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Purke, as in Turkey
John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 18 2017 11:05 PM |
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MFS62 Nov 19 2017 12:39 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
A YLDB where I work already named him "Puke".
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Ceetar Nov 19 2017 12:48 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
he struck out a third of the lefties that faced him last year. It was the minors, but those splits are good. Watch out Blevins
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Benjamin Grimm Nov 19 2017 01:00 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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Do you work with fourth graders? (Or, perhaps, in the White House?)
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MFS62 Nov 19 2017 01:05 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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No. Just a snarky punk YLDB. And I don't even work in the White House. People I worked with in the Pentagon were classier than that. Later
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Edgy MD Nov 19 2017 03:41 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Taken with the 14th overall pick by a cash-strapped Texas organization in 2009, Matt turned down a (generous, to many minds) $4 million bonus and followed through on his plans to go to Texas Christian U.
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Frayed Knot Nov 19 2017 03:51 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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Actually he couldn't have re-declared himself following his outstanding freshman season because once you commit to a four-year program you're generally required to stay for a full three years before re-entering the draft. There are however certain age conditions under which players from four-year institutions become sophomore eligible and Purke appears to have been one of those (he was just shy of 19 y/o when he graduated from HS).
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Edgy MD Nov 19 2017 04:47 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Seems to me like a lot of dudes get drafted after their sophomore season.
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Frayed Knot Nov 19 2017 01:05 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Seems to me like a lot of dudes get drafted after their sophomore season.
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RealityChuck Nov 19 2017 03:41 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Purkey? Isn
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cooby Nov 19 2017 03:54 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Never heard of him. I hope he's good!
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smg58 Nov 20 2017 03:34 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
You can never have too much bullpen depth, plus he's a lefty with a pulse, plus he does have some upside. Worth a shot.
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MFS62 Nov 20 2017 03:43 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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That reminds me - The company for which I work send out advertising letters. The letters all say something like "As one of our VIP customers, we will hold this offer for you for 5 days". One of the callers once asked me, "What did I have to do to be one of your VIP customers?". Our calls are recorded, and we have to tell the truth or we can get fired, so I told him, "You have a measurable pulse and a credit card". When the guy stopped laughing, he said he appreciated my honesty bought a lot of stuff. Back to the thread. Later
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John Cougar Lunchbucket Nov 20 2017 04:32 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Yes, he's sort of like Smokie's enemy: Fallen lefty prospect trying to re-establish himself as a bullpenner. Small sample looks more like a lefty-on-lefty guy tho.
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MFS62 Nov 23 2017 12:02 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
(seen elsewhere, but I want to share the pain): does he warm up in the bullpen, or just purkolate?
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Edgy MD Feb 24 2018 01:13 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Purke wins the WHO GOT MOST HIPSTER DURING THE OFF-SEASON AWARD.
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Benjamin Grimm Feb 24 2018 01:17 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
That's not Jacob Rhame?
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Edgy MD Feb 24 2018 01:25 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Nope. Rhame finished just outside the money.
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seawolf17 Feb 24 2018 01:38 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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I SAID, IT'S "INCREDIBOY!"
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 24 2018 06:59 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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I swear he got, like, 20 percent more Korean, too.
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dgwphotography Feb 24 2018 07:38 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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Go home Buddy, I work alone...
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cooby Feb 26 2018 06:58 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Hipster or Dipster?
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Lefty Specialist Feb 26 2018 07:32 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Good Lord, we have some dorky looking pitchers.
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HahnSolo Feb 26 2018 10:29 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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I was gonna say he got 80% more Sean Ono Lennon.
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cooby Feb 26 2018 10:40 PM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
Kinda makes me glad I don't get Mets broadcasts
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Zvon Feb 27 2018 12:28 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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lol. Ye not judge thy book by thy cover, my good lady.
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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Feb 27 2018 05:37 AM Re: Purke, as in Turkey |
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Beautiful, boy. I keep reading about Purke's funky delivery, and all that reading has me spring-daydreaming. If he's all the way back from TJ and the control has indeed normalized... maybe he's a Potential Perpetual Pedro?
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