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EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

Edgy MD Mar 11 2018 07:21 AM

There are backup infielders who can field, and backup infielders who can hit. Heck, if we could do it all, we wouldn't be backup infielders. We'd be infielders. That's oversimplifying it certainly. But I'm Phil Evans and I have big league stick, and I'm searching for a spot in the lineup from which I can swing it. Yeah, I looked kind of tubby last season, but I'm working on that. I doing the South Beach thing. And alternating with the Zone thing. Maybe throw a little Atkins bullshit in there and I'm ready to go. But hey, I realize just slendering down won't make me Ozzie Smith. But there's room this world for the Kevin Mitchells, ore even the Wilmer Floreses. They'll find spots in there for you if you hit. I just need to hit. And hit and hit and hit. And I can hit. Sometimes. I mean, my minor league career OPS is ... well, it's .683. So don't pay any attention to that. I'm a swinger, I tell ya! I'm going to go get a tan and talk to Wilmer. I need you to think about how that's going to work out for me. I'll be over there when you have your answer. [fimg=370:mtuszxa6]https://content.sny.tv/assets/images/1/8/8/260563188/cuts/750x422/cut.jpg[/fimg:mtuszxa6] [fimg=330:mtuszxa6]http://metsmerizedonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/USATSI_8459310_154511658_lowres-e1488544953828.jpg[/fimg:mtuszxa6] [fimg=392:mtuszxa6]https://imagesvc.timeincapp.com/v3/fan/image?url=https://risingapple.com/wp-content/uploads/getty-images/2017/10/844460930-cincinnati-reds-v-new-york-mets.jpg.jpg&[/fimg:mtuszxa6] [fimg=308:mtuszxa6]http://metsminors.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/phil-evans-2-e1487722126135.jpg[/fimg:mtuszxa6] Look at this tubbo hustle: [youtube:mtuszxa6]fwlEqHRi5uo[/youtube:mtuszxa6]

John Cougar Lunchbucket Mar 11 2018 10:11 AM Re: EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

He's sort of like a poor-man's Ty Wigginton. 1-9-250/310/370 in 20 games/90 AB

d'Kong76 Mar 14 2018 12:39 PM Re: EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

No big team AB's and a body thrown into a trade in July.

G-Fafif Mar 14 2018 01:27 PM Re: EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

I'm Phil Evans and I have big league stick Thus was written the first line to "Get Metsmerized 2018".

smg58 Mar 14 2018 07:12 PM Re: EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

Won't spend the whole year on the 40.

Edgy MD Mar 14 2018 08:32 PM Re: EXPECTATIONS FOR 18: Phil Evans

Well, he's already off.