Swedish nor dead.




After the ceremony the cover was installed in the lobby of the Kran Pool Forum Internationella Huvudkontoret in Stockholm. Maja has changed to her business attire and is back at her day job as our receptionist.

Maja also wants everyone to know that her Swedish reality series, Maja: Ut Från Bakom Skrivbordet will begin airing in the United States (with English subtitles) on March 3 on The ZAPP! Network. If you don't get The ZAPP! Network, call your cable or satellite provider today!



As the featured player on the winning cover, Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard will receive a 1974 Chevrolet Malibu Classic!


And, for being featured on the highest ranked New York Post and Newsday covers, respectively, Mets infielders Wilmer Flores and Jose Reyes will be awarded a year's supply of Rice-A-Roni (The San Francisco Treat), Turtle Wax (It gives a hard shell finish) and a copy of the Tabloid Cover Derby Home Game, available wherever fine toys and games are sold!






The final bracket:




Thanks to all who participated in the 2017 Tabloid Cover Derby! We hope you had fun, we hope you learned something, and we'll see you again in November!

MFS62
Jan 30 2018 07:20 AM
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Great job.
Heart felt thanks.

Later

bmfc1
Jan 30 2018 07:29 AM
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Great work, Mr. Grimm.
Google translated the title of Maja's reality series as "Out from behind the desk".

Centerfield
Jan 30 2018 07:33 AM
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Tina Yothers looks sheepish to be there. Just like she did in all of the later seasons of Family Ties. I think Jennifer Keaton is the most egregious example of "cute baby child grows up, loses relevance, is replaced by another baby (no matter how improbable) to restore cuteness." It didn't help that she entered her awkward years at the exact same time. I think by the end of the show she ended up just being the new kid's babysitter. Raven Symone coming in as Rudy aged out was another example. Others escape my mind.

I can see Maja's buttcheek.

Terrific job BG! The TCD was the only fun thing to happen in the 2017 season!

Edgy MD
Jan 30 2018 07:50 AM
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Cousin Oliver replaced Cindy Brady as the cute one.

Chrissy Seaver replaced Ben Seaver as the cute one.

Ricky Stevens replaced Chris and Tracey Partridge as the cute one.

Centerfield
Jan 30 2018 07:56 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
Cousin Oliver replaced Cindy Brady as the cute one.

Chrissy Seaver replaced Ben Seaver as the cute one.

Ricky Stevens replaced Chris and Tracey Partridge as the cute one.


All good ones. Except Cousin Oliver was not in any way cute.

I think they had a new baby in Fresh Prince too. Vivian Banks must have been close to 50 years old.

Edgy MD
Jan 30 2018 07:58 AM
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Thus, the show's end.

Ernie Douglas replaced Chip Douglas as the cute one, but it took me a long time to find out, because most New York rerun serials of My Three Sons didn't include the black-and-white years. Same with Gilligan's Island.

d'Kong76
Jan 30 2018 08:04 AM
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¡Bravo!

Ordered on Amazon this morning:

Lefty Specialist
Jan 30 2018 08:08 AM
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I needed ett gott skratt this morning.

cooby
Jan 30 2018 10:29 AM
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What the hell happened to Tina yothers beautiful hair?

Zvon
Jan 30 2018 12:37 PM
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That's not a dog! That's a horse of a different color!

I didn't quite grok that Blunder rhymes with Thunder, that which Thor is the God of. I'm gonna go change my vote......awwwww.

It's over. :(


Great job Grimmsby! :)

[youtube:3m1ju2oe]4cWtA1LNvIg[/youtube:3m1ju2oe]

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 30 2018 12:50 PM
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I think the horse has something to do with Maja's reality show.

That thunder/blunder rhyme is a tricky one. Most people probably wouldn't get that.

Frayed Knot
Jan 30 2018 01:06 PM
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Centerfield wrote:
I can see Maja's buttcheek.


Normally one has to pay extra for that, but getting it free here is only one of the benefits of participating in the TCD.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 30 2018 01:12 PM
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I think you might even see quite a bit more if you subscribe to The ZAPP! Network

41Forever
Jan 30 2018 01:21 PM
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Outstanding!

cooby
Jan 30 2018 02:11 PM
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Zvon wrote:
If I forget or am not around for the last leg please Email me before the final tally Ben. I don't expect any problems, but, wacky things have been going down and there's that "mind like a sieve" thing.



Planning on defecting again?

bmfc1
Jan 30 2018 04:23 PM
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Why is there a horse in the lobby?

Zvon
Jan 30 2018 05:17 PM
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cooby wrote:
Zvon wrote:
If I forget or am not around for the last leg please Email me before the final tally Ben. I don't expect any problems, but, wacky things have been going down and there's that "mind like a sieve" thing.



Planning on defecting again?


Nope. I finally got real internet. So I'm good to stay.

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 30 2018 05:18 PM
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bmfc1 wrote:
Why is there a horse in the lobby?


Lots of weird stuff goes on at the home office.

Frayed Knot
Jan 30 2018 05:34 PM
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bmfc1 wrote:
Why is there a horse in the lobby?


Duh, it's waiting for an elevator! You don't really expect it to use the stairs, do you?

Zvon
Jan 30 2018 06:46 PM
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All I wanted to do was make the horse blue and orange. lol.
I'm outta control!

cooby
Jan 30 2018 08:35 PM
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I was wondering about the creepy looking thing on the right...

cooby
Jan 30 2018 08:47 PM
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I craved RaR when I was expecting my daughter

Zvon
Jan 30 2018 10:46 PM
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cooby wrote:
I was wondering about the creepy looking thing on the right...


A CATS cast member?

Benjamin Grimm
Mar 19 2018 04:01 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:
I've tweeted to back page editors for all three NYC tabloids to promote the Derby. I think betting will be heavy.


Hmmm....

Edgy MD
Mar 19 2018 05:59 AM
Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version)

Holy and shit.

Lefty Specialist
Mar 19 2018 06:46 AM
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Lol at 'You Gotta Be Leaving'.

Benjamin Grimm
Mar 19 2018 07:07 AM
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Our voters eliminated YA GOTTA BE LEAVING in the first round.

41Forever
Mar 19 2018 07:07 AM
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Tell me they don't get Maja, too.

Lefty Specialist
Mar 19 2018 07:12 AM
Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version)

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Our voters eliminated YA GOTTA BE LEAVING in the first round.


Yes, but obviously the Snooze staff thought it was a winner, or runner-up, anyway.

Maja may be unaware. She strikes me as more of a Times reader.

Centerfield
Mar 19 2018 08:47 AM
Re: Tabloid Cover Derby 2017 (Downsized version)

Benjamin Grimm wrote:
Edgy MD wrote:
I've tweeted to back page editors for all three NYC tabloids to promote the Derby. I think betting will be heavy.


Hmmm....



This is unacceptable. We should totally get royalties from this. Don't we have attorneys or something?

There are all sorts of attorneys that post here. What the hell are you guys doing?!?!?

d'Kong76
Mar 19 2018 09:10 AM
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Centerfield wrote:
There are all sorts of attorneys that post here. What the hell are you guys doing?!?!?

Lionel Hutz used to post here, but I believe he's long been retired.

41Forever
Mar 19 2018 10:13 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 19 2018 10:53 AM

Hold on. Mets and MFYS share a bracket. Jets and Giants share a bracket. Knicks get a bracket to themselves? No Nets? And are the Rangers and Islanders exiled to the "Misc." bracket?

d'Kong76
Mar 19 2018 10:26 AM
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Well the last time the Nets warranted a back cover the ball was still
red, white and blue!