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The Mets Cunt Club for Men.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:05 PM

At least do it right , you fucking cunts that run this board.

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"I'm calling another club to order. Order!"

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"Present and accounted for. Or is it accunted for?"

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"It's accunted. But we should take an accunting of our members. All seven of us."

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"This is some club of cunts, I tell ya."

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"Count me in, you cunts! Or is it: 'Cunt me in, you counts?' Curtis Granderson, reporting for cunt club duties."

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"Does this club have a secret password? Youse can tell me. I'm a member. Check your cunts if you don't believe me."

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"Youse can't imagine how much pussy I got when I was a young stud on the cover of SI. Are we allowed to use that word in this club - 'pussy'? Because it was pussy galore for me, you cunts."

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"OK. Everybody's here. Show us your cunts."

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:06 PM
Re: The Mets Cunt Club for Men.

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"Seven cunts for seven Mets. That's how I see it."

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:06 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I got this one but no easy access to an anagrammer. Their names all include the letters. Very funny, very juvenile.

The other one stumps me.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:08 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I got this one but no easy access to an anagrammer. Their names all include the letters that spell cunt c-u-n-t. Very funny, very juvenile.

I hereby pronounce you the official CPF Cunt of the Year.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:08 PM
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batmagadanleadoff wrote:
John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
I got this one but no easy access to an anagrammer. Their names all include the letters that spell cunt c-u-n-t. Very funny, very juvenile.

I hereby pronounce you the official CPF Cunt of the Year.

And here's your prize, a valuable first issue copy of 1969's Cunt Comics. Did you know that the Mets won the WS that same year that Cunt Comics debuted? Some year.

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batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:09 PM
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John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote:
OK, thanks and enough already

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:10 PM
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I heard you the first time. You're already acting like the CPF cunt of the year.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:10 PM
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You can spell out "cunt" -- c-u-n-t -- from the letters in John Cougar Lunchbucket. One more "t" and you could've done it twice. Also, you could spell cunt from Lunchbucket alone.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:11 PM
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cooby wrote:
I'm about to join the 'Block batmagedenfirst' Club

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:12 PM
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Zvon wrote:
Also, it's not because it bothers me or I give a shit. I may wince after the 2nd one but truly, I've used horrible language online at times, where I feel it was appropriate. I'm taking a stand here because we have some female members, maybe even some children of members, who read this board. It's simply inappropriate when there is a lady or a child in the house.

And I know you don't care. I get that.

If it wasn't that I feel that this msg board is a notch above all others I visit (Mets or otherwise), and truly a group of friends, I wouldn't have said a thing.

Oh, I see. It's all about the women and children. But the guy that writes cock and cocksucker and dick this and dick that and stick my dick between your tits and in your asshole posts here all the cocksucking time, the guy that's been writing those posts for like ten years and can't go a short time, and by a short time, I mean a few days, for like a decade, without writing those posts, that gets a free pass from you and everybody. Yeah, whatever. It's cunt that's forbidden. Even when men say it and say it to each other like the men in my Mets cunt club for men who all of a sudden can't call each other cunts because now all of a sudden, it's offensive when a man calls another man a cunt even thought that's like when an african-american calls another african american the n word and that's supposed to be acceptable. I guess it's OK for a small child lurking here to come across the cock and dick words. That's different. Especially because the real problem here is probably that it's me using the cunt word, not that the cunt word itself is being used.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:14 PM
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"What's the world coming to when a man can't call another man a cunt. Or is it cunt call another man a cunt?"

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"'Cunt's' just a body part. Like cock. And tits. Why are those words OK but not cunt?"

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"I have no fucking idea. I'm just glad we have this Mets Cunt Club for Men. Why would a man blow a gasket over being called a cunt? It's just goofy stuff. Watch this. 'Hey Claudell, you're a cunt. Do you know that"

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"Call me a cunt all you want. No skin off my nose. Or my cunt. I don't even have a cunt. I'm a man."

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"Show us your cunts! Just kidding. Youse have no cunts. You're men. And it's OK to call a vagina a cunt. Right? When did that become taboo. I read it all the time in those letters to Penthouse. It's a body part. Like cock."

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"Someone said that already. This is so stupid."

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"What if we substituted another word for 'cunt', like 'Klumpenheiner' for example? So instead of saying 'show us your cunts', you'd instead say 'show us your klumpenheiners'. Would that make it better? What the hell are people so upset about? The word 'cunt' or what the word 'cunt' means? Because if cunt or klumpenheiner refers to the body part, then it shouldn't be more offensive than any other body part word, like pussy or cock."

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"This is so stupid."

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"You already said that. Cunt."

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:29 PM
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"It's not like we called any women cunts. Or even their pussies cunts. We're just calling each other cunts. Why is that even anybody's business?"

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"This is so fucking stupid. I wonder if there's a Mets Cock club for Men. Because cock you can say here from here to eternity."

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 12 2018 09:31 PM
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"Well there's a reason the rules are illogical and don't make sense. Because they were made not out a sense of a fairness or to be used evenly, but to stick it to you. First they decide to stick it to you, then they try and justify it with some rule that has more holes than all the cunts in this club."